I love when this shit happens, when a threat is so big they just throw everything at it

I love when this shit happens, when a threat is so big they just throw everything at it

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Part of the reason The SInestro Corps War was so great was because both sides did this. The Sinestro Corps at that point had every Crisis supervillain on its roster and just threw it all at Earth

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's moronic. The non-flyers shouldn't be the high above ground nor should they be doing a flying pose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're bunnyhopping.

      Comics really love swords and whips.

      Everyone loves swords and whips are the author's thinly veiled fetish.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't try to find much logic here, in the first place Batman and Robin have no place in this fight, they can't even serve as a distraction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are there so that they can react to Risk losing his 1 remaining arm.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He really thought he was doing something there, generally all of them were pretty wienery against someone that was basically manhandling the whole lot of them with very little effort.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone just stands there and watches him do it
            Boy he was right he wasn't in good standing with them anymore

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair it's not like anyone there could do anything to stop him, there seems to be a lot of powerlessly looking up when Prime is involved.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So, what did Risk ever actually do besides get his arms ripped off? I know he was a Teen Titans character that got shleved after the arm thing, and then he fricking died apparently here because we never saw him again after this.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think Tom Taylor actually killed him off again somewhat recently in a crossover between his Nightwing and Jon Kent books. Poor bastard can’t catch a break.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is just embarrassing, what was Johns thinking here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normally I'm like, eh its just supposed to look cool...
      But, yeah. Like Black Canary just standing there in the middle of a charging horde. Get out of the way!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comics really love swords and whips.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They sure do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whips are based

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone always looks so uncoordinated. A mass of flailing bodies, no formation incorporating their respective powers.
    Gay.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bLaCK aDaM iS a cApTaIn mArVeL vIlLaIN
    It's like no one remembered the push he got in the 2000's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Way too many just for Black Adam. Arguably Power girl has a good chance alone, and her and WW should be more than enough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Power Girls a jobber

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Arguably Power girl has a good chance alone, and her and WW should be more than enough.
        Ignoring the fact that this WW is Donna, both WW and PG are fricking shitters and would get plowed by Adam with his eyes shut and arms tied. Thunderbolt, Lanterns, Firestorm and arguably MMH and Steel are the only ones in this crowd who can do shit. Hell, Firestorm bodied Adam solo already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like no one remembered the push he got in the 2000's
      Doesn't mean he ever stopped being a CM villain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the push. It was just moronic.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing more hype to me than a character whose very existence is like a code red for the Heroes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't even get a ring, they just gave him some Sinestro Corps merch lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funny stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does he even need one?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, but it's still funny he got the Sinestro branding and everything but they still chose to not give him a ring. Although that actually might have been purposeful because he is the most powerful individual in the group alongside the anti monitor (and we all know how he ended up). Especially if you consider that the solar armor they gave him obviously wasn't cutting it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t a good book, but I do like seeing Manhattan genuinely intrigued by the concept of magic here. That smile on his face is just so wholesome.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man he was OP as hell

    resisted justice league without the sun
    beat the best green lantern ever
    then came back to fight the justice league again
    destroyed the anti monitor
    and keep fighting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      took the two corps too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look at his face just listening to the anti monitor talk big game, he was so looking forward to ruining that homosexual's day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look at his face just listening to the anti monitor talk big game, he was so looking forward to ruining that homosexual's day

        What are these pages from? An Infinite Crisis tie-in, I'm guessing?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sinestro Corps War

          It wasn’t a good book, but I do like seeing Manhattan genuinely intrigued by the concept of magic here. That smile on his face is just so wholesome.

          He seems more condescending to it than just wholesomely interested

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Sinestro Corps War
            Thanks, I've been meaning to read that story-line.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even with the suit alone and no sun he was abusing pretty much everyone.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one, who thought this was a Christmas tree from the thumbnail?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There really is something cool about this, now it’s just heroes running away or fighting a threat that’s too big to see. And BWL definitely did not have the 1v100 energy to him. Only big villain with a sympathetic personality too, fleshed out even.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we made parallax and kid miracleman clone
    And it worked, it was the most entertaining thing of that era. The Thanagarian War dragged

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Geoff Johns smashes toys together in the sandbox... Again.
    Wow he's such a great writer guys!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good writers don't do comics, he at least writes entertaining shit, which is more than most can say with their snoozefests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still leagues better than anything DC has pulled in the last decade.

