My brother is a certified NPC; uses "toxic" IRL, is vaxxed, does his nails, eyebrows and eyelashes, puts on makeup and listens to american pop 24/7. His favorite hobbies are guffawing like a 32yo single mother, self-loathing, dressing up like an instagram """""""model"""""""" every time he plans to go outside, and gaslighting our parents.
He's balding and he's not even 25 yet; a few months ago I dye my hair gray and his reaction was 1)to tell me how amazing the haircut was indirectly(as always, literally never directly complements and always follows up with a snide insinuation) and 2)to wish me I'd lose my hair too. He started seeing a ~~*psychologist*~~ a while back, and since then he goes around like a JW trying to sell his newfound revelation. That is if he's not actively demoralizing our father because he apparently gave him "child trauma".
I've also caught him trying to literally proselytize our mother into getting the mRNA poison juice.
I think both you and your brother got the short end of the gene stick and I hope he never has children (I know for a fact that you won't, so it doesn't worry me)
Idk about growing up with brother, but with sister - it sucks. >be me >autistic frog >be her >hyper socialite
I threw forks and knives at her when I was like 7.
I have two chad younger brothers and they both insult me at every opportunity and are very mean. One of them often tries to provoke me into fighting him and has started fights few times.
My brother was an abusive little b***h, would have been better being an only child. Wish I had a sis
Every person I've known who had a sister either was mean to them or got on with them. Unlike moronic brother rivalries.
I always wanted a brother growing up. Any anons with brothers how was your childhood?
I just have an older sis. She used to troll the shit out of me. Told me i was adopted and shit. I was so naive to believe it my mom had to show me baby photos.
Had one older brother. He grew up tough and street smart because my parents forced him to look after me. I grew up soft because my childhood had no challenge or responsibilities. 20’s are hitting me hard playing catch up.
It’s a myth I’m afraid >2 older sisters >both popular and objectively good looking >got along pretty well with both of them >only real downsides were friends giving me shit and older popular kids being disappointed when they met me (“Oh, you’re X’s brother? I expected you to be… uh… different”)
I used to mess with my little brother (-2 years) until he started hitting me and then laughed hysterically as he beat me
Even when I was on the floor and he was kicking me in the stomach hard enough to make bruises, there's just something so hilarious about your little brother laying into you that makes it not hurt.
A delinquent who huffed paint, did smash and grabs and got arrested like 18 times as a juvenile. grew up to be a drug addict who sits in prison currently for murder over a drug debt. I had to hide everything valuable even when I was a teenager since he roll around every now and again to "say hi" and really just looking for shit to steal and pawn off. My other brother is pretty chill, lives innawoods with 2 cats.
It's sad to see so many negative experiences, I have 2 brothers 1 old 1 young, the older bro and me got into a lot of fights when we were young but we bonded over boxing. Little bro is kind of a picky little shit but I think he'll be alright once puberty hits
>I always wanted a brother growing up. Any anons with brothers how was your childhood?
I had two brothers. We fought a lot and he stole from me all the time. I'm not afraid to get punched in the face as an adult which is nice. You gain an innate competitiveness when you're constantly at odds with someone who is equal to you.
>Often, even in the theater, in the sight of all the people, she removed her costume and stood nude in their midst, except for a girdle about the groin: not that she was abashed at revealing that, too, to the audience, but because there was a law against appearing altogether naked on the stage, without at least this much of a fig-leaf.
when I married my thai wife and she came to live with me, she brought her daughter with her
I have a teenage son
there is this constant and obvious sexual tension in the household between our kids
I asked my wife what we should do and all she had to say was that 'if she gets pregnant then she will get an abortion', with a shrug
not 'we should stop this from happening', but just 'we will deal with the consequences of this thing that is inevitable'
from the way she talked about it, it almost seemed like she liked the idea of her daughter being with my son
its not like they are blood related, so its whatever I guess
tbh I'm a bit jealous of my kid. Getting asian pussy while he's a teenager may have a positive and life changing effect on him. Or it might frick him up. But at least he'll life out an anime fantasy.
As stupid as that line is, it's also weird like the writer have to have know clue how siblings of opposite sex interact.
Brothers don't roughhouse with their sisters. They just do gross shit like flicking boogers on their KPOP posters, or shit to scare/creep them out like trapping a big spider in a bottle of water leaving just enough air to keep it alive and then leaving it on her pillow as a little surprise when she gets home from school.
>80 pound ms skelly implying that booting her in the c**t wouldn’t send her into orbit
why does Hollywood set women up to be destroyed by giving them ideas from these shows that they can fight multiple dudes that are 100 pounds heavier and a foot taller than them?
