I just hate sex scenes in movies

Why do they put it in every movie? I'm watching the movie because I'm interested in the story and action. I don't want to watch a 5 minute long softcore porn scene.
If I want to watch porn, I'm gonna watch porn, not a movie where you can't even see any boobs.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex scenes are boring, gratuitous nudity however is awesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I could get behind that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah I could get behind that.
        I'd rather get in front of that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gratuitous nudity
      staring at a woman's flabby butt and never anything else. even worse than sex scenes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with sex scenes if they actually show her breasts and ass, maybe some nice bush.
      But if it's just the stupid pg-13 choregraphed dance of never showing any fun bits because
      >now some hairs in the way - now his knee's in the way -they flipped over -now her knee is in the way - fin
      that shit isn't hot or fun to watch, just get back to the plot already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Society and Film industry agrees with you though

      Nobody wants them anymore.

      >Why do they put it in every movie
      they don't, thankfully
      sex scenes ruin every movie they're in, except porn.

      good

      >Zoomers are mentally ill and pornsick.
      No, you are.
      I don't want to see sexual stuff in every single media I consume.

      >I just hate sex scenes in movies
      Gigachad moment. I hate sex scenes in movies too, sex scenes belong only in porn and in non-porn films where sex is integral to the plot. And if we're being honest, sex is not integral to the plot of most non-porn films. Frick gratuitous sex scenes.

      It just reminds you that you never have sex, that's why you hate them, it triggers you. In reality these scenes are just like all the others, there's nothing wrong with them, they set the mood and some sort of bond between the characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literal arguing with holes logic on display here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God i need a gf

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Society and Film industry agrees with you though

    Nobody wants them anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally something is getting better with time in this world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because american and canadian zoomers are borderline puritanical in relation to sex. They genuinely believe a 27 year old man with a 20 year old woman is grooming. Growing up in the metoo era instilled a permanent fear of sex in many young people. Young women because they were told over and over again that they would get raped in college, strangely always by women who couldn't even get laid the normal way, and young boys saw their male peers humiliated over and over again with false accusations, because some guy told a woman he didn't want to date her after they'd had sex. Also women don't want to frick anyone but chad, so they mostly just use vibrators and don't have sex that way too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >young boys saw their male peers humiliated over and over again with false accusations,
        No they didn't, you moron. You're just as hysterical as the women who think they're all going to be raped.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I knew multiple people in school who were falsely accused and had their reputations tarnished simply because they decided to break up with a girl, or stop having sex with them.

          You're acting like this is a bad thing

          I am sure people stopping what they've been doing since the inception of humanity won't lead to any negative consequences, like mass immigration, an epidemic of loneliness, collapsing birthrates, and something like 1/3 of all women on some form of antidepressant. Oh wait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're acting like this is a bad thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They genuinely believe a 27 year old man with a 20 year old woman is grooming
        to be fair, every moderately attractive zoomette has had middle-aged men trying to contact them on social media every day of their lives since mid teens. It probably gets annoying after a while.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does that have to do with what I originally said? I was referring to two consenting adults being in a relationship, something that was said over and over again in relation to gay rights, and a bunch of third party losers trying to break that couple apart and shame them. That's totally different than some boomer trying to groom a teenaged girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What does that have to do with what I originally said?
            it's why they're hypersensitive to age gaps, compared to previous generations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do they put it in every movie
      they don't, thankfully
      sex scenes ruin every movie they're in, except porn.

      good

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of them are pretty hot, like blue is the warmest colour, or chloe. But in recent years they all have to feature a black man with a white woman because they israelites are trying to genocide whites, so it's hard for me to get past that. But all that means is I've stopped watching movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can be cool, to show the character's personality and stuff like that. But when the main characters are kissing and humping each other is just embarrassing to watch.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this one was pretty good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      naw, i don't want to see real actors doing this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Either show me the action, or don't tease it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you exclude such a basic part of the human experience?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why would you exclude such a basic part of the human experience?
      What an obtuse remark. By that logic, people shitting in a toilet should be shown in films too because it's also a basic part of the human experience.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People don't remember shitting in a toilet decades later, they do remember the first time they had really good sex with someone who they were in love with, if such a thing happens in their life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You haven’t had one of those kinds of shits before? Where you feel like you’ve emptied the tank to such a rare and satisfactory level that you remember it fondly? You haven’t lived.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have but I wouldn't put it nearly on the same level as when I first had sex with my wife, or the time I had sex with someone in the bathroom of a store when I was in middle school. A relationship is a lot more than taking a shit but I guess if those are equatable to you that's fine.

