>I live in Japan and you don't haha Posted on March 19, 2023 by Anonymous >I live in Japan and you don't haha What did he mean by this?
E celebs are not /misc/
This. Fuck off.
But also since your shit thread is here anyway: I've been living in Korea for 10 years now and have a real people job (ie not a teacher) ask me anything until the mods start earning their pay.
>I've been living in Korea for 10 years now and have a real people job
At first because it was 'different' and exciting, now because I work in the gaming industry and there's a lot me opportunities here than where I'm from.
Water. But if I had to choose...coke I guess? Most places here only serve pepsi though.
I'm a native Dutch speaker. I studied Korean fulltime (at a language school, 6 hours a day) for a year when I first got here and that was enough to become a functioning member of society. Unless you already know Chinese or Japanese there's absolutely no point of reference for anything so prepare to have a hard time. It's super easy to read though.
Do you prefer coke or pepsi?
It you say water, you're a gay.
What was your first language and how hard was learning moonrunes
Are the Koreans friendly? Does being in Japan sound better or worse than your experiences in Korea?
Not him but my dad does business in Korea pretty regularly and he says that average koreans are much more welcoming to foreigners than japanese people, but the people in the upper classes and business people are insanely racist compared to Japan.
>and have a real people job (ie not a teacher)
>I work in the gaming industry
I'm getting tired of all these grifters complaining about Japan
>I'm getting tired of all these grifters complaining about Japan
It’s like this new brand of weeb I’ve noticed emerging where they’re obsessed with Japan but have this weird, smug hate boner for it at the same time to tell enthusiastic weebs “um, no sweaty akshually fyi it’s bad.”
They are in phase 2.
>>I live in Japan and you don't haha
He hates Japan though. That's the whole appeal of his channel, if you had actually watched it....
at least he is quite affable about it
Everyone does. Word to the wise, remember pearl harbor.
>remember pearl harbor
American high ups ignoring all the warnings about the raid to get into the war? japs attacking the sunbathing navy because they were selling arms to the USSR?
Yeah, both sides were insane but one was frontal and non-gnomish about it
9/11 was an Israeli operation, as we can easily find out by googling "Dancing Iraelis."
But Pearl Harbor? The most you can use is Washington DC decoding the jap war declaration before the Japan embassy delivered it, which technically happened. I guess that means Japan didn't do a surprise attack? Except Japan actually did, and they planned to time their delivery of their war declaration to a few minutes before the planes hit their targets. Their embassy was tardy translating, but all that means is they should've been a little more generous in their timing, if they didn't want the stigma of a surprise attack. Because justice has been done I can forgive the japs for Pearl Harbor, but I can never forgive Israel for 9/11 or the USS Liberty.
*"Dancing Israelis" I mean.
with garden gnomes you lose
>Because justice has been done
Japan making americans trannies is little compared to americans scorching christian civilian centers with the bombs, justice was not done, the golem shall fall down one day but it will from its own weight and not from someone's sword
>americans scorching christian civilian centers with the bombs
Out of curiosity, which country do you think had more Christians in it, Japan or the United States?
Good thing there's no rat-faced garden gnomes in this thread, or I'd be awful suHispanicious of you!
Reverse psychology doesn't work like that, Chaim
Between higher ups? probably japan tbh
Yeah Japan should've written a nice letter a week in advance saying pretty please can we attack you. lol Americans.
They received several warnings about the attack from other intelligence agencies and decoded messages from planes and warships en route to the bombing
What the back story of this image
/pol/cel fucked around and found out. Turns out he wasn't actually a gigachad with a tradwife and 1 year old child like he always said he was.
>delivers on every cliche
based americans always in for the whole nine yards
the fact that he delivered on every 4chancel stereotype will never not be funny to me
If he hates it there, why doesn’t he leave?
he did leave but he went back
What's with the noses? I don't trust people like that, they look like garden gnomes.
garden gnomes are actually more trustworthy than other people to make up for the harmful and false lies that are spread against them
Like a camouflaged predator
And now we know for a fact NO garden gnomes HAVE BEEN INFILTRATING THIS THREAD. Thanks, totally non-garden gnome poster.
Thank you for correcting the record my good man called Moshe
because outside of japan he's just another average guy.
living in japan is literally his entire personality now.
Because the alternative is 10 times worse
he doesn't hate japan, he frequently says he likes it
just also says the flaws as well instead of going "oh wow" all the time, although recently he has become more shill-y
He gets to pound prime japussy and you don't
He's hitched to 40 y/o Canadian weeb pus
what's with all the garden gnometubers moving to japan?
its one of the very few country's left where you can walk down the street without being attacked by apes that will face zero consequences from the world government that babies them.