>have 15 yo brother >in sjw area but him and his friends are still anti sjw and complain about pride flags etc. >says based when I'm around on a visit >says Black person or laughs when i say it >collect vinyl records of pre-90s rock and pop
other than that general zoomer shit gaming etc.
he had tiktok for a while but apparently got sick of it quick. doesn't have insta
we get along well but he's definitely the soft spoken one from growing up around more women than me. our mum treats him way better than she did me so it's helped him come out a better adjusted person.
love that little homie like you wouldnt believe
I always wanted a brother growing up. Any anons with brothers how was your childhood?
gay
Constantly stealing my panties, pitching a tent around me day and night. Really weird experience. I was his stepsister btw.
did you like it
I never felt threatened. It was just strange knowing this guy living in the same house who I wasn't related to was jerking off to me 24/7.
>what are you doing stepbro?
You aren’t a female however
Hormones. Did he grow up to be a creepshow?
sorry I was just really horny lol
YWNBAW
Had a step brother who was a massive homosexual. Hated him
My brother is a certified NPC; uses "toxic" IRL, is vaxxed, does his nails, eyebrows and eyelashes, puts on makeup and listens to american pop 24/7. His favorite hobbies are guffawing like a 32yo single mother, self-loathing, dressing up like an instagram """""""model"""""""" every time he plans to go outside, and gaslighting our parents.
and yet you're the biggest homosexual in the house
My brother is an obnoxious schizophrenic alcoholic who lies as much as he breathes and he doesn't seem to be as bad as yours lmao
He's balding and he's not even 25 yet; a few months ago I dye my hair gray and his reaction was 1)to tell me how amazing the haircut was indirectly(as always, literally never directly complements and always follows up with a snide insinuation) and 2)to wish me I'd lose my hair too. He started seeing a ~~*psychologist*~~ a while back, and since then he goes around like a JW trying to sell his newfound revelation. That is if he's not actively demoralizing our father because he apparently gave him "child trauma".
I've also caught him trying to literally proselytize our mother into getting the mRNA poison juice.
I think both you and your brother got the short end of the gene stick and I hope he never has children (I know for a fact that you won't, so it doesn't worry me)
he sounds based.
based brothers
Fun times playing NES TMNT coop and all games that came after.
be aware there is a new turtles arcade style game out now...TMNT Shredders revenge. Coop up to 6 players I think
>Coop up to 6 players I think
The four turtles, splinter, and casey jones?
My brother was an abusive little b***h, would have been better being an only child. Wish I had a sis
Idk about growing up with brother, but with sister - it sucks.
>be me
>autistic frog
>be her
>hyper socialite
I threw forks and knives at her when I was like 7.
I've never heard of anyone throwing things at people like that. You were the problem.
I have two chad younger brothers and they both insult me at every opportunity and are very mean. One of them often tries to provoke me into fighting him and has started fights few times.
Every person I've known who had a sister either was mean to them or got on with them. Unlike moronic brother rivalries.
I just have an older sis. She used to troll the shit out of me. Told me i was adopted and shit. I was so naive to believe it my mom had to show me baby photos.
Maybe you were a baby when she adopted you
My brother strangled me in a fit of rage qhen we were young and now my hand randomly shakes when I write with it.
Had one older brother. He grew up tough and street smart because my parents forced him to look after me. I grew up soft because my childhood had no challenge or responsibilities. 20’s are hitting me hard playing catch up.
Aren't dudes who have a bunch of sisters and no brothers good at picking up chicks or is that a myth?
It’s a myth I’m afraid
>2 older sisters
>both popular and objectively good looking
>got along pretty well with both of them
>only real downsides were friends giving me shit and older popular kids being disappointed when they met me (“Oh, you’re X’s brother? I expected you to be… uh… different”)
Lol what were they actually expect?
A chad I guess
It helped me a lot. I was a loser but had 2 sisters and was able to pick up girls much better than i should have with no practice
Probably just makes women more approachable and less likely to be put on pedal stools.
I used to mess with my little brother (-2 years) until he started hitting me and then laughed hysterically as he beat me
Even when I was on the floor and he was kicking me in the stomach hard enough to make bruises, there's just something so hilarious about your little brother laying into you that makes it not hurt.
I found out i have a bunch atleast one older brother when i was in my 20s, apparently dad had some kids before me, i never met any of them
Go harvest them for spare organs.
Pain in the arse when growing up (he was a hyperactive little shit who fricking loved pissing me off). Proper camaraderie when we got older.
A delinquent who huffed paint, did smash and grabs and got arrested like 18 times as a juvenile. grew up to be a drug addict who sits in prison currently for murder over a drug debt. I had to hide everything valuable even when I was a teenager since he roll around every now and again to "say hi" and really just looking for shit to steal and pawn off. My other brother is pretty chill, lives innawoods with 2 cats.
It's sad to see so many negative experiences, I have 2 brothers 1 old 1 young, the older bro and me got into a lot of fights when we were young but we bonded over boxing. Little bro is kind of a picky little shit but I think he'll be alright once puberty hits
we used to bath together and he cleaned by penis (im uncut)
it really feels weird asf now that i think about it
>I always wanted a brother growing up. Any anons with brothers how was your childhood?
