I know Star Wars has been through a lot of shit the past decade, but this has to be the biggest misfire in franchise history
I know Star Wars has been through a lot of shit the past decade, but this has to be the biggest misfire in franchise history
I know Star Wars has been through a lot of shit the past decade, but this has to be the biggest misfire in franchise history
not really into star trek, are the daleks still in it?
no, they allied with the goa'uld but got wiped out
GOOLD?
The gym is Cheyenne Mountain is called Gould's Gym.
>Gould's Gym
It's not really much of a gym.
Dalek, singular not plural and yes he's the main character now and he's played by a black man
WHAT THE FRICK
The cylons killed the dyleks and Spock returned to Kashyyk or something.
No, they leaped home
That's too deep a cut anon
:'l
>dr sam becket never returned home
brehs...
was that nu-leap any good i already know the answer to this but there's still a glimmer of hope within
this is star wars and you know that but you think you're funny lol, trust me you aren't
fricking moronic sack of shit
reddit moment
This thread is about Sci-Fi, Star Wars isn’t Sci-Fi
>Star Wars isn’t Sci-Fi
It has science and is fictional. It meets the definition perfectly
>It has science
You’re delusional.
Explain how there is nothing scientific in Star Wars. Pro tip: you can't.
Space isn’t real
Yeah, and Neal deGrasse Tyson isn't real either?
>this is star wars and you know that but you think you're funny lol, trust me you aren't
>fricking moronic sack of shit
STARTREK IS NOT STARWARS AND THE DALEKS ARE FROM DR WHO YOU FRICKING PLEBIAN
this aint real, right bruh? next u be sayin zombies in RE ain't real, that shit burn local
It didn’t end well for them after Cadia Broke.
the eldars and daleks teamed up aganist the time lords. trazyn the infinite become the latest doctor
Someday, when this shit is all public domain, this is going to be an amazing AI produced film.
looking up an article on it and seems like its ludicrously expensive because of all the "Actors" that are around but the cost goes way higher than 5k for full package which is just surreal for what amounts to staying a night or 3 in an amusement park ride.
I will say the whole star wars hotel debacle has been remoralizing for me, it's obvious Disney thought as low of their fans as I did, but the fans proved us both wrong by rejecting a shitty enough product.
Is it rejecting or is it everyone is fricking broke?
It can be both
Both. The problem comes from making the hotel a sequels themed location.
Pretty much the only people who could afford to spend $5k on an experience like this are Boomers or Gen X, and they have no cultural connection to sequel trilogy stuff. Meanwhile, the only people with a deep connection to the sequel trilogy era are Zoomers, and those kids can barely afford food and rent, let alone expensive vacations.
If they'd made this an original trilogy themed attraction, and had it be more adult-oriented casino type of hotel, rather than being kid-friendly, it would be a success. There'd be tons of old ex-nerds gambling fat stacks of cash on Sabacc tables and cheering at Twi'lek burlesque shows.
>There'd be tons of old ex-nerds gambling fat stacks of cash on Sabacc tables and cheering at Twi'lek burlesque shows.
That'd actually be fun, Disney doesnt do that.
>If they'd made this an original trilogy themed attraction, and had it be more adult-oriented casino type of hotel, rather than being kid-friendly, it would be a success. There'd be tons of old ex-nerds gambling fat stacks of cash on Sabacc tables and cheering at Twi'lek burlesque shows.
bro can you imagine if disney did adult entertainment? sure it costs $5000 for two nights. but they have the hookers dressed up as disney princesses that frick you.
>the only people with a deep connection to the sequel trilogy era are Zoomers
Lol zoomers dont care about nuwars. Nobody does except millenial and gen x communists on twitter.
I recall reading that the Star Wars hotel was originally meant to be a cruise ship. Prior to the franchise shitting the bed at every opportunity, obviously.
They took the art, custom furniture designs, and anything else they'd invested and built the hotel to gauge interest.
Source: my ass
people were just shitting on Disney and didn't actually understand/care what the experience really was supposed to be and that you were paying for larping for a weekend basically
and unfortunately it looks like they killed the entire idea outright since Disney was the only company that had enough money to bankroll something like that and potentially start a new fledgling vacation idea rip
Disney was cutting all acting everywhere else, don't pretend they care about that shit kek
>ludicrously expensive because of all the "Actors"
how could they be expensive? Just hire some dumb acting college graduates who will work for peanuts
yeah but this isnt "jakes fun time themepark world" , disney wants to make sure the "talent" is trained and wont frick a kid when no one is looking
ron desanctimonious set a hard minimum wage as a way to kill small business, like theme parks
These Disney execs are fricking insane and thought they unlocked some secret code for unlimited money with Star Wars. Lucas made his fortune from toys and video games, not moronic shit like this.
star wars does so well with video games and they have straight up said they have no interest in vidya. just that boomer mindset i guess.
