I swear shit like this only happens since legalisation of cannabis in California, nobody thinks their shit through anymore they just go "wooooah, laser check points coooool" when they see the story board
Doesn't matter, the stormtroopers get reimbursed every month. The empire supply chain for fuel is robust, they have no issues powering moronic laser checkpoints
It's going to be revealed later that the fence isn't actually capable of cutting people and that it was actually Leia ripping him apart with her force powers.
They spent time Cgi’ing this but not enough time to add rocks on the side to make this an actual pinch point…
I think they even added cgi scrub grass
>but wait... cant people just drive around it? >no because that is against the law duh
https://i.imgur.com/HOpmABl.jpg
I have a baaad feeling about this
Are you guys moronic, it's a main (only) road checkpoint. Everyone has to go through there. Especially with a vehicle, and especially a loyalist like the driver would.
He wasn't trying to avoid checkpoints
That must be one of those posts in the Empire where you spend 99% of the day shooting the shit around the water cooler, playing pazaak, and browsing the holonet.
A nice mix of comfy and boring as frick.
don't they have like a million years worth of lore? do none of those have more details as to how the empire operates and how little details of how star wars society works?
I never watched any of this Garbo. I saw TFA when it came out and never looked back.
WHY are there fricking trucks? In the star wars world, and Coruscant is a great example of this, the ground is usually reserved for foot traffic, there's no roads for vehicles because they're all flying overhead and parking vertically since, you know, they're spaceships???
Honestly, this OP pic is easily the worst thing I've ever seen posted on Cinemaphile about yidsney wars. Laziest thing ive ever seen.
And there isn't even a fricking gate at all, it's just open desert with these lasers for no reason? 99.9999999% of vehicles in star wars fly and even if they didn't if anyone got to that checkpoint they could just take a right around it, or avoid it entirely by a mile and just drive in through the unprotected spot.
Seriously, a fricking 3 foot FENCE blocking vehicles in star wars.
You think that's bad?
10yr old leia out runs 3 bounty hunters and obi wan
Obi Wan runs away every time he sees vader
Boba fett thinks the sarlacc took his armor even tho he saw Jawas take it, so he decides to fly slave 1 into the sarlacc to drop a bomb in its mouth for revenge
There's a cargo train in the Han solo movie
Boba fett takes his helmet off all the time now
Vaders existence was somehow kept a secret for 10 years.
And that's just off the top of my head.
Looking at this.. you can tell the laser in the middle was an after thought. There's two projectors on each side of the fence, but then in post they probably thought that looked too stupid so they put a third one in the middle.
>leia and tala enter tunnel while Kenobi goes to lure Vader away >leia hounds tala about going to help kenobi >she eventually gives in and tells leia to continue down the tunnel until she meets the pilot >meanwhile homie sister finds the location of the secret tunnel and enters behind them >instead of bumping right into each others tala makes it out of the tunnel and knows exactly where Kenobi is to save him and homie sister somehow beats Leia to the end of the tunnel with enough time to kill the pilot
Did I fricking miss something? Can anyone explain this?
This confused the hell out of me too, I assumed the nigquisitor was going to capture sandsnake lady as she went back out the tunnel....it doesn't make any sense how she got ahead of them and reached the pilot first
nice graphics what game?
Kotor 3.
It's a screen grab from the Tiberian Sun HD rerelease
>all the defensive structures have little to no use in actual gameplay
made me sad as a kid
Well not in Red Alert 2, the walls and dogs keeps the fricking spies out.
If you drove straight through that gate would you get cut up into 3 slices?
Anon. Are you really asking such a dumb question. YES
No you drooling moron that's 4 slices you mongoloid ape.
It would be extremely painful
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wouldn't that fence be incredibly unsafe with the lasers?
why can't they like use a normal solid fence?
holy shit star wars is so stupid
and you could just drive to the right of the house since it's completely open there
jesus the people who make this just doesn't even think about what they're doing
>but wait... cant people just drive around it?
>no because that is against the law duh
>anybody got a dime?
>somebodys gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.
No anon, you don't understand, it's a FUTURE fence! The lasers show you that it's the FUTURE!
Star Wars was always moronic.
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY
cause then you could put lasers on your hovertruck and cut through them
OR JUST, FLY?
Funny I thought the same. Gates that go down came to mind.
