>I got shitty grades. >I didn't have any girlfriends. >I don't think I'm funny

>I got shitty grades
>I didn't have any girlfriends
>I don't think I'm funny
Ah frick, he's LITERALLY me

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hasn't showered in weeks.
    he IS just like you anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Has a real life skill that can be useful to society

    He's nothing like you anon sorry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking
      >useful to society
      oh lord lmfao. in what way is cooking useful to society?

      no
      he's good looking
      [...]
      how do i learn to cook?

      literally just cook. its the easiest fricking thing in the world and anyone who tells you otherwise is coping because they wasted years in a kitchen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in what way is cooking useful to society
        Found Tate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in what way is cooking useful to society?
        In the way that most people don't like or know how to cook and like someone else with knowledge and experience to make a delicious meal for them. Being a cook is one of the oldest professions.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been told many times I look like this guy. Is that bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no
      he's good looking

      >Has a real life skill that can be useful to society

      He's nothing like you anon sorry

      how do i learn to cook?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how do i learn to cook?
        read recipes and watch videos
        then practice doing it
        eventually you develop an instinct but it'll take time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What

        >how do i learn to cook?
        read recipes and watch videos
        then practice doing it
        eventually you develop an instinct but it'll take time

        guy said. Start with recipes of stuff you like obviously so you got more incentive to actually do it right. Or y'know slog through becoming a working chef. Also learn a crepe https://youtu.be/hph-o63wlEo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how do i learn to cook?
        make a meal plan of things you enjoy and start by cooking simple recipes, than more difficult ones and finally your own. I love cooking and like any craft it can be as easy or involved as you want it to be. anyone can cook something healthy and tasty that is just a few ingredients. it becomes more difficult ones you make everything from scratch and want it to look pretty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how do i learn to cook?
        YouTube. The only hard part is how expensive good gear is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lip is pretty ugly man, it’s alright I look like him too only I’m also balding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I find him ugly but fangirls have gone crazy over him for years. Only works if you have the "smart bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks" attitude though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only works if you're a celebrity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you Trifon Ivanov? RIP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This homie looks like metal gear character lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          men used to look cool back in the day, what happened...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm super talented
    >But I don't succeed because...LE HEREDITY
    >Also we're in Chicago
    Amazing range there, Lip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lip is pretty ugly man, it’s alright I look like him too only I’m also balding.

      why'd you call him lip

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was his character on Shameless. Hits pretty much all of the same character beats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Plays Phillip in Shameless, Lip for short.

          Except in Shameless he was a genius who got laid all the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plays Phillip in Shameless, Lip for short.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Also we're in Chicago
      The most damning of character flaws, truly.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another show romanticizing depression and demoralizing the viewer

    lmao, thought they stopped making these in the 2010's

    ps depression is a meme, they brainwashed you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it isnt about that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean all the bullying, rejection and failure I endured was brainwashing? Guess I’m not depressed anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you choose to be depressed, you just dont realize it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You should listen to
        And then realize that if you committed a random act of violence, there's a 99% chance you kill somebody that's as big of a scumbag as that poster.
        This world deserves to have its suffering reflected back on it, wantonly. You just have to choose to stop being the victim and start being the bully.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depression isn't a meme, it's that it's natural to be depressed in this weird synthetic world we've built to spend all our time in. We are animals meant to be symbiotic with nature, but we've become parasitic and invasive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ps depression is a meme, they brainwashed you
      we eat industrial waste and live in concrete cubes without any connection to nature

      depression is real. the product of the israelite modern society. as planned by design.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie about in tough and gritty kitchen life
    >characters all have perfect hair and make up
    if a filmmaker can't even pay attention to the most basic details, then they dont get my valuable time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the kitchen isnt full of beans working 13 hour shifts 6 days a week (they have their other job on sunday) or konvicts from a halfway house, then the show isnt accurate

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lip was annoying, Tbf most of the cast of shameless was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shameless after season 4 made every character shit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=83
    >Le white joke
    I bet none of the white characters make a black joke though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, tired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          touch grass homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >touch grass homosexual
            --Cinemaphile poster using a tired meme.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its advice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have also never seen a Black person working in a kitchen. The only food service I've ever seen them perform is fast food bullshit, except Culver's or any fast food place that has a modicum of edibility.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what if hell....was a KITCHEN

    what is the point of this show, the little black girl is in charge now and she cant act worth a damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought her acting was good cause I seen b***hes like that irl
      same speech and cadence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they really tried their best safdie impression on this show, i enjoyed it though

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single scene regarding his sex life
    >everyone around the internet keeps calling him sexually competent
    whats up with this, why do women inherently think men with trauma frick better?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like he fricks simple as

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good looking
    >good hair
    >tattoos
    He's nothing like me, except maybe being 5' 6"

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