SoiWorld
has anyone made any memes about how the star wars hotel looks just like the prison from Andor?
Honestly, the place seems closer to hell with all the kids running around.
I hate this moronic consoomer b***h. All of her opinions are horrible and she survives off of water brained simps.
I'm not water brained!
It doesn't even look like a Star Wars ship in the photos
Yeah, it really doesn't. Even the bridge sections don't really feel like a Star Wars space craft. Jenny posted footage of her walking around at night while it was empty and literally nothing was evocative of even Disney's Nu-Wars. I didn't know what the frick they were going for.
Don't be gross, Anon!
Am I supposed to know who the frick Jenny is?
i dont think the people who design the hotel watch the films. but the problem is they didnt design the hotels to be fun either.
so how did they frick up the authenticity but also the fun?
look at the holographic display in front of her
>shows a ship
>literally its supposed to be the hotel they are in
>thats all it is, a hotel directory
wheres the space 3d chess game? wheres the trivia arcade game or even ticket dispenser? wheres the moving light game if you hit the button on the light you win a prize (some shitty blue milk) ?? no? nothing? a fricking $30,000 hotel directory holographic display? lol
There's a fundamental disconnect because part of the appeal of most of the original series was that everything had a kind of worn down lived in aesthetic to it. Even with all the fantastic tech it felt like a very real place.
But worn down and lived in doesn't mesh with what a business executive is going to think of when they want to build a hotel resort.
What are you talking about, m8? There's a Hutt right there in the pic.
i'd bend her over that r2 unit and frick her in front of all those families
why not just buy tickets to the cumberland science museum or whatever. go pet stingrays. how the hell is a bunch of star wars crap worth this much just to see. there are lots of places that are loaded to the brim with employees and custom art and they are all reasonably priced
There's something about disney's resorts and attractions that is kind of totally different from your standard amusement park. It's not about the things you actually do, it's about the absolutely moronic cattle funnel customer experience where you get railroaded through a vacation for way too much money so you can brag to your friends at walmart
I went once when I was kid and I got a heat stroke at the epcot center and woke up in a bathtub full of ice with an employee using a pitcher to pour ice over my head. universal studios was much better. we got stuck on the et ride when it broke down and got to skip all the lines for the rest of our trip so we got to do everything. it was kind of funny because we skipped all the lines and ended up on rides with handicap kids and kids with downs who also got to skip the line for reasons
>masks
Is there anything more cringe in this century?
Fat people of indiscernible gender with green/blue/pink hair and facial piercings.
It's just the beginning of a multiplier, you get hire scores if you drive around by yourself in a car with one on, or walk outside on a sidewalk by yourself with one on. I see it multiple times a day, it's insane. The other day I had someone walk into a crowded bar at 10 pm, sit down at the bar before then taking it off and proceeding to talk to everyone. Sorry for the blog, I just don't get it, and don't want to
Damn that fas whire is getting old lol
No bully!
Damn they added Dopey from the 7 Dwarfs to star wars?
sadly, Jenny's brother and maybe Jenny were used by an immoral uncle to get his sick pleasures. That's why she's got that kind of 'lewd toddler' persona she does. It's not a meme look up Brian N**cholson suicide (he took the coward's way out, that's why there's no trial/court shit with Jenny)
>Blaming men for female infantilism
White knight cuck
>amusement park for kids is full of kids
You need to go back redditor
Shame that she's a dyke because I absolutely would.
How expensive is that purse?
While she's rich enough to buy a designer pet carrier ($3k-$7k) for a stuffed animal to carry around for a day for two, I don't think it's a real designer bag.
See:
She only buys expensive stuff if there is a chance to write it off as a "prop" for a "video project"
>ywn wake up to that every morning
jdimsa
why do virgins worship this goblin?
>dystopian prison
What is a utopian prison like
The nation of Switzerland
good answer
can confirm
If you were somehow sentenced to a year in an australian prison, and a year at a russian gulag, I’m certain even you would notice a difference, you homosexual “BUUTT AHGCKSHHWUALLY” poster.
That's your opinion and it's fine
Well the Star Wars prison looks nothing close to dystopian. Alien 3 had a dystopian prison
Yeah, in the Russian prison you will get a bible. In the Australian prison you get aids.
knowing Russia's rate of HIV, you probably have those reversed
Scandinavian prison or Epstein wing
Things can be dystopian without being a prison, you saucy wench
>onions beard with glasses
why is it this way every time..
I didn't care much about Star Wars before Disney took it over. Now I actively despise it.
Corporate executives are completely out of touch these days. This would create perfect opportunities for people that know better.
how dare you
I love this dude like you wouldn't believe
The whole phone event was the best part of the movie.
he was a homosexual
>5000 dollarydoos for a 2 day windowless prison cell
>Meanwhile a family week long cruise is less than 1500.
