I fail to believe that the world could profit from this man's dick for three weeks straight. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
I fail to believe that the world could profit from this man's dick for three weeks straight.
I fail to believe that the world could profit from this man's dick for three weeks straight. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
You mean this board?
News to me, i made 10+ rennis threads and i don't see a single cent in my account.
Haha, sorry bro I filed a Cinemaphile deposit form under your IP a while back. Ive been getting .01 USD per reply to (you)r posts.
He's looking good. I think he'll be fine.
They can always cgi the rest of him in.
>survive snowmobile attack without a penis
is that really called surviving?
Why does everyone have their faces covered? Is he infected with something?
Have you ever been to a hospital
They're all making dick sucking sounds beneath the mask but he can't sue any particular person because he can't prove who's doing it (they all are).
minor case of severe dick trauma
They all started using masks after covid, they weren't invented before
Where is his dick? Is it safe? Is it alright?
>It...it couldn't have, it was attached, I felt it!
l-looking good mate
>Batman
Lol
>tfw the meds kick in and you slowly drift off as the orderly with the batman patterned cap can be heard saying "don't worry Mr Snyder" over the phone while looking menacingly at you
Im surprised the nurses didn't break out into a dance for tiktok.
it is rude to dance in the amputation ward.
They were dancing when literally 100s of millions of people were dying of covid.
Billions, actually.
And who are you?
I’m the dude
>ad his sister gives him head
AND YOU FIND JEREMY'S DICK
AND YOU FIND JEREMY'S DICK
I think I know what’s wrong with Jeremy. We have to ATTACK him
Chikkin and winnigish
What can we say about Jeremy Renner? He was Jeremy Renner
sex
>paying for white dick
Has he gone on record about his cock and balls?
a record? no, but he has laid down tracks on it.
And who are you?
When do we start shooting, Mr Feige??
who would win?
They put him in a garbage bin literally rofling rn
>3 weeks
>still haven't shown us his hands, arms below the elbow, or him below the waist
There really is nothing to show.
bullshit. I heard there was a basket full. Guy had his cock and balls ripped off. He does not need you implying it was "nothing"
Because they are gone.
Jeremy Blender.
Jerry Rendered
Jeremy Rendered
this reminds me of that guy from star trek that ran himself over with his own wessle. Pretty sure it was Wesley Crusher.
Yeah it was the kid from the reboot. Forgot to pull the handbrake and went to open his front gate. Car rolled down the sloped driveway and crushed him against the gate. Final destination-tier. Poor guy, he was so young.
I read something that he didn't die instantly either and suffered for awhile. I bet it was one of these new cars with an electronic handbrake because i constantly forget to turn mine on, cause im used to the old pull up ones.
OP, can we get a penis update
As of January 16th, 2023, 19:25 central U.S time, Jeremy's penis is M.I.A.
His severed penis was recovered from the accident scene. However, due to the catastrophic nerve damage caused by it being left in direct contact with the snow for so long, it couldn't be reattached.
weet ik
VAXXED
The leg is gone
But is his dick ok?
A third of his member and one of his testes was saved.
It’s crossed…
That's malinformation.