>I have the chatlog right here

>I have the chatlog right here
what do you say to get out of this situation

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was 18, it was a roleplaying chatroom, and I was just stopping by on my way to Atlantic City.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a little too late for that dawg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, NBC, two words: Roleplaying chatroom, dude!

      then why are you here, anon?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, NBC, two words: Roleplaying chatroom, dude!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >before you search my car, i can tell you that the condoms and alcohol in there was put there by someone else

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no getting out of it.
    Chatlog (Stated Intent) + Showing up (Action towards Intent) = You're fricked.

    Answer no questions, leave immediately.
    Get arrested peacefully and ask for a lawyer as soon as you possibly can.

    Then, pray.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, is what this dude did, and he managed to get acquitted.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only people who ever got away with it are the ones that perverted justice refused to hand over the chatlogs for whatever reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He had no last name, they couldn't trial him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there were some others that were acquitted since they were clear cases of entrapment. Typically the predators would never offer to go to their houses, it was always the decoy that suggested they incriminate themselves, many of the predators just took plea deals since they weren't aware they were entrapped and could win at trial by proving malfeasance.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Got a source for this?
            I'm pretty sure everyone was convicted except the ones the other anon mentioned.
            It's just the ones in Commiefornia were given a slap on the wrist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what do you call this hairstyle?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vanilla Water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The greaseball.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          peak boy band

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Semi-charmed life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the river delta

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tight and white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"lets read it, but I am not confirming I am the person in this chat log"

      if you never admit it's you, you're fine. The issue is, they often have the girl say "You're Coolguy69 right?" and then they confirm to the girl they are that screen name. Right there, you're fricked. Some guy knocks on the door and lets you in? Not a crime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot playing copyrighted music on your phone for the duration 🙂

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve got a log right here, Hanson

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your honor I was raped by a catholic priest at a young age and am mentally stunted. Trans rights are human rights, thank you.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I WAS HACKED

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just nod my head and keep saying hmmmmm, while slowly getting closer to the door.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better to stand up and leave promptly, wouldn't you agree?
      Surely you want the least amount of video of you recorded as possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they cannot use the recordings in court. The police can only use them during interrogation.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big fan and wanted to meet you in reality.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*take off jacket*
    hey chris, i'm a huge fan. can you sign my shirt?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    two words, roleplaying chatroom

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >half the guys they caught were bordeline mentally moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no shit what non-moronic man would think a 14 year old would look at a picture of their dick and flabby pasty body and allow them to come over and frick them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most pedos seem to be moronic or ugly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe a lot of pedos do it out of desperation? They can trick a child but not an adult

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >most easy prey pedos seem to be moronic or ugly
        FTFY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only the ones that get caught. S-tier pedos can have investigations shut down and 20 witnesses die mysteriously.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >S-tier pedos
          Weird choice of words. Buy yeah the mark dutroux case is the craziest and most blackpilling thing I've ever read

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with defensive takes on this show? this board really is a bunch of pedophiles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chris hansen is entrapping clinically moronic morons, and turning it into perverse entertainment for wannabe moral crusaders, that barely ever face any prison time. none of his moronic shows should exist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, Vincent, how’s the truck job going?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm too moronic

        Is not a defense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How about when their families, friends, and employers see it on national tv?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S HIGH NOON, HANSEN

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whip out a gun
    Start shootin
    Keep a bullet for myself

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally say nothing. Then lawyer up once they arrest you. Only one predator actually did that and had all the charges dropped

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I came here for *you* Chris Handsome.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put da beer in the refridgerator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I AINT GAY OR NUFFIN, YOU CAN SMELL MY BREFF

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    M-My little brother uses my computer!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could that actually work?

      >I found the chatlogs of a guy using my IP to have sex with you. I came here to warn you about him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I also brought some Mike's Hard Lemonade and some condoms just in case.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Admitting you that's you in the chatlog is the nail in the coffin, the guys who got away with it never said anything about it. You always keep your mouth shut

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if a 14 year old boy pretends to be a grown man and then shows up at the house? Would he go to jail?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      14 year old can do a reverse uno and get the decoy arrested for looking at his child porn(the dick pics, presumably), as well as Chris Hanson and nbc for having his dick pics saved on their computer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Technically this is what happened to Anthony Weiner, although he wasn’t trying to catch predators he just was horny kek

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You feel me?
    >We are filming.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I am horny4buttsecks69 but I did not write that, sir.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that man who brought his kid son with him to the decoy house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That one ex-cop who showed up with a car full of guns and body dump gear

      https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Todd_Spikes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Shockingly, upon searching his van, they found a large array of guns, plus one revolver in his pocket that was loaded and wienered along with an assault rifle on the passenger seat, loaded and primed. They found dozens of boxes of hollowpoint ammunition. Even more shocking, and this was not covered in the Dateline story, he had all the materials for a body dump: a chainsaw, tarp, ropes, and a boat anchor.

        Damn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >loaded and wienered
          >in his pocket
          He should be grateful they intervened

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, the first rule of gun safety is to have fun!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He also said he wanted to be cuckolded by the girl “preferably with black men” kek. So not only a pedo, but a potential murderer, AND an IR cuckold. This guy was really swinging for the lowest tier of shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >username: luvs2eaturpeach
        lol, such a fruit-pilled peachcel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE HECKIN DICK SHAPED BANANA NOT THE DELICIOUS PEACH!!!!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I was only doing research to show how easy it is

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I have the chatlog right here
    >what? no way!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the pennywise edit

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst humiliation ritiual ever

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two words: Role Play Chat Room

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Uhh Chris, don't you see how I end every sentence with "in Minecraft"?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything dodgy just tag "in minecraft" on the end

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hide face from the cameras, say nothing to Hansen or the police, and lawyer up, you’ll either win at trial or negotiate a decent plea

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was one of my glowies and I was finally going to meet them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TWO WORDS CHRIS
    ROLE PLAYING CHAT ROOM

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >CanIAnallyRapeYou
    What was he thinking using that as a name lmao. Weird part is he didn't seem as big of a freak as the others were. Physically and socially, at least

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unregistered hypercam pepe

  36. 1 month ago
    hi buddy waz sup

    YOU WAN DO RAW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO RUBER

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want you guys to meet each other. This is TennisBoy13 and TennisBoy this is Slave2Mistresses, right?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say that the age of consent is 16 in many countries, then launch into an intellectual discussion with Chris about how grooming is an action, the age difference itself isn’t grooming. Try to convince the TV viewing audience that these relationships are OK and maybe we can get the age of consent laws reduced to something more reasonable, like 14. Of course, grooming should be illegal, but we should have university classes that teach you how to have a healthy relationship with someone that age as an adult without taking any actions that could be considered grooming.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i was on psychedelics and thought i was a teenager too

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I can indeed control my horny level. Can you control yours?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was depressed and lonely living alone in my 20s I used to use chat rooms. I don’t care what you think you know, you’ve gotta be insane to meet up with anybody you meet in one.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Total Recall

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i was born feb 29th on a leap year chris. i maybe 40 but legally i am 10 years old. check mate, now wheres that kid?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I identify as a woman

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single thing, I would listen.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I actually came here to frick you, Chris.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, Christopher. Glock beats paper, and this here is a constitutional carry state.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew what this was I was just testing it
    I knew what it was. Bye

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use the vore defense.

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