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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    up there as one of the most kino themes along with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only two films
      >still manages to be the single most kino Bond
      How did he do it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect blend of Connery and Brosnan type bonds, both stylistic and aesthetically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still wish he got one more movie. Either GoldenEye or A View to a Kill (but good)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't he supposed to be in Goldeneye but it got delayed too long? Would have been kino.
          On a side note, Dalton is the only Bond that didn't make a shitty Bond movie.
          That is all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No Dalton 3rd movie was gonna be about an arms dealer in Hong Kong with a henchmen with a motorcycle helmet targeting system and a female killer android
            It's for the best he only did 2, his 3rd would've been rough I think

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dalton got canned because his movies sucked. They bombed and almost killed the franchise. The brand was on literal life support until Brosnan took over.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dalton was a better version of Craig, he was just 20 years early

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly this but the opposite.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What does that even mean?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It means Craig succeeded where Dalton failed miserably.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No he did not

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every conceivable metric says you're wrong. All you have is nostalgia wine glasses filled with cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Disliking OHMSS
            Lazenby was crap but the film was great despite him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was the best actor out of all of them. he could show more range.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Dalton-is-best-Bond poster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a man's man. I hope they use Dalton's Bond as the base for that new 007 vidya from the Hitman devs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My god this Bond chick is so a white woman. Normal ass, nice breasts, blonde hair. Now Zoomers think a "hot" woman has a gigantic ass, fat lips and is semi-brown.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE ARE YOU
      WHY DO YOU HIDE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bong needs a lioence to kill
    kek

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her.
    BRAVO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still doesn't beat the titledrop in view to a kill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That one's so stupid and hamfistwd it loops round to being great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jaamess Band

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Zorin's pre-death laugh was ad libbed
          Kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm happiest... in the... saddle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone ever made a compilation of all the times they say the title?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He really was the perfect Bond.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did she mean by this?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IF
    YOU
    ASKED ME TO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MISTER F

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SET YOUR HOPES UP WAY TOO HIGH
    THE LIVING'S IN THE WAY WE DIE

    Best Bond theme btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based best Bond Theme knower

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Bond waterskiing onto the seaplane as it's taking off

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that look though , kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uncanny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy kek!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that smug son of a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Collectively the best Bond girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie was was required to gerbil Richard Gere. It was the line Cindy Crawford wouldn't cross.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dalton chads ALWAYS WIN

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did Bond mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Rambo 3 moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They fought godless Marxism against the Soviets and then against it pushed by the American Empire 20 years later.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    's my wife?!?
    >>Don't we worry we gave her a nice honeymOOOOOOnnnn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JAMES IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bond girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oops sorry wrong pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based beyond belief

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based frens shaking hands with the man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn go sledding on a cello with her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mogged by her cousin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          gonna cooom

          [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry boys, I'm going with Eva on that one, nothing personal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bad skin and derpy face
        Never understood it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's 2 big reasons she's a fan favourite.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realize she sings "LICENSE TO KILT"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Living Daylights ending song

    "If there was a man I could dream of,
    I'd dream about a dream come true.
    If there was a man I could ever love,
    I'd wait a million years for someone just like you.
    All my life I've been belated.
    Never taking any chances... always hesitating.
    Where's the payoff? Where's the glory?"

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Die Another Day not in the Die Another Day Tier?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because people like to pretend its the worst Bond film, when it isnt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watched it today for the first time in years and it was so much fun. It's still one of the worst Bonds but all the pre-Craig ones are fun to watch even if they aren't great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Live and let die deserves to be higher. The original casino royale is shit tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched Licence to Kill yesterday, was pretty good especially compared to Roger Moore, still a little 80s action movie in parts. Also Dalton uses a flat A, so his accent isn't quite RP which surprised me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I'm watching it right now and the Q scene just happened
      >Q says "plaahstic explosive"
      >Dalton says it like a normal person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >uses a flat A
        I noticed that and my monocle immediately fell out of my eye. rang up the queen and gave her an ear full, i did.

        Dalton grew up in Derbyshire, so he's probably hiding a certain amount of Northern, did a good job for the most part.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Derbyshire, well, it was a good thing i was sitting down. Ringing up charles right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Q goes undercover as a groundskeeper with a giant fake mustache
        Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >uses a flat A
      I noticed that and my monocle immediately fell out of my eye. rang up the queen and gave her an ear full, i did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tim is a swarthy Welshman he can't help it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Dalton grew up in Derbyshire, so he's probably hiding a certain amount of Northern, did a good job for the most part.

        Makes me sick, to be perfectly honest with you

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ghetto Blaster

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Punished Bond is kino

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that shake motion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine the angry post-casino handies

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how prominent Q is in License to Kill, usually just gets the one scene and that's it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Awooba awooba look at that boob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JUST

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449224/Former-Bond-girl-Lana-Wood-reveals-s-homeless.html

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IF THERE WAS A MAN I COULD DREAM OF
    I'D DREAM ABOUT A DREAM COME TRUE
    IF THERE WAS A MAN I COULD EVER LOVE
    ID WAIT A MILLION YEARS FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's, if you asked me to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's, if you asked me to

      What happened to the unique end credits songs? I honestly like them and they cap off the movies perfectly

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great actor but a shit Bond.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the low IQ take

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worst post ITT

        >was hired as a placeholder because the Architect felt he was not tet ready and too young for the part.