Was it really this bad? Holy frick
no... its worse.
that seems extremely easy to drive around
Women don't think this logically
I swear shit like this only happens since legalisation of cannabis in California, nobody thinks their shit through anymore they just go "wooooah, laser check points coooool" when they see the story board
what kind of fuel cost goes in to maintaining a laser fence
Doesn't matter, the stormtroopers get reimbursed every month. The empire supply chain for fuel is robust, they have no issues powering moronic laser checkpoints
They have hyperdrive. Lasers fuel is cheap as frick.
This looks really dumb.
Why wasn't Leia at all concerned about seeing a person die by getting cut in half right in front of her?
Because she's a strong wayman who's not easily impressed by such display of violence.
It's going to be revealed later that the fence isn't actually capable of cutting people and that it was actually Leia ripping him apart with her force powers.
They spent time Cgi’ing this but not enough time to add rocks on the side to make this an actual pinch point…
I think they even added cgi scrub grass
>Ships that can fly in 3 dimensions are plentiful
This barricade seems poorly conceived.
Who the frick was this made for? It's too slow for kids and too moronic for adults.
Far left manchildren
Are you guys moronic, it's a main (only) road checkpoint. Everyone has to go through there. Especially with a vehicle, and especially a loyalist like the driver would.
He wasn't trying to avoid checkpoints
your vehicle can levitate, just offroad it?
That must be one of those posts in the Empire where you spend 99% of the day shooting the shit around the water cooler, playing pazaak, and browsing the holonet.
A nice mix of comfy and boring as frick.
don't they have like a million years worth of lore? do none of those have more details as to how the empire operates and how little details of how star wars society works?
How the frick did Lalo get past all this before going to germany
I could roll under neath those lasers
nice blockpost you got there
Wtf is this? Is this star wars?
LOL they have pick up trucks and weigh stations now?
Mandalorian had some trucking scenes too
I never watched any of this Garbo. I saw TFA when it came out and never looked back.
WHY are there fricking trucks? In the star wars world, and Coruscant is a great example of this, the ground is usually reserved for foot traffic, there's no roads for vehicles because they're all flying overhead and parking vertically since, you know, they're spaceships???
Honestly, this OP pic is easily the worst thing I've ever seen posted on Cinemaphile about yidsney wars. Laziest thing ive ever seen.
And there isn't even a fricking gate at all, it's just open desert with these lasers for no reason? 99.9999999% of vehicles in star wars fly and even if they didn't if anyone got to that checkpoint they could just take a right around it, or avoid it entirely by a mile and just drive in through the unprotected spot.
Seriously, a fricking 3 foot FENCE blocking vehicles in star wars.
You think that's bad?
10yr old leia out runs 3 bounty hunters and obi wan
Obi Wan runs away every time he sees vader
Boba fett thinks the sarlacc took his armor even tho he saw Jawas take it, so he decides to fly slave 1 into the sarlacc to drop a bomb in its mouth for revenge
There's a cargo train in the Han solo movie
Boba fett takes his helmet off all the time now
Vaders existence was somehow kept a secret for 10 years.
And that's just off the top of my head.
>There's a cargo train in the Han solo movie
What's the problem with this one? you think they should just spaceship everything everywhere?
People wear baseball caps and hoodies in these shows too
That can't be true. Post a pic or you're lying.
Looking at this.. you can tell the laser in the middle was an after thought. There's two projectors on each side of the fence, but then in post they probably thought that looked too stupid so they put a third one in the middle.
just go around lol what the actual frick obiwan
Aren't the vehicles anti-gravity? Why not pump more power into the system and just go over the top. Or around where there are no lasers at all.
>leia and tala enter tunnel while Kenobi goes to lure Vader away
>leia hounds tala about going to help kenobi
>she eventually gives in and tells leia to continue down the tunnel until she meets the pilot
>meanwhile homie sister finds the location of the secret tunnel and enters behind them
>instead of bumping right into each others tala makes it out of the tunnel and knows exactly where Kenobi is to save him and homie sister somehow beats Leia to the end of the tunnel with enough time to kill the pilot
Did I fricking miss something? Can anyone explain this?
This confused the hell out of me too, I assumed the nigquisitor was going to capture sandsnake lady as she went back out the tunnel....it doesn't make any sense how she got ahead of them and reached the pilot first
>standing guard in front of deadly laser fence all day
>Absent mindedly step back
>Legs sliced off
ITS A LIVING