I fapped to natalie portman a ton when attack of the clones came out

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get one thousand years on your sentence in hell for every sperm you spilled on the ground over this israeliteess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, hello devil

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a kid in 8th grade who dated a girl in the grade below us just because she bore a passing resemblance.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when that movie came out i was at kindergarten

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 some homosexual goes "haha i fapped to her watching The Professional hahaha"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      understandable

      Every fucking time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soon someone will post the Porthole autism webms.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    understandable

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all did it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same.
    That tight white outfit.
    Hnnnnnnnnnnnng

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's really gay OP

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My malfunction is that I love bald chicks, and Natalie used to be the most famous example of one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine playing the bongo on her head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *blocks your path

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        too soon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In movies it will always be Sigourney.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *blocks your path

        I meant for the 2000's. I guess our current bald chick is Doja Cat.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rape

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene always makes me horny, it's quite sexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what should I wear for this conversation in a luxurious firelit room where I tell Anakin it's inappropriate for us to have a relationship

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tummy kino

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tummy

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's all Padme was good for. She's an atrocious character even by the standards of the Star Wars prequels.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fapping to something with more sperm and mystery goo in it than a science experiment
    You need to up your standards, anon.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her better in Léon. She was hot there. Now she's a burger milf, worth spitting on the streets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah... I never understood the sex appeal grandmas have for burgers. It's like their generation is the most retarded shit ever made in human history. I'm serious. HIstorians will look at this time as the burger time, the complete retardness fat people can achieve under buggerism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah... I never understood the sex appeal grandmas have for burgers. It's like their generation is the most retarded shit ever made in human history. I'm serious. HIstorians will look at this time as the burger time, the complete retardness fat people can achieve under buggerism.

      True

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ya that tummy is so nice. and her israelite didnt come out yet

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The promotional material for this movie wasn't the sole cause of my crop top fetish, but it certainly helped it along.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice figure you got there dude

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sexual Padme

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a israelite! She's Israeli. If you don't know the difference, watch Fauda (Netflix).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched that shit (it's one of the most watched israeli shows ever wathced in the history of mankind (netflix), and she still looks as israeli as she could be.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was being sarcastic, retard.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          On the contrary, I watched Fauda and could not tell the difference between the "bad guys" and "good guys". I have a israeli friend who suggested it to me and when I gave him that review, I swear he was about to cry. I don't understand what's going on over there. Which side is which or why.

          Love Fauda though. On a very basic level, it's just a show about counter terrorism. It's operator kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she fucked Moby and made him deny it in public
      real israelite shit

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    top tier belly

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