It's a popular country that's still highly conservative and anti-immigration, so a lot of white saviour progressive content creators move over there to "fix it."
it’s like any other modern nation and not especially conservative of anti immigration
beginning of the end then, frankly. shoulda listened to papa Abe.
Way less monkey people , less I cant breathers , less big lip wide noses
Some people are under the impression that Tokyo is the new Paris, where "artists" and such all move to.
Japans a nice place to visit but glamorizing living there is pure cope. can't even get a fuckin italian sub anywhere without selling an arm and a leg and it won't even taste right. miserable diet.
Bro id give it up fucking all western sandwiches to live in japan.
I'd live off nothing but stale bread for the rest of my life if it meant I'd never have to see a (sand)moron again.
I thought harem MCs weren't real.
All these japanese youtubers are con artists
Abroad (smug prick)
Dogen (recently did a 45 min advertisement for the company that built his house disguised as regular content)
>Abroad (smug prick)
that's why i like him
MattvsJapan literally took the scam money and fled to Japan.
I lived a decade in Japan and some of these youtubers throw tons of misinfo like you'll feel lonely etc. when nothing could be further from the truth. The only time you feel lonely is when you aren't out or perhaps live in a rural area.
>what no to do in Japan
>be any ethnicity except Japanese
>leave work on time
his face is hard to look at
your face is hard to look at
japanese culture is a loser magnet
i've noticed that well-adjusted, successful people gravitate towards korean culture
Paris could outright buy all 4 of them and make them clean her toilets. She's an heiress that used her name to make even more money.
Japan still seems like a nice society. Its city-life is probably better and cleaner or comparable to nearly every big major American city, but then there's plenty of scenic areas / oceanic areas you could get be at in an afternoon drive if you ever want to get away from the city.
I'd definitely consider moving there if I had the right financial situation but also most importantly actually knowing how to speak and understand Japanese, which will never happen
I WILL GET MY YAMATO NADESHIKO
>Well adjusted successful
>non korean kpop fans
Go back to twitter niggwr
While it's true that japan attracts a lot of losers, the people who are attracted to SK is just a different type of loser. While many may be financially successful, they aren't well-adjusted at all. Seoul in particular is probably the most soulless, vapid and materialistic place on earth. It's like Dubai for people with yellow fever
>the people who are attracted to SK is just a different type of loser
I knew a guy who went to teach english in Korea, he was normal but he said on the bus there he was talking to this white chick who said she only took the job to get a Korean husband.
I'm sorry anon but Hilton destroyed those bitches.
>Be a dumb retard gay
>Go to Japan to teach English because it's the only job you can get
>Intentionally fail to make any Japanese friends, contacts, or lovers
>Spend all day, every day seething at people who enjoy the country and are successful in it
>"REEEEEEE THEY HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND moronS AND FOREIGNERS REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Tired of these dumb gays. Please leave the country and stop poisoning the youth of one of the last vestiges of common sense left in the world.
/thread and agreed
If you're not a retard wasting his days here teaching English and never leaving the gaijin bubble, finding japanese friends and integrating into society ain't really that hard. Japanese people value effort over the fact that you're a foreigner and if they see that in you (e.g. you learning Japanese to the extent that you can handle everyday life and conversations and show appreciation for their country) they'll in most cases automatically like you. No one wants to hang around with foreigners that are constantly complaining and impossible to communicate because they refuse to learn your language or assimilate into your culture. I know too many of these people here and they're a waste of time of energy, both for Japanese people and also foreigners that actually like living here and respect Japan for what it is.
With garden gnome you lose. It's impossible to make friends with garden gnomes because they'll refuse to give an inch but demand you give a mile.
>a fraud in japan
Let's be real: If anime and manga never existed, nobody would give a second thought about Japan.
Let's be real. You must have a nice day, zoom zoom.
