imagine going on a date and be like
"so anon, tell me about yourself.
- Well I'm something of a slasher connoisseur myself."
and getting your dick wet
sorry, it won't happen
Whatever moron, go watch your gay little slasher flicks like a high schooler. I know you'll somehow convince yourself you're watching "art" and not just a series of cheap thrills you have nostalgia for from back when you were the weird kid in high school.
Scream, has everything a good slasher movie would have >Good characters >Enjoyable twist >Witty banter >Well orchestrated jokes >Rules that they abide by >some form of metakino
>smarter movies
The universal voice changer is the most moronic asspull in slashers and you have it right next to Dream Warriors. Very fitting for you to have Nightmare 2 in good watches also, homosexual.
>Le Mobie has a plot device that isn't exactly lik reality
Go back to eating crayons kid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>my movie makes no sense lol but I still like it because I'm moronic
thanks for proving my point
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Le mobie is fictional!
Seethe more, kid. You're not ready for grown up movies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
slashers are literally for toddlers and you being so defensive about them really makes me question your intelligence and age. Find better movies to shitpost about
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe Flickday and Texas Chainflick, but not something like Kinoween when you fully grasp it.
Like I said, go play with crayons kid. You aren't developed enough for good Slasher movies.
What the frick? I'm in the middle of doing a Freddy/Jason marathon and Nightmare 2 is easily the weakest movie of them all so far (I'm up to part 5 of both series). The main character has zero charisma while being an annoying, moody dickhead. Freddy is barely in the movie because for some moronic reason he's trying to make the gay twink kill for him. There's barely any cool visuals at all. The romance subplot also feels forced beyond belief. The only thing it has is the pool scene and even the coolness of that is overrated. All in all, it's a fricking slog.
Pros! > Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable. > Solid final girl. > Duke is cool & mysterious. > Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick. > Best gore of the series. > Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series. > Great opening. > Great finale. > Great diner shootout. > Solid score.
Cons! > Duke is underused. > Jason's outfit is generic. > The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap. > Not enough Jason. > Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage. > Weird shaving scene.
Things that some people will like & some will hate! > It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.
What I would have done different within reason... > Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.
You forgot a lot of the reasons why people hate it: >Weird scenes all over (Duke snapping the protag’s fingers) >All sorts of characters being added randomly (Jason has a step sister all of a sudden) >Random anime dagger >Horrendous Writing (supposedly the script was made in 4 days and it shows) >An endless amount of continuity problems added even for a Friday film >Titling We never see Jason actual go to “Hell”. He only goes there at the end of the movie just to be revived immediately for the crossover. Also it’s not the Final Friday. >Pamela having two children retroactively weakens the first movie >Too many one liners and characters saying “Go to Hell”.
Generally a good list OP. How long did it take you to watch them all? Must have been a blast. I'd say Halloween III deserves to be higher, personally. Have you seen Scream 5 yet?
Also, please could you define "antipiece"?
Agree with parts of the list.
Halloween sequels are generally good.
Scream is the GOAT franchise.
I wouldnt heavily disagree with Halloween Resurrections placement.
That film is incredibly watchable and the whole streaming horror thing is a pretty neat conceit.
Slashers are the lowest form of cinema.
That would be Teen Sci-fi dramas
Seethe more Adam Marcus.
imagine being a contrarian homosexual troon who loves wiener
imagine going on a date and be like
"so anon, tell me about yourself.
- Well I'm something of a slasher connoisseur myself."
and getting your dick wet
sorry, it won't happen
>I don't understand why I can't get abig tiddy goth gf
Filtered redditard
redditors love slashers
reddit loves boring a24 slowburns. slashers and violent horror is Cinemaphile.
>redditor knows what reddit likes
>still claims he isn't reddit and that slashers aren't reddit
>knows what reddit likes
hard not to when you gays constantly come here and post moronic shit
Whatever moron, go watch your gay little slasher flicks like a high schooler. I know you'll somehow convince yourself you're watching "art" and not just a series of cheap thrills you have nostalgia for from back when you were the weird kid in high school.
That would be capeshit or Bollywoodshit.
