I give Predator 5?

I give Predator 5 / 10
Why do you like this movie so much?

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's okay, it generally doesn't appeal to women as much.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent paranoia throughout the film that works on multiple levels. Well defined characters. An unforgettable monster design. Great action, sound design and music.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit compared to Alien.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        lol alien is moronic. sub-moronic.
        >all crew members watch an alien burst out a fellow crew member's chest
        >it squiggles away
        >"HEY YOU DUMB CAT"
        >"WHERE ARE YA YA DUMB CAT..."
        >"man why do i always get the dumb jobs..."
        harry dean stanton without a care in the world after witnessing a chest burst

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered mutt

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    u got filtered

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess your favorite film is “i saw the tv glow”

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's unironically better than sex.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about being better than sex, but it's surely better than two hours of looking at and listening to most women.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I gave it 2 stars out of 5 over at letterboxd

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're already decades too late for your opinion to matter.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    finally! I've been saying for years that its a worse movie than the sequel. and Predator 2 isn't even that great, its like a typical 6/10

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the udder side
      I don’t get it was Predator 2 a space milkman?

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's just comfy
    simple as

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your "movie" bro.
    Ridley Scott was smart enough not to do this in Alien

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    because I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus and not a slack jawed homosexual

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      tyranosaurs were scavengers so

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the most testosterone-fuelled movies ever made. Only women and trannies don't like it.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's great when you're 8-years-old. As an adult you see it's basically WWF as a sci-fi film.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Predator is the best movie of the 80s tied with Robocop and all the negative comments itt make me sad.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a surprisingly intelligent film. It utilizes loads of 80s action tropes to set up expectations before eviscerating them. Predator is basically the film all modern, "subvert your expectations," directors fricking wish they could make. That's because McTiernan clearly has respect for the genre he is playing with. He know how to make a good action movie, and he knows what people want to see in an action movie. He revels in the dumb action before treating you to something new. Then, even when the film shifts, it never disrespects the characters or the genre.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it starts with the protagonist and his crew as the typical action heroes who kill dozens of bad guys effortlessly. They are the badasses, the predators.
      Then they get fricked up by a higher tier predator who picks them off one by one and turns the action film into a slasher film. It's the perfect 80s film.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the opening shot shows an alien ship landing on Earth, leading us to expect aliens
      >later on an alien shows up

      What a shocking subversion

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The alien ship intro is my only real complaint with the film. It's one of three films that I skip the opening scene for when showing it to someone for the first time along with the Thing and Dog Soldiers.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the Cinemaphile hiveminds favorite slop is glorified b-movie nonsense like this, the thing and alien. basically all the same movie. total shit, i think they like it because they identify with how much everyone wants the antagonist to die.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you type like a woman

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a slack jawed homosexual

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I give you a 5/10

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Slack jawed homosexuals like you would give it a 5/10

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    its perfect. never to be replicated

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Got a ripped VHS of Predator found curbside, pop it later in honor of this thread.

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect stalker monster. Most movie monsters have zero reasons to not immediately jump in a group of people and start slashing. Predator only goes after those who can fight back and that’s why it has to be careful

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lies.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I gave 6/10 but I wouldn't argue with you. This board is 90% capeshitters.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Predator was capeshit before cape got shit. Batman from 1989 is twice the movie and even so it's only marginally an 8/10

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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