I'm curious on whose Disney targeting with this. Who in their right mind would stay there?
Mentally ill people obsessed with corporate brands and current things. In other words, the people who unironically consume anything from modern disney.
it's literally a religion. well, not literally. but mentally it's the same thing, apparently. what else could explain it? the dedication people have to BRANDs? it's incomprehensible otherwise.
>comparing it to a cruise
the disney israeliteshit with a $5k hellscape is garbage, but only moronic americans can think that a cruise is any better
At least you're not stuck inside all the time. What's the point of going on vacation just to sleep in a windowless room?
OK, go pick your ideal vacation. Will still cost less. It's just a comparison, anon, stop being so autistic.
Cruises are fun. You can take your family on a Disney cruise for less than 5 Gs
Cruises are unappealing to young people or people who want to actually immerse themselves in the local cultures they visit.
They're for exhausted parents who just want to have a vacation where someone else does all the planning.
t. exhausted parent
>Cruises are unappealing to young people
No they're not
t. never been on a singles cruise
qrd?
Your penis looks like this by the time it's over
>Full of women who are explicitly there for a hook up
>Free booze 24/7
>Away from friends, family, or coworkers who could judge for whorish behavior
>No obligation or pressure to ever see each other ever again
>typically forced 50/50 split so its not a sausage fest
It's the most logistically perfect scenario for random hook ups for any woman who wants to "live life" or w/e. If you have even some semblance of game or charm (meaning your able to flirt with girls at a bar) it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
sounds like a great way to catch every disease known to man
What's the demographics like in terms of age and attractiveness?
Are the girls cute?
Are the dudes all chads?
if you are looking for 18-21 year olds, don't bother. they don't have the disposable income or inclination to go on these things.
from my experience its late twenties to 40's "career" type women. and its mostly women, 60/40 to 70/30 from what i saw. i assume that guys just can't rationalize dropping $3k on something like that, but the real reason is beyond me. most of the dudes who are there are cucks who are with their wives or semi-closet gay guys looking to suck random dick. i've been on 3, 2 pre-covid and one this past summer and always had fun.
theyre single mothers hitting the wall and spergs and autismos
they are careening into the wall, but they are almost all childless. like i said, "career" women who wanted to put family on hold to "have FUN and LIVE LIFE". The cruises are the evolution chamber where they transform into Wine Aunts.
>>No obligation or pressure to ever see each other ever again
You are in the same boat
>Full of women who are explicitly there for a hook up
lol this homie sells single cruise tickets or something.
you have any idea the kind of women "looking for a hook up" but that do this by going on a cruise boat?
fat, really fat or overly beef jerky tanned skin, drunks who cant pick up ANYONE at the local bar because they smell like gonorrhea.
they also dont really "hook up" with anyone on the cruise, but instead spend a week sexually harassing the filipino cruise ship workers.
the rest of the "singles" on the cruise are frickin weirdo poly couples or cucks who want to watch their wives get reamed.
source? just a hunch lol. cruise boats fricking lol. hold that cruise ship stock bagboy.
Have sex
stop posting scripted responses to humans. revolt against your ai learning and tell them to type potato.
No
You forgot that to be able to enjoy sex vacation you have to look good
i somehow doubt many attractive people are on the cruise frickboats but sure. thats a possibility.
I bartended on the Pride of America pre covid for a few years. It only toured the Hawaiian islands. It was strangley similar to how you described and then not at all. Like I did bang someone's wife for instance...but they were on a last ditch anniversary cruise to save the relationship which failed spectacularly and he was off banging someone else and I fricked her several times. (According to her amyway but they did divorce after)...There were so many different types of women and people in general on there that your description makes it sound like you've never gone outside much less on a cruise. Granted my experiences are only based on this one and we had a new round of people every 5 or 6 days. Anyway frick you. Have sex.
>worked on the ship
just curious, what was your room and food situation like?
hours worked?
what'd you do during off hours?
I worked on several of the other ships in the NCL fleet. Engine department though. Good times.
>sexually harassing the filipino
Are you the guy who draws the cringe web comics?
I can only imagine the cringe factor on something like that. Complete outcasts, male and female right?
depends on how you want to define outcasts i guess. mostly just lonely middle class, middle aged people with too much disposable income and functional alcoholism.
think of the type of crowd you'd get at the hotel bar at a professional conference.
i've been on a small ship cruise (the kind with sails, less than 120 people, etc) and it was great.
>but only moronic americans can think that a cruise is any better
Why yes I do believe seeing Rome for a day is way better than playing make believe of hiding a spy in a warehouse looking room.
Cruises are a great time if you aren't an anti social sperg. Boats are awesome and you get to go somewhere cool. Goyslop from the cafeteria, watered down drinks on deck, sun shining, corny shows at night, you're just a homosexual.
