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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't she cast as Chani?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chani in the books is a mostly useless and bland character. Crazy Alya is much more interesting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find it interesting how you judge a loving nurturing woman who wants to raise children and has strong religious beliefs as "bland".
        but yeah she isnt the yaasss queen slay type of women that everyone seems to love this days.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She does nothing of note except dying.

          Stilgar is a trad man too but he manages to be relevant and multidimensionnal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          take your meds polcel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has some kids, dies
          vs.
          >is awakened prematurely due to mom drinking worm jizz, born as an abomination with her mind already developed, murders her family's mortal enemy as a child, eventually is possessed by her ancestors, goes completely crazy and meets an untimely end

          Yes. Chani is a bland character and Alia is an interesting one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alia doesn't do anything except kill the Baron (which Paul was gonna do anyway) in Messiah she could be written out completely. Maybe keep her scene her pussy throbs for Duncan and Paul sees her naked but that's it. In Children of Dune she also does nothing and commits suicide. Chani is the most importanting thing in Dune because she birthed the God Emperor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I find it interesting how you judge a loving nurturing woman who wants to raise children and has strong religious beliefs as "bland".
          That is boring in a fictional setting (and Herbert having her and Paul use shit like thy and thou in their dialogue was cringe too). The big issue with DUNC Chani isn't how she's written but the fact she is portrayed by a frumpy monkey-faced b***h like Zendaya who still talks with an American accent alone out of all the Fremen. Total shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >who still talks with an American accent alone out of all the Fremen
            idk why more people don't bring that up she even calls attention to stilgor's accent at one point but she has none her own and it doesn't match the "northern" accent at all as her friend speaks with a different accent from her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chani's entire character is getting on her knees for Paul then dying. Shockingly, they have even less chemistry in the book. I know you're a virgin shizoid that wants your loyal 10/10 trad wife who makes you mac and cheese while you play vidya but that doesn't make for an engaging movie character.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they hated him because he spoke the truth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's why I am not entirely doomer on messiah. If she was totally cut out then I'd fear Chani becoming the protagonist and some asspulls to have paul be killed off by her or whatever. But Alia is clearly going to be a big player (and probably get some rapid aging asspull from being an abomination), and is dead-set on Paul and the golden path. So at a minimum if they do some asspulls to make Chani the heroine and kill paul or whatever instead of walking off into the desert I'll be able to enjoy the tragedy of noble Alia and the atredies falling.

        >I find it interesting how you judge a loving nurturing woman who wants to raise children and has strong religious beliefs as "bland".
        That is boring in a fictional setting (and Herbert having her and Paul use shit like thy and thou in their dialogue was cringe too). The big issue with DUNC Chani isn't how she's written but the fact she is portrayed by a frumpy monkey-faced b***h like Zendaya who still talks with an American accent alone out of all the Fremen. Total shit.

        It is how she's written, she's one step away from using the words colonizers and white privilege/white savior. She should not have been this identipol twitter activist. If they wanted her to be contrasted to Paul then make her emphasize a rejection of fate and destiny. Convincing Paul to be his own man instead of a pawn of the Gesserits and their genetic witchery instead of literally being the twitterati
        >I HATE WIYPIPO BUT I ALSO LOVE WHITE BOY.
        There's a point in the early middle half where I swear she says "you're not a fremen [but also is loving/fawning over him]" and it's so absurd to me that highly religious adult fedaykin men for some reason only teenage girls are feyadkin, I don't remember seeing any older adult women among the fighters? are so quick to accept and appreciate this scrawny ass teenage boy while the teenage girls are seething and suspicious of him.

        It's like if you had the Taliban allowing their young women to go about freely but still be hyper jihad, Miles Routledge shows up and the women scowl and stare at him while the Taliban love to hang out with him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that just Kurdistan? Young girls frick around with AKs in some caves until they die or get married and settle in a village?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kurdistan doesn't exist, no matter how many times NATO meekly implies it could be if Turkey doesn't X, Y, and Z.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's one in Iraq right now you idiot roach.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is why the west needs to cast the roaches aside and nuke them. No one would care. Both the Chinese and the Russians would thank us and high-five us. The world would sigh with relief.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. Glad to see at least one anon can read.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where then will I get my inevitable hair transplant?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goldstein said no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was the first film I've seen with Zendaya in a major role and Jesus Christ she was fricking terrible. Ugly titless mutt. Most of her "acting" was her doing a frowny face. Hopeless.
      Why didn't they have Alia born in this film? Her poisoning the Baron would have been kino.

      Denis probably couldn't find a competent 4 year old.

      She does nothing of note except dying.

      Stilgar is a trad man too but he manages to be relevant and multidimensionnal.

      Child actors are a plague. Also he hates dialogues, that way he can cut half of it...

