I KNOW YOU'RE JUST SIXTEEN
BUT LOOKING ALL OF 21
KARL, YOU'RE A MANIAC
PLAY A RECORD
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING 50p KARL!!!!!!!
PLAY IT AGAIN
>Sort of uh, half-man. Half woman. Man-woman.
>No, no. She is a man. HE is a man-- well...
>His name is Miriam.
She killed herself.
>Miriam Rivera, reality TV's first trans star, found dead at 38
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RIGHT, WE'RE NEVER DOING ROCKBUSTERS AGAIN KARL, PLAY A RECORD
You're an idiot play a record
It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!
Play it again!
>forgetting the down syndrome lad
I wish selective memory wipes existed so I could just dive back into the XFM shows blind every other year
Have you tried alcoholism? It's sort of a memory wipe.
Not a bad shout, if it happens that'll at least be a silver lining
Karl: well it seems like these blacks just commit more crime innit
Rick: oh my gosh I can't believe you said that hahahahaha
Karl: No but they do
Ricky: hahahahaha karl you are so wrong and stupid because... well because you are
Leave it out mate
For me it’s when he gets pissed off about made up scenarios they act up
The bicycle helmet one immediately springs to mind kek, that and KP Plumbing
And bullshit man
It's the mammal that's got...sort of... the pointiest eyes. Eyes that pop out of their head...
>That's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST piece of material ever to be uttered on radio
>Play it again
>not feeder "come back around"
You had one job anon.
Dope Nose was Karl's greatest moment of triumph, seems most appropriate.
Come Back Around is just an /xfmcore/ track, with the likes of Suede - Animal Nitrate and The Darkness - Growing On Me
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I put it in the bin
I can vividly recall how hard I wheezed and choked when I first heard this
For like the last 3 to 4 years I can't sleep without an xfm episode playing on my phone under the pillow, listened to every single one multiple times now and still do it every night and I still laugh. Just about to start another one now.
I've always meant to ask: how? In a show with wild ear-piercing shrieks and yells, how do you manage to drift off?
Volume is pretty low and I like Ricky's laugh, doesn't annoy me at all I find it infectious. Plus all 3 of their voices are pretty nice and easy to nod off to.
My dole days are fondly remembered as dozing off at 6-7am listening to the xfm shows. Yep, Ricky did wake me up a good few times with his laugh.
I once got stuck in sleep paralysis and could hear the show and could hear tricky doing that retard voice mocking 'By on ferry' and even though I couldn't move I was laughing my balls off in my corporeal prison because of how retarded he sounds saying it.
I've done it too. I think as you start to fall asleep your brain does something to make you less susceptible to loud noises and you just start subconsciously drown everything out.
I only listened to the XFM shows once but now I got in the mood to relisten to them
This was me for 9 years. I must have heard each episode dozens and dozens of times. Why does this happen to so many people??
>Why does this happen to so many people?
NO! It's not true! You fucking mental case.
Those XFM shows got me through high school, this post was so nostalgic to read I might just listen to them all again.
Same. Nothing like getting woken up at 2am because Ricky started laughing like a maniac
monkey news was the best segment
Karl would have warned us about monkeypox
>not Fifteen Taiwan
If moths had eyes,
Would they be happier?
How do they know they’re not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food,
But not before they style the hair on their head.
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn’t stand a chance,
Not with all those rocks about.
I’d rather be a blind moth.
>If moths had eyes
The way Ricky starts laughing when Steve reads that line cracks me up
Which episode was it when Steve talked about how he would make a good nazi?
pretty sure it's from the podcasts
>where’s your mum
>she left dad kept not wearing a helmet so she left him
>I’ll put you in a home
>my daddy is dead “whining”
>and then next year he'll be back again
>nnyehh can i have another sandwich wahh
>NO. YOU'RE NOT HAVIN ANOTHER SANDWICH.
>can I have another sandwich?
>where’s your brother?
ALL YOU SAID IS FAT BABY ON TELLY! HOW IS THAT TEACHING ME ANYTHING?!
FAT BABY FAT BABY ON TELLY
If it's about the Chinese Philip Bailey will be involved
he hit a lamp post
he had a helmet on
but his head come off
You made me laugh at a man's head coming off "he 'ad 'elmet on, but 'is 'ead come off"
its not a taxi drive that decided at 40 hea going to wear heels
its the real thing
they get hormones
they get electrolysis trratment for the face
they go through surgery and get a vagina or a penis
its the real thing
>it's a Claire flirts with Steve without him noticing episode
Is.. is this what sturgess looked like?? I always thought she was fat for some reason.
Also I believe Steve was a virgin during the xfm days.
>have you ever splashed out on a lady, steve?
>I hope to one day... with the right lady
Its clear that he gets genuinely mad and hurt when Karl hints at his virginity
nah I think he just got sick of his "looks" being brought up as a joke all the time after so many times
he had not problem laughing at himself for most of the show
karl just took it too far
he gets hurt by the jokes about being ugly, just like Ricky gets hurt by being called fat and talentless
ok now steady on, no need to get personal
>karl just took it too far
They had no issue making fun of Karl's looks, so what's the issue?
It was mostly Ricky that started the making fun of Karl's looks thing. I remember at one point early on Ricky was making fun of Karl for being bald and Steve defended him "Don't have a go at Karl's hair, that's a bit harsh."
This, Steve was a fucking pussy who could dish out but not take it
I always took it as Steve acting insulted as part of the comedy, it seems very much to be his humour. The one who can’t take a joke is Ricky, and to an extent Karl cause he lashes out
>we haven't probed you enough
>you haven't probed me enough steve no
>do you worry that when you're old you will be on your own?
I can see where he was coming from
that me name
Pilkyboys has gone...
>He picked 'im up and put 'im in a bin
I thought Asian women aged the best?
when British people say Asian they mean Muslim
every boy's dream
The drummer from Iron Maiden?
>Jellyfish... Do we need em?
>a fella with two heads got run over
> Why didnt he look both ways
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