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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pocahontas rip off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I must have missed the part where John Smith turns into a giant worm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She seems to me to be a self insert for modern girlboss reddit types

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the slap was really silly and ruined a dramatic moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she vulnerable. she strong woman.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't compare Charlskino to duncslop. They're in different leagues.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia Lillis should have been Chani, who is described as a pale woman with red hair and blue eyes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >desert planet
      >pale women exist
      come on now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't matter, it's how they are in the book. Fricking magic spice that makes you see the future is there but that's where you draw the line? Frick off. Frick ZENDgay, too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Brother if you don't understand why teen idol Zendaya in her role as a muslim antiimperialist has to fall for the white boy in the movie you are moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Zendaya and Dune would have nothing to do with each other in a normal and sane reality.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >popular actress and popular movie franchise would have nothing to do with each other in a normal and sane reality.
              Why do you homosexuals always have to be so dramatic about everything?
              Are you just too insecure to state an opinion?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, he’s right. There’s no reason for an ugly Black person to be in a Dune adaptation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >popular movie franchise
                Kek. Two films, and both of them struggling to break even. That's not a franchise, and it's not popular either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you people so allergic to the idea of adapting things faithfully?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fremen are not morons. They use stillsuits. Besides, they are not some native race that's been there forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the Fremen spend all day in the shade and go out at night, or they just chill in their sietch, so it makes no sense for them to be anything but pale

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fremen arent the original inhabitants you moron, they are colonizers themselves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Arrakis has only been settled for a few thousand years, and the Fremen only move at night and fully cover themselves in clothes. There is no selective pressure to brown them, and not enough time to do it even if there was.

        Real life Black folk are black because they never inventes clothing beyond loin clothes and never invented permanent housing to escape the sun. SandBlack folk did, and lo and behold they have been becoming more light skinned as time goes on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. Whoever says they should be brown mongrels is a DUNC shill who should commit suicide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't matter, it's how they are in the book. Fricking magic spice that makes you see the future is there but that's where you draw the line? Frick off. Frick ZENDgay, too.

      This. Whoever says they should be brown mongrels is a DUNC shill who should commit suicide.

      >supporting portraying white people as muslims

      No. Hackbert's Orientalism must be erased from Dune for it to reach its' full potential. Hopefully the next adaptation 20 years from now will not make the Sardaukar jobbers to the Fremen

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jungle monkeys really do be like that.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post the funny drawing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their love story was so beautiful and heartfelt. They're so perfect together. I can't wait to see them reunited in the sequel.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, we know. They ruined Chani for Grrrl Boss trope.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >colonize me harder!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch the Dunc films? I haven't read the books.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the books and don't watch DUNC. Watch Lynch Dune, the Spicediver edit on Youtube for free in 4k.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you want to be entertained for a few hours or do you want to spend many many hours reading books?
        I generally go with books, more bang for the buck. And you can take them with you. No, you can't take a movie with you. David Lynch is right.

        thanks anons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to be entertained for a few hours or do you want to spend many many hours reading books?
      I generally go with books, more bang for the buck. And you can take them with you. No, you can't take a movie with you. David Lynch is right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Read the books and don't watch DUNC. Watch Lynch Dune, the Spicediver edit on Youtube for free in 4k.

      Except don't do anything that guy says and just watch the Villeneuve movies. You don't gain anything relevant from reading the books and the Lynch movie is terrible no matter how many extra scenes you add to it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't WB hire more subtle shills than this one here?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because they outsource third worlders.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day, shill.

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