      > you will kneel incels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good aesthetic if you like to frick underage muslim boys.
        pedowood should burn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is her head so wide? It's not because of a giant brain, anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a nosejob would do her wonders

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shoulders three inches wider than hips
        It never began.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ABOMINATION

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could a cgi 4 year old anya worked in the final scene?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the first film I've seen with Zendaya in a major role and Jesus Christ she was fricking terrible. Ugly titless mutt. Most of her "acting" was her doing a frowny face. Hopeless.
    Why didn't they have Alia born in this film? Her poisoning the Baron would have been kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Denis probably couldn't find a competent 4 year old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Child actors are a plague. Also he hates dialogues, that way he can cut half of it...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost felt like they made her uglier, but really it was her without specific makeup and careful angles/lighting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was pure kino in the 1984 version

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, incel, she was not. nobody liked the 1984 version. have sex.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All us proper Lynch fans are having sex at least once a year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was.

        no, incel, she was not. nobody liked the 1984 version. have sex.

        no, you have sex.
        Purist Lynchian acolytes do not have sex.
        They have vision.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely dont understsnd how anyone likes the Lynch Dune. Even ironically. Its a shit movie, a shit movie even by the low modern standards, and a shit adaptation of Dune. Jesus Christ.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the set design is great and it is hilarious but I enjoy watching stupid movies

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have David Lunch's unproduced Dune Messiah script?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please gain some weight back Anya you have so much potential

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't regrow buccal fat

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man the baron is looking good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won't be surprised if the Baron possessing her occurrs in 3. You have the Baron as the villain of every single film that way and Alia killing herself is another thread tied up by the film's end - you don't have the big loose end of a freak of nature like Alia ruling the Empire as regent

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's impossible. A man is in love with the idea of loving someone, while a woman is in love with the idea of being loved.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if I were paul id choose to frick my sister instead thus ensuring a bloodline of genetically enhanced psychic galactic emperors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAHHHHHHH SEEEEDXO SEXOSEXI SEXXXXOOOOOOO!!!!! OOOK OOOK OOK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear alia wanted to frick him in the books.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf i love reading now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alia only wants BIG GHOLA wiener
        The Tleilaxu gave Hayt a yuge wang, Atreides men cannot compete

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i NEVER thought i'd day this but she could use some weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks enhanced (ie i'm extremely attracted to her and i wish i could cum inside her and breed her so bad it's unreal) if you can pick up what i'm laying down here my brotherman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did anon mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really want to make vigorous sweaty, animal-like sex with her and ejaculate sticky hot semen as deep inside her as my 5 inch white wiener can shoot and have her bear my child as a result of this, if you catch my tokyo drift my bretheren

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I also want your white wiener to make her have white babies while she is my (not white) white girlfriend !

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      There's probably a Crusader Kings mod for this

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you seething?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leto: grey-brown hair
    >Jessica: brown hair
    >Paul: dark brown/black hair
    >Alya: blonde hair
    Jessica's got some splainin to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you think we should make her appearance book accurate?
      >nah its a bother and nobody fricking cares
      BRAVO PENIS

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Brave filmmaker: If Jackson can make Gollum convincing then surely I can have a crack at Alia. There's been 20 years of sfx development since then and the prize is showing the audience the creepiest child ever seen. What a challenge!
    >Hack filmmaker: eeh just have Jessica talk to herself and throw in a grown up Alia in a vision or some shit idk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids are shit I don't want to see them in my kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, a cgi toddler that moves and speaks like an adult would be kino if done properly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they tried that in one of the twilight movies. it was fricking terrifying, so i agree with you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing in shitty vfx that distracts the audience is something only a brave director would dare do
      >a hack filmmaker will keep the film tonally consistent and not silly
      Wow, I'm learning so much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dune without weirdness is good achshually
        Villenoov fans, everyone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Penis V couldn't out-weird David Lynch. No one can.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jodorowski could and would have done so.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, his version would have been wild. One of the great missed opportunities.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is Anya you idiots

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the incest themes in these movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong? too spicy for you, chud?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The books had a lot of Frank's fetishes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other than

      The books had a lot of Frank's fetishes.

      the "medieval-punk" setting and eugenics programs meant that close bloodlines are inevitable.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me bookgays, what Dune books outside of the first 3 are worth reading. Are any of the non-Frank ones good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only read the first one, but the general consensus for your second question is
      >NO!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >non-Frank ones
      DON'T

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite book is God Emperor of Dune. To finally see the end of the golden path and the insane hilarity that

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > you WILL lust over the c**ty hominid female scowling for 2 hours and you will LIKE it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pity zoomers. We had Megan Fox and they had this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Whenever I see a moronic zoomer post, I do not hate them. They know not what they do.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >does assassinate Baron
    >isn't even born
    >Paul and Chani's baby doesn't even happen thus leaving Paul's motivations without any real reasoning

    moronic film. Spat on the book.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i said "olive juice"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fremen are muslims

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the Bene Gesserits have such strong sex magic and we know they are manipulative why don't all the great houses either:
    >have a eunuch or homosexual advising the duke at all times
    or
    >have a woman running them
    ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason Lords and even Kings had to put up with clergy in their kingdom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you suggesting the Bene Gesserit actually run a publicly-known religion? I've only read the first book, but I was under the impression their religion was restricted to their members and the seeded half-practitioners, like the Fremen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have a woman running them
      women can't run militaries

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesnt leto 2 make an all women military

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they take orders from him and he crushed any serious army that could oppose him long before the fish chicks were set up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hes a fricking worm sitting in a cave on arrakis. They must have independent battlefield commanders who can function independently

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He got dat prescience homie, he gives out orders before any war even begins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are terrified of the Bene Gesserits because The Voice has no real counter and their combat abilities are on par with the Sardaukar.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the bit in E.T. where he gets sick 🙁

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like an Albino malnourished Somali here.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no fremen orgies shown

    Why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      benis villeneuve is a b***h

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can watch absolute scifi kino in imax
    >Cinemaphile is so far down the drain that they go contrarian against proper films
    no wonder Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile get all the pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >contrarian against proper films
      ? but we love LynchDune here

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry only my mom loves me, you are a liar

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cut out the Paul's stepkids subplot
    Hackjob tb h

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