>apply for working holiday visa in your 20s
>start working at a scummy "English School" that hires everyone that can breathe as long as they are foreign looking
>half ass your job while partying all the time, singing Teenage Dirtbag at overprived karaoke chains and fucking gaijin hunting Japanese sluts
>visa is about to expire but you are having so much fun
>apply for a working visa at your shitty school
>keep doing the same shit as before, but you are getting older
>Japan kinda sucks all of the sudden and you will never belong
>ask for a promotion, but you're getting laughed out of the room, because everyone knows that teaching English is a sham and there are thousands of people like you who would do that work for peanuts just to be able to live in grorious Nippon
>become bitter and start hating Japan
>you can't go home because you wasted your most important years being a glorified scam artist and everyone back home knows what it means when someone "taught English" in Asia
>start a youtube channel
what always gets me is that one video of him where he explains he didn't even know Japanese when he entered the country
>>you can't go home because you wasted your most important years being a glorified scam artist and everyone back home knows what it means when someone "taught English" in Asia
Literally no one gives a shit. Go home
>teaching English is a sham
So what's the deal with this? Half the people I've met on the internet are "going to teach english in [ASIAN COUNTRY]"
In Asian countries there's a thing called an "assistant english teacher" and there are various programs willing to hand you a multi-month long vacation as long as you are a native english speaker and willing to take the job. Your job is pretty much to stand in the classroom and to pronounce english words because the actual teachers have terrible accents and often can't do it. Most of the time you are not required to know the local language to take the job. Most of the time what happens is that the time you agreed to runs out, at which point, unless you secured another job, you are send back home and are replaced with another white monkey who then also gets sent home.
>In Asian countries there's a thing called an "assistant english teacher"
No, that's just a Japanese thing. Literally every other country has the foreigner be the main teacher.
A Japanese dude told me that the English teachers aren’t even always native English speakers, just people that say they speak English. He said you can find guys from the Philippines or Africa who have terrible accents.
idk if they are all like the cliche.
But I worked with a guy who was doing this, it was his plan.
To be fair to him he did 'try' to learn Japanese, by walking around at work all day with one earbud in and a language tape playing, but he never did any work at it and he couldn't say anything when you asked him. I think he was just hoping it would leech into his brain.
Anyway, he was exactly the weirdo stereotype. Personable enough on the surface and only slightly weird looking, but quickly it became clear he was intensely autistic and fetishised Japanese women. He was acting like he was in training to go to heaven, except he did no training and wasn't very competent at anything, so it was obvious he would fuck up teaching his own native language to bug people and spend his entire time there alone apart from whatever other weirdos like him were randomly assigned to the same region.
He came back disenchanted because surprisingly, Japanese women don't automatically want to fuck weird looking foreign autists that don't speak their language.
He should've been blond and blue eyed.
>your culture consists of shitting on your hosts, because it's a typological shit show
There was never any other arc for such an individual, loudmouth bullshitters are anathema to Japanese sense of propriety which borders on 6th sense.
Literally, unironically. If I could go back in time, I would have never taken up Japanese in university
But mr abroad, I do live in japan.
You fucking nonce.
>What did he mean by this?
He's a garden gnome and they refused him nepogarden gnome status. In his mind he's entitled to seethe.
its just England but more nonces.
I guess what he should do is get one of those faggy japanese hairstyles huh?
If i ever go to japan im gonna act like an obnoxious gaijin, wich is just acting normal i guess. Kinda cool being the moron of their society for a few days, talking loud and so on
>Kinda cool being the moron of their society for a few days
this was my thought process. You could see the little japanese boys seething at me but never having the guts to actually say anything.
you all have weird opinions about Japan
I'd love to live in japan. The only thing putting me off is the disgusting work hours you're expected to do.
>bro just work an extra 3-4 hours every day unpaid
Did you guys know that asians aren’t white?
That's true. And wait til you see what continent garden gnomes come from!
Yeah, they genocided their local whites.
>it's a Kaho walking through Akiba stream today
her streams are so boring. can't even say shit without being censored by the mods.
Expats in Japan are incredibly gatekeepy
Especially if they're very garden gnomey
>I live in Japan but my opinion on British politics is still valid and should be respected
What a huge gay
Lot's of American, British, Canadian and Australian ex-pats still vote in their elections back "home" and probably know fuck all about the politics but still do. Instead of mail in ballots they should probably be given a bullet to the head because they're not paying taxes and allowing their home countries to go to shit in their absence.
>not paying taxes
You’re wrong on this point. There’s no escape from the IRS.
yeah they kill people who don’t pay taxes
That looks like a garden gnome bro
He's very /misc/. More /misc/ than most of the posters here.
>Japan is so great to live here
>no as a white Westerner you'll be miserable in Japan don't come here
Why is every weeb tourist YouTuber like this?
Let me guess, he doesn't even hang out with Japanese people and just hangs out with other white people (often just other youtubers)?
I think that guy specifically is a fucking garden gnome.
Isnt that for you to supply? You made the claim
I looked at the nose. And the nose knows.
