I like the show, but why do they pretend a guy who looks like this is getting laid?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's bongland anon, he's a 7 over there

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its the writer's self-insert coping.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he had two girlfriends who weren't even that goodlooking

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    un-ironically a different time

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his gfs were ugly and he had a decent job, he literally was promoted to boss once

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard 2 different girls say that David Mitchell is cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      David Mitchell is a rich successful famous person, of course women want to get a piece of that.
      Mark the character, not so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With the beard he looks fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Handsome, like a policeman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i might be moronic but i've never considered "cute" to be a compliment, or at least not one with sexual connotations.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        being "cute" + 2 drinks works most of the time

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That guy would have no problem getting laid

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the UK that's a 10/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mark wasn't from the NORF though, I'm not sure what he thought of Scots, did he ever mention them? I can't remember

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mutts on Cinemaphile post shit like this
      and then in the next thread they post ryan gosling pics crying that they're virgins at the age of 30

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        England is euromutt, the country

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao no its not it's Germany and its not even close

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bres have you seen his wife?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah how could a guy like that get a woman who looks anything like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didnt he literally just wait on the sidelines until she consciously decided she was getting tired of sucking and fricking all over town

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a marathon, not a sprint, my friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was rejected and waited for her for years until she was finally ready for him at the ripe age of 38.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looksmatched tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          David unironically looks too good for her here.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's bongland anon, he's a 7 over there
    >In the UK that's a 10/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mutts on Cinemaphile post shit like this
      and then in the next thread they post ryan gosling pics crying that they're virgins at the age of 30

      struck a nerve, huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >look, i posted a cartoon again!
        >that means you have bad teeth!
        Brits have better teeth than Americans (look it up)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >brits have better teeth than Americans
          BAHAHAHAHA

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Americans have to resort to British people having bad teeth to take their minds off of being nuked within a month

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I take it you don't live within arms reach of russia?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my country isn't actively baiting Russia into a World War

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he wasnt getting laid much..
    also sophie was a fricking 3/10 at best.

    the real question is HOW THE FRICK DOES JEZ GET LAID ALL THE TIME ????

    look at that goofy looking mf..JUST FRICKING LOOK AT HIM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, I've known guys like that who had girlfriends on the regular. I've recently came across an older incel blog which was a mixture of childish whining and an idiosyncratic worldview. He was pretty fit yet was unsuccessful with women and lost his virginity to a Nevada hooker. The dude's now 37 and still hasn't changed his ways except for the fact he became a Muslim solely for sexual reasons. Hmmmm, it's as personality really does play a role.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        link it, sounds slightly more fun than Cinemaphile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          */tv/, whatever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only linking it because he seems like an butthole from his posts and never listened when somebody called him out on it. But hey, if you're here reading this then it's never too late to change.

          https://web.archive.org/web/20220412012002/https://survivingincel.wordpress.com/

          He also goes by Peter on this forum called Mikraite. It was made by this older man with incelish views named fschmidt who's trying to form his own religion. If you're going to ask me how I found out about all this, it was primarily from Kiwifarms.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe I am wrong in that my incel is not ALL about my looks, but my meek, passive, nice guy demeanor. “Beta” characteristic. the episode from Louie ck explains it all…
            >It pains me very much that I see so many Asian kids in school buys into the BS the media and their parents tells them. They actually believe that just because you study like machines and get some As, you will have a good job and find a good wife, which is completely false. Diaboli once said, “It’s amazing to me that Asians’ autistic drive for educational degrees and money surpasses their most inherent desires”. I blame it completely on their upbringing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a musician. It's that simple.

      I've known guys way uglier than that to get constant attention from women just cause they're in a band.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's an artist, hoes love that

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just be goofy and girls will like you lmao
    Why are you acting like getting laid is so hard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to own the libs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a reason the saying goes " This is a 10/10 in bongland".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's our women who are considered ugly though, not the men. British men do pretty well overseas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol, where did you get that idea?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Overseas Magazine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There’s that famous British wit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          when I had mutt bawds lining up to tell me how hot my accent was during a trip to Florida
          Easiest lays of my life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Personal experience, anecdotes, and observations of my friend groups.

            bitches loves the accent

            Mutt bros... I don't feel so good...

            moronic women want to experience something exotic, but if unless you can let them hear you talk, you are a 5/10 in the rest of the world.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >moronic women want to experience something exotic
              And yet white British men are about as un-exotic as it get's compared to white anglo mutt women, besides canadians and mexicans, and yet yank women unanimously choose us
              Cope, seethe and shart

