>I picked Dafne Keen because muh X23 in SW! >I picked Carrie-Ann Moss because muh Trinity in SW!

>I picked Dafne Keen because muh X23 in SW!
>I picked Carrie-Ann Moss because muh Trinity in SW!
Fricking lmao at this upcoming new SW disaster

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cast Dafne Keen but instead of utilizing her best assets...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...they make her look like this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn they really went all in on the goblin look didn't they? kind racist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm all for them putting more aliens in Star Wars like the prequels but this just looks ridiculous lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a Star Trek guest star.
        Yes that’s an insult.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did they manage to make her look black

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to be naked in public
      >mad men stare or notice
      >NOOO STOP SEXUALIZING ME!!!
      Why are they like this? Do they think male heterosexuality can just be turned on and off at their convenience and we are bad for choosing not to turn it off?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She never said that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You made up a quote that she never said, for the purpose of creating manufactured outrage.

          I'm talking about women in general.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're only like that if you're ugly.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ugly people have been fricking all throughout history, the real problem is he's a terminally online autist.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's ridiculous how right you are

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You made up a quote that she never said, for the purpose of creating manufactured outrage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        girls that do that shit are doing it hoping men they find attractive notice
        they only get mad when ugly non-people see them too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're angry because someone they deem "out of their league" gave her sexual interest lmao

        they are that deranged

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking hell this is so accurate to the bong girl I fricked in college when she had a boyfriend. She said that shit about him not meeting her emotional needs so she didn't consider it actually cheating. He literally rang her one morning when she was in bed with me and she flat out lied and said she stayed the night at one of the girls house and it didn't bother her at all to lie like that to her boyfriend. The extra funny thing is that she used to complain to me about how her father cheated on her mother and how much she hated men who did that. The fricking hypocrisy lmao.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is all true. That's also the reason why women possess ZERO accountability. The first thing they do when someone tries to call them out is make up an excuse in their mind. I've seen it so many times. Sometimes you can literally see them thinking about what they use to shift blame. It's unreal

          They are so self centered, it's insane. It's also the reasons why when the fall out of love with you you instantly are nothing to them. Seen that happen often too. You are everything to them until you are not and then you are like worthless to them, like a complete stranger.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is definitely true of most women, and ALL women (yes, all women) are irrational compared to men. But I think they can be taught to not lie and cheat by a good father and mother. They can learn to strive for virtue. My wife will sometimes misremember things in her favor or re contextualise her wrong doings to escape blame but she always listens to me, submits to me and is obedient.
          I think that's the key element; a woman has to learn submission and obedience because she can't really think for herself.

          To be clear I love my wife, and I think she's highly intelligent, I love talking to her and considering her opinions, and her having a more emotional mind isn't a bad thing at all as long as she remains submissive and obedient.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your are right. And that post was right. Women are great but only if you can get them to stop lying to themselves. They are emotional basket cases that in my opinion should not have a hand in things like politics or high stress, or financial environments. I was in the Army for a time. Do not send women to combat. Ever, they will get you or a friend killed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its like when a dumb person calls you smart. Its insulting. You only want smart people to call you smart. So for women they only want hot guy to look at them not ugly guys. Having an ugly guy look is insulting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You only want smart people to call you smart

          I don't think most people have that level of inherent narcissism to be insulted when the wrong TYPE of person compliments them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm trying to give an example of what its like when a hot women gets called hot by an ugly guy. Its like if some smart nerd gets called smart by some football moron. Its insulting and patronising.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not insulting and patronising, wtf are you talking about. the final test to enter Plato's academy was not one of intelligence, but of morality.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its insulting to me to be praised by someone I deem to be lesser than me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That body is pure sex. So breedable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...they make her look like this

      I'm confused. Why do liberals/Progressives complain (and mock) conservatives for wanting women to dress moderately and yet when they are in charge of their own TV shows and movies they do the same thing? They write all these empowered women but they dress them like nuns. Not only is there zero sex appeal but zero beauty.

      What gives?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horseshoe theory

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One stance is principle-based, the other is reactionary.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need to bring slave Princess Leia back bros..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's even funnier because women love nothing more than to show off in as little clothing as possible. Like look at any red carpet event.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they want monopoly on sex and thus everything that attracts heterosexual men that aren't them needs to go

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woman dresses provocatavely to please men
        Bad
        >woman bawds it up for her own enjoyment
        Good
        You might think this is a completely moronic distinction, but that just means you're a sexist patriarchal pig and don't understand 300iq everything is always power dynamics progressivism.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >progressivism
          This word gets used incorrectly. If anything we are taking a step back farther and farther every day because these tepid old wenches got the idea they are gods gift to the world.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Progressivism has never been about improving the world, it has always been about toppling power structures and the people who benefit from it. The only reason you disagree is because you as a white man benefit from the power structure and don't see all the injustices

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's good bait if reworded slightly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did actually figure this out a while ago. Women, motivated by feminists, believe sexual behavior should be uninhibited. Their sexuality shouldn't be controlled, it should be celebrated and even subsidized (free birth control). Male sexuality, on the other hand is problematic and needs to be regulated and even shamed. It's how we ended up in a culture where some people can claim to embrace the sexual revolution and simultaneously believe that we should "support sex workers" but that the "male gaze" is problematic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The motivation is different. Leftists hate beauty because it’s “fascist” and a direct example of the reality of inequality. So everything they create has to he grotesque and antithetical to reality and beauty.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have Catholic descendent leftists who believe everyone should be bawds and live in polygamy communes where gender and sex and marriage aren't real

        Then you have Catholic descendent CHUDS who hate women and aren't allowed at the commune because their toxic masculinity isn't welcome because a woman expressing her sexuality is good and a man doing it is bad. But also because these men just want to frick and not eat pussy like a real ally.

        Then you have Protestant descendents who become trad who just want women to stop being prostitutes
        And you have protestant descendent feminists who are in denial of their stances. They want women to stop being sexualized because it's simply men being exploitative.

        Idk why these 2 different variations of feminism don't interact or argue. but it's simply that they're in completely different regions and cultures but fall under the umbrella of "America" so people equate the 2.

        But here's an interesting tidbit
        >Protestant work culture makes them lean towards tech
        >Catholics lean towards music industry
        Because of this, you have Protestant descendant secular feminists in video games and movies, and Catholic descendant secular feminists in the music industry.
        This is why you see such a massive difference in how they depict women. Music industry is basically a paradise for prostitutes and bawds. And video games and movies are all tech focuses and those b***hes hate seeing sex depicted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leftists today are the overbearing conservative Karen moms of the 90's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God
      Damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY DICK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That body is just begging to be impregnated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do women like being chocked?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ask ur mom

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's normal, men are supposed to dominate them and take sex from them. It's just nature. So when they're gripped by the throat they instinctively know what's going on at a certain level.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well anon, maybe next time you're having sex with a woman (lmao) you should ask her to do it to you so you can see what all the fuss is about

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whiskers has learned to use their dive lights to hunt fish
            I don't know if we can crack this one, Sherlock

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean even the tussle between the octopus and the crab. Seems like the humans are fricking everything up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her undivided hymen?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes 16 in this pic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legal in most countries.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        legal in Canada homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hnnngggg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine if you creampie her? Haha. Imagine looking at her tummy knowing that inside, your sperm is swimming towards her egg trying to fertilize her. Haha. Can you imagine if you knocked her up?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you imagine if you creampie her? Haha. Imagine looking at her tummy knowing that inside, your sperm is swimming towards her egg trying to fertilize her. Haha. Can you imagine if you knocked her up?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this hideous spic-faced fat prostitute supