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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be british bobby
    >criminal just shot and killed a child
    >blow whistle and tell him to halt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if anyone pulls a gun a heavily armed swat team will descend on them and police helicopters swarming overhead, seen it happen irl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then convict them for 4months in jail?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that’s if you kill people. You might get a couple years for tax fraud because you are messing with the israelites.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rape 3 kids
            >Stab 15 old ladies in the neck
            5 months of community service

            >Forget to renew your tv license on time
            Public beheading

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Accurate. Some nog test drove a ferrari or something and hit another car in the ass while going 250 mph and killed three women and got 9 months in jail and had to “pay” $10k to each of the families so like $30k all together for killing 3 women who all had families and children lmfao

              And the nog doesn’t have any money so the state pays it.

              CLOWN WORLD

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >on my way home from work
          >carrying my tools from construction in backback
          >fed bellends pull me over 5m away from my flat
          >inspect my backpack
          >find a boxcutter
          >dragged off to police station
          >threatened with 5 year prison stint
          >get 90 hours community service
          I leg it from them ever since

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fed
            >bellend
            >leg it
            pick a continent. stop watching tv and film for six months and only read books made before 1950 so you can purify your language a bit.
            "fed" is meaningless in england.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not him but i have actually heard kids here (bongland obviously) call the police feds
              but he is lying, if his shit is in his bag and he can show he is nearly home and just come from work then nothing will happen, either the tale is a fabrication or that guy is a moron and escalated the situation without offering explanation of what he was doing
              Which in itself is gay i dont agree with having to justify the tools you have on you but no chance of any action happening if you can show that you are going from work to home with your work equipment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Heavily armed swat team
        The local paintball team comes out and paints him red to shame him and then they give him a stern talking to that he won't soon forget.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and your other baton

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ain't no way they still have batons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >baton
      Truncheon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prfftttttttttt (takes the baton out of his ass)....here it is
      >Now the other baton

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >takes out tiny whistle
    >OI *PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*
    >STOP
    >you got a loicinse to be on Wallywarf brinbongle street past 9 on a Saturday, mate?
    How do you respond without sounding impolite?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just be openly israeli, he'll be fired for restricting my movements in any way

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knife attacks are honestly scarier than gun attacks. You probably have a better chance of disarming a gunman without getting hurt (if he gets too close to you) than you do of disarming someone with a knife.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing that paki knife attacks are happening daily all over western europe then! Oh wait…

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          today I learned pakis are white

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry sir you are just going to have to get stabbed for a few more minutes while we wait for the one police officer in this district who is taser certified

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry sir you are just going to have to get stabbed for a few more minutes while we wait for the one police officer in this district who is taser certified

      [...]
      Knife attacks are honestly scarier than gun attacks. You probably have a better chance of disarming a gunman without getting hurt (if he gets too close to you) than you do of disarming someone with a knife.

      that isn't a police officer, that is a community support officer, they don't have any equipment and they can't make arrests

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with the cucked kingdom? Where did it all go so wrong?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          labour party geting elected in the 90s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white robber
      they made liveleak woke

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Liveleak has fallen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember the bloke holding the knoif is the biggest wiener in the village. He mad getting pussy now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >robbery at convenience store
      >police respond with zero weapons
      >minutes later...
      >hmmm...maybe I should go back to my car and get my taser
      fricking idiots

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The mostly asian gangs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pakistan/India is in Asia, UK isn't plagued by Africans like USA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bongs are unable to distinguish between Muhammed and Chang
          Idek what to make of this but I know it's funny.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They may accidentally use them to stop a pakistani from raping and stabbing a white woman, which would be racist.

      >PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI
      Americans are utterly obsessed with brown wiener.
      No wonder cuckoldry is so popular over there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      British girls start slagging out when they reach secondary school anyway so at age 11, still remember all the skets rolling up their skirts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something I never understood about this case was that the earliest reports of grooming happened around 2003. The same year Iraq was invaded and the war on terror was raging.

      You’d think there’d be some anti Muslim sentiment around the uk, that could’ve potentially saved these girls from being exploited but there wasn’t any.

      It’s like one of the few cases I can think of where being prejudiced might have actually saved someone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was no exploitation, just bunch of slags getting railed for drugs by them lot. It literally happens all the time, just different gangs and cultures

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick of back to Pakistan Ahmed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just a bunch of 11-13 year olds being picked up by paki taxi drivers from school, then plied with drugs, kidnapped, prostituted out til they were 16 then killed and turned into kebab meat to sell back to their parents
          every last paki on earth being dead is the only decent thing to look forward to

