Many years ago I had a goth gf with the Amelie haircut. It was heaven on earth. I have never fallen in love nor had sex after she broke up with me, all women are ugly and flatt-assed in comparison.
In the straightest way possible i want her to dominate and peg me, i want her to laugh at me and hold me, i want to worship her feet, i want to be her little femboy but im not gay
You're right
Only virgins or people who haven't had sex in a long time think this is a good thing. it sucks unless you also have an insanely high sex drive
The one thing I do miss about the 90's, there were cute big titty goth grils everywhere, even if I never have sex again I'll go to my grave knowing I had my fair share of cute big titty goth girls in my teens and early 20's.
The Goth subculture was around since the 80's you stupid Black person.
The larpers base their knowledge of various scenes on when they became mainstream, which always happens after those things have made it into movies and shows. That's always years after it's been a thing in real life but as a subculture.
>Where exactly was that the "common goth type" you stupid bastard?Stop larping like an old man
jfc you can't be serious but I'll bite, goth girls listened to Type O Negative, The Cure, Skinny Puppy, Sisters of Mercy, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson and if you looked like Peter Steele it was very easy to get a big titty goth girl.
that's an asian-style cut
it only looks good on asian girls
>Millennial cut that's present everywhere in the world, from South America to Europe >URRE DURRR DIS IS A CUT FROM MY SHITTY TINY ISLAND THAT PRODUCES HENTAI AND TENTACLE RAPE PORN DURRRRR
I could get through that if she was like in the series - frisky, loose and with the great ass. Just don't get her relapsing on drugs like moronic jesse did and hookin me on skag
Because they got no pussy in high school and thought that since white women find them undesirable, for *some* reason asiaticy b***hes wouldn't also find them disgusting.
Every WMAF couple is either a low test beta male or a boomer and there are no exceptions
protip:
80% of the female members of any subculture/ideology outside the Overton window are absolutely FRICKING FRUIT LOOPS CRAZY
and the remaining 20% are so ugly/fat that they actually had to develop introspective ability and an actual personality like a man would
You don't actually want a goth gf, anon
I dated a goth girl and she had extremely severe mental issues and it wasn't fun for anymore. beautiful girl and very sweet, but man I wasn't gonna marry her
That's not a bowl cut
I guess that's probably why he says he needs one.
You right it's a Ramone
Heard it bowlth ways
A based heemer i see
lmao what is this
The boxer who then goes to coma and short after dies of brain trauma
>mfw i take a nap after a nice bout in the ring
Not my call
forced meme
Its a square cut mane, just like Conan's
>das it mayne
Those are just bangs. Bowl cuts is what Asian children always have.
not a real bowl cut man
Many years ago I had a goth gf with the Amelie haircut. It was heaven on earth. I have never fallen in love nor had sex after she broke up with me, all women are ugly and flatt-assed in comparison.
A goth girl mindbroke you and now you're fricked for life. Got it.
Thats not a goth.
>acquire GF
>wait until she sleeps
>get a bowl
>wa la
wallah*
Allah*
inshallah my breh
theyre called bangs you idiot lol
Only because the media told you that's what's cool now lemming
In the straightest way possible i want her to dominate and peg me, i want her to laugh at me and hold me, i want to worship her feet, i want to be her little femboy but im not gay
>i want to worship her feet,
nobody tell him
really sad something this gay got trips.
Little jelly huh anon?
Now watch these quads
that is actually very wicked, you are so far gone from normal human thought you don't even know it.
Bangs are the hottest fricking thing god I wish there was more like that out there.
I would have pinned her down and said, you want sex? I'll give you sex!!
And then invited the whole NBA team into her room
Why is Cinemaphile so God damn funny today?
Geez Billy why do you get to have 15 wieners
except she would never want to have sex with you. no one will
I put on my robe and wizard hat
frick i wish i looked like this and had an aaron paul drug sharing bf
>frick i wish i looked like this and had an aaron paul drug sharing bf
what do you look like? I'll share drugs with you if you're a biological female and cute
i am not a biological female sadly, hence why i am on this board instead of dropping acid with chad as we speak.
have a nice day troon
>Naked and belligerent goth qt3.14 wants to have sex with me
What kind of moron resists this?
let's what you say when she wants to do it 6 times a day, every day.
only taking a break to order food and take a shower once in 3 days.
Like when I was a teenager again? Yes please.
>endless sex drive from tiny woman
How are you not constantly hilt deep?
Where do I sign up?
You're right
Only virgins or people who haven't had sex in a long time think this is a good thing. it sucks unless you also have an insanely high sex drive
Someone that works full-time and isnt an incel loser
OP's Picrel is how I style my hair in drag. If I want to have sex I have it. Hard to be a bi incel.