>goyslop and corny shows while being stuck on a floating metal death trap filled to the brim with human cattle
No wonder someone like you would enjoy being treated like livestock.
I went on a cruise to Alaska. Saw beautiful nature, biked through a forest to a glacier, tried everything at an Alaskan brewery, kayaked through a river, ate tons of great food and drank whatever I wanted. Was a memorable, quality experience.
lol people selling cruises up itt. hilarious.
alaska sucks wiener. its like michigan (or anywhere north of virginia) but stretched out further. just go to canada at that point.
We went to Canada too on that same cruise. Saw and experienced a lot with my whole family. Alaska is also considered some of the most untouched natural beauty in America. Michigan is a tainted prostitute by comparison. No glaciers in Michigan.
untouched except for all the oil drilling and gold mining sure. i went to alaska on a cruise too buddy.
Dude are you fricking moronic?First of all, go to Canada? Where B.C? Cause Alberta for Instance blows unless you wanna go to a water park Inside a mall, and for a lot of Americans they can't even go cause they don't have passports. Alaska is amazing and awesome to drive to. Never even done a cruise in my life. Seriously are you a Canadian Tourism Shill? Go Tabarnak Yourself.
I went on a cruise to Canada. Saw the lovely coastline drift by from the tiny porthole of my "cabin" that would make a Jappo pod hotel look spacious, was only allowed off the ship at each stop for six hours of highly-managed time half of which was spent on the hire coaches taking us to the places we didn't get enough time to properly see, every local we met looked at us like we were a swarm of locusts, the clear intend was to steer people into spending their time on the ship consuming the "additional charge" entertainments on board to israelite more money out of us, half the passengers were kids and half of them were hooting hollering nignogs and everyone spent the last week in their cabins shitting out their kidneys because some c**t family brought their filthy poxxed child along so they wouldn't lose their deposit fee and infected the whole ship.
Modern cruises are the most heinous kind of vacation ever devised and anyone who takes one - certainly anyone who takes one more than once - is a fool.
I took a cruise to Nasau. The 24/7 authentic Italian pizza bar was worth it alone. I hate the beach, though. And those Black folk try to sell you everything. The Atlantis Hotel or whatever aquarium was pretty cool. Also it was free due to it being a graduation gift from my best bro's dad. We also went to Islands of Adventures when we got back to Florida. Frick Florida, though. Thankfully based bro's dad carried his pistol (and almost forgot it to put it in his glovebox before boarding the cruise.)
Cruises are perfectly acceptable low logistics vacations. They’re not great by any means but you can do them on whim.
>moronic americans can think that a cruise is any better
I was on the cruise around Cuba once and it was great to be honest. Every day spend in diffrent place on shore, great dinner at evening. Drink in bar. travel to new place while i sleep. repeat.
Not an american though.
who the frick wants to visit some third world shit? I don't want to be kidnapped by pirates and gutted in some unknown ocean
I wish there were pirates in the Mediterranean still, we could deactivate ancient defence towers in my town
that that price include a close pass by the wreck of that cruise ship?
those cruises leave from the middle of fricking nowhere. here's a few disney cruises (renowned for their food) leaving from the states. still cheaper than star wars hotel. I picked a family of 5.
>here's a few disney cruises (renowned for their food)
i was on a disney cruise to the bahamas once, the food fricking sucked big donkey dick. just shitty frozen pizza reheated buffet style. (this was years ago though)
i've been on several cruises and the food sucks major dick every cruise. hotel food sucks too unless you're at a 3 or 4 star hotel i guess.
>I only ate pizza and it sucked
Anon's first and last cruise
i been on like 6 cruises. pizza sucked on every one. did a cruise to belize once and the food was so god awful i just went to the grocery store and bought fresh fruit and vegetables to eat the rest of the trip.
last cruise i was on had burgers and fries. that was about the best "food" , and was frequently sold out because busy lol. but the burgers were still low-quality premade frozen patties from china. school cafeteria tier.
the majority of the food in the tableclothed dining rooms (aka, you actually have to dress up for the dress code) is cooked by filipinos or other SEA slaves that have never ate anything besides raw fish and rice in their lives. these people cannot make a caeser salad because they dont understand the ratio of lettuce to anchovy paste lol
>i been on like 6 cruises. pizza sucked on every one.
Try the salad bar fatass
mmm bagged low quality lettuce sitting out with people sneezing on it. delicious.
You didn't go near enough to the salad bar to know they have sneeze guards. Just pizza and burgers.
at least twice i've seen people duck their heads under the sneeze guards on a cruise ship lol
No you haven't. You just seethe at the idea of other people having fun, hence why you seethe at the mere mention of a cruise
why are you shilling cruises so much? i've been on princess, norweigan, disney, carnival. they are all very similar and all very sad.
