I hate this version of patrick so much

I hate this version of patrick so much

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spongebob is one of the worst things to happen to western animation, in retrospect yes, the first seasons were good, but if I could I would erase it from history.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first three seasons of SB made it hard for future Nicktoons to live up to that level.
      Even nu-SpongeBob can’t even live up to its early years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What I love most about season 2/3 were the jokes being more clever than they had any right to be for a kid's show. Whatever happened to those kinds of writers?

        • 2 years ago
          truteal

          Moved to work on Billy and Mandy, Camp Lazlo and Phineas and Ferb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Camp Lazlo
            Seriously? I don't remember anything particularly witty or entertaining about it at all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When Derek Drymon left after the movie the show lost its original essence.
          Even bringing back Hillenburg didn’t really make it the same as it was before originally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something else would just take its place.
      There is no escape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally went from the best television cartoon ever made to arguably one of the worst television cartoons ever made.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        still better then Steven Universe and most modern cartoons like Owl House

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you mean "better" in the sense of not pushing evil gay propaganda on children? Perhaps. But even despite that they are still far more watchable than season 6/7 of Spongebob.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine getting so buttmad that two girls kissed that you would unironically defend nu-spongebob

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even with all the propaganda, they are still better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate SU with all my heart, and even then I'd rather put up with it than post-movie SB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate universe where Spongebob never got made
      >CatDog becomes Nickelodeon's corporate juggernaut instead and gets 12+ seasons, three theatrical movies, multiple spinoffs, and a shitton of merchandise

      • 2 years ago
        truteal

        >alternate universe where Spongebob never got made
        >Angry Beavers becomes Nickelodeon's corporate juggernaut instead and gets 12+ seasons, three theatrical movies, multiple spinoffs, and a shitton of merchandise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >alternate universe where Spongebob never got made
          >Making Fiends becomes Nickelodeon's corporate juggernaut instead and gets 12+ seasons, three theatrical movies, multiple spinoffs, and a shitton of merchandise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't catdog made in response to cancelling angry beavers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            CatDog came when it was still on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The impact Spongebob had on animation was nowhere NEAR as bad as what Adventure Time has done. I'd kill to go back to the era of mediocre Spongebob clones instead of the garbage we're stuck with today. At least Spongebob didn't promote an ugly as sin artstyle and is today more visually appealing than 90% of the other garbage on TV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Adventure Time had an insane amount of influence on the future of animation not just in art style, but also in theming and storytelling. We live in an age where a powerful fandom is much sought after and a show needs to provide enough intrigue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely, and don't forget writing style. So many shows have that awful Adventure Time writing and I hate it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's right and you're probably a troon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sage it you moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            suck my wiener homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's really a combination of

      The impact Spongebob had on animation was nowhere NEAR as bad as what Adventure Time has done. I'd kill to go back to the era of mediocre Spongebob clones instead of the garbage we're stuck with today. At least Spongebob didn't promote an ugly as sin artstyle and is today more visually appealing than 90% of the other garbage on TV.

      and Gravity Falls. Also Family Guy for adult animation.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does this count as flanderization or just infantilization

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Patrick isn't even used anymore, they fixed all the character personalities after Paul Tibbitt left.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they fixed all the character personalities
        No, no they didn't. Somehow Patrick is even dumber than in the Paul Tibbit era. The exaggerated animation doesn't help either, and just enhances how much his character has devolved.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >big round chin patrick
          >baby tooth patrick
          I hate both.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the musical had the best, most grounded portrayal of patrick in the last 15 years of spongebob media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love him so much. The costume design was absolutely inspired work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        amazing how both whites CANT bob their necks quite like Sandy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but whitey can’t bob they necks like us
          Black “excellence” everyone

    • 2 years ago
      truteal

      Understandable (The Musical wasn't for kids)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is the plot about? I can't imagine a spongebob musical not directed for children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They really got down the “dim witted but easy going beach bum” look to him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s much closer to the dopey but charismatic loafer he was in the original three seasons. Frankly the Musical was so good at capturing the characters at their best.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh me too. As soon as you see the baby tooth or spongebob cheeks the channel is getting changed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, he's much more of jackass in the recent seasons.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HI, I'M PATRICK STAR, AND I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Patrick knew that "putting on airs" meant you were acting fancy?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coll

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star
    I made myself a sandwich

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the episode where he makes the song

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ever after all of this, SpongeBob has never dove into "HOWDY DO FELLOW KIDZ" with contemporary references
    *cough* The Simpsons *cough*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, instead they constantly reference pre-movie episodes, 'member granny from the chocolate with nuts episode? 'member rock bottom?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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