Why even live in Japan at this point? I myself love Japan, but I would NEVER want to live there. I don't understand why you wouldn't just go there for vacation occasionally, you get the best of two world. You get to experience all the good parts about the country without having to endure all the bad parts.
that's what youtubers get to do though, they get to opt-out of their gruelling work culture, don't have to be raised in their gruelling school culture, get to make money and enjoy all the good bits with freedom
He's got quite a few Japanese friends he hangs out with. He's one of the few Youtubers that does.
Nope, he doesn't. Natsuki barely even bothers with him anymore (and us definitely paid to apoear and pretend to be hus lolcow friend when he does), Ryoutaro is his assigned Tokyo Creative handler (his boss), just like Kaho (a literal shriveled up porn star) is for Joey and Connor. And of course they always only speak English.
>what not to do in japan
lol what? not be japanese and try to live there? where do fags and their sense of obligations they project on people come from?
Chris has lived in Japan for over a decade. Ten years, and he still hasn't
>Been able to learn Japanese
>Been able to make a Japanese friend (Ryoutaro is his tard wrangler from Tokyo Creative, not sure Natsuki counts)
Pretty pathetic. And then he cucked out for that fatty Sharla, who was cheating on her fiance. At least they deserve each other, both beings useless sacks of shit.
>not sure Natsuki counts
Seems like Natsuki was a genuine good guy who took pity on the lonely gaijin tard in the beginning, but now he's fed up with Chris' massively inflated youtube ego. If you know japanese you'll also notice that he is completely normal when he's not being his engrish clown character. I think he's tired of it all, but it pays well enough that he can't just cut it off.
>live in a country
>don't even learn the langauge
>don't integrate into their society
>just seethe that they don't accept you as a inborn Japanese person
It's the same story every time, white English teachers seething that Japanese people don't considering them Japanese....while they don't even bother to learn the language of the country they live in.
find me the person who grew up saying "I want to be an ENGLISH TEACHER!" and i'll show you the biggest gay ever.
Why do IT guys and other office wageoids in Japan complain about English teachers so much?
Because they are ALTs, not teachers. It's not a real job, they have no real reason to be in Japan, no talent, and they never manage to learn the local language. They are eternal weeb manchildren.
and your office job is consequential?
No idea why you chose that word, but an office job usually entails work which require education, knowledge, abilities and effort. It also means you have an actual contextual reason to be in Japan, beyond "I like anime and can dance like a monkey".
I'm going to Japan on holiday soon. Is there any etiquette stuff I should know? Should I just think about what an Amerifat would do and do the opposite?
you don’t need to know anything
If you're an American, as you should be, remember: you're in charge. These people surrendered to you. They are yours.
just be sure to flap your dingy rong trime.
>Proposes to a divorcee when he doesn't want kids
>His fiancé immediately starts on OnlyFans
Chris' JUST arc is beginning.
Neither of those two are Sharla. That is Chris' studio though, wtf.
Seethe, cope, etc.
>Acuck in Japan
It's all gone belly up broski
Are you fucking kidding me? Did Sharla become an ewhore, literal moments after getting hooked with Chris??
Fucking Will Smith-tier public humiliation cuck what the fuck
It's funny and all, but I doubt you'll ever see her post anything explicit. Joey The Anime Man's girlfriend is doing it too. The price of fame is humiliation.
What the fuck??
That pigfaced fatty? Who pays for this shit?
I don't think it's necessarily that they're found to be appealing based off of their looks as much as it is their fame or the fame of the one they're with. You wouldn't pay to see photos of a bald-headed girl, but you might be tempted to buy one's of idubbs' girlfriend.
No, I don't think that I would.
>as much as it is their fame or the fame of the one they're with.
>is that a hecking famous person?! I must consoom!
>I'm being influeeeenced!
>oh no, I was blinded by fame and ignored obvious advances and attempts at manipulation until it turned it into literal sexual assault!
>oh no, I was gaslit!
>you don't understand, despite constant red flags I could never leave because reasons!
>oh no, I was brainwashed to join a sex cult!
>oh no, I was convinced to do a sexual assault because who was phone?!
I hate normal people so much it's unreal.
"Normal" people? I hate /misc/ eceleb worshippers. What utter shitstains on the ass of humanity.
C U C K
Too much cu ckano
Thats so fucking shameful, why does he take it like a cuck. Sharla is a fucking confused middle aged hoe to be honest, she'll dump him first chance she gets. Poor fool.
Isn't that the same arse tat in other photos on her twitter
What in the fuck
Thats a nice ass though
>propose to a girl
>less than a month later she starts and onlyfans
That never happened, though. Implying anyone would want to see Sharla's flabs exposed.
