I find sex scenes more erotic then porn because professional actresses are usually a million times better at selling "I'm taking a huge cock...

I find sex scenes more erotic then porn because professional actresses are usually a million times better at selling "I'm taking a huge wiener rn" moans than actual pornstars are (especially when the porn "meta" is that moronic siren screaming.)

>inb4 amateur

So much crap to sift through and half of them are ugly as shit. Also, I don't find constant shots of genitalia as erotic as a woman's face/body.

I think the real issue is that there used to be a period where sex scenes were made for men (Rome, Spartacus, Black Sails, GoT, True Detective) but that became "objectifying" so now every sex scene is made for women (emotional connection, shots of faces breathing together, violin strings, etc.) and it's just fricking boring.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    See that's why I like BLACKED so much, there's no way they could be faking it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, to add to this, I will admit that it sucks when you put on something like a fantasy show or a superhero show because you think "oooh I can watch this with my parents over the holidays" and then there's a random sex scene. This is why I watched Rings of Power with my dad, legit because I knew there wouldn't be any sex in it whatsoever. So I understand why that's part of the backlash.

      americans be like

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shame we never got any more of her stupendous breasts and perfect nipple placement

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being an adult who still watches capeshit ought to be far more embarrassing than sitting through a sex scene with your parents.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Julianna Guill Friday the 13th

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched Neon Demon with my mother and theres a necrophilia scene in that. Most of the time we both agree that sex scenes are unecessary and pointless to the plot, all thats needed is the implication that they had sex, unless the scene serves a purpose to the plot like in Possessor where the mc is losing their identity in the act.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this gave me a need for more professional movies with futa scenes
          >tfw no fricking hung Andrea Riseborough gf

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao. I made my friend watch this movie with me and the whole time i was like "just wait for the best scene, the big blue wiener!"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scene serves a purpose to the plot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could eat all my meals out of ass dimples like those

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they definitely are moron. even if they like big black dicks in real life all porn is fricking fake

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do stumble on a few where the girl's genuinely into it, and they're amazing. April Oneal had a couple like that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all porn is fake
        lol what are you on about. the girl is taking an actual wiener in her actual vegana, obviously sometimes they are faking orgasms and what not but i can think of countless vids where the girl is without a doubt enjoying themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      log and shit videos belong on /b/

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching porn with sound
    Psycho behavior. If I turn on the sound it kills my boner instantly from cringe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the silicon bodies and Barbie doll faces kill it for me more than anything else, some of the women look like they are legitimately falling apart

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silicon bodies and Barbie doll faces
        Are you watching porn from 15-20 years ago or something? I find that the primary present day scourge isn't plastric, but ink. The vast majority of porn stars today (especially the younger ones) are natty, but it's hard to find one who hasn't disfigured herself with tattoos.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of watching porn, I've started having my faps by going to Tubi, queuing up random 1990s horror movies or "R-rated thrillers" and then flipping through them until somebody is fugging

    Pic related has one so great that it's not even ruined by Pinhead watching from the cuck corner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol. I know which scene you mean. During the director's commentary, it was said the actress getting shafted didn't want her breasts on display so she asked the actor to cup them while he nobbed her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those digits repsonding to that post

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very natural intimate vanilla scenes that come out of the blue are the best

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so incredibly fake. My wife never makes any faces like this when we're having sex. None of the girls I've fricked have ever made faces like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is so incredibly fake. My wife never makes any faces like this when we're having sex. None of the girls I've fricked have ever made faces like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      y’all pitying anon for never making a woman orgasm, but in reality he’s never actually had sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe your dick is too short

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Relatable. Whenever a pornstar starts sucking air through her teeth I instantly get turned off

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch any straight porn
    >OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH OOOHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH
    Like Jesus, I don't even have the volume all the way up and I'm still embarrassed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you never have had sex have you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was with a screamer in college, and we got a noise complaint from a few doors down, but it wasn't constant, top of her lungs banshee wailing from the second my dick touched her. Porno screaming is inhuman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenna Haze was the worst with that shit. As hot as she was physically, her scenes could be nigh unwatchable.

      This is also why the Euro stuff is often better than the American stuff (limited dialogue to hide broken English). Also X-Art was pretty solid. Too bad they were massive copyright trolls and drove themselves into bankruptcy with court costs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it was marry queen and connie carter

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Caprice is still my gold standard.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Caprice is one of the few pornstars who doesn't make unbearable noises the whole time

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's also aging better than average. Looks better than most chicks who've been doing porn for 15 years. Probably doesn't hurt that she mostly works with her husband.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are drama queens, they really do this during sex, unironically.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are the unnatural reactions and over acting

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Famous women show all kinds of breasts and ass, but even today, they still hardly ever show beaver. This isn't even a complaint, per se, just an observation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More true in America than Europe. Most of the top French actresses, for instance, have no problem doing full frontal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s face it: we Americans are terrified of veganas and don’t particularly want to see them.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pornstars are just as bad of actors when they're fricking as they are when they're acting anything else.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this how you introduce yourself everywhere?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have never told that fact to anyone IRL ever, even though I'm sure a lot of them already know without me even saying it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never told that fact to anyone IRL ever, even though I'm sure a lot of them already know without me even saying it

      Andrew?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        David?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(especially when the porn "meta" is that moronic siren screaming.)
    lmao dude stop watching garbage porn

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with kstew

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      EXPLICIT PUBLIC HANDHOLDING WITH KSTEW

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