I hate how unrealistic movies are. I still haven’t found an aggressive, hot woman with a huge nose like this irl
Don’t post it btw
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I hate how unrealistic movies are. I still havent found an aggressive, hot woman with a huge nose like this irl
Imma post it
post what?
the pic
She was 27 and linguini was 18 and that is cannon btw
linguini was over 18 wtf. He was presented to be a loser who kept losing jobs in mid 20’s
I was 16 when I had my first job.anyways look at the wiki. She's am insane old hag.
I got fired at 14 and it affected my self esteem for decades
I was hired at 12 and hated every moment of it.
so? that's even hotter
And that is why Ratatouille is the best pixar movie. Animated food kino and mommy gf kino in one.
You have no idea how fricked up working at a restaurant is, it's literally bizarro world and I am genuinely happy when people make it out unscathed and not affected by what goes on. I didn't but at least I made it out. First off, everybody is either drunk or on coke unless they are <18. And even then there is a good probability. I'd like to go into details about degenerate shit I did and witnessed but its a very long story. Just don't work at a restaurant.
Is this any restaurant around or are you talking about up scale ones?
I've worked both and honestly it's kinda the same only the upscale ones everybody is coked out. I think you see more trailer park behavior at olive garden but it's all cut from the same cloth.
Strange how cooking and serving food (which people do at home) becomes something so different as a business to the point that only addicts and the desperate would work there.
It's an incredibly basic task but it's also annoying and mundane to have to cook and clean up after a nice meal with friends and family.
What was the worst shit you saw?
Never saw anything with my own eyes but I think the worst I've known to happen was one of the assistant managers who was married had an affair with one of the servers and ditched his wife for her, not sure how that turned out, she was a sweet Mexican chick and I thought she was smarter than to do that. One of the managers did get caught having sex with a girl from the host stand in the office and they wanted to give him a 2 week break but he said he knew another manager got caught for the same thing and didn't have to do shit, he walked. We had a cook that sold coke to everybody including the GM and nobody ever fired him even though he was supposedly a terrible employee. Worst shit I done was frick my floor manager on the clock several times and steal a few thousand dollars but nothing too crazy. I know a bartender got caught stealing and they ordered him to pay it all back. He gave them $40 and said I'm sorry and kept his job. Unreal.
Is everyone fricking each other to cope with the stress?
This anon gets it. I used to work in the kitchen for 6+ years and it was like a waking nightmare without end.
Shit pay, shit hours and shit customers. If you're not at work you have to be reachable by phone to either educate people, communicate prep work, jump rope with the produce deliveries/fish and meat orders etc. and go back to work in a moments notice.
And THEN you get to spend all of this time with the absolute bottom feeders of society. Everyone's from a broken home, they're all criminals abusing alcohol and drugs; all of which takes place at work too.
Desperate and absolute degenerate people trapped in a tiny room that gets so hot you'll be screaming for a way out.
Thank frick I made it out.
Just do something else moron it was a choice. You can up and leave into a million different environments if you want. If you choose to be a chef that’s up to you lol. It’s shit wage so you’ll hardly struggle to match it starting at entry level elsewhere
>OMG it was so awful including the pay
>but I did it for 6+ years lol
Why are proles like this?
It's literally trapped in a cave mentality, since the pandemic happened a lot of people understood how horrible their job was.
We used to be five deep in the employee bathroom railing lines of heroin off the back of the toilet. Endless streams of hot new servers. Smoking blunts with management. Breaking up and starting fights. There would be a huge dinner rush and you'd have so many orders hanging up you'd have to turn into a machine just to get through it. There's really nothing like working in a kitchen.
Heroin sounds like that last drug you'd want to use working in an environment like that. Maybe afterwards, but not during.
It gave me boundless energy. Until I started nodding. It didn't always end well.
Used to work in a kitchen when I was 18-20
Despite being reasonably high standard (head chef was desperate for a Michelin star, could've probably gotten it in a different kitchen), it was a total nightmare.