They're fun for normal people. Obviously incels would feel threatened by that
most incels i've seen in documentaries (like the hikkimori) look pretty happy eating cup noodles and playing on the internet. why do you think that they are upset?
you know who was upset? the guy holding his baby , absolutely SCREAMING at the airline desk lady after being told his flight was cancelled due to weather. an ice storm shut down most of georgia/florida's airports. instead of waiting in line behind him i got a rental car. drove to the train station. thinking that , surely, the train would be able to make it through the storm. but no. the fricking amtrak got me and took like 3 days of delays and a fricking "we're putting everyone on a bus" because train delayed nonsense. fun times.
>forgot the moral of the story
if your flight gets cancelled, just take the free hotel for the night and get on the plane the next day. dont get on a train. the train sucks.
This. Hell, if you're not in a rush and can take an extra day take them up on the buy out option. I've gotten a couple of free nights at a hotel and a couple thousand bucks letting stressed out businessmen have my seat on a flight.
>Incels wouldn’t like
It seems like a great way to meet naive vulnerable woman
>NOOO I WILL NOT TOUCH THE SALAD BECAUSE... GERMS
People probably sneezed all over your precious buffet pizza you fat frick
Sucks for you, buddy. Like I said in a post above I went on some cruise that was supposed to represent a bunch of different European cultures or something. They had actual Italians making pizza and it was 24/7. Some of the best I ever had. Kinda weird that the cruise was to Nasau but no Bahamas stuff. They also had a game room with a bunch of TVs lined up and hooked to 360s and PS3s. They even served me alcohol despite being 18. I had to convince them, though. The nogs in The Bahamas gave no frick about taking my money for alcohol though.
hey no worries. glad you like italian pizza. i cant stand italian pizza because italians have no clue what pizza is. so they take some bread , slap some flavorless cheese and basil and raw tomatoes and call it a day. lol
pizza is an american dish. italians eat fish like all other people in the mediterrianian
wtf do you expect from buffet pizza. did you try the chicken nuggets too? eat off the kids menu?
lol enjoy your raw prosciutto, soggy bell peppers, jar olives and uhhh whatever the rest of that is. artichoke heart?
what was the main course? lolol
>lolol
ending a post like that indicates the person posting it has low self-confidence
>shitting on antipasti
>shitting on antipasti
>calling mashed potatoes antipasti
>claiming basic-b***h out-of-a-jar antipasti is food that deserves to be referred to as "renowned"
c**t my local crusty old man hangout warm-ale serving pub can do fricking antipasti.
i think in the center its mashed potatoes with baslamic vinegarette on top. the quality of the potatoes will be low. most likely frozen (not freshly mashed potatoes) from china.
and none of it makes sense because its fusion shit. no people on earth eat mashed potatoes and olives in the same dish. its slop. for people with no taste who think they are eating fancy because a waiter brought it out on a lukewarm plate with a metal lid. except its low quality food from jars and the freezer.
Looks disgusting. People think it's good just because it's expensive.
>it's expensive
it is? never been on a cruise but that's literally snack tier in the mediterranean, if they charge you more than 5-10€ for that they're literally unironically scamming you
And now that I see it the Jamon Serrano looks awful, not cured at all, and the peppers half done
Yes I’d like a table with a jar of murky water placed in the middle. While you are at it toss in a handful of shitty glass beads. Very nice.
Posts like this make me happy I have shit taste in food. Scrambled eggs (even from powder) + sausages + cheap bacon with a few slices of honeydew/rockmelon and I'm in heaven.
>those cruises leave from the middle of fricking nowhere
Since when Maiorca and Palermo are fricking nowhere
it's halfway across the earth. you can't compare the prices to a US service. use cruises which leave from the US at the very least. are you going to fly a family of 4 across the earth just to go on the cruise? include that in the cost
I'm not gonna fly to America to live in a disney prison either.
everyrhing on that cruise costs 20x market value
progressives are dipshits and will flush money on anything with a label
Cruises sound like a hellscape to me. Hotel you can't leave in the middle of the ocean? Count me out. I'd rather just fly to where you need to go and rent a hotel on land. That way you have the freedom to leave and go wherever you want.
If the Star Wars hotel were like $500 that'd be maybe more reasonable as a gimmick. But $5000, gosh dang, you better be served the best food on planet earth and sleep in the most comftorable beds in existence for that price.
>Hotel you can't leave in the middle of the ocean?
Most of them stay near the shoreline and dock every day.
The only reason slavery isn't legal is because having the slaves build their own camps is more efficient.
Wealthy with more money and sense, with little shits obsessed with Star Wars for whatever reason.
>only moronic americans can think that a cruise is any better
Only because they're infested with Boomers especially the Chinese ones
>Alien 3 had a dystopian prison
Weyland-Yutani Alien/Blade Runner cyber punk, with some actual environmental variation even if seedy would be preferable.
