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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never had veganal sex before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...why did you word it that way?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because I've only ever had sex in my anus and it wasn't sex, it was rape.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you sex'd your own anus? you penis'd your own butthole?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You that fella who was assraped when he was six?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why'd you rape yourself?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh, uh, ok

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What happened?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was trying to convince himself more than us

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP...
    OP...
    Listen...
    OP...
    Do you think that's appropriate to be posting on a blue board?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon anon anon anon anon anon
      You're being glib

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >depression was found to not be a chemical imbalance
      APOLOGIZE

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES
    >I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES
    >I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES
    >I'M NOT GAY
    >I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did the media hate Tom back then?

    did he say something wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably because he's independent and didn't fall in line with the israelite producers in the background, which probably drove him to scientology in the first place but in doing this the rift between tom and the israelites grew even more. But with the backing of scientology, they couldn't do anything about it but cope and seethe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scientology is what happens when you out israelite the israelite. Actually quite impressive despite how fricked that cult is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >scientology is le bad because white people made their own cult
          Nice try shlomo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            miscabbage basically made it into a israelite-y religion anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he went schizo on live tv plus being with scientology didn't do him any good in terms of pr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably because he's independent and didn't fall in line with the israelite producers in the background, which probably drove him to scientology in the first place but in doing this the rift between tom and the israelites grew even more. But with the backing of scientology, they couldn't do anything about it but cope and seethe.

      Scientology is what happens when you out israelite the israelite. Actually quite impressive despite how fricked that cult is.

      So Scientology can beat the israelites and the Illuminati?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alien vs. Predator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon they already have

        the future is scientology. Top Gun Maverick #1, we're taking our culture back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he coo-coo dude. hes completely insane.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally me to my friends and colleagues whenever it happens

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you just know tom hates Black folk and israelites

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POOP MY PANTS

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I HAD SNEEEEEED

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers still confused someone didn't act like they were all programmed to do 20 years later

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People act like this was receieved poorly but the audience ate it up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >An audience of women cheered when an attractive man claims he loved a woman
      Wow. That totally means his crazy outburst was well received by the general public

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have does Tom Cruise actually believe that Scientology shit or is he just using them as his personal slave army?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100% believes in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a rich celebs club that pampers their ego and has connections and followers to bolster their public image so i guess they believe in the self-help dianetics, no psycho-corrective drugs shit maybe but not the sci-fi shit, if at all. if people seriouisly think tom gave them dirt on himself so he could graduate further for pieces of paper saying he got less thetans you must be keeding me, archoo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was going to be a Catholic priest before finding acting. he is predisposed to joining wacky cults.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I assume its a bit of both

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I will do if I ever have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s stopping you from having sex?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What’s stopping you from having sex?
        Nothing I guess, I just never tried

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cooking oil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women do not like me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        avoidant personality disorder. I rarely leave the house and I havent spoken a word to anyone in the past 15 years except for my cousin because he also likes anime and vidya. I live with my mom and sisters and havent spoken to them that entire time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You try treatment ever?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            went to therapy for a while. not much difference. they gave me sertraline-HCL (generic zoloft) and that didnt do much either. They even bumped the dose up to 100MG from the original 50. I felt no change

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything of the scientology religion is 100% correct.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based trips of xenu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes. Time for some processing.
        *both cans please

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on what happened there? don't feel like cringing right now

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would act the same way if i got to marry prime katie holmes

    cruise did literally nothing wrong here

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How scared was Oprah here ?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE the memes we would have gotten

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scientology is fricking bonkers

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AND IT FELT SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was he actually that happy or was he celebrating the fact that he successfully indoctrinated katie holmes and no one could do anything to stop him? if the latter hes showboating hard here

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was just really happy about katie perry.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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