Management constantly hired people specifically because they were inexperienced (e.g. teenagers like myself) or literal morons. One of our KPs had some version of downs syndrome and would cut himself handling knives and then bleed all over the cutlery, every week without end and cry to the boss when he called him out for it.
Everyone was on drugs, its a miracle nobody was seriously injured at work, although the ambulance was called a fair few times. The previous pastry chef slit his wrist lengthways at work but that was the worst I saw. I got a blood infection from my feet being ruined by standing up 14 hours a day, and we were basically starving to death because obviously we didn't have time to take breaks. Supposedly our break was between services, so 12-5, but we just did prep in that time due to being horrendously underrstaffed due to high staff turnover. So realistically we only had a half hour break to cook ourselves a snack and then get a ready meal or pizza when we got home at 1am
Covid basically saved me from going insane
Do you guys live in a different reality? Every restaraunt I've ever worked with is just Mexicans who don't speak English and 20-something girls doing prep/waitressing
Big city high volume restaurants are like this. Podunk mom n pop operations are normal businesses.
I live in Chicago
same here. maybe they live in a french movie? At least the endless stream of hot girls is true. I've had my job for a year now and new girls always come and go.
Also everyone is fricking, except me, I guess.
Are the hot waitresses all bang the Mexicans in the back?
no they bang other servers. except me, like I said.
Get a new job you are probably black balled. Even the fat guys at my work can pull hot chicks no problem.
>Even the fat guys
>implying it's not all about charisma and social skills
If you're a personalitylet it's over
You shouldn't even be at the job at that point.
job is too good to leave, until I get an actual real job when I finish college. The thing is I have no problem talking to women at all, but I just could never figure out how to go from that to anything else. I'm pretty popular at my job now but I used to be a huge LULZ tier sperg. I don't know.
The money is pretty good though. Couple hundred in tips a night, usually, plus like $100 of regular wages.
>Also everyone is fricking, except me, I guess.
Iktf bro
we're gonna make it anyway fren
You're working in the "best" environments in the "best" areas if that's what your coworkers look like.
I work in a chain restaurant that's, like, a bar and grill. Think BJs. I wouldn't call it the "best". Honestly the majority of the girls there aren't that attractive, but there are enough people who work there so that there's always a few hot girls in the restaurant at any time. Usually.
I was always FOH but the kitchen always seemed so kino
Thought about trying to get into the kitchen then covid happened
Greentext your best kitchen work degeneracy stories anons I can't read unless there's a > at the start of your sentence
We know bro. We all saw Waiting.
I must work in a bizarro world kitchen because the Head Chef, the Sous Chef and the two best line cooks are all completely sober. The rest of us drink a little bit, but no one is on drugs (except for dishwashers maybe) but even then its mostly just weed. It's a fairly upscale restaurant the pressure is pretty high. A lot of the shit we do is a bit complex and everything is pretty spaced out so we're all constantly running up and down two flights of stairs carrying shit from the walk-in or prep rooms (downstairs) to the the line (upstairs) Pull an 11 hour shift doing that with a hangover in 100 degree heat and you'll probably decide to cut back on drinking too.
Can confirm. Worked at several. It's likely even worse than you think
I get paid almost 20 an hour with tips for work which isn't really that difficult. It's not that bad being in a kitchen honestly I think people just get burned out since it's very repetitive work even if it's pretty easy.
>mommy gf
more like old sister gf
Cars is the best Pixar movie
that's not Monsters Inc.
sneed
that's not toy story 2
more importantly, how long was the zucchini?
