You know why? Because nobody asked that homosexual about his shiny medal he got for being a normal functioning human. 3 weeks without alcohol what an achievement weak frick.
So what? One time when I was younger, I found a quarter bottle of vodka in my grandfathers freezer. Cracked it open, took a swig. "Oh.. Burny.." I went back and took another one though.
>smash 4 beers and take a 40 min drive to an island to frick a tinderella (posted in last night's thread before I left) >Cruise around the entire island through remote places with dirt roads >We park on some gravel beach, drink beers, frick in the backseat >2AM, time to go home because I work in the morning >Car gets FRICKING STUCK in the gravel >try to power through it 10 times to no avail even after undigging the tires with my bare hands >Completely give up, sit and have a smoke, think about where my life went wrong and try not to completely lose my shit in front of her >suddenly hear people chatting in the distance >walk in the direction of their voices, eventually come across a penthouse where rich kids are having a rooftop party >Yell from the street that I need help, they turn down their music thinking it's just some noise complaint >After a couple of more attempts eventually some girl comes on the balcony and I tell her I need some able bodied men to help me out with the car >2 dudebros come out, visibly drunker than me >one gets in the car while the other lays on top of the hood while I stand in the back and push >they miraculously manage to get the car out >hug them and tell them I love them for completely saving my ass from getting stranded and fired >finally arrive home at 3AM, sleep for 3 hours until the alarm >wake up dead, now shitposting this from the job
WHAT A LIFE
>woke up an hour ago >bought a bottle of vodka last night I didn't finish >going to the pub in 2 hours >help myself to a cheeky vodka and lemonade before I go to the pub
what a b***h
Nah dude, he was right to protect Trina’s name
Reminder that no other pilot could've done what he did by inverting the bird and the cocaine he took that morning would've evened him out.
I'm 21 days sober today and I'm turning my life around bros.
wagmi
i hope you relapse and die
unnecessary
Well done anon dont stop
Good, don't stop keep going. 🙂
godspeed fren!
every thread has some anon saying
>sounds like you need a beer
you're doing fricking great. keep it up.
You know why? Because nobody asked that homosexual about his shiny medal he got for being a normal functioning human. 3 weeks without alcohol what an achievement weak frick.
Good job anon, I am rooting for you
This calls for a celebration. A bottle of nice and bubbly champagne perhaps?
What was the tipping point that made you want to quit for reals?
Lmao 21 days is not turning your life around. You WILL be back to drinking within 2 weeks.
What changes to your lifestyle have you made?
You're converting to Islam you fricking butthole? At least drink some wine, it's good for you.
I made it over 2 years before I had a blowout at a wedding. I believe in you anon, you can learn to treat yourself right.
>Picsemi
So what? One time when I was younger, I found a quarter bottle of vodka in my grandfathers freezer. Cracked it open, took a swig. "Oh.. Burny.." I went back and took another one though.
>smash 4 beers and take a 40 min drive to an island to frick a tinderella (posted in last night's thread before I left)
>Cruise around the entire island through remote places with dirt roads
>We park on some gravel beach, drink beers, frick in the backseat
>2AM, time to go home because I work in the morning
>Car gets FRICKING STUCK in the gravel
>try to power through it 10 times to no avail even after undigging the tires with my bare hands
>Completely give up, sit and have a smoke, think about where my life went wrong and try not to completely lose my shit in front of her
>suddenly hear people chatting in the distance
>walk in the direction of their voices, eventually come across a penthouse where rich kids are having a rooftop party
>Yell from the street that I need help, they turn down their music thinking it's just some noise complaint
>After a couple of more attempts eventually some girl comes on the balcony and I tell her I need some able bodied men to help me out with the car
>2 dudebros come out, visibly drunker than me
>one gets in the car while the other lays on top of the hood while I stand in the back and push
>they miraculously manage to get the car out
>hug them and tell them I love them for completely saving my ass from getting stranded and fired
>finally arrive home at 3AM, sleep for 3 hours until the alarm
>wake up dead, now shitposting this from the job
WHAT A LIFE
did you get laid?
Yes, without rubber like a crazy fricking idiot that I am
Sounds like a great weekend honestly
Based drunk
Was the chick you banged hot?
How do I stop downloading dating apps when drunk?
stop drinking or something. are you trying not to get laid or do you embarrass yourself?
Yes
not that anon but everyone is different. I personally lose any sexual impulse when drinking. I drink and go to sleep.
I get horny even though my dick becomes floppy
stop being a homosexual, happened to me many years ago
I'm drunk right now.
>woke up an hour ago
>bought a bottle of vodka last night I didn't finish
>going to the pub in 2 hours
>help myself to a cheeky vodka and lemonade before I go to the pub
>diagnosed with alcoholic hepatitis
How long were you drinking?
14 years
nearly 3 years daily druk for me. I love it but can't see it lasting another decade though
>women only care about penis size
Yes.
>instantly rams his dick all the way in without any reaction
Yeah only white boys know this feel. Real dicks need 10 minutes of advancing
t didn’t watch the movie
there was a huge bbc scene in the movie
He did nothing wrong
What's on the menu for today, drukcucks?
nothing.
Why?
Shops are closed.
Day 1 sober, already want to drink
just smoke weed
I
DRANK
THE
VODKA
Confess your DRUK sins
I didn't drank the vodka.
i dont like alc and only drink socially