>"I must contact Ahsoka now. i sense she's in trouble."
>"Wait what? who is Ahsoka?"
>"My old padawan, she's on mandalore with Bo-Katan, your former lover's sister."
>"Anakin what are you talking about? anyway. be patient, you'll eventually get promoted to the rank of master."
Did anyone remember this scene from 2005?
>and she was a good friend
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
That ai voice Kek.
It's basically the truth. She's a huge whore without a shred of dignity nor respect. Nobody cares about her beyond her ability to fuck them silly.
It was like living in a porno Luke!
Duchess Satine makes Obiwan a fucking hypocrite and I fucking hate her
>You were supposed to destroy the sissys, not join them!
>”wait why do we have child soldiers?”
Too old for training, he was. A mistake, the council made.
>Oh, luke by the way, Ahsoka is still alive and running around but we won't make her help you in the fight against vader and the emperor
kek retconartists btfo
checked. quads of truths and you newfags say nothing. this site is pathetic
Do you think Luke fucked the shit out of Ahsoka when they were on that planet alone training baby yeed?
Yeah, this is why I preferred that she died against Vader.
Anakin maul isn’t alive you fucking Schizo
See this is why you’re not the rank of master yet
Mortis? Anakin we’re at war
>Yoda you have to train Luke he’s our last hope
>A sister he has, and ahsoka, and Cal Kestis and Ezra, and about 70 others I can’t remember the name of
>they were good friends
It’s a big galaxy
For Luke
>actually, when i think of it, they aren't very good friends that aren't even around to help
Old Canon had a similar problem with jedi survivors but I somewhat give them a pass since they never meet Luke or until much later on and some were usually killed by Vader.
Old canon is gone. Don't say its name in this house.
Cannon dead naming will not be tolerated on this board!
Boba Fett... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. You're lucky there's only one of him running around; you see, during the Clone Wars the Republic army was composed entirely of Boba Fetts. They were cunning warriors, of course, and eventually betrayed the Jedi and became stormtroopers. Yes, the very ones that killed your aunt and uncle. They were all Boba Fetts. We used to have an entire planet of other Boba Fetts, too. Their leader was a girl Boba Fett who I made sloppy love to behind Master Yoda's back. She was a good friend...
lel
Imagine you're Anakin and you have mysteriously come back to life because of Filoni witchcraft. Ahsoka is grown up and juicy now. You sneak into her room at night and lather your penis in superglue in order to fix it to her face. Suddenly you realize - Ahsoka is not alone. Sabina, Shin, and the Twilek played by MEW are sleeping in the same room. You only have 3 seconds to decide whose face to glue your dick to before the adhesive dries up. What do you do?
>Ahsoka is grown up
You mean too old, right?