>i haven't had sex in six months

>i haven't had sex in six months

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Such bullshit lmao, a girl who looks like Penny would literally just have to walk outside to get railed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a beat 4/10 at best, but obviously a 10/10 in muttlandia. But yeah, even then you statement is still valid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        PhD in thot patrolling

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did you realise Sheldon won
        >Penny, megaroastie town bike with 300 metres of dick on record
        >Bernadette, heartless roastie coal burner
        Meanwhile
        >Amy, virgin trad autismo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather she looks like Penny but if there's more evidence of Amy being the preferable wife she worships the ground Sheldon works on whereas the other two absolutely bully the shit out of their husbands and control every aspect of their life.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah I saw a porn with this Librarian looking girl and she milked wiener great breasts as well it's a favorite for me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do we hate this show again?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          For no reason.

          Sheldon asks a black hr woman if she's on her period because she's being cranky, gifts her a roots boxset and then asks if she's really black when she doesn't like it, and then tries to give her a ghetto hand greeting

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bazinga episode maybe. And calling Ubuntu his favorite linux based operating system. But besides those Sheldon is still a zazed autist. Leonard however makes the show almost unwatchable

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amy's character becomes a normal person throughout a few seasons and leaves this persona behind. She was actually entertaining in the beginning.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Visual representation of what 31 men before you looks like.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For no reason.

        Sheldon asks a black hr woman if she's on her period because she's being cranky, gifts her a roots boxset and then asks if she's really black when she doesn't like it, and then tries to give her a ghetto hand greeting

        Sheldon also called Leonard a basedboy before the term even existed. He's always been a based autist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess there are normies on Cinemaphile if they watch this shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile has been a normalgay site for like a decade now.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know if many people realise but one of the biggest contributors to normalgays flooding this website is the World Cup, so many new posters manage to find the site during it and then stay on Cinemaphile, I'm sure a lot of them moved to other boards too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >31 is high

        well shit, I'm a bawd too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >31 was a high body count back in 2010
        grim

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Propably quadrupled since then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Summing the men leaving and the times she slept over which couldve been the same men
        What's his PhD again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That face is ghastly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lol how can women struggle to have sex just go frick a random guy off the street
      >wtf all women are prostitutes that fricked 500 guys!!!!
      pick one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        These beliefs don't conflict

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do, moron. You can't mock a woman for saying she hasn't had sex for a long time and also say they're all prostitutes that just frick a different men each week. Dumb monkey

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't mock a woman for saying she hasn't had sex for a long time
            It's not mocking her, it's pointing out she's clearly lying

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              have you ever considered the fact you only interact with low value women with no self respect? or it's more likely you don't interact with women at all and only see internet prostitutes to judge women on

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                any woman with "self respect" either turns into a bulldyke feminist or a "i want a high value man" escort in dubai giving blowjobs to andrew tate.
                the only women remaining to talk to are the types you're referencing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All women are either prostitutes or lesbians that won't sleep with me
                Lmao do incels really?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They dont. One we think they can, second we don't think they should.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they only let gigachad enjoy life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but not necessarily with a man they would like

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, when you measure the time in years get back to me.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    try 33 years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try 33 years
      Why do morons always use their exact age when complaining about how long they've been a virgin as if you would have been willfully having sex before you were a teenager

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she has really poor hygiene

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penny.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, go longer and go far.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's a beat 4/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Compared to women in Ecuador she is garbage, mate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Compared to my 5' brown hairy monkey women she is garbage essee

        Why do we let thirdies post on the internet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beat

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm beating my meat too

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 years

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think women go longer than 2 days without sex after they turn 14

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >35 years without a footjob
    Imagine what that does to a man..

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    been a bit over 10 years for me, jerking off once in a while is enough

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh frick off. i havent had sex in almost 8 months and it sucks, but it's not the end of the world

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but it's not the end of the world
      no one said it was

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no idea of how sex feels like, and at this point it would probably hurt me more the knoledge of it than the ignorance of it.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 years here. Older now so not much of a problem, hardly even wank anymore either. Don't miss the aggro and not bitter as I fricked a lot in 20's and 30's. Also kinda ruined myself in late 30's by going to 10/10 prossies every week for a few years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that photo is so heavily edited it might as well be "AI" created, 10/10 my ass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't afford anything more than a dumpster hoe

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm proud of paying for prostitutes and brag about it on Cinemaphile in my 30s
          Hilarious that you got offended by that comment

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're very boring anon

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're seething and trying to come off as unfazed, pathetic for a 36 year old to act like this

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he's actually in his 40s which makes it even more depressing.

                It's sad what no sex does to young men. All that pent up fury and anger and only got an anonomyous bangladeshi kite testing forum to express it, and an against an old cad like me of all things.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                This really all you could think of? No wisdom in your old age yet? Sad!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he's actually in his 40s which makes it even more depressing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agree, minus the hookers but whatever floats your boat. There is a huge silver lining to getting older in this, its weird nobody tells you. I suppose because nobody profiting from keeping slaves wants them to know liberation will one day come.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a virgin not having sex wasn't an issue, but once I lost it even 3 weeks without sex seemed a lot

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