>I fricked Ted. What’s the best response in this situation?

>I fricked Ted.
What’s the best response in this situation?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I fricked chuck

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >glorifying meth cooking is ok
    >glorifying drug cartels is ok
    >shows child murder
    >shows melting body in hcl acid
    >shows child murdering others
    >"i ***ed ted"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked Carmen/Marie

      Or sucks for him

      This as well. Well done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice digits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed and confirmed.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the guy who slipped on a rug and broke his neck like this show is a slapstick comedy? Yeah that was a bit out of place wasn't it?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked you

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is Ted, your pimp?

    This is THE best response. Think about it: with this response, Walter would have

    >Been able to laugh off her comment by responding with a joke of his own (defusing the situation and showing he can take a joke and dish it out as well instead of the butthurt comment he actually made)
    >Changed the focus of the humor from him being fat to her being a prostitute, expertly turning the tables on her
    >Established dominance over her, as it reframes him as leaving the room not because she is sexually humiliating him because he's unattractive and she only used him for his access to celebrities, but because she is working for him and reaffirms his status above her in the celebrity hierarchy as it implies the only way she could ever have sex with stars like Gustavo Fring is by working as a prostitute under Walter
    > Skyler can't respond to this without seeming petty and defensive. She can't even pull the "bawd shaming" card because that would be perceived as a massive overreaction on her part towards a simple light hearted joke (and she started it in the first place, so people would be more inclined to side with Walter)
    >By prefacing it with "What am I" he expresses ignorance of the situation, instead having to figure out his profession from the circumstances she has described, subtly implying that Skyler herself was saying she was a prostitute and he was her pimp.

    That's it. We finally cracked the code. There is NOTHING she could have said in response to this that would have worked for her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like, gimp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MORE TIME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tedbros did we get too wienery?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MORE. TIME.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peak autism

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit your pants & scream Black person until she concedes defeat.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .45 cal to the dome

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ha! tell him he got my sloppy seconds! what a choad!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wait until cancer worsens while documenting all of our criminal activity
    >turn myself in and rat her out
    >do some Heisenberg shenanigans from my jail cell
    >die in jail

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I cook meth and kill people for fun"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most overrated show of all time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just punch her face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this never happens in The Sopranos or Breaking Bad
      what crime drama has a guy that loses it and goes wife beater mode as the show progresses?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s the best response in this situation?
    domestic violence

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "That means nothing to me, because you mean even less to me."
    Then go brainwash my moronic son

  17. 2 years ago
    Amber Heard

    >You know the rules and so do I. Say goodbye

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >well, I fricked him too!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulate her and be extremely fun after. She’s ugly as frick anyways

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take the money and walk.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hate for her makes no sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's because the actress is too good at playing a c**t and naturally has a c**ty face even when she's acting nice
      a different actress would've received less hatred
      the ebay handjob also immediately makes you hate her

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poor ted

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > my condolences

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All women frick their boss if they can. It's a big reason men tried to keep their wives and daughters from getting jobs for most of our history up to the 1960s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source ?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked Hank.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I missed the part where that's my problem

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best response as Walt? As Heisenberg?

    You kill her, have the cartel cover it up and dispose of her corpse, then you have a nonmoronic kid with a woman who isn't a complete c**t and live your life.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay. Go to website

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can't say the f-word on tv

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >man puts the lives of his family on the line by becoming a meth cook
    >"Walt is so cool!!!!"
    >woman has an affair because her husband is a meth cook
    >"WHAT A c**t OMG I'D KILL THE b***h!!!"

    big yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There always will be morons who self insert as the main character no matter what. I bet they even thought the "say my name" thing was badass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mega Yikes from me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >woman also puts kids in danger by cooperating instead of turning him in or getting the frick out of dodge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She also smoked while pregnant and gave her kids cerebral palsy

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The jerk store called, they're running out of you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up George

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kick her in the c**t, when she looks up spit in her face and then as she's getting back up elbow to the face and she'll be down for the count. then ass rape her without any lube so she'll still be in pain for the next 2 weeks. won't be fricking ted any time soon after that, trust me on that.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    patrice o'neal would've told him to bring lydia home and frick her in front of skylard

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the reboot

    Walter White = Elliot Page
    Skylar = White Trans Actor
    Ted = Black Man

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ted's dead baby, Ted's dead.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i fricked him too

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we are gonna need another barrel Jesse

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how when he goes to the office EVERYBODY knows it's because Skyler was a sleazy prostitute

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s the best response in this situation?
    Turning the show off and watching Better Call Saul instead.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask to watch next time.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MORE TIME!!!

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call for reinforcements. Sit back and enjoy the carnage

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cum inside her without telling her

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me too

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