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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Civil War SUCKS

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let them gape me!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes".

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did the combined forces of Mexifornia and Mexas manage to defeat the entire Northeast US?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the loyalist states were being attacked by three different forces composing of most of the southern and midwestern states (where the soldiers actually come from) and the loyalist generals surrendered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that isn't what the film is about, who cares
      i bet you'd watch inception and go "well sleep doesn't work like that, film ruined by bullshit"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generals surrendered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its made very clear in the movie that this is towards the end of the war, the president has lost most of his actual political support even before his generals surrender.
      there are a bunch of states that are only ostensibly loyal. the implication is that they are focusing on maintaining order within their borders while they wait for the situation to resolve itself.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Check em"

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took 40 years, but now I always wash my face before my balls or my ass, I hate all women.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a real leftist not a libtard and watching this ending just made my eyes roll. He deserved a trial

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire movie was shit, what did you expect?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fascists only deserve the bullet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seethe uggo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the entire movie is going from one war crime scene to another

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the southern side is depicted as the liberal chud stomping good guys
    >loyalists are the incompetent conservatives who have their amassed resources from the deeply blue north
    This movie was moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the war crime committing murderers who call people moronic are actually liberal good guys
      >source: my persecution complex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uhmm acshually you need to cite your sources to validate your opinion on fictional movie heckin chuderino!
        The movie was low iq slop so of course you would like it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >don't understand movie that doesn't even try to be subtle
          >call it low iq slop
          Keep going you're doing great

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >buzzwordbuzzwordbuzzword

            >movie goes against all real world logic to go for le political ambiguity
            >movie says nothing by doing so and playing it safe
            >durrr you're just moronic if you don't like it
            Convincing me even more that only actual morons like this movie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >implying anyone said anything about you liking it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying that I was implying
                Go away, juden

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buzzwordbuzzwordbuzzword

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get that fat ass in the truck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe pablo escobar fricked my waifu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can't keep getting away with it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That's a quote

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay well since this is America your auto quote will be $999 a month. Please provide me with a payment option now.

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