I enjoyed this but I'm confused, which character was Dungeons and which one was Dragons?

I enjoyed this but I'm confused, which character was Dungeons and which one was Dragons?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idgi

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They literally go to a dungeon with a dragon in it at around the middle of the movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They literally go to a dungeon with a dragon in it at around the middle of the movie.

      That’s only singular Dungeon & Dragon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was another Dungeon in Neverwinter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay so it’s Dungeons & Dragon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But there's more than one dragon in the movie...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There was one in the flashback

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elgin Dungeons and Helga Dragons are the names I think.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot believe there wasn't a single homosexual in this entire movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hugh Grant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He probably banged the sexy evil bald sorceress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The viewer is the homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sofina will cure your homosexualry in the old fashioned way

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they film it live? Do they do that every time it's on?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it and I don't know shit about D&D.

    That weird brown gay guy almost ruins this movie, tho

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ThemberCHAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FAT DRAGON

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sophia as Doric was cute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only time she's looked attractive. Mostly because she doesn't have the dyke haircut.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual take.
            I would cuddle her with the tomboy haircut for hours.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure this was a wig anyway based on how they did the horns. Her hair in Asteroid City was natural. She looks nice with short hair but yeah she needs to keep it long for a while. I think she's currently grown it out again so that's a plus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like her in my dungeon if you know what I mean

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She can be lured with Guinness, it’s common knowledge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they see me rollin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon humiliation ritual.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make good movie with good actors
    >don't advertise it at all

    why tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was full of Black folk, they knew advertising would only hurt things.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't, I don't.... know what that, means

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you DUNGEON or are you DRAGON?
    Powerful scene.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When they all held hands together afterwards and said

      >"No... WE are Dungeons and Dragons."

      And they Dungeoned and Dragoned the bad guy. Wow.

      Wow.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the same way watching Spongebob and Squarepants.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here are your elected officials

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this from? Looks awesome

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie being discussed ITT, genius.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, but I meant if there's a special feature thing on youtube or something

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably in the dvd no one bought.
            I should have gone to see it in cinema, comfy movie. Pity I realized that watching it on Stremio

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is supposed to be Trump? I couldn’t tell if it was a good movie or not because it wasn’t overtly MAGA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't blame me. I voted Dunkelzahn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone better put a spit shield on that beast!
      What did Alagondar mean by this?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, is it just me or did this movie have no right to be as good as it was? What did it? Did we really need the freaks and geeks kid to grow up and make the perfect D&D film?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going in I thought it would be shit but turned out to be a fun movie, think the actors had a lot of chemistry which helped. One of my favourites of 2023
      Hope they make another.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It deserves a sequel at least

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was overhyped. decent fun movie, but everybody like "oh they finally did D&D right!" when its just a somewhat more polished version of the old one with better intentional jokes and far fewer unintentional ones.
    which is all welcome, but it has to be weighed against the massive downgrade that is going from jeremy irons and blue-lips payne to hugh grant and some chick in a CGI hat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when its just a somewhat more polished version of the old one

      Bruh

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The portal heist is kino

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia Lillis' pink anus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be red and swollen when I'm done with her.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn these webms are fricking terrible
    i thought this had a chance of being cool
    but i think they actually made the old movies look good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not better. It's just not nowhere as bad as people expected it to be, and ultimately is an entertaining film.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is just a Critical Roll movie?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old D&D: I want see the World & make my fortune.

    >New D&D: Y'all look at all the dragon dildos I crammed-up my anus!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the actual frick are you talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing a simp would understand.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie, despite the complete lack of hot elf babes.

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