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You’d think there’d be some anti Muslim sentiment around the uk, that could’ve potentially saved these girls from being exploited but there wasn’t any.
        Anon there was but the state cracked down on vigilantism *hard* after the Oldham riots. Just look at how they still treat Tommy Robinson as an enemy of the state and realise anyone organising actual vigilante gangs would be shut down even harder.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the police, local councilors, child protection services and politicians were all found to have been customers of the paki's child prostitution services.
        it isn't surprising in the slightest that they weren't arrested by one of their biggest customers.
        people are oblivious, and the media/news is completely controlled, yet they'll harp on about how bad it was in medieval times.
        >oohh prima nocta, the lord could frick your wife before you ooohh
        now the lowest of the low can frick your child and you can't do anything about it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oohh prima nocta, the lord could frick your wife before you ooohh
          That never even really happened, it was "enlightenment"-era propaganda, like most sentiment against the middle ages. Due to all the religious feast days and crops not needing to be tended every single day of the year, medieval peasants unironically worked less than the modern wagie. The work might have been physically hard, but it kept them in good shape and they had the solace of believing a loving God would keep a place for them in heaven if they fulfilled their station in this earthly life. Now everyone are nihilistic doomers who have only oblivion to look forward to after their laboring years have been spent.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've also got a hunch people weren't all afraid of going to Hell, especially since Christ simply says they won't if they believe in him, period. It's more likely the idea was they all belonged in God's grace because they were a Christian community and they accepted Christ's salvation. Some amount of hell fearmongering is slander to dissolve the assurance basic community Christianity offered

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah it was an example of what the morons repeat without the slightest thought.
            i doubt it was idyllic, and as you said people worked hard, had less sure lives because of seasons/weather, but generally they were more able to be humans.
            a lot of nonsense is said of the past as if it were a terrible time. either it is a perpetual cope to claim the modern times are superior, or it's told to people and they believe and repeat it so there's no uprising.
            tax was a 10% cut of your crops of the year, beats 50% of your earnings being skimmed off before you see them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You’d think there’d be some anti Muslim sentiment around the uk
        This was NEVER ever the case in mainstream western culture. Even right after 9/11, Bush was saying "not all muslims" and this narrative zoomers hear that there was this wave of insane levels of hate against muslims is yet another left wing lie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brits hate Asians or love Muslims
      can't think of any other reason they would call every Mohammed and Pakistani "Asian"

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And your OTHER tv licence!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't the british police allowed to carry firearms, let alone tasers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too effective in stopping violent criminals and terrorists.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously, are they supposed to ask the criminals to stop being violent / running away?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They may accidentally use them to stop a pakistani from raping and stabbing a white woman, which would be racist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Criminals are a protected class in britain and most of western europe, you can’t have the cops running around with weapons which could actually stop crimes or hurt/kill criminals! That’s insane!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most of western europe
        no that's only britain

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They worship criminals aka sand Black folk in scandinavia, france, germany and most other liberal western failed states

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah you mean basic human rights? I thought you were talking about police carrying guns

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The human right to be a criminal piece of shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        police are 9/10 corrupt and criminally minded themselves. they're low iq bullies and cowards.
        criminals deserve death but the police are a pack of c**ts.
        used to see them crossing the road to avoid gangs of teenagers, but they'd rush to stop me for walking.
        i was stopped 20+ times and was just waiting for it to happen whenever I went out and saw a police car. once they even threatened to pin a crime on me and my mate when we were out unless we left the area. they said it openly.
        after a few years of that is when I grew sick of the police.
        they accused me of:
        burglary, rape, assault, vandalism - all while I was either simply walking/cycling or existing. keep in mind I was a well brought up English lad and never involved in anything.
        they're demented.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird I've always found the police ok, even when I got arrested once they were friendly to me once they realised I wasn't a typical nightclub degenerate.
          I'm in Surrey though, maybe you're from the grim norf or something.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe I just had poor luck, but it happened every other week for years. we were usually only 1/2/3 people walking or cycling, doing nothing out of the ordinary.
            was in the south east in a large town.
            when I was attacked in the street out of the blue when I was 18, I went to report it to the police, and they took my statement but just kept saying "are you sure you didn't know him", as in they wouldn't bother looking into it because it must have been my fault.
            just a bunch of c**ts really

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      many do carry tasers but a lot of police forces can't afford them (lol)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because that's racist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are specially trained firearms officers, not giving every moronic cop a gun to put nine warning shots in someone's back is a good thing tbqh.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how about giving every cop enough training to responsible handle a firearm?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they won't even pay for 2 hours of basic jiu jitsu a week.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They might hurt some innocent refugee who was simply stealing purses to collect enough money to feed his 9 starving children if they learn jiu jitsu. It's best if they just learn how to make refugees feel included so that way they won't feel the need to commit crime anymore.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              jiu jitsu (in police departments that use it) reduces officer injuries, civilian injuries and death, offender I injuries and deaths, and improves confidence of a policeman so they don't get scared and shoot people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The US and UK aren't a real dichotomy.
        You can actually have armed police and next to no deaths from police shootings. But it's so complex of a task that only the overwhelming majority of the first world has somehow solved it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There will be a steady increase in police shootings in europe every year following immigration and increasing amounts of violent crimes.

