i miss movie parodies

i miss movie parodies

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the average movie goer really not know what he was talking about? It seemed pretty clear to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't see it at release because it looked like shit to me in previews, but I'm guessing the average viewer went there to enjoy the action and simple flow of the story only to be hit with this guy at the tail end of the film who completely shifts to more complex verbiage in order to do an exposition dump. It probably confused people since he's completely out of tone with the rest of the film. He's certainly easier to understand today because people have had a lot more time to understand the film, but I wouldn't be surprised if a large portion of moviegoers didn't understand it when they first encountered it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every Matrix movie is full of lengthy tell don't show infodumps, so I don't see how it could have been unexpected.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it in the cinemas and I understood but then again I am not moronic.
      Either way matrix sequels were moronic anyway.

      Still the MTV awards skit OP posted was KINO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understood it before he was even finish talking and everyone I know understood it completely unlike those other stupid people that were confused by it. What a bunch of fricking idiots.

        Do you think the average American actually understands Latin?

        I understood what he was saying so easily that it's a bit embarrassing. If anything, he talks like a ghetto thug by my standards. It was like I was listening to a rapper. The Wachowski sisters should have made him talk more sophisticated if they wanted me to take the character seriously.

        I understood his speech earlier than anyone in this thread. I give it an D- in difficulty. I need something that challenges my superior intellect. I can't believe people were confused by this.

        Who you trying to impress? Nobody here cares.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understood it before he was even finish talking and everyone I know understood it completely unlike those other stupid people that were confused by it. What a bunch of fricking idiots.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understood what he was saying so easily that it's a bit embarrassing. If anything, he talks like a ghetto thug by my standards. It was like I was listening to a rapper. The Wachowski sisters should have made him talk more sophisticated if they wanted me to take the character seriously.

        I understood his speech earlier than anyone in this thread. I give it an D- in difficulty. I need something that challenges my superior intellect. I can't believe people were confused by this.

        >I understood him before he was done talking
        This low key flex is kind of cringe tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the average American actually understands Latin?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understood what he was saying so easily that it's a bit embarrassing. If anything, he talks like a ghetto thug by my standards. It was like I was listening to a rapper. The Wachowski sisters should have made him talk more sophisticated if they wanted me to take the character seriously.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sisters

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah, well I understood him before I even saw the film, I thinked before he talked that he talked like a wrapper too and I understanded the goodest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understood his speech earlier than anyone in this thread. I give it an D- in difficulty. I need something that challenges my superior intellect. I can't believe people were confused by this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that they had to alter the script to humans being used as batteries because they were worried people wound's understand the cpu plot point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *wouldn't

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        correction: because the producers didn't understand the distributed processing plot point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was nothing confusing about what he said, he just went all around the houses to make his point. The people who didn't get it are the same morons who didn't understand Morpheus' battery monologue in the first one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought the punchline was his vocabulary being needlessly extravagant, not that what he said was literally incomprehensible

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The parody devolves into him not understanding what the hell he's even saying.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and every "parody" of the scene has that point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polysyllabic words intimidate average people.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        suck my bilabial neowiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes yes I am very smart and no one else got it other than me, even after 15+ years to think about it, only me understands it and everyone else is moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was like how after Inception came out people were always making jokes about how confusing it was when it really wasn't.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        except south park, south park made jokes about how up its own ass it was while being really fricking simple.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it with my 19 year old son. In this part of the movie my son turned to me and said " dad, is this old guy supposed to have down syndrome?" That's how stupid the dialogue was

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally knew before every creature on earth including the siblings who made this simple garbage

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies today are already complete retreads of older, better movies so there's no substance left to parody anymore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Movies are just a series of nonsensical images, strung together to project a reality that does not exist

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing comes out anymore that is actually unique or memorable enough to parody

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need people to actually watch movies to get all the jokes in a parody. Nowadays, zoomers don't get 99% of movie references. They can make tiktok meme parody movies I guess.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ergo vis a vis.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M TALKING NOW OKAY?! ERGO MOUTH SHUT EARS OPEN!

    ERGO OPEN YOUR YAPPER ONE MORE TIME AND I AM GOING TO ARCHITECT A WORLD OF PAIN ALL OVER YOU!

    ERGO! VIS-A-VIS! CONCORDANTLY!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from a couple they have mostly been terrible

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My superior intellect is sensing a being in this thread that is of the not understanding variety. A being of extreme insecurity. Someone remove him immediately.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a fat person for some reason

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lucky for you every movie released since 2016 has been a parody

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lucky for you
      You happen to be a dog lover?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BOY AM I GLAD THAT HE'S IN HERE AND IM IN HERE AND THAT HES THE ARCHITECT AND I JUST REMEMBERED TRINITY'S OUT THERE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does this mean? are you a chinese dog-eater or a white woman dog-fricker?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these lower plebians getting assmad itt

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understood him 1.2 milliseconds before he opened his mouth. I am indeed a special handsome little snowflake, just like what mommy told me 🙂

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no movie parodies anymore because every movie has this constant sarcastic tone. If the movie refuses to take itself seriously then there's nothing you can make a parody of anymore, it already is, quite literally, a parody of itself.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an echo in here?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't miss Will Ferrel.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do morons really think they are smart because they understood some exposition in a film?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI will finally allow us to edit the battery scene with Morpheus and replace it with talk of biocomputing and him holding a computer chip
    The Matrix is almost the perfect movie except for that one scene.

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