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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is "it"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody here is old enough for your reference, old spice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that, I still listen to Faith No More on the regular

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody here is old enough for your reference, old spice

      Frick off, Mike Patton is God and Zombie Eaters is their best song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT'S IT?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guitar Solo

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were they big enough homosexuals about guns in 1995 to exclude it for that reason? It does make sense it'd get lost, plus it's just a toy's prop and there's nothing he could do with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, a tiny gun sounds like the kind of thing that would extremely easily be swallowed by a moronic kid, so i could see an company exluding it from a cowboy for that reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the '50s?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, a tiny gun sounds like the kind of thing that would extremely easily be swallowed by a moronic kid, so i could see an company exluding it from a cowboy for that reason.

          Then why not just have plastic gun handles sticking out of the holsters? Not as something you could actually take, just something that gives the illusion of a gun.

          He doesn't have a gun in woody's roundup either. He never had a gun.

          0:31

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man, that's bullshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did they ever explain why the frick he has an empty holster, then?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can’t you read? He lost it years ago.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So did woody the toy come with a gun or did woody the character from woody's roundup lose his gun and the toy never came with one?

              https://movieweb.com/toy-story-fan-video-why-woody-has-holster-no-gun/
              >"In the Toy Story 3 Video Game, there's a collectible item called the Woody's Roundup Card. And one of those cards is called, wait for it, Gunless Law. Woody's empty holster isn't a mistake, it's a statement. A statement that Woody believes in non-violent resolution. A reminder to friend and foe of the kind of justice Woody practices."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He wears an empty holster to show he doesn't need no gun to get the job done

                >he chooses to look like a moron who lost his own gun just to try to tell people that he is too good for guns
                Even Batman isn’t this stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Batman just reveals the lower half of his chin for no reason. “Secret identity”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it'd be cool to watch a cowboy beat up and subdue outlaws without a gun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://pdsh.fandom.com/wiki/Presto_Kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He wears an empty holster to show he doesn't need no gun to get the job done

                That's a moronic idea for a 1950's toy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gotta save on costs in terms of toy making.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was after World War 2, it was probably a statement people would've agreed with at the time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lolwot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Things intended for children were super sanitized in the 50’s.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not guns. They were fricking everywhere.
                They'd never show blood or sex on TV, but every returning GI and their kid had some kind of firearm.

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_7XR1L7NPI

                Calling it the "Old West" when it had only occurred ~70 years prior.
                Now its been ~70 years since that commercial and we have a digitized recording of it.
                Kind of insane the progress of technology and how much changed in the first half of the last century.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Calling it the "Old West" when it had only occurred ~70 years prior.
                Because it was no longer there. The Old West was gone by around 1910.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The main character in The Andy Griffith Show was a sheriff who would not use a gun and that was a hugely popular TV show from roughly the same time period

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a comedy set in the present day (1960s), not an acton Western.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Woody's Roundup was a child's puppet tv show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't have a holster in this drawing tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes around without a gun
                >In the wild west
                >Where every criminal worth their salt carries at least one
                He better be able to pull some serious Mountain Tim tricks with the lasso

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's fine if he's in the super sanitized wile e coyote west of Woody's Roundup

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People didn't start being such homosexuals about guns until years later.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >he chooses to look like a moron who lost his own gun just to try to tell people that he is too good for guns
                Even Batman isn’t this stupid.

                [...]
                That's a moronic idea for a 1950's toy.

                >Goes around without a gun
                >In the wild west
                >Where every criminal worth their salt carries at least one
                He better be able to pull some serious Mountain Tim tricks with the lasso

                The concept of a empty holster as a message of non-violence is neat and you're all just thinking too much about a fictional character from a fictional show from a movie about toys
                Grant Morrison was right when he said the Batmobile's tires quote.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dubs of truth, all the people b***hing itt need to touch grass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Explaining who changes the Batmobile's tires is fricking moronic
                >Now excuse me while I explain how every wacky and stupid thing Batman did in the 60s were just hallucinations Batman and Robin had while they were tripping balls on supervillain gas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >americans think someone changing their own tires is beyond something even Batman could do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Non-violence is unrealistic and is why “no kill” rules suck dick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the first comics of Woody in universe drew him completely off model and with realistic proportions
                >as time goes on the artist gets closer to the show's style but never bothers to learn to draw him accurately
                was a nice touch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Peace on earth. Goodwill toward men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then why not just have plastic gun handles sticking out of the holsters? Not as something you could actually take, just something that gives the illusion of a gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably something that would happen. A small toy handgun accessory can be easily lost. Most action figure that I had, their guns were just part of the cast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably something that would happen. A small toy handgun accessory can be easily lost. Most action figure that I had, their guns were just part of the cast.