He did date her while she was cheating on her previous fiance, though. So he's still a cuck.
I know it's hard to believe but that really is her in the photo
Chris is about to have problems with the Yakuza if he's about to start running porn on their turf.
Hidinginmyroom was the most hilarious one of these guys, just a complete walking disaster.
>It's another "white guy goes to Japan as an English teacher trying to fit in (he doesn't) and to vlog about Japan lifestyle and how it's way better than in the west (he just has yellow fever)" episode
Abroad in Japan was better when it was a bit more amateur, when he had more of a fish out of water view on everything. He talked about the great bits but also the bad bits
Nowadays his channel is too much like a travel documentary, not the same anymore
You give him too much credit. It's mostly just Tokyo Creative clickbait and him eating shit.
>TOP TEN THINGS TO DO IN JAPAN :O
>TOP TEN RIDE THINGS YOU CAN NEVER SAY TO A JAPANESE PERSON!!?
>TOP TEN HOTSPRINGS IN JAPAN
>HOW TO GET A JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND
>WHY JAPAN HATES FOREIGNERS
I can't stand those videos where they're paid by some prefecture to do local stuff. It's just a commercial.
How about you actually go and learn some Japanese, you useless slob?
he can speak japanese
He is fucking N5. Dogen even made a video mocking him, and he didn't even notice he was being bullied.
As someone who wasted his youth learning nippongo, no. He fucking sucks. Worse than me after my first four months in Japan. It's incredible that he hadn't learned more in all these years.
i did a whole deep dive on this and found out at one point he was around N2 but decided to focus on youtube more and dropped his studies so he never became fluent. dogen obviously is the best foreign jap speaker on youtube but i like this smaller youtuber kemushi chan she actually speaks to countryside hicks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbz9YEwUXKo
>at one point he was around N2
Self-reported, no doubt!
Ch-chris...? I know threads like these can be hard to read, but seriously consider the ramifications of replying.
Weebs hate him because he lives the life they wish they could while also not thinking Japan is hot shit at the same time.
Lol, go back in the cuckshed, Chris. Ryoutato wants a round with your "wife".
No lie, I have a black American friend married to a Japanese woman and he legit doesn't know a word of Japanese after living there thirty years
for some reason whenever i go to a foreign country i literally do not give the singlest of shits as to what they think of me, i won't adhere to any of your stupid customs
i spent half of my time in thailand walking around in nothing but boxer briefs and flip flops
Thailand isn't a country. Thailand is a brothel. No one cares what a brothel customer dresses like.
>could go out with any Jap qt
>gets ENGAGED with a white coal burning whore that cheated on her previous ex
Deserves everything that’s coming to him
I fully understand why he didn't date a Japanese girl
deport all gaijins(males)
I have no idea who this garden gnomey looking gay is.
I can't believe you losers actually worship youtube ecelebs.
I've lived in Japan for almost 20 years, ask me anything.
Don't care much. He was alright early on but ever since he let the TT crowd on his channel it went to shit.
Out of the people he associates with he's probably the most tolerable one since his distaste for japanese things seem way more affected and insincere while the others like the TT and Dogen actually seem to be seething for real that the nips don't care about them or their hangups.
They all have very little to tell you if you're actually interested in Japan for that matter. Despite having Kadokawa/Book Walker handlers they will tell you shit even tourists and normalfag youtubers know is wrong like saying Akiba has no good food.
I can't believe you actually know who youtube eceleb gays are. Why do you worship these losers? Do you have that little personality yourself?
lol no. I used to watch the OP guy a bit years ago when he was just a random "this jp thing is cool" youtube guy, and I know the others only because they were on his channel and because of /jp/ shitposting about them.
>n-no I don't worship ecelebs B-BUT I LOVE ECELEBS HERE'S WHY-
>h-how dare you shittalk my e-celebs
>you're the e-celeb worshipper!
If you even *know* who one of these gays are you are irredeemable trash who doesn't deserve to live. have a nice day, you failed at life. You will always be a bottomfeeder follower.
Trying way too hard.
For me, is Kira-sensei.
>lives in japan, the land of qts
>dates a obese post wall rostie from canada
Why a garden gnometubers always like this?
Most of them seem to have some strange cope about jp women being bad.
I'm a weaboo with a similar trajectory in life as him probably. Most of his shit is obviously aimed at clueless foreigners, but he dashes some good general knowledge in. Good on him for getting his YouTube busy at exactly the right time. Hopefully he can make the right choices to not make his money and "fame" go to waste
Why does he still look like shit even though he goes on all those bike rides?