You are a tremendous gay
August is the start of Halloween season
Slashers are cringe
That's a good list - now put the phantasm movies in it.
why do you like scream so much? even putting the shitty ones in such high tiers.
Scream, has everything a good slasher movie would have
>Good characters
>Enjoyable twist
>Witty banter
>Well orchestrated jokes
>Rules that they abide by
>some form of metakino
yeah the first one does, the sequels are horseshit that breaks its own rules and worse characters and twists.
Nah you're just a seething kid who gets upset over smarter movies and thus try to nitpick everything as le bad.
>smarter movies
The universal voice changer is the most moronic asspull in slashers and you have it right next to Dream Warriors. Very fitting for you to have Nightmare 2 in good watches also, homosexual.
>Le Mobie has a plot device that isn't exactly lik reality
Go back to eating crayons kid.
>my movie makes no sense lol but I still like it because I'm moronic
thanks for proving my point
>Le mobie is fictional!
Seethe more, kid. You're not ready for grown up movies.
slashers are literally for toddlers and you being so defensive about them really makes me question your intelligence and age. Find better movies to shitpost about
Maybe Flickday and Texas Chainflick, but not something like Kinoween when you fully grasp it.
Like I said, go play with crayons kid. You aren't developed enough for good Slasher movies.
Go back
7>6>4>3>1>2>5>10>9>8
A Nightmare On Elm Street part 2 is the best one and I'm tired of pretending its not.
What the frick? I'm in the middle of doing a Freddy/Jason marathon and Nightmare 2 is easily the weakest movie of them all so far (I'm up to part 5 of both series). The main character has zero charisma while being an annoying, moody dickhead. Freddy is barely in the movie because for some moronic reason he's trying to make the gay twink kill for him. There's barely any cool visuals at all. The romance subplot also feels forced beyond belief. The only thing it has is the pool scene and even the coolness of that is overrated. All in all, it's a fricking slog.
Wouldn't call it the best one but it's underrated
>no giallo
Opinion discarded.
Nah Jason Goes to Hell is very good.
Pros!
> Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable.
> Solid final girl.
> Duke is cool & mysterious.
> Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick.
> Best gore of the series.
> Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series.
> Great opening.
> Great finale.
> Great diner shootout.
> Solid score.
Cons!
> Duke is underused.
> Jason's outfit is generic.
> The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap.
> Not enough Jason.
> Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage.
> Weird shaving scene.
Things that some people will like & some will hate!
> It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.
What I would have done different within reason...
> Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.
You forgot a lot of the reasons why people hate it:
>Weird scenes all over (Duke snapping the protag’s fingers)
>All sorts of characters being added randomly (Jason has a step sister all of a sudden)
>Random anime dagger
>Horrendous Writing (supposedly the script was made in 4 days and it shows)
>An endless amount of continuity problems added even for a Friday film
>Titling We never see Jason actual go to “Hell”. He only goes there at the end of the movie just to be revived immediately for the crossover. Also it’s not the Final Friday.
>Pamela having two children retroactively weakens the first movie
>Too many one liners and characters saying “Go to Hell”.
we agree pretty well on a lot of these, sounds like you had a comfy time
>Halloween 3
>slasher
BUSTED
OP you got some splainin to do
Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the best movie you have on there, closely followed by Jason X.
Generally a good list OP. How long did it take you to watch them all? Must have been a blast. I'd say Halloween III deserves to be higher, personally. Have you seen Scream 5 yet?
Also, please could you define "antipiece"?
I love Scream but even I wouldn't put it as cinematic masterpiece. Texas Chainsaw 1974 should be up there instead.
Only seen the texas chainsaw massacre, and a handful of others. If that is on your A+, the rest must be absolute dogshit at best
>Nightmare on Elm Street
>Anywhere above a B-
Agree with parts of the list.
Halloween sequels are generally good.
Scream is the GOAT franchise.
I wouldnt heavily disagree with Halloween Resurrections placement.
That film is incredibly watchable and the whole streaming horror thing is a pretty neat conceit.
Nightmare 1 & 3 are universally agreed to be among the best slashers ever made a level just behind Halloween1, TCM & Black Christmas.