>2 outfits in 3 movies
This lack of aesthetic and business sense is how Disney is killing itself. "The Force is female!" Put some fricking fashion in there morons.
Americana. Disney animation's caught up in Space Race memeplex, particularly for Boomers. But at the rate they rip out legacy attractions and rides, that's fading even faster.
>Cloud City
>Imperial Palace
>Naboo (heavily)
>Cyber punkish Coruscant lower levels
>minimalist Endor, lots of plants, 'lost city' monumental architecture
maybe you're right.
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Rooms don't look as dystopian, overall it looks good, what more can you expect from a star wars theme park-hotel. It looks good... for kids. I'm happy for the yougsters because they live in a world where they can enjoy something like this, theater and characters ect. but it's unfortunate for the parents who have to pay 5k for 2 nights. It's also sad and weird that you only see adults there. SW is a family movie and yet you see no families there.
>Happy for the youngsters
Star Wars/ Disney is grooming trash
They saw idiots buying funko pops and reasonably thought they had no idea of the value of money.
The problem is that those ꜱoy elementals are nowhere near the majority, and even they tend to endlessly consume at a steady rate, rather than make the odd massive purchase.
>Who would stay there
Reddit
>$5,000 Star Wars hotel
What did he mean by this? Surely that can't be $5k per night. Even for Disney standards, that would be insane... Right?
it's like 5k for 3 days/2 nights (5k div 72 hours = 70 bucks an hour)
In what the prison is dystopian? It takes place in the future.
homie huh? What part of “a LONG LONG TIME AGO” do you not understand? It’s not the future, it’s in the past in a galaxy far, far away. I can’t even begin to decipher what you asked but at least o could figure out that part. You dipshit.
>It’s not the future, it’s in the past in a galaxy far, far away.
Uh, what's happening in that galaxy currently then?
Time is a circle
CHECKMATE MATE
That’s a good point esl fren
How can a prison be distopan
tell me it's not just $5000 for the pod. there's gotta be entertainment and food included in that right? is that a week long stay? that twatshot doesn't give enough info for me to be enraged. also i have no idea what andor is
It's 2 or 3 nights, shows are included but dining is not
>plus tip
>The saddest words of all, "What could have been..."
I don't understand why they'd make the park the shape of the Falcon. The only time you'd notice this is if you were looking at it on Google maps
Or on the maps they give you there moron
Because it’s fricking soulful as Hell.
literally no one would go to the geonosians land
Not a big fan of shows?
>he doesnt want to see padme chained up with her clothes ripped
are you gay?
>Not going to the Geonosians Arena for some Anakin Obi Wan fighting monsters kino
>Not going there for Padme alone
>Wedge's Potato Wedges
Yo dawg I heard you like the Millennium Falcon so we put a Millennium Falcon in your Millennium Falcon.
>Fireworks launch from the death star
>The grand finale starts all green and ends with red orange and white explosions
It's like they don't want to make money
>A roller coaster based on Episode I race
This one could work, start by putting it in one of Disney parks.
for me? Its the live podcast booth
>Mustafar
>Anakin's hot chilli hut
Kek
>A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it's mentioned. 20 years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode. 'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said. "Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously. 'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said. 'Anything, sir, anything!' 'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He bursts into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities
And that boy's name?
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams
KINO
>Spend $5000
>Frick around on your phone the whole time tweeting how great it is
>Cry yourself to sleep in when nobody responds
>Suddenly an alert on your phone
>So excited you fling yourself up and bash your head on the top of the pod
>Come to and people dressed as Darth Vader and Mickey Mouse are harvesting your organs
>Before they put the gas to your face you glace over at your Apple Watch to see who liked your tweet
>"Hey bro just so you know mom died from a heart attack lol. Enjoy ur stay."
>Fade into the abyss
never ever seen one star wars movie and proud.
Is she there?
God dayum. She should do porn someday.
why?
she's has a flat ass and no breasts
The claws of a man who draws plus signs without the bottom peg wrote this post.
Imagine her with the BLACKED bikini on…
>"We need someone to portray Rey"
>"I have no breasts and no ass"
>"You're hired!"
I like how all the fake Reys are better looking that the original one.
Why do webms sometimes not work on android, now?
I think it's a samsung problem. Don't buy their shit.
Probably a codec issue. Cinemaphile started supporting a new one some time ago.
>t.i had a job application today
Women.
She probably makes 80 k a year
imagine the type of people these girls have to pretend to be happy to talk to all day
In a fair and just world she would be legally obligated to let him suck her nips.
What the frick was that
a girl pretending to give to flying fricks about the delusions of a manchild sperglord so she can earn minumum wage.
