>I jerk off at least twice a day

>I jerk off at least twice a day
was that supposed to be impressive? that's borderline impotence

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's desensitizing it and going to end up with death grip syndrome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is death grip reversible?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you have to not jerk it for like a month to get the nerves back. and to make the thick callus on your thumb soften.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, get one of those fleshlite wiener sleeves and hump it instead of using your hands. Your wiener should be doing the work not your hand.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had a soft erection for years and now I've done my first lent ever, no fap etc. broke it after almost two weeks but my erection was perfectly normal, hard like in youth so I guess yeah a lot of things are reversible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is death grip syndrome?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think it means, just from the words?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's when circumcized men can't jack off because they destroyed their dick's sensitivity by squeezing it into oblivion in an effort to try and get some semblance of pleasure out of their mutilated wiener

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to sniff meth alot back in the day and started death gripping to my irregular heartbeat and even 6 months after quitting masturbation is really boring now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the problem in your boredom lies with the meth rather than masturbation.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in my late 30s and am a once a day man but could still easily go 5+ times a day if I didn't restrain myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im 36. I workout and wakeup horny and jerk off sometimes 2x a day. even after sex I jerk off.

      I HAVE to cum

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many times are supposed to jerk off?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least 4 times a day so you don't get cancer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've stopped fapping and I've started to save so much more time in my day. Before I would goon 3-4 hours daily and not have time for anything outside of work.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I goon at least 12 hours a day

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk 1-2 times a day and feel like a godless degenerate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that might be true, since testosterone makes you overconfident.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i jerk off only on weekends

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerking off more is not a sign of virility. Having sex is a sign of virility.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex isn't supposed to be a sign of anything beside sexuality.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have sex
    >no desire to jerk off for 2 days

    >jerk off
    >no desire to jerk off for 2 hours
    Why is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jerking off is a workout for the hand
      Sex is workout for the entire body so it is more gratifying
      >t. virgin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex is an exhausting hassle for little pay off and jerking off is endlessly rewarding and simplistic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sex is an exhausting hassle
        You're fat and out of shape. I bet you can't even climb 2 flights.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinks anyone couldn't do 2 flights
          What is that, like 24 oz of beer at most? Grow some balls son

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because with option 1 your mind is actually satisfied while with the 2nd one it is just your body.

      When I was with my gf I had near 0 desire to jerk off, maybe 1 per week. After we broke up Im at 3-4 per day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I've ever been in a relationship I've still fapped even though I'm having sex, I just fap less though when I lived with one girlfriend I virtually stopped fapping but it was simply because I just never had privacy. Had there been more times when I was alone during that relationship I probably would've fapped.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fap in the shower.

          honestly I think its bad. I already CAME. I'd imagine if I fapped less in the shower I'd frick her more at night. but shes tired at night....

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How often are you having sex with her? If she's holding out it might be why.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              legit once every 2 months. we work from home. around each other all day. she gets tired at night.
              I think its more of the idea of getting married then we'd have more sex?

              moving in together our sex life just came do a slight end. we both love each other. have a strong future. she just doesn't SEEM that interested at night. I thought perhaps it was the pill she was on was crushing her appetite for sex

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you tried raping her?
                I mean, not in a bad way, just...
                Have you tried?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's you answer then. If you're only having sex once every 2 months then yeah its no wonder you're fapping in the shower.
                It's your life and you obviously know it and your gf better than me so do whatever you think is best, but for me that'd be a massive deal breaker. I'd let her clearly know I want sex with her much, much more often. I couldn't fathom being in a romantic, loving relationship and the women I with not wanting to have sex, that to me is the antithesis of love, romance etc..

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you live with ur gf?

                Man I really don’t miss having the fights over no pussy all the time. She’d always say I’ll blow you whenever you want but I wanted pussy and she was always so self conscious. When we did frick, which went from 5x a week to 1x over the course of the relationship it’s be 2-3 hour frick sessions we’d both pass out from. Meanwhile 5 years down the line she didn’t hesitate to frick someone else the moment I was at work doing OT constantly. Fat prostitute.

                did you move in with ur gf?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man I really don’t miss having the fights over no pussy all the time. She’d always say I’ll blow you whenever you want but I wanted pussy and she was always so self conscious. When we did frick, which went from 5x a week to 1x over the course of the relationship it’s be 2-3 hour frick sessions we’d both pass out from. Meanwhile 5 years down the line she didn’t hesitate to frick someone else the moment I was at work doing OT constantly. Fat prostitute.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly she wasn't sexually attracted to you, you probably got fat and complacent after settling down. You can never stop trying to impress a woman even after you marry, because once she's no longer impressed, she's not gonna wanna frick you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think its more of the idea of getting married then we'd have more sex?
                The oldest cope in the world

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tell her in the day, sleep

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its like how having a spoonful of ice cream will make you crave more ice cream but having a bucket of the stuff will put you off it for a week.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the opposite

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex is emotionally intense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex is a meal, jerking off is a cookie. When you're hungry, you can eat a cookie but you'll still be hungry. And yes, your mind knows the difference between cumming into a tissue and pumping cum into a woman that desperately wants it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My record is 13 a day, I think. It was bleeding by the end of it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jerking off
    >stop for 5 seconds to change the video/position/whatever
    >dick immediately goes soft
    Did i kill my dick? I've been jerking it since i was 11

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How old are you?
      How fat are you?
      How active are you?
      How depressed are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try a wiener ring. They're not just an old man thing. Busting in it feels awesome.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a gay man thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't watching something that "gets you off" because you possibly repress you degenerate kinks...

