I have modeled my life after Titus Pullo.

I have modeled my life after Titus Pullo.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real one or the fictional one

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times have you tried to win a teenage girlfriend by murdering her boyfriend?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He already owned her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he was freeing her, which she intended to use her freedom to marry her chosen man. Then Pullo murdered him.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you're a bloodthirsty soldier?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me... it was Vorenus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, yearn to bare a grim life with a cold, angry demeanor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a grim life
        He was a senator of Rome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vorenus did nothing wrong though. Why the frick did everyone think he killed his wife?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he was honour-bound to do so? By rights he should've killed her the second he came home since she had been fricking her brother-in-law for like 4 years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't there exceptions like "it is ok if husband is assumes dead"

          Seriously though, it needs to be somewhat common with all wars and expeditions

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What happened to all of Vorenus' money that he was sending home? Was there ever any mention of him getting revenge for the theft?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Speedwatcher. The army paymaster thought he was dead and thus stopped paying his family which is why Nairobi had to rely on her brother-in-law's butcher shop money.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, Pullo was happy-go-lucky and made the best of what he was handed in life, but what of good Solonius?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any suggestions for series as good as this one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Ray Stevenson died too young.

      I always suggest I Claudius, if you haven't seen it yet.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Pullo, when is the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or wanting payment? "

    based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dead ones count?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cute. I wish I had a wife like her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would you cheat on her too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I would protect her from any evil slave trying to poison her

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what of good Solonius?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you enjoy fricking my wife?!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've never had a woman who wasn't screaming or demanding payment?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you want one?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have modelled my life after Mark Anthony

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at those eyes, blackened with soot like a prostitute. He probably worships dogs and reptiles in vile nilotic rites.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget the scene where he gets 'scraped' by a MALE slave

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Scraped with a strigil. Totally not gay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not gay if you're giving, pleb

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's basically Forrest Gump. He somehow bumbles his way into historic events.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pullo! I have a duty for you

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guy cheated on his innocent qt wife and made her kill herself

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a polish convict

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