Damn that's hot
That's the way
I'm older than her now then
god I wish I had a gf like her
That’s a barely acceptable age gap by frog standards
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All the anons replying to this and thinking it's hot but for ltr she's going to age badly. A 27 year old is still young but in just ten more years she's middle aged while you're finally losing that baby face.
she's a fricking cartoon character
And? By that same logic people wouldn't fantasize about wanting to frick her because it's literally impossible. It's a hypothetical.
it's hot because she's unrealistically attractive and older, nobody is thinking much further than that
>nobody is thinking much further than that
I know that's why I made the comment. Besides what I said doesn't just apply to that one character but age gap relationships in general which are common irl.
not in my headcannon
thought they were around the same age, Linguini was just a loser who couldn't find a job
When I was working as a chef at Dennys all the new dish washers got secually harassed by alcoholic cougars
Did you cum?
>I still haven’t found an aggressive, hot woman with a huge nose like this irl
This hurts so much
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>french
The Anglos are right about the French
President Macaroni is fricking that old bag as he gyrates with his sweaty imported Black person accessories
HE WAS 18 YE SICK FRICK
Okayyyy.
But big nose sexually aggressive brunettes are out there brother, they’re the best you just gotta find em.
>imagine not being emotionally and sexually abused by khazar goddesses while growing up
This board is full of poors and rurals
Go into any ghetto mcdonalds and one ofvthe female employees second gen Asian will act like this
I don’t want an asian, nose and eyes too small
Go to france and find an algerian cutie
im waiting
>27 year old woman has sex with boy 10 years younger
U go girl!! Get it!!
>27 year old man has sex with woman 10 years younger
OMG lock him up! Pedophile!
>U go girl!! Get it!!
What I'm actually saying is
>OH GOD I'M FINNA BOUTA COOOOOM
going after young girls (easy targets) is for gays
Younger girls are easy targets but that doesn't change that they're also better in every measurable way. In a non feminist/mentally ill society women would be protected from their stupidity and guided down the right path with discipline. The outrage over men getting with younger girls isn't about the moral aspect of it because society let's women frick underage boys left and right with little to no punishment, it's mostly jealousy and virtue signaling or conforming to the twisted status quo.
low T projection
>prefers hags
>calls others low t
Cope
>prefers
low T projection once again
>literally says only gays go after younger girls
>muh projection
Cope
t. 10 ng/dl
also i didnt
If this
isn't you then what are you crying about me projecting? Or are you too high t to use logic?
>The outrage over men getting with younger girls isn't about the moral aspect of it because society let's women frick underage boys left and right with little to no punishment, it's mostly jealousy and virtue signaling or conforming to the twisted status quo.
not everyones a little b***h like you
What I said is true though and you didn't even attempt to prove me wrong and embarrass me because you can't otherwise you would have. If it was a moral problem the morals would be upheld consistently like they should be, but again instead women are allowed to get away with that same behavior that's so supposedly wrong and much more. So obviously it's more about prioritize pussy than "protecting those poor dumb young people" as if age makes you smarter by itself and you don't have a bunch of old morons running around. Again feel free to prove me wrong but I doubt you can. And no crying b***h, low t or projection doesn't count.
not reading your homosexual essay
Yeah you're too high t to read a short paragraph or defend your logic. Seething is all you're limited to.
>seething
youre the one writing paragraphs lmao
You're the one calling others low t b***hes when they're not talking to you. Then when you're confronted you have nothing to back it up. But you call others little b***hes lol.
sorry bro but its cool to get pussy at 15 i dont need to back it up
Except you can't prove how what I said is wrong or low t.
what did you say
>Doing the thing that is literally the only reason you exist is for gays
if existing wasnt for gays why do gays exist?
Age is not an indicator of the ease of the target at all. Most women hit emotional maturity at 14 and never change after that.
>Most women hit emotional maturity at 14 and never change after that.
Wrong.
And implying young boys aren't easy.
It's actually pretty heterosexual.
how are young girls easy targets, I never understood this
I don't get it
>waaaaaa le double standards
frick off back to r3ddit you fricking MRA troon.
>can only seethe in response to facts
the facts are
>>27 year old woman has sex with boy 10 years younger
>U go girl!! Get it!!