      Then why not just have plastic gun handles sticking out of the holsters? Not as something you could actually take, just something that gives the illusion of a gun.

      [...]
      [...]
      He doesn't have a gun in woody's roundup either. He never had a gun.

      0:31

      It was common for small toy accessories to get lost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They had a very specific list of things that you couldn't include in kid's cartoons.
      Bruce Timm once got frustrated enough to draw them all in one panel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The others I can understand but glass endangerment is just silly
        >"Look ma, I'm batman!!!!"
        >drooling fricking moron bounces off of glass door and fractures nose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >drugs
        >cigs
        >booze
        >kid in peril
        >gun
        >nudity
        >punching
        >neck wringing
        >glass breaking
        >religion
        Did I get them all?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Id fricking hope so, anon, considering they are all listed in the picture…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >child endangerment
        And then they just straight up killed a kid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Off-screen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Batman is far less pissed than I thought he'd be if Joker shot him while he was doin' Catwoman.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >displaced his hand gun years ago

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s really impressive he never fully lost the hat.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda hard to tell but the holster was empty in the show too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So he lost it before any of this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So did woody the toy come with a gun or did woody the character from woody's roundup lose his gun and the toy never came with one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed that It's part of Woddy's Round Up lore that Woody misplaced his gun and had to rely on his wits...and they couldn't get the gun shootin' effect to work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The collector was ecstatic that Woody had the hat so I assume that's the full set. He looks like he knows what's up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toy Story 2 is bad fanfiction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Toy story 2 just reuses the main Buzz and Woody models for their game/show
      >Autists take it as 100% canon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wears an empty holster to show he doesn't need no gun to get the job done

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, then why would the toy company make a dart gun if Woody represents gunless justice?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a non-lethal gun, that's why it's a dart gun. Those weren't common toys in the 50s. Cap guns were much more common, so the company made a choice to make it a dart gun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do they even make cap guns anymore?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They do. The only real difference now is a bright orange end so people can tell it's a toy gun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can do all sorts of fun stuff with paint these days.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              hahaha nice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be damned. That's close to if not the same one I had when I was a kid that stopped working after a week because it was manufactured so shitty the hammer couldn't hit the cylinder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They do. The only real difference now is a bright orange end so people can tell it's a toy gun.

          Yep, adding to that, they are still at least sellable enough as a kids toy to be sold in dollar stores and the like. I bought a cap gun and a pack of rounds from a dollar store a few years back out of curiosity. It was basically exactly like you expect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said Jessie didn't use guns.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THINKWAY DOESN'T HOLD THE LICENSE ANYMORE homosexual THIS ISN'T CANON ANYMORE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinkway lost the license
      Wait what?!! How?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting. One of his hands is actually designed to be removed and replaced with one holding a gun. Not seeing the big deal. I guess inter hangeable parts would be a bit uncommon for the 50's and with something more doll like.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is Woody originally had a gun but kids kept choking on it so it was removed from production and the tie-in show changed to reflect that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense, but it's still sad to think pixar was PC as far back as toy story 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Try Toy Story 1 since the gun doesn't show up there either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you miss the part where Andy lost it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Conveniently lost so it doesn't show up in the film.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That adds realism. I always lost my accessories

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Conveniently
              Frankly him still having the gun would be way more convenient. Andy was turning 6 at the time of the movie, which means he mainly played with Woody when he was 4-5. If you think a 5 year old can keep track of a tiny plastic gun for years you're delusional. Plus this is a vintage hand me down, even still having the hat is incredible. Also if they didn't want to show guns to be PC, then they wouldn't have included the army men.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My guess is that they did have this conversation about the army men and they had to convince the higher ups over why it was ok.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i never noticed they modelled the plastic flash

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Al seemed to think that Woody was complete though. If he was supposed to have a gun, surely he would have given Woody a replacement during the whole process of getting him ready for the museum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I assume that was a retcon but I don't really mind it, Woody seems more of a guitar cowboy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If all toys are alive does that mean cyber skin sex dolls are alive too?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >based Woody claiming he lost his gun so the government can't come and take it

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