I must not work. Work is the mind-killer. Work is the little death that brings total obliteration.

I must not work. Work is the mind-killer. Work is the little death that brings total obliteration.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That depends. You're just a moron who has never known the pleasure of manual labor and actually creating things

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good goy! Dig the ditch deeper Cletus!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a car mechanic, homosexual. I love cars and I love fixing them, and a happy customer gives me joy. What have you achieved in life?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You will love your job until Billy arrives gun blazing in your store because you touched his turnip truck he calls Maggie in the wrong plae and you die by his room temp IQ hands.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is what a bugman that has never left his bubble thinks rural america is like. I will enjoy watching feral Black folks raid your suburbs when the lights go out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was baitin, that’s cool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I have but I've never once gotten that from working any job that's actually available to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the pleasure of manual labor
      Black person has to be baiting

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's your job?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smug piece of shit never had a real job himself but demands total obidience and self sacrifice from regular blue collar workers, i wish he was dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't think rich and successful people don't work? Gtfo. Even their nepobabies work, the surface level stuff you see of them in the media driving expensive cars and wearing expensive watches is 1% of their life. Fricking loser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice bait but their ~~*work*~~ is literally maintaining the appearance of status. It's going to lunches where they don't eat and can't spill the spaguetti. The cloud people go to big name schools to network with the same people they have known all their lives, for a useless degree and then demand society to give them a white collar "job" to validate their useless degree. It's a self fulfilling prophecy. You don't go to Hawvard law to be a lawyer, you go there because the son of gaygington esq. is going and you can't be less than him. Afterwards, daddy will give you a no show/no work job at the board and you can keep banging the maid in the morning and doing coke in the afternoon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day fricking loser homosexual

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a problem with work. It's always been people in the workplace and boneheaded narcissists as managers that have ruined every working day for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Without them it is called a hobby anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good bosses exist. The difference is they don't want to be bosses and actually possess the skill of the workers they're supposed to manage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad most bosses are like the morons who hang this kind of thing on their wall.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a boss, that's a middle manager. A boss takes the heat for when things go bad and puts his neck on the line. A middle manager has no skin on the game, they will frick an organization to prove on his resume he has participated in top-down integrated projects, makes things worse for everyone, once things stablize pretend that he made all those improvements and try to sell it as an achievement to a different company for a higher position. They are middle-men, hustlers of the corporate world. If you've read Catch-22 you'll know Cathcart and White as every single middle manager in existence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You're right I was wrong
            >Can we make fridays "dress-up" days?
            >I would gladly accepta cut in pay!
            >I don't mind working late!
            >I don't need a raise
            Actual humiliation rituals

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer just got entry level job and thinks he has everything figured out

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The working class is moronic, made fun of my hobbies and I don't care if this Judas goat leads them to the meat packer.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo my stable office job is so boring
    Did Boomers really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its more a genx thing when that started. Its so boring and safe and you are completely replaceable that you lose your mind and want something to happen even if its bad

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy LARPs as Blue collar when he's a San Fran elite with a masters in cinematography

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So? This isn't China where you can buy your degree, are you saying he didn't work for it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > he thinks you cant buy degrees
        > has to resort to "muh China".
        Anon, I dont know if you're polbrained or stupid, but its time.
        China is not the place I'd choose to spend my life, but they do care about merits. Half of their fundational mythos are about working harder and/or studying harder.
        Its one of the few places where being a corrupt frick can get you killed.
        Meanwhile, with enough money, even (you) can buy a Harvard degree.
        You need to lay off the projection.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homie, even the Chinese think their certificates are bogus. That's why they send all their kids to the UK or Canada to get degrees.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but they do care about merits. Half of their fundational mythos are about working harder and/or studying harder.
          >Its one of the few places where being a corrupt frick can get you killed.
          False and you don't know how the red aristocracy works. I'd rather trust people who have actually been there than you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're right about buying degrees (for the most part, it's not so direct as it is elsewhere however) but moronic if you overlook the fact that chinks worship cheating as one of those positive merits you mentioned