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do u have sex?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usasexguide.nl

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forget i even can get erections and orgasms sometimes
    my testosterone must be vanishing. this can't be normal.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only line o remeber from the film

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rookie numbers is a pretty memorable phrase. I've seen it memed on countless sites. It's differently in the average person's meme lexicon.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A+ Movie star shows up only for a couple minutes
    >then never re-appears

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well it is when he's also probably fricking 3-5 hookers that day as well

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is it's one thing to prime yourself to chase an orgasm that it becomes habitual, but it can easily become a stress reliever to the point you will feel inclined to cum just from feeling anxious, and confuse horniness with avoiding stress. Make sure to keep this mind and find some other healthy stress reliefs so it doesn't get out of hand.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was gooning not a thing back then?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think about reducing it to once a month.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woke up 2 hours ago and already jerked off 4 times, bros... I'm so fricking pathetic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, bro. Even when I would go on all day hungover fapping binges I'd still keep it to around once an hour. Twice an hour is extremely excessive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm always horny all the fricking time... If I was rich I would pay for escorts daily.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    amazing how masturbation has always been countercultural

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely can fap more than once a day anymore. SSRIs, getting fat, and work related stress fricked me up big time. I assume as you get older and the poor choices you make start compounding it gets even worse.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't jerk off, except about 5 hours after sex with my wife, where I become insatiably horny and have to cum another two times watching gay porn or at least hetero anal sex, often having to finger my prostate or plug my ass.

    Maybe I'm gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same, I have constant sex with my wife but my fetish are rimjobs and since trannies are the ones that does that shit I can't stop watching their videos.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he does it thinking about money, and at his age, you'd be lucky if you jerk off twice a week

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m week 3 of nofap and I feel better than ever! Yesterday I punched a hole in my wall on the very first try.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job!

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only jerk off due to wanting to cleanse my system of my hatred of women. I want to see them degraded. Interracial, lesbian, BDSM. It's not even the fetish or the sex. It's getting off on their humilation and that they were once held warmly by their parents and juxtapositioning that thought/image with them being fricked/degraded/ruined forever. A life wasted. What would've been a loving wife and daughter turned into a human toilet. It's truly beautiful and macabre. I edge for 30 minutes and then the ejaculation is beautifully orgasmic. I love it. I love seeing them suffer. Anyways, kinos for this feel??????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serial killer origin story

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a fairly normal guy but my experiences with women have been nothing but utter disasters/tragedies which have morphed this strange part of me that I can only get rid of with jerking off.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just had three days off in a row and I fapped twice the first day, thrice the next day and then didn't care to go for more until the end of the last day.
    So that's six times in three days. I did also frick my onahole 4 times each day but I don't consider that """masturbation""" per se

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. I feel like if I tried jerking off more than twice a day i'd be shooting either water or blood

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you jerk off and give yourself "death grip" syndrome, won't that mean you'll last a lot longer when you have sex with an actual woman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      means you can't cum from sex, you can only cum from pulling your pud rigorously with your hand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, because not even the tightest puerile virgin on earth can match the tightness of your hand. remember, veganas were made to deliver babies, so they always end up stretching a bit.
      also, your hand can go as fast as you want and you don't need to worry about hurting it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        means you can't cum from sex, you can only cum from pulling your pud rigorously with your hand.

        but if I go cold turkey nofap and don't touch my dick for a month then won't I cum within a millisecond of my dick entering a vegana?

        is the only cure for coomers to do nofap, get an actual gf, and then slowly get adjusted to pussy instead of your hand?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like a year, you won't be sensitive to a vegana until you retrain your brain and dick for that sensation.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought that I would cum instantly like I do when jerking off but when I had sex for the first time and after I kept going for hours, it was easy to control and took fricking like a beast to end up cumming. I got more tired than excited lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason you will last longer is because you can't cum at all. When I frick my wife I can't cum and start going soft and tired. So we take a break like 20-30 minutes until I feel horny again and then when we frick I can usually cum

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i stopped jerking off obsessively when i realized that simply watching porn in a dimly lit room and tugging my small pud was as far as i was ever going to get sexually. my libido never recovered ever since that day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Porn is so boring I can barely force myself to jerk off once every 3 days

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >23
    >can't get hard anymore

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a gf is the real deal

    i didnt have sex or even a kiss
    but groping or flirting with a girl boosts your well being like no other
    yall virgins just wont understand
    as a 15+ years of neet ive been there
    i know what i am talking about
    just simple dialog with a girl who is attracted to you does things to your mood
    it can even cure depression somewhat
    but it is a double edged sword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dis guy just got laid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, this anon knows what he's talking about

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You coomers. I jerk off maybe once a week.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    talking to a girl (who also likes you) is better than fapping precisely put

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jerk off
    >suicidal thoughts are back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stop jerking off
      >night terrors return back after a decade
      >intrusive thoughts all of suddenly

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never realized my gay porn addiction might be considered “impressive” if other people knew about it

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw once / week

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of you are addicted to porn

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