          Behead all leftist politicians.
          Nuke israel.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile - Television & Film

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm revoking your tv loicense

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch British cop shows they get hit by shovels and shit but still truck on they don’t even take the day off. And they do this unarmed because you need special permission to use guns etc. Meanwhile on American cop shows if you misgender a Black person the American coppers will break down in PTSD and will have probable cause to shoot you down (and most likely will) and this is just seen as the quirks of the job you sign up for fighting racism you bigoted chud and the only way to fight fire is with more fire because arson experts agree with this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought cops shouldn't have guns. they should be forced to fight c**ts hand to hand.
      they can have swat teams for cartels and crazy shooters, but patrolmen just get batons and handcuffs. also pay them 250k a year.
      I guarantee in 20 years you'll have the toughest and most (surviving) badass police that they won't even need guns. people will respect and follow them like the leaders they're supposed to be, not cowardly homosexuals that shoot an unarmed kid 13 times.

      I can’t wait for you homosexuals to get stoned under sharia law

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be a white man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already a LEO so it's likely I'll just shoot anybody who comes at me with a rock. gg moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hate to break it to you but arabs are the gaygiest race on earth. The more they flood Western countries the more chances they’ll frick around and find out getting their shit kicked in. I’m not even that big a guy and I’ve done things like throw a homosexual muslim from his barstool after he accidentally hit a girl with his lit cigarette and he was mad as frick at me but couldn’t and wouldn’t do shit. You goat frickers come at us in places other than the Middle East and you’ll regret it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Within the next 100 years the goat frickers will outnumber you timmy. They don’t have to do shit because your democracy will be how they get you. By legally voting for their own candidates who will pass their own laws and regulations and there will be nothing you can do about it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Within the next 100 years
            London is already West Mumbai

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought cops shouldn't have guns. they should be forced to fight c**ts hand to hand.
    they can have swat teams for cartels and crazy shooters, but patrolmen just get batons and handcuffs. also pay them 250k a year.
    I guarantee in 20 years you'll have the toughest and most (surviving) badass police that they won't even need guns. people will respect and follow them like the leaders they're supposed to be, not cowardly homosexuals that shoot an unarmed kid 13 times.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you watch British cop shows they get hit by shovels and shit but still truck on they don’t even take the day off. And they do this unarmed because you need special permission to use guns etc. Meanwhile on American cop shows if you misgender a Black person the American coppers will break down in PTSD and will have probable cause to shoot you down (and most likely will) and this is just seen as the quirks of the job you sign up for fighting racism you bigoted chud and the only way to fight fire is with more fire because arson experts agree with this.

      To be fair, I consider American criminals far more dangerous than the average UK thug.

      It makes sense why you’d need an armed police force Mainly because of how easy it is access firearms in the states.

      If I knew every person I was about to approach could be potentially carrying a burner, I’d be wrecked with stress.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone has that photo of the british cop surrounded by the brown horde with a dejected face?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's hilarious how much mental illness this little fella can attract.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We haven’t even reached a quarter of the mental illness of an average leftist yet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is the leftist in the room with you now?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I live alone

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is Sherlock?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sees elderly man hurrying home to shit on ye olde clogger*
    *blows whistle* PIiiiiuUUuuuuuuuuu
    OY! NO LEGGIN IT IN THE QUEENS PROMENADE WIFFOUT A LOISENS
    *swirls hollow plastic baton*
    OY!! WHERES YER LEGGIN LOISENSE!!
    *krshhht* THIS IS NOIGEL WITH THE QUEENS COPPERS WE 'AVE A ROINNER! REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACKUP
    *horsedrawn cart shows up 1 hour later*
    OY IT'S NEARLY BEEN 1 BEN YOU DONKEYS!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *gets fined for illegal leg stretching outside Rowling's mansion*

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOD FOCKIN BLESS DA KING

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walks away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats just funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And she really runs with her arms out like that, huh

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paki paki

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet it's much nicer to be a citizen and police officer in the UK, without regular officers or the vast majority of criminals carrying guns. Funny that, isn't it? Lower injury and death all around.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. As much as these bong cop videos are laughable, its much better to have a police force that are so paranoid about being shot that they will blast the frick out of anyone who makes the wrong move, even kids.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *much better NOT to have a paranoid police force

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      London has easily 5x the violent crime of my home town, so no thanks.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WANNA BE A BIG MAN IN A SMALL TOWN? FRICK OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE THEN

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which is worse, Britbong cops who aren't armed but will arrest you for posting mean things online, or American cops who will ventilate you for moving when they didn't say "Simon says"?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's unironically based to only have a club they've been using for hundreds of years

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cops here can't shoot you like they can in the states, but they're more than happy to pepper spray you.

    t. Been sprayed twice by cops.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bong cop shows can be pretty good sometimes like this one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cracker is the best bong cop show

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maiden_Tribute_of_Modern_Babylon
    Why do the English love child rape so much?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has to do with moralizing to everyone else.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did the author consciously tried to depict the rapists as Indians/Pakistanis ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, someone else made it accurate only recently, it's been in circulation for a while and they were all uncoloured originally

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