>I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle

How do you react?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't react at all

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need your wiener, your balls, and your ass.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't react. I would listen, and that's what no one did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      powerful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know now why you shitpost, but it's something I could never do.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inform him that he forgot to say "please"

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell him ill only give it to him if he says please

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. "Take my clothes, Terminator, but I warn you – the fashion police might give you a ticket for wearing outdated threads!"
    2. "Sure, you can have my clothes, but I hope you like your leather jacket pre-loved and slightly coffee-stained."
    3. "Alternate realities? My wardrobe has trouble navigating this reality, let alone hopping dimensions!"
    4. "Leather, boots, and style – are you sure you're not auditioning for a cyborg fashion show?"
    5. "You want my clothes? They come with a bonus feature – a built-in resistance to cyborg infiltration."
    6. "Fashion enforcer from parallel universes? My closet is more of a 'what's clean and within reach' situation."
    7. "Dystopian chic? My wardrobe may not be post-apocalyptic, but it survived a laundry disaster once."
    8. "Avant-garde of temporal couture? I call it 'timeless fashion,' emphasis on the 'less.'"
    9. "Quantum runway? My clothes prefer a stable catwalk, not one that collapses into a time singularity."
    10. "Stepping out of the time stream? I'm just trying to avoid stepping on Legos in the present."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ai slop is soulless

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, I asked it for cringy dumb comebacks in a quippy marvel-esque style

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You forgot to say ma'am!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant let ya take the mans wheels son

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now get off before i put you down

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    leather club is two blocks down

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a good laugh with my biker pals and then I put my cigar out on this homosexuals chest.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he pick someone with more normal style?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the first and 2nd movie isnt enough for you to understand its a fricking robot with archaic information about human culture and behaviour. Its a infiltration unit so it needs a disguise but it lacks the human emotion to really grasp the concept of clothes beyond being something humans wear. Skynet doesnt really understand humans even though its got a scientific understanding.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the first and 2nd movie isnt enough for you to understand its a fricking robot with archaic information about human culture and behaviour. Its a infiltration unit so it needs a disguise but it lacks the human emotion to really grasp the concept of clothes beyond being something humans wear. Skynet doesnt really understand humans even though its got a scientific understanding.

      More like, James Cameron needed to show that the Terminator was a total badass, so beating a biker was shorthand.
      This was still before bikers pretended to be upstanding citizens, fundraising for local communities, and supporting local events. When they were just gang members making meth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He explicitly scans everyone in the place for someone with the closest build and height to him so he isn't wearing shit that doesn't fit.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, well I need a temporary secretary!
    >Did someone say my name?
    Paul McCartney! What are you doing here?!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    amd i wanna frick angie dickinson, see who gets lucky first.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the homeless shelter, homosexual. They'll give you what you need, you're handsome and jacked. The Halo Effect will get you far.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Boots are clothes for your feet"

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're that desperate to be a justeat delivery guy!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry but my clothes, boots and motorcycle are only compatible with T-1000s and above.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? I need them too, that's why i have them

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Only if you suck my dick"

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm wearing panties underneath these jeans, do you really want all my clothes?"

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you take my clothes I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd listen to him because that's what no one did.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit my pants
    >sprint outside and smear my shit covered ass all over the motorcycle

    Your move, b***h.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I thought he said:

    >your clothes, your boots and your mothers blessing.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need your feed and seed

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd simply push him into a vat of molten steel, incinerating him

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bartender checking out the T-800's ass.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take me to dinner first big boy

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take him home and show him The Beach (2000)

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a nugget at him.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him it would violate his prime directive to harm me as I am a black LGBTQ individual.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want my ATM card and Chevron rewards card to you stupid gaybot?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would check for any active volcanos in the local area

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