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They choose the accent, not you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They choose the accent, not you
                Heh, a few of them definitely chose me if you catch my drift
                I can fairly easily pull here in the UK, I know I'm objectively quite good looking, but the accent thing is noticeably helpful in the US

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's quite funny, a decently handsome British RP speaker will do well in any other country than his own, because the women all lust for chavvy strongfat grugs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Florida

            Hahahhahahahhaahhahahah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Personal experience, anecdotes, and observations of my friend groups.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The idea store.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bitches loves the accent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mutt bros... I don't feel so good...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I believe the list for women, but that's clearly bullshit about American men (apart from French). What accents do yank men find attractive?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >What accents do yank men find attractive?
              the ones listed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Spanish

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >What accents do yank men find attractive?
              Greek Cypriot. I wanted to bang my professor so bad just because of her voice.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Canadian
            leaf bros, we win

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Australian
            Oi ya c**t, you wanna get glasses ya dog c**t. Frickin' poofta.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not even sure Americans can pick the accent. I'm Australian and when I was in America after I spoke a lot of people were like, "I like your accent....Are you from England?"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. The gap between a well-spoken Australian and a speaker of RP isn't particularly big and even the more general variety is miles away from the whole Crocodile Dundee shit that the yanks associate us with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. The gap between a well-spoken Australian and a speaker of RP isn't particularly big and even the more general variety is miles away from the whole Crocodile Dundee shit that the yanks associate us with.

                Correct, Americans aren’t going to know the difference unless you say something stereotypical.

                >men find the female canadian accent attractive
                huh?

                I think that it means all the accents from Canada on are seen as negative.

                what is the last good season of peep show? I tried watching some of the later ones which were garbage. I think it's around when sophie gives birth

                Series 4 is the best. 8 is the worst. It is hit or miss in between.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >men find the female canadian accent attractive
            huh?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            these women mean RP English, which is about 3% of the UK (Public school / Queens English) by the way, they don't mean Brummie or Scouse or Southy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am a bong overseas
          I am dating a qt chef 13 years younger than me
          QED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow, hope you’re enjoying all these (you’s) from fragile little *nglish boys

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in their 20s and 30s is as horny as you, incel. If you just make the effort of talking to women (in your league) you can get into their pants in a couple of dates max

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about in their 40s?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women are scientifically proven to be less horny than men

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back there

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He bangs 5/10s. If you have a job, lower your standards and pretend to be normal you could easily bang women of the same calibre Mark fricks.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chance would be a fine thing, a very fine thing indeed.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decent job
    >owns his flat
    >decent looks by bong standards
    could have gotten laid more if he weren't such a quasi-sperg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >could have gotten laid more if he weren't such a quasi-sperg
      Yes mate, that's the entire premise of the show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just explaining to the ameriburger OP
        also Peep Show thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try mate, I'm having you sectioned.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We've had enough fun with the sectioning

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see guys who look like that in my daily life with GFs and wives. Looks matter, but not as much as Cinemaphile seems to think. There's a kernel of truth to the "Chad, alpha fricks" shit but it's not the end all be all.

    I bet I could post some of the guys I know who have decent looking partners and Cinemaphile would mock them and say they could never get laid, etc.

    It's all about actually trying to socialize and not having impossibly high standards.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show actually kino? Should I start it tonight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing is kino
      might as well rewash your dishes it's twice as entertaining as muh moving images meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty funny mate

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Burgers don't understand the world. I'm not sure how it works in Burgerland, but in most of the world personality (for guys) goes a long way

    An okay looking guy can do very well for himself if he is charismatic enough and projects an air of confidence. Do you think Halle Berry slept with Ric Flair because of his looks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was told to by the powers that be.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LULZ led me to believe that you can be 10/10 Chad and still be a Virgin

    If this is a true then looks are not a required factor for sexual fitness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Case in point here

      >Maybe I am wrong in that my incel is not ALL about my looks, but my meek, passive, nice guy demeanor. “Beta” characteristic. the episode from Louie ck explains it all…
      >It pains me very much that I see so many Asian kids in school buys into the BS the media and their parents tells them. They actually believe that just because you study like machines and get some As, you will have a good job and find a good wife, which is completely false. Diaboli once said, “It’s amazing to me that Asians’ autistic drive for educational degrees and money surpasses their most inherent desires”. I blame it completely on their upbringing.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sitcom logic. Look at every "loser" on these types of shows and they constantly pull women. George constanza is a fat balding israelite whos jobless in universe yet he constantly dates women who wee 8/10 for the 90s. I dont think a true loser virgin character has ever been written for these shows.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great show, gonna have a rewatch.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    U WOT?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is the last good season of peep show? I tried watching some of the later ones which were garbage. I think it's around when sophie gives birth

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's england, they all look like that

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