>>27 year old man has sex with woman 10 years younger
>OMG lock him up! Pedophile!
Yes most people are hypocritical morons who care more about pussy and prioritizing it than their so called morals. Women are given equal and greater rights than men despite not being held responsible and refusing to take responsibility the same as men.
sounds like u should man up
You can't man up when women are acting like men
huge cope, doesnt even make sense
there are differences between men and women. equality is for homosexuals
thats what i said yeah
>actually considering female opinions
NGMI
big French honkers
>~~*French*~~
Like Zemmour
What even causes this? The israelite part or the Algerian part?
moar
Literally perfect.
Colab when?
clint stevens
she's actually latina https://www.tiktok.com/@agoscu_?lang=es
already done
Wtf she's like a female adam driver
>Big nosed sexually aggressive continental brunette
HHHHHNNNNNGGGHHH
Too bad this chick is a complete prostitute
they all are anon, you shouldve realized that by 18
I don't like it when women have sex without me
I did
Imagine cumming inside her nostrils
dont post what?
what the frick is that reaction from
game of thrones idiot
Watch at your own peril
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/170746114/#170747433
Thats it? Buncha of pussies.
DAMN he actually fuxking did IT XJX8WJXKNKJDKDKAAHAHHHH
Damn this thread actually made it a while this time before It Got Posted
LA VIE
JAMAIS ON NE ME DIRA
>shoes that close to the pot
unsanitary
based
Do you reckon she's going to make him eat all that, including the cucumber?
>cucumber
Stop eating so much junk food
What is it then Mr. Expert on Anal Insertions
Bro how don't you know what a zucchini is?
A hwhat
Type of squash. Really easy to grow in a garden. Taste good fried. Try it some time, would recommend.
haha nah
So it is a cucumber but with a fancy name to make more money. Gotcha.
Not even close. A cucumber is more similar to a tomato than zucchini ya goofer
>Taste good fried
lol, no. it tastes like fricking trash. i would know cuz i grew up eating that shit in mom's stew.
I love my mom
Looks like a cucumber to me
The rat in the hat is forcing him to do this.
Hot.
That's certainly a peculiar way to thicken a stew.
>Oww what a clumsy stupid chef boy! You spilled that oil bottle on the table! I will have put a cucumber in your mouth too to punish you!
If you're going to call people newbies, you need to triforce.
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I’ve been here since it was just a Japanese culture board
The whole time? That’s almost impossible surely
Best post
Used to want to work in a restaurant, I'm a pretty damn good cook at home and people would tell me I sound passionate so I should give it a try.
Well thank frick I wisened up to that, insane hours for shit pay, not to mention the stress and the clash of personalities. I wish more people were aware of the kind of harrowing job working in the BOH and FOH is
Oooopp
J'aime concombre frit à l'huile
J'aime concombre car il est bon
who should play her
a french israeli woman would be my best guess.
Anna Khachiyan fits your profile OP. She affects this sort of ketamine-valley girl dumbness but she runs a current events podcast which takes a certain level of aggression in the 2020s.
Hopefully I added something positive to this burning wreck of a thread.
I will eat my fricking boots if she listens to Slayer
I would like to eat all of my meals off the bottom of her soles and from between her toes
banned for calling dasha FAS
Imagine being able to draw like that and then draw THAT
What else would inspire you to learn than to draw your heart's desire?
Maybe it was commissioned
>Imagine being able to draw like that and then draw THAT
Are we looking at the same picture here?
long noses are kino but only straight or concave ridges do it for me
Agreed
>remy had to allow this
His name is Ratatouille.
I genuinely do not understand tomboy gays
Literally every single female woman you meet is a huge egotistical assertive c**t, every single movie and tv show is about women who act like
Are you walking the earth with closed eyes?