      Especially with the Batman who keks

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imo this is dogshit writing. it makes all the characters have homogenous relationships when this happens often enough. i want to read the first time alan scott meets starfire, not just have them show up on random splash pages and then be assumed to have always known each other. it stops the characters from having proper relationships.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could always just have them do it anyway. It's not like fighting alongside fifty other people counts as meeting. At most they could just refer to it like
      >We've fought together a few times but I never introduced myself.
      or something like that, I'm not a writer.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Legit, beyond Wonder Woman's design, the only true highlight in the second Dark Knights Metal shitshow was P R I M E T I M E. If they'd just let him have that tagteam with Krypto, guarantee you he'd have bodied Batkek.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he literally did body batkek even without Krypto, he just wasn't the one to kill him

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's Superman Prime's reading order, Cinemaphile? What books can be skipped and which are a must-read?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >First Crisis on Infinite Earths
      >Infinite Crisis
      >Sinestro War
      >Countdown to Final Crisis 13-26 (pretty awful and very long with very few appearances of his, just watch a video on youtube of his fight with Monarch and you get the idea)
      >Legion of 3 Worlds
      >The Blackest Night tie in of adventure comics Vol.2 N.5
      >Death Metal
      >The secret Origin
      There is also that one Teen Titans arc that you should absolutely skip and pretend it never happened, it's beyond horrendous what that author did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >First Crisis on Infinite Earths
      >Infinite Crisis
      >Sinestro War
      >Countdown to Final Crisis 13-26 (pretty awful and very long with very few appearances of his, just watch a video on youtube of his fight with Monarch and you get the idea)
      >Legion of 3 Worlds
      >The Blackest Night tie in of adventure comics Vol.2 N.5
      >Death Metal
      >The secret Origin
      There is also that one Teen Titans arc that you should absolutely skip and pretend it never happened, it's beyond horrendous what that author did.

      For a must read though.
      >Infinite Crisis
      >Sinestro War
      >Legion of three worlds
      Those three should do, and of course the finale of his story so far in death metal and secret origins. You don't really need the rest.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else find it weird that the red guy at the bottom is flying so low to the ground? It looks like he is crawling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Does anyone else find it weird that the red guy at the bottom is flying so low to the ground?
      Yes

      [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Does anyone else find it weird that the red guy at the bottom is flying so low to the ground?
      Yes
      [...]

      I don't know why I thought that would work

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually kinda like empty hand from dark crisis

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >vaguely treathen the multiverse
      >randomly shows up in Pariah's gay villain group then disapear for the rest of the story
      >do nothing
      Ah yes.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Superboy Prime so powerful? Isn't he just a younger Superman?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is the sole survivor of the pre-crisis Prime universe where everything was bullshit iirc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >where everything was bullshit
        Quite the opposite actually, everything in earth prime was extremely normal, to the point that no heroes or otherwise super powered beings existed besides him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True but he was still from the pre-Crisis multiverse where Kryptonians (especially Superman) had no defined powerlevel and essentially had the ability to do anything. Plus it's generally assumed that being from Earth-Prime gives him reality warper powers on other Earths like everyone else from there gets, and the reason he's so bullshit moron strong is because he thinks he should be.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >and the reason he's so bullshit moron strong is because he thinks he should be.
            Could be that I guess, it really is up to anyone's interpretation. But I think the most canonical explanation is that he is simply so physically powerful, that he alter reality through sheer strength alone. To a certain extent it's even portrayed that only recently did he manage to fully control his power to the fullest extent, becoming able to perform reality warping punches on a whim as seen in Death Metal. He is even basically one shoted a Superman there. But now that I think about it, he also seemed to have a vague cosmic awareness of what him killing that superman did to that world, so we are probably both right to a certain extent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he is the Superman from earth prime, aka our world, and basically operates on silver age superman levels of power since he survived through the first crisis without getting rebooted (In fact I think silver age Superman at some point even hinted Superboy may be even stronger than him). And as if that already wasn't overpowered enough, kryptonite from other worlds has no effect on him, and because his Krypton was swallowed up by a sun instead of exploding, no Kryptonite exists that can effect him. Also because magic didn't exist in his world, he is basically immune to it. So he is pretty much Superman, only much, much, much more powerful and with zero weaknesses besides a red sun, which he can easily avoid if he doesn't spaz out since even then only genuine red sun radiation works on him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Plus he's wearing a copy of Anti-Monitor's armor which constantly feeds him energy. Even a red sun doesn't keep him down for long unless it gets taken off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True, but in the picture in the op, he is basically operating solely based on that, has no sunlight reserves of his own and is weakened severely even with it. Some people misunderstand it as a power up, but as you said, all it does is constantly keep him energized. So even his one weakness, that of a red sun, is invalid as long as even a bit of his armor is intact, but it doesn't really make him more powerful as much as just eliminate his last remaining weakness.

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