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was an opera singer or something.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i understand the world is not fair
    >i believe everyone is created equal
    Well....?
    Which is it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S WHINING

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pro-manual labor but anti-union
    Get fricked, Black person.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody wants to work anymore
    >job is $4 an hour to hand sort through used needles and dirty razor blades

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Nobody wants to work anymore," is what they always say to justify immigrants and Black slaves being shipped over to undercut people who won't work for dogshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What would a natural american citizen ask for this sort of job? I understand that this is not just paper pushing, this a labor intensive position with multiple health risks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I finally got to hear the sentence "nobody wants to work anymore" come out of a boomer's mouth IRL. we got a new kfc in town that was late opening because they were having trouble hiring, and she was b***hing that the people in the nearby apartments weren't applying. "they could just walk to work! the job would pay for their rent! they're just lazy."

      bitch, if they were working at kfc, they wouldn't be able to afford that apartment anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think a boomer with their houses paid up know about the cost of living any more. Some days I used to skip dinner because it's another meal and I survive by spending X amount of eurodollars on food per day in between checks.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    13. I believe that AI is not a plagiarism tool and that my work deserves to be appropriated by the Big Tech companies.
    14. I will cheefully extend my subscription to Global Homogenization Services across several Digital Ecosystems. I accept that I will never own anything and I will be happy.
    15. Slava Ukraini

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the Church protects the Workers from the Merchants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I despise this sort of humor because the initial proposition is false.
      >There are 365 days available for work
      Frick you Black person, I signed a contract for 40 hours a week in 8 hour shifts. End of story, I'll take my day off if I fricking need it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate it too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I really, really hope this is 2012 or earlier wages. Otherwise I will burn the store and rape the owner's wife on principle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >owner’s wife
            I’m nearly 100% sure a woman wrote that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Either way, someone is getting raped.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It would be deserved.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The door frame makes me think this is just some dumb joke from Facebook, not a picture of place of work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like someone’s house.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >work from home
                >still have people tattling on you for being in the restroom too long

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Still better than officecucking. Only time I liked being in an office was when I had to work on Thailand hours. I worked 4 AM to 11AM, almost in solitude, peacefully and some days, when there was nothing to do, I shagged a coworker (she was vietnameese, no ass, no breasts but I won't say no to free sex).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've worked in a place like that, in an old converted house.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guarantee you, if they got someone who actually outperformed the owner, they wouldn't be shelling out the $15 per hour. they'd fire him. because people who write up shit like this hate people who work harder than them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re getting mad at a Facebook meme from 2011.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so? this is an "i hate work" thread and that 2011 sentiment is still prevalent, i'm allowed to b***h.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go walk the dogs doreen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Day of the pillow soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The age we live in is the easiest to make money. Full stop.

      I finally got to hear the sentence "nobody wants to work anymore" come out of a boomer's mouth IRL. we got a new kfc in town that was late opening because they were having trouble hiring, and she was b***hing that the people in the nearby apartments weren't applying. "they could just walk to work! the job would pay for their rent! they're just lazy."

      bitch, if they were working at kfc, they wouldn't be able to afford that apartment anymore.

      What these boomers don't realize is that thanks to Covid/inflation the "lazy kids"
      had to go find something better than their shitty grocery/fast food jobs. Also, they wouldn't be on those unemployment checks if boomers hadn't shuttered the economy for 2 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Boomers
        >Understanding anything but what TV has indoctrinated them to think
        You're asking too much of these fricks. Next you'll tell them not to sell their grandkids future for a golden pension.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The age we live in is the easiest to make money. Full stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Making it isn't a problem, it's keeping it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that comic
      Working a convenience store is like a worm working in a fishing hook

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Working sucks big elephant dicks, it's tiresome, you're surrounded by dicks and you get paid like ass, why would I subject myself to that shit

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO PUSSY NO WORK

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's your turn to lead the Walmart cheer, anon!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lame compared to the Super Broker Shuffle.

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