>I haven't had sex in 4 months, I should get a medal for that!

>I haven't had sex in 4 months, I should get a medal for that!

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the difference being anons are fat and ugly and poor while he's a tall attractive guy who is a professor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek is that really considered attractive in america

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite
      >attractive
      sup rabbi

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it really as easy to have sex in the late 90s/early 2000s as all these sitcoms make it seem?

    t. Zoomer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. Social media fucked up the competition for most average/below average dudes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was it really as easy to have sex in the late 90s/early 2000s as all these sitcoms make it seem?

        t. Zoomer

        Nowdays is easier

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s easier if you also will drop your standards. In a hypothetical imaginary distribution of the top 10% of attractive guys, they’re probably getting all the top 50% of women through stuff like tinder. Then the next 25% guys maybe get the next 40% of women. And bar and club life is dead, covid killed it and it’s just never come back the same way. If this was the 90’s you’d get more on a 1:1 trade. 8’s would get 8’s, but really 6’s for women can demand 9 for guys since too many guys are non choosy. I’m just making this all up while I take a shit, I don’t really believe any of it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats all true but much worse than you say. its more like 20% of men fuck 80% of women, then the rest of the men fight over scraps

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >20% men have 80% women
              Numerically, your statement is insane. If that's true, then they fuck a different woman like each day...
              Something sounds pretty weird about it.

              People are taking these (real, I won't dispute) Tinder statistics that are for Tinder and Tinder alone, and imagining that that's what also happens outside of it, but I don't think that how IRL works.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Something sounds pretty weird about it.

                What you're feeling is cognitive dissonance anon. You just can't believe that the top 20% men are shagging the top 80% of women.

                It's your brain saying that you're not part of those 20% of men and it doesn't like it. I'm not trying to degrade you here, genuine answer.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Legitimately obese and unfortunate looking girls don't make it to the top tier often so they bag some 6 or 7/10 redditor, which is about half of girls now. There's no reason to settle for less than a 9 if they weigh less than 200 pounds though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was it really as easy to have sex in the late 90s/early 2000s as all these sitcoms make it seem?
      A lot easier. Very hard to catch someone's eye out and about when they're constantly staring at their phone.

      Remember when trannies were based? Pepperidge farms remembers 🙁

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The internet didn’t exist/wasn’t popular so people didn’t waste 8 hours a day doing nothing (as much)
      Going to the bar was the thing to do. If you went home and fucked some strange, all the better.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot easier. Doing anything on the weekends involved getting together in person and it was a lot easier to meet cuties (people were hotter then, too as opposed to everyone being fat and brown now). We also had the chance to feel 'bored' and you'd have to get out of the house to do anything. Now everyone just sits at home and if you do go outside, everyone is staring at their phones and it's harder to notice your surroundings or make eye contact with anyone. I never thought I'd be reminiscing about the 90s/2000s as "the good ol' days" but here I am, I truly miss it. Comfy times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's easier now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally have sex on a weekly basis, I've been with 5 girls this year

      Literally just go outside my man

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        life already sucks being an ugly dude, why do yuu handsome men have to make shit harder for us

        Why does the internet not shame chad, he who sleeps with 5 different women a month, while the rest of us fight for scraps and cast the blame on women, when in reality the problem is YOU

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hahahahahaha bro literally have sex and stop being a loser hahahaha

          Go to the gym
          Stop being a bitch
          You control your own fate. Not chad, not women, YOU

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            witness the seething, triggered replies, completely unable to accept the truth everyone knows

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s way, way easier now.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to have sex with my gf

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    going on 5 mos here

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    in 2023, you can fuck a depraved, daddy-deprived, borderline psychotic woman within a day of matching on a dating app. she will be crazy, but pussy is pussy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're physically attractive, which 98% of Cinemaphile is not

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My only matches are bots or women who never reply (probably using the app for an ego boost)

        how unattractive are you? the right photos (no selfies) and a unique bio without stock phrases typically yield at least a few matches a day. I'm by no means hyper attractive. it's more about curating your profile to generate the most matches. remember anons, most women think like children.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those random sparks going off organically, finding real life connections with people. That's what people miss.
          Yes, you can meet some random internet slag for meaningless sex faster than ever, but that's nowhere near the same thing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have photos of me with friends on a road trip and at social gatherings. I'm maybe a 4/10, not fat. I have swiped on everyone in a 20 mile radius below the age of 50. Bots and women that never reply (No I'm not just saying "hey", I'll comment on something in their photos if they have anything interesting, otherwise I'll just bring up whatever bullshit is trending on twitter.)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apps are legit a terrible way to meet people if you're not photogenic or socially adept. They're exclusively made for people that compulsively post their lives on social media.
            If that's not you then don't do it.
            Join a gym, hobby, social club, etc. Instead.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can’t hit on women at the gym, good way to get banned for life and/or filmed and have your life ruined.

              Hobbies and social clubs are almost all dudes, the few women are inevitably taken.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My only matches are bots or women who never reply (probably using the app for an ego boost)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having used tinder and bumble with no success for 3 months I can confidently say that you are full of shit.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me in 4 years.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am afraid of intimacy

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it was 2019

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone can get laid if they lower their standards enough. I just don't think it's worth it to bang some 2/10 slam pig. It would literally be worse in every way than jerking off to porn. Traumatizing even.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truecels can’t get laid. All women, even the least attractive ones, have plenty of better options (those women may be standardscel volcels which are the only type of femcel). Truecels could maybe get a tranny but that’s a man.

      However, it is true that a lot of incels believe they’re truecels when they aren’t actually.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I had sex was January 2022 with an asian hooker.
    She didn't want to kiss me on the lips, fucked her in missionary for a while.
    I asked her to wrap her thighs around me while we fucked, and that felt pretty good.
    Couldn't cum with the condom on so I pulled it off and asked her to stroke me while I cuddled her.
    After 15 or so minutes of that I got her to go on her knees while I busted a phat load in her mouth. She spat it out in the sink. Then we chatted for a bit, and then I left.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She didn't want to kiss me on the lips
      Damn, I would've left.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah its probably smarter to not kiss prozzies, could get mouth warts

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I had sex was January 2022, I'm an unsuccessful asian hooker.
    He wanted to kiss me on the lips which was odd no one usually does this, then he fucked me in missionary position like I was his wife.
    Then he asked me to wrap my legs around him while we fucked, I did it but it hurt like hell because I had pulled my hamstring that morning.
    He couldn't cum with the condom on but I demanded he keep it on so he asked me to jack him off while he touched my hair and said something about how asians are closely related to hedgehogs.
    After 25 fucking minutes of that he forced me on my knees which killed me since my legs were still hurting from earlier, then he pissed in my mouth. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could to spit it out. Then we chatted for a bit about the difference between piss and cum.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck comes up with copypasta like that?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when you're at 12 years. I haven't had sex since July, 2011.

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