They're literal gays who have never met a woman
Missing the point here big time
Did, like, did someone get paid to draw this or did they take it upon themselves and just up an go
>"..Think I'll draw a french girl shoving a cucumber up that guys ass...huh? What movie?"
extremely reddit post despite le janny hate
Are you serious? Did you just post that???
Still up 3 hours later.
Jannies: defeated
She gives me Middle-Eastern Woman vibes
Well she is French
Sorry I'm late. What was posted that deleted one? Prostate milking pic? Or pic with putting Remy into pants? Or something else?
the first
ah ok
>have Cinemaphile X
>I can still see it
cope
what is fox supposed to represent?
Sour grapes meme
/qa/
>it's another Hollywood convinces idiots that having a passive personality can attract a cute girl
that is literally all it takes
i must have highlighted the first half of my post and written over it, i said:
for the kind of women that want someone to boss around, someone who WILL cuck you, that is literally all it takes
The ones to deny this usually have shit-tier personality but are just unaware of it. But even then I've seen the ugliest land-whales (male) who were complete autistic morons pull some 8/10 super cute fricking chicks just by virtue of existing, although this was a massive outlier.
Just make chicks laugh, and be like above 5'6, that will get you some 7/10.
Or just be me 6'3 and that does half the job
i think it's the absence of desperation that makes a man attractive, if he's not putting her on a pedestal he automatically stands out in the sea of simps who do.
just GENUINELY not giving a shit when it comes to interacting with women makes you more fun and interesting to be around because you'll be more confident and the convo will flow naturally
>falling for the meme
>Just make chicks laugh, and be like above 5'6, that will get you some 7/10.
>doesnt work for 75% of the male population
Good advice homosexual
then kys
More like psycho, they usually project their imagination on you because you're quiet, so yes it's possible
All women in the workforce are placeholders for male leadership
DONT POST IT AGAIN IM AT WORK
my wife
Thank you guys for not posting it
Frick France
ta gueule, salope
Your skin is the same color as my shit, perchance even darker.
so lighter than the skin of most people currently living in paris?
oof!
hi Mohammed
ben shapiros sister
the dark reality of 2020s france
>dark reality
haha yeah I would hate to be in his situation, that's so dark haha
this is probably 10000x better than the actual reality of france in the current year
in fact that pic isn't even bad
tehy exist
she looks like the kind of b***h that makes you fall in love hard because of common interests and then cheats on you
nose not big enough
>I still haven’t found an aggressive, hot woman with a huge nose like this irl
Date black women.
>American hours
>burger j*nny checks in for the shift
>leaves it up
Never change burger bros
Chelsea Perretti
>just got a waiter/ dishwasher gig at a hotel's restaurant
>It's every bit as chaotic as that
>Been with them a whole week by today
>Spontaneously broke down crying as soon as I got home
Unironically how do normalgays not kill themselves. How do they do it?
How are you fine with wasting literally all of the time you have on God's green earth interacting with annoying c**ts and doing menial tasks? I don't have time or the energy to do anything. I just flop dead and sleep until it's time to shower the next day and off I go. Something as simple as cooking home and sitting down to eat with some kino is impossible to do when I have to start my commute when I would be eating lunch.
Being a 24 yo khv def has something to do with it. I guess the prospect of weekend pussy is enough to not an hero?
I have nothing, though. How the frick am I supposed to keep this up?
Restaurant employment is for degenerates anon. Develop a substance abuse disorder and you're golden.
none of those guys are sober
This is a red pill I wasn't aware of until recently. How can you advocate or support a way of life that requires you to be high or fricked up to cope with it? You as in the average normalgay.
i dont think dishwashers are particularly romanticized
Idk why any would be. I found out mexicans, old skinny black guys and stoner kids out of high school listening to music were the best ones I ever had. If u could keep up and dishes were actually done they had a bonus, plus whatever the frick you want to eat your shift. And frick anyone that clocked in a took a shit for 30 minutes. I docked that time you stupid mother fricker.