You mean a wage slave that has a nonexistent libido by working all day in a dead end job
You're a white knuckled, cum-drunk loser whose never embraced a woman.
you're simping for some gay who refused to frick a woman lol
Naked and belligerent
nice
I want a bob cut gf with a resting b***h face
The one thing I do miss about the 90's, there were cute big titty goth grils everywhere, even if I never have sex again I'll go to my grave knowing I had my fair share of cute big titty goth girls in my teens and early 20's.
A gf of any type is already too much for you,leave your preferences aside.That is also not a bowl cut haircut and nor is she a goth
>A gf of any type is already too much for you,leave your preferences aside.That is also not a bowl cut haircut and nor is she a goth
but that was the common goth girl look, zoomer
I was born in 95 you greentexting frick
I know that better than you,next time tell it to the OP
>I was born in 95 you greentexting frick
In 95' I was fricking big titty goth girls kid
Goth were early 2000 you big fricking liar
>Goth were early 2000 you big fricking liar
This has to be bait.
The larpers base their knowledge of various scenes on when they became mainstream, which always happens after those things have made it into movies and shows. That's always years after it's been a thing in real life but as a subculture.
>Goth were early 2000 you big fricking liar
The Goth subculture was around since the 80's you stupid Black person.
You do know goth and emo aren't the same right?
Where exactly was that the "common goth type" you stupid bastard?Stop larping like an old man
>Where exactly was that the "common goth type" you stupid bastard?Stop larping like an old man
jfc you can't be serious but I'll bite, goth girls listened to Type O Negative, The Cure, Skinny Puppy, Sisters of Mercy, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson and if you looked like Peter Steele it was very easy to get a big titty goth girl.
It's called a hime cut you dumb gaijin
Shut the frick freak
>Millennial cut that's present everywhere in the world, from South America to Europe
>URRE DURRR DIS IS A CUT FROM MY SHITTY TINY ISLAND THAT PRODUCES HENTAI AND TENTACLE RAPE PORN DURRRRR
no it's not
hime cuts have sidelocks
You don't need one. You want one. Until you get one and discover that crazy = bad.
>smoker
yeah, no thanks
>smoker
>yeah, yes thanks
If she smokes, she pokes pal
if she sneeds she feeds
wanting some fat b***h with cellulite
GOBLIN FEET
I could get through that if she was like in the series - frisky, loose and with the great ass. Just don't get her relapsing on drugs like moronic jesse did and hookin me on skag
Too bad you bullied them in high school and all the way to just a few years ago when IT Was Okay To Be Goth, tourist poser jerkwad
>goth
i like this movie it is funny
that's an asian-style cut
it only looks good on asian girls
why does anyone prefer flat faced, slant eyed women who act like toddlers?
>why does anyone prefer flat faced, slant eyed women who act like toddlers?
incels are the only ones that do
because they're so damn beautiful
Because they got no pussy in high school and thought that since white women find them undesirable, for *some* reason asiaticy b***hes wouldn't also find them disgusting.
Every WMAF couple is either a low test beta male or a boomer and there are no exceptions
I have a friend who’s neither. Got paid $25k by her Vietnamese family to marry and impregnate her. Never even got busted for immigration fraud.
lmao so true
>smoker
>le depressed
>le shitty art
No you don't
tfw no jane lane gf
head and hair
>>blue eyes
What was Jane supposed to be?
middle one is janes mom, I think dad on the bottom right
israeli
this whole thread
It's called the Cleopatra cut
protip:
80% of the female members of any subculture/ideology outside the Overton window are absolutely FRICKING FRUIT LOOPS CRAZY
and the remaining 20% are so ugly/fat that they actually had to develop introspective ability and an actual personality like a man would
You don't actually want a goth gf, anon
100% of females are crazy.
I want a Kim Pine gf.
Same
You've won my heart
You own my mind.
Won't you be mine?
my Kim Pine.
>tfw my only gf in my teenager days was a land whale
Not goth
I dated a goth girl and she had extremely severe mental issues and it wasn't fun for anymore. beautiful girl and very sweet, but man I wasn't gonna marry her
Did you do it tho?
did I what, marry her? no I broke up with her and threw her out after 2 years of dating. now I live an
did she kill you before you could finish typing
She found him
nothing cute about this b***h.
She's twice my age but she's so howt, bros
Larkin Love?
Is she supposed to be the ugly zoomer version of Rose McGowan?
>rose mcgowan
have you seen her lately?
>have you seen her lately?
yes, crazy how hard she hit the wall, she was the ultimate 90's bad girl
Right absolutely mogs left
Alexis Bledel absolutely mogs her.
Not really saying much, Alexis Bledel mogged like 98% of all women in general
why are bangs so freaking hot bros?
sorry i dislike bangs.
gay
like that but without the drug addictions and not a goth
ugly bug tho
>all the gays arguing over womens hairstyles ITT
lmao. this is why you're virginal