            >Blue is the warmest color
            I don't think you're the most reliable witness

            I liked the chemistry between the two actresses, and their romance very much seemed transitory and based around the physical from the beginning, leading to a pervasive sense of doom for said romance throughout the movie. Also yeah it was pretty hot watching them muff dive, wish the director would release the coomer cut.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He hasn't ever had a memorable case of taco shits.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seeing passionate scenes and beautiful women in movies is bad because uhhh... i'd rather jack off to porn!
    Zoomers are mentally ill and pornsick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers are mentally ill and pornsick.
      No, you are.
      I don't want to see sexual stuff in every single media I consume.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing passionate and sensual about two nepobabies grinding on each other on their 20th take with a film crew watching and the poor dude has his wiener taped down because getting an erection in front of the intimacy coordinator is verboten.

      a tasteful full frontal of a beautiful leading female is alright though

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just hate sex scenes in movies
    Gigachad moment. I hate sex scenes in movies too, sex scenes belong only in porn and in non-porn films where sex is integral to the plot. And if we're being honest, sex is not integral to the plot of most non-porn films. Frick gratuitous sex scenes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about a movie like Mr. and Mrs. Smith where it is? Even then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can work if the actors have chemistry, and it's about romance. Blue is the warmest colour and lady chatterly's lover work because they make you feel the sexual tension and lust between the characters, and that's art. The wheels fall off when you add sex scenes and romance into a movie that doesn't need them because the producers felt they had to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's all I'm really saying and that's why this guy (here:

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        It just reminds you that you never have sex, that's why you hate them, it triggers you. In reality these scenes are just like all the others, there's nothing wrong with them, they set the mood and some sort of bond between the characters

        ) is objectively wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >romance
        No, i think sex scenes can work in multiple ways. One recent example i can think of is that new Michael Mann movie Ferrari. There's a scene where he and his wife frick very hard in the kitchen, it's a good scene because it shows that while they are not in love with each other anymore (the opposite, in fact), they still have some sort of mutual dependency and that makes sense in context

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he and his wife frick very hard in the kitchen, it's a good scene because it shows that while they are not in love with each other anymore (the opposite, in fact)
          agreed and that's a good example of a good sex scene, because it's based around a feeling that a lot of people have had in their lives, and not just shoehorned in for the sake of it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            impressive. Very nice.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a movie and felt like I would like to see them frick
    Am I just weird? Am I just unable to connect with characters?
    Because I just am not interested in seeing them have sex
    Even in the most literally me movie Blade Runner 2049
    Could have done without the weird sex thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever seen a full on romance movie? In 2049 I always felt (and it's been a while since I've seen the movie) that it's not really trying to be hot or sexy, but rather to showcase the alienation that the main character has with a cold, modern, neoliberal society. I mean he has to literally get a prostitute to project the hologram he loves onto. Deeply unsexy and depressing imo, but that's teh point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His romance with the hologram is real though
        That was part of the movie
        Still didn't want to see them frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it's the same with Her too, but the point isn't
          >here's this universal feeling that people have, lust, sexual tension, romance, the feeling of physically connecting with someone
          it's about deeply lonely men reaching for whatever they can grasp in a cold, increasingly inhuman world. When I say romance movie, I mean like blue is the warmest color, lady chatterly's lover, Y tu mamá también, and even titanic as crappy as I personally believe it is. Have you ever been in love anon? Had a relationship that was very much based around sex and physical touch? Not me trying to put you on the spot just curious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Blue is the warmest color
            I don't think you're the most reliable witness

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Sopranos
    >James Gandolfini sweating and grunting on top of an attractive woman
    >shout "fade to black already" at the screen
    >it keeps going

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many Americans get so bothered by gratuitous sex but not gratuitous violence?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because with gratuitous violence they don't block it with a convenient bedsheet or impenetrable shadows, what's the point of gratuitous sex when you can't see anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. I'm european.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean how much "gratuitous" violence is there?
      It's mostly just fistfights

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna watch porn
    You answered your own question, it is a holdover from times when people didn't have unlimited porn at their fingertips.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're for women

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why sex scenes or nudity trigger zoomers so much. There were just as many millennial virgin coomers in their 20s on this board 10 years ago but you never saw an overreaction like this ever. I swear Tiktok just makes people parrot popular opinions even if they don't actually hold that opinion themselves

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After the #metoo movement, actresses still think they doing it for movie.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess film is not for you then. Humans sometimes have sex, that is likely how you got here. whether it ever improves a movie is up for debate

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