        >Franchise falls to its lowest point in its history and has to be bailed out and savef by said Architect.

        The Dalton movies were alwful and cringe. Even for the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worst post ITT

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The world is not enough
    >But it is such a perfect place to start, my love
    >And if you're strong enough
    >Together we can take the world apart, my love
    I weep knowing we will never get kino Bond again

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I miss Moore. His movies were genuinely fun, he had class, and he was the last bond to really come close to matching the age of Q, Money penny, and M
    I watched for yours eyes only last night, and it just makes me nostalgic for when bond wasn't a 3 hour long drama piece. It was about being a good adventure movie. It was simply, Bond
    >For your eyes only, only for you
    >You see what no one else can see, and now I'm breaking free
    >For your eyes only, only for you
    >The passions that collide in me, the wild abandoned side of me
    >Only for you, for your eyes only

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moore was shti brainlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically filtered. Yes his movies weren't as serious as others. Don't care. Because of his level of sophistication and charm he was a good bond.
        While Dalton did the guarded killer side good, Moore did the playboy side perfectly. He owned the role and proved someone besides Connery could do it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And Brosnan is the best Bond overall, you cannot deny this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree though that is likely due to him being bond when I was kid.
            For me he had the perfect blend of cold, suave, and fun of each bond before him and I like all 4 of his films, including Die Another Day which I think is overly hated
            That said I still think Moore Connery and Dalton are all great

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >its a zoomer thinks everything nostalgia is great and anything not nostalgia sucks post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. It's an anon hates the Craig Era but acknowledges he might have preferred someone to Brosnan had he been born earlier

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dalton is the best and closest to books in both looks and personality. This is a fact.

            btw I fricking hate Moore Bond "fans"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bases take, i hate Craig gays the most

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Dalton is the best and closest to books in both looks and personality. This is a fact.
              Disagree. Connery is the closest to book bond and fleming literally ate his words after seeing Connery on the screen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le scottish man
                no

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Iirc fleming literally added Scottish heritage to bond because of Connery

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I despise Dalton gays.

              Literal walking copers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I despise Dalton gays

                Bit rude.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dalton is a good actor but he was an awful Bond that got the Bond personality and aesthetic all wrong and the fans rightly didnt buy into him as Bond.

              There are even interviews from back then where Brosnan indirectly and very subtly dunks on Dalton's portrayal of Bond.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are dumb as shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Moore was unironically based and only left because humans aren't immortal and get old.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Moore did the playboy side perfectly
          If by playboy you mean Hugh Hefner on his deathbed, then sure

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe in a view to a kill sure but prior he's good in the role

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Your Eyes Only is easily the best theme tune as well. It's just a great song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I also enjoyed his take as the playboy Bond. Moonraker was fricking great too I don't even care they were riding the Star Wars era space movie wave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Moore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More Austin Powers than Bond

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          casino royale is the best bond parody

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OHHHHHH OHHH OHH OH
    LIVING DAYLIGHTS

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAVE YOU
    THE ODDS WILL BETRAY YOOOUUU

    the only craig theme worth listening to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theme was excellent. Casino Royale was the only good Craig Bond film.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best song imo

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Living Daylights is good, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when films did actual stunts instead of CGI'ing them all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's when he does the wheelie through the fireball

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goldeneye is good, too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just fricking god tier

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was written for Timothy Dalton tbqh.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She's just so good with the short hair

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I still love Pierce Brosnan as Bond btw.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why the most kino modern bond had to be directed by martin campbell?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top 5 for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when films did actual stunts instead of CGI'ing them all

      Me too.

      Passionate, dedicated artists and engineers rigging up on-location stunts vs a 3rd party studio of underpaid CGI monkeys filling in a green screen. You just feel the difference. Every single time.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dalton got fired and got replaced by the GOAT Brosnan, accept it

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today is the first day of the rest of your life

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Moore
    2. Connery
    3. Craig
    4. Lazenby
    5. Niven
    6. Dalton
    7. Brosnan

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is a meme. Nobody actually likes Dalton Bond.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is a Dalton board newbie, get lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No Cinemaphile is an anti Craig gay board

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bond ever

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Orphans always make the best recruits
    Why so much hate for Skyfall?It's damn good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's shit what else you need?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does he mog every other bond so effortlessly? I think it's the eyes. You never have a second of trouble believing those are the eyes of a cold-blooded killer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can believe that his Bond feels a certain satisfaction from killing.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hottest Bond girls : Cary Lowell, Barbara Bach, Daniela Bianchi, Lana Wood

    Ugliest: the asiatics

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