I had two brothers. We fought a lot and he stole from me all the time. I'm not afraid to get punched in the face as an adult which is nice. You gain an innate competitiveness when you're constantly at odds with someone who is equal to you.
I have three brothers, two older than me and one younger. It was and still is great, and nothing compares to brotherhood.
>come at me...
I will come in you.
Why are women like this
because men are simps
Her need for constant external validation is comparable to your need for sex, if that helps.
>Often, even in the theater, in the sight of all the people, she removed her costume and stood nude in their midst, except for a girdle about the groin: not that she was abashed at revealing that, too, to the audience, but because there was a law against appearing altogether naked on the stage, without at least this much of a fig-leaf.
>tfw you will never be a Roman autocrat marrying your favorite actress and no one can do a thing about it
why even live?
A common prostitute has more dignity and self-respect than some vile actress.
One of the women of all time
What is the point of this outfit besides rubbing your shitstains all over it?
d00d, learn to wipe your ass. That's not a normal problem clean people have.
>AAAAAHH WHY DO MEN WANT TO RAPE ME
>dresses like this
>I grew up with four brothers
what is this supposed to imply?
The idea is that she learned to fight by boxing her bros growing up
>gets gang banged by her brothers
hot
>Constantly stealing my panties, pitching a tent around me day and night. Really weird exp-
>ₐₐₐₐaaaaaAAAUUGHHH
*SCHINK*
*SPLAT*
please let me just believe for a bit
Ywnbaw
gemmy
>I grew up with four brothers
imagine the absolute state of her anus
First I will forcibly remove those tattoos, then I will sexually mindbreak you until you become my submissive tradwife.
My brother is in jail for peddling dope. Literally living the life of a Black person right now.
Jennifer Lawrence tells a story about her brothers literally throwing her down the stairs repeatedly when she was a kid. Brothers are dicks.
Actresses are the most narcissistic people on the planet and will lie about literally anything for a crumb of attention.
>come at me
Hopefully there is a [glass him] situation
>tfw youngest of 3 older sisters
It's impossible for a real woman to be on 4chinz so I presume you mean 2 sisters and 1 brother who will NEVER be a woman.
You're not fitting in. And reread his post you fricking idiot.
Dumb ESL
Projecting esl newbie
im a boy
see
He has three older sisters, that means there are four siblings altogether. Why would he say older sisters if there were only three sisters?
This you?
when I married my thai wife and she came to live with me, she brought her daughter with her
I have a teenage son
there is this constant and obvious sexual tension in the household between our kids
I asked my wife what we should do and all she had to say was that 'if she gets pregnant then she will get an abortion', with a shrug
not 'we should stop this from happening', but just 'we will deal with the consequences of this thing that is inevitable'
from the way she talked about it, it almost seemed like she liked the idea of her daughter being with my son
its not like they are blood related, so its whatever I guess
tbh I'm a bit jealous of my kid. Getting asian pussy while he's a teenager may have a positive and life changing effect on him. Or it might frick him up. But at least he'll life out an anime fantasy.
Go back to literotica homosexual
what
>when I married my thai wife and she came to live with me, she brought her daughter with her
You deserved whatever happens to you
How's that? People from different countries get married all the time.
Four brothers, and judging by those tattoos, no dad.
As stupid as that line is, it's also weird like the writer have to have know clue how siblings of opposite sex interact.
Brothers don't roughhouse with their sisters. They just do gross shit like flicking boogers on their KPOP posters, or shit to scare/creep them out like trapping a big spider in a bottle of water leaving just enough air to keep it alive and then leaving it on her pillow as a little surprise when she gets home from school.
Did you grow up with your sisters? Any stories?
>I grew up with four brothers
so she knows how physically inferior she is to men?
You're trying too hard
you do know that men are physically stronger than women by A LOT?
me up there with top
wtf is up with that one guy who's even below every women? some kind of disability?
He's OP
>80 pound ms skelly implying that booting her in the c**t wouldn’t send her into orbit
why does Hollywood set women up to be destroyed by giving them ideas from these shows that they can fight multiple dudes that are 100 pounds heavier and a foot taller than them?
they're based ryona fetishists
>have 15 yo brother
>in sjw area but him and his friends are still anti sjw and complain about pride flags etc.
>says based when I'm around on a visit
>says Black person or laughs when i say it
>collect vinyl records of pre-90s rock and pop
other than that general zoomer shit gaming etc.
he had tiktok for a while but apparently got sick of it quick. doesn't have insta
we get along well but he's definitely the soft spoken one from growing up around more women than me. our mum treats him way better than she did me so it's helped him come out a better adjusted person.
love that little homie like you wouldnt believe