I may not be on the best position for this (weed and alcohol abuse) but i gotta say its a hell of a ride. We all going to prostitute 1/4 of our lifes away in a job anyway, might as well find something that we love in the midst and let it kill us. I work on a michelin joint and i hate every single day, curse and regret every single moment of my life, my wife by now hates me and do the same. However, imma die someday of lung cancer or kidney failure and leave a shiny and bright trace of shit along the way. Frick this world that makes us work, might as well spit on some meals before we die and get drunk and high, since thats what all mammals wants to do besides sleeping.
weird thread
I dated one that looked like her but I had to break it off because she whined too much when I would try to finger her butthole while we kissed. Also she was married and her midget husband really hated me.
she wasn't an interesting or compelling female lead
anons, I know some of you might be squeamish about such things, but hear me out:
getting my prostate milked by an aggressive, domineering older woman was by far the most intense sexual experience of my entire life, and I hope you all get to experience it one day.
My gf kinda looks like her
Now lets see her courgette
she cute anon
Literally not at all
my brother in christ that's a teenage boy
Then we will fight in the shade.
nose too small
you're thinking of israelites Anon
Arthur and the Minimoys came out a few months before Ratatouille and had a far more endearing and empowered female lead. Romantic subplot also catched more fire. Try harder next time, Pixar
she is a boring character. Linguini and Skinner (briefly) are the only characters she ever interacts with, since her interactions with the other cooks are almost nonexistent. We don't find out anything about her (hobbies, friendships), she never calls Linguini by his name, and she is very rarely seen outside the restaurant
Anon everyone wanted to melt your ice queen b***h boss and bang her it's a wage fantasy. Also the guy was an autistic about food too
Movies shouldn't be 4 hours long to accomodate the asinine bullshit you're asking for
Anyone have that meme of her waving a knife saying you take one look at this b***h and tell me she's not breaking out the strap on every night
Try Carole Ann Ford.yvtkjg
Hnnnnngggg
Sally from Cars was unironically a better character. She even gets some backstory, unlike Colette
>Luxo Jr, Red's Dream, Tin Toy, Knick Knack, Toy Story, Geri's Game, A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, For the Birds, Monsters Inc, Mike's New Car, Finding Nemo, Boundin, The Incredibles, Jack Jack Attack, One Man Band, Cars
Ratatouille simply doesn't have the charm and quality humor from Pixar's previous works
>Jack Jack Attack, Cars
original Cars is great family entertainment
Have you tried France?
They are all over Italy and France.
i agree with this
All this text because this loser had never heard of ratatouille before the movie was made.
been in love iwth this big nose b***h or years lads
i love her so much why why why
watching Ratatouille, i can see why Janeane Garofalo was fired from playing Fiona in Shrek. Not a great voice actress
Lmao a female chef that isn't in Pastry. That's fricking rich. Less realistic than the fricking talking rat
I fricking love aggressive women with big noses and boobs.
Peak aesthetic
good taste
Abby is the kind of girl you don't pull out of. Oomph.
wouldnt dream of it
ratatouille sucks (the movie, not the dish)
Big beaks on girls make me diamonds.
This thread was posted almost 20 hours ago, It Has Been Posted at least twice, the thread remains.
Jannies on strike for higher pay.
>thinly veilied off topic request thread
It's weird how some /wsr/ tier threads are allowed and others aren't. Webm related, two aggressive thicc hot big nosed actresses.
post their noses, not their asses
Why not both?
luscious lopez is on my rushmore of porn
man, women always look so big until they walk through a door and you realise shes like 5 foot nothing. so smol.
I refuse to watch this movie because the rat is voiced by oswalt
WOMEN WHO REDUCE THEIR NOSES BY PLASTIC SURGERIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES
>pointy nose>>>>>hook nose
You ever fall in love with a woman from a different time and age?
How the frick did you get a photo of my grandfather