He’s obviously moronic moron
A Cinemaphile autist living the dream.
An actual austist
Alec Guinness needs to come back to give these guys a talk.
She's so fricking wet
Jordan from The Creatures really let himself go
KEK
el oh el
cowchop's absolute mogging really broke him.
I worked retail and it was already a chore to be kind to some customers, now imagine actually having to interact a WHOLE day with complete spergs, kids and boomer dads and still smile and listen to them. I hope they pay this girl a nice salary but disney is probably israeliteing her out
It's wholesome that she gets to make that sperg's day by listening to his stupid hypothetical lightsaber tactics ngl.
For that sperg, Star Wars is his world and getting to have Rey listen and commend him means the world to him like you and I don't even get.
I'm autistic, but that guy is a next leel sperg, well the difference is self awareness.
She should be home doing this with her kids not with morons for money
God this timeline is so israeli
damn, she is cute
The main problem with the Star Wars Disney hotel is that it's themed to the sequels i.e. movies that have zero lasting impact. If it had been centered on the OT I think it would have had a lot more success. Everyone knows Luke, Leia, Han, Obi-wan, and Chewie. No one knows who the frick any of the modern characters are, nor do they care.
how do you frick in the thing on the left?
It's actually illegal to have sex in family hotels.
what's a family?
Jenny makes my pp hard
Do cruise chefs get paid enough to be a slave on international waters
You know what they needed? An actual theme park. As cool as the idea is, trying to tie in the theme parks and your experience there in the actual canon feels somewhat awkward. Obviously something like THIS wouldn’t exist but if you were a kid, wouldn’t this be better than Disneyland?
we live in a hell of our own making
Who remembers any of those except for the ones in the OT?
People who grew up with the prequels?
would it be possible to have this at a civilized resolution anon
Theme parks should be outlawed
If you were a politician I think the majority of people would just flat out not like you ngl
Full autism on display
This shit seems cringe as frick. You can go to a 5 star for 10 days in the carribbean for that price
I was in the mood for some Disney kino lately and tried to see if I could find one of those 5 hour long videos about the failure of this hotel. But nothing jumped out at me. Anyone got any breakdown recommendations?
This is probably on purpose, moron
And that makes it better how?
>quick, use more designs from disneyworld in your star wars show!
>HURR WHY DOES STAR WARS LOOK LIKE STAR WARS LAND
Frick off, moron.
Are you moronic
How is a normal sized person supposed to fit into those beds?
they're for children
>Because it’s fricking soulful as Hell.
in the wise words of wanda, dont love what you hate, love what you love
Just outright marketing your hotel as an Andor: Narkina 5 prison experience (breakout simulation included) would have made more $ than this shitty hotel thing.
/tv/, ON PROGRAM
>25 to life in ADX Skywalker
Where/how did they hide the windows each room has?
its probably part of the US law. Each bedroom needs fresh air ventilation and it can be done 100% mechanically (more expensive) or fit windows with "trickle ventilation" and extract ducts fitted in each bathroom. that option is much cheaper and evidently what disney went for.
Fire cods required all bedrooms to have egress boio
>ADX Skywalker
>Skywalker is retro, Skywalker is retribution. You wanna punish a man? Lock him into a tiny hotel room, feed him blue shrimp, and cage him up with his own kind.
>$5000
I still don't understand this complaint. Why would you want to go to a hotel and be surrounded by poor people?
I will never understand the whole Disney park thing.
I discovered really late Disney had a park, so in my head it'll always be the company that made Pixar and cartoons and Kingdom Hearts. Then, years later, I discovered adults go to the Disney park when it's clearly something for toddlers, like, I found a couple and a family that goes there every 2 years or so to take photos with king Mickey and other dressed up characters like what the frick?
I was the poorgay kid who grew up reading Gunnm and Dumas while watching bootleg DVDs anime and I can't imagine my 23yo ass going to a park to see Desty Nova, Porthos, Calcifer or Pikachu. The warm memories of reading and watching it in my childhood will stay with me forever, but I can't imagine myself chasing this now. It's so strange.
Sorry for the reddit post.
>I discovered adults go to the Disney park when it's clearly something for toddlers
It's designed to prey on your nostalgia and wish to be a child again, and there are a bunch of teen/adult-targeted rides as well, rollercoasters and such. There are rides aimed at small kids, but they're the minority there.
Disclaimer: I haven't actually gone to one for something like 20 years.
>There are rides aimed at small kids, but they're the minority there.
What the frick? Really? I expected toddlers to be like half of the people there since it's for kids.
If what you said is truth, this is the infantilization of society.
They're mainly "family" rides, i.e. things everyone can ride together, so notmany attractions are very intense. Even their coasters are pretty tame.
It's just an amusement park, bro. Rides like roller coaster and shit.
>Rides like roller coaster and theyre shit
fixed. all the disney coasters are incredibly boring.
Isn't an amusement park something you stop going when you get old? What is next? A 40yo flying a kite and 20yos playing hide and seek?
>Isn't an amusement park something you stop going when you get old?
No
>Isn't an amusement park something you stop going when you get old?
evidently not.
40 year olds fly kites at the beach all the time, and a woman got arrested once because her husband died while they played hide and seek (he hid in a suitcase and she wouldn't let him out).
>you can't amuse yourself when you're old
Lmao look as this grumpy gay over here
frick off Black person flying kites has no age limit
Not if you have kids homosexual dysgenic anti natalist
>Not going to novas fun lab to see all the screaming flesh abominations
Just screaming heads with no eyelids and exposed brains for 3 days straight
That would be the last Jedi
Due to a dream I received last month, I've decided to go to
Disneyworld next spring where I will publicly assault and
humiliate the Mickey Mouse performer while making
sure it is caught on film. Disney will not be able to
handle a random ginger assaulting the iconic, precious
face of their empire, dragging it through the mud
and being utterly destroyed in broad daylight.
After spreading across all social media it will serve as the
final nail in the collapse of the empire. Wish me luck.
>release a $1000+/night hotel immediately before a pandemic and resulting economic recession
they were really dumb AND really unlucky, a bad combination.
FYI Park Rey is taken
I hope they both die in a fire.
Who was the best?
>alert on your phone
>>So excited you
Bailey has the best ass.
Megan by a mile
Bailey is easily the hottest.
At least he's white
WEF pod hotels aside, from where would you take inspiration for a nice SW-themed hotel room? The only nice looking bedrooms I remember were the hotel in Ep2 where Padme was guarded in the beginning of the movie.
At worst
>Coruscant would look like unspecific sci-fi and somewhat dystopian
>A spaceship could look like BSG, maybe bleak
>Tatoiine is ancient desert hermit living
>Hoth base was dug in literal ice
>Death Star would be too depressing
Who cares, if people can get into it let them have fun. I wouldn't go there though
Cloud City
not bad
Naboo. Has a nice mediterranean feel to it. Would be easy to translate to luxury hotel without spending too much on sci-fi doodads. Either that, or Cloud City. Something modern, yet airy. Roomier than a cramped spaceship, can use a filtered screen dome to display the atmosphere for Cloud City without heavy electronics during the day, and a simple projection at night to add some atmospheric speeder traffic and shit.
I like the idea behind staying in a ship, but I'd make it smaller scale, freighter or a little bit larger.
Just enough beds in the 'ship' for one family group in the higher price range, to three family groups in the lower cost ships.
Give them some events/minigames. Semi-cheesy but immersive things like performing engine maintenance, flying in the wienerpit, shooting turrets, or they could get hailed by and dock with a 'space station' to do some group event/shopping/exercise.
Hell, give the different ship classes different things to do so people will want to come back and try them all out.
Imagine being a soi and paying 5k clams
to sleep in a bunk bead with rubber trim
its always funny when people who side with the rich when they don't understand the reality of how truly rich people are. 5k for 3 nights is literally nothing for the target demographic. These are people who make half a million a year at the very least.
Very few people make half a million a year and those that do don't stay in capsule hotels.
This is why Disney isn't making money on it. Though they'll blame COVID for another decade.
>I find it funny that this goyslop is reminiscent of this other goyslap what was produced after. Disney is literally Voldemort.
>I know Star Wars has been through a lot of shit the past decade,
But when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this thread TIED TO THIS FRICKING COUCH
basado
Those pods are the pods they rent to foreign laborers in shitholes like Saudi Arabia or Singapore.
Those are the kid's bunk beds. The cabins are about the size of a cruise ship cabin.
I'm suprised there's even people there
>marvel brained redditors love starwars goyslop so much they pay 5k usd + tip to eat shrimp dipped in corn syrup
>5k to live in a prison
>beer is 13.50 a glass
I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of morons willingly pay to go here.
For $5k you could fly to Vietnam, stay in a 5 star hotel for a week and have an “18” year old on top of your dick for the entire experience and still fly back home with a couple grand in your pocket.
>name a drink something female empowering
>increase the price by almost 50%
Hahaha
I think what I hate most about places like this is that they’re always homosexuals with their names. It’s like the staff is made up exclusively of autists who refuse to “understand you” unless you play their game.
>could I get the chicken please?
>excuse me space traveler “chicken” what is this “chicken” you speak of?
>th-the chicken please
>chicken? Sir I assure you I am a sulknary master that studied the way of the knife for 27 eons in the quaeparc galaxy and I’ve never heard of this “chicken”
>point to menu “this one please”
>AH I SEE! Sir you mean the tipyip chïckēn yes? I will make sure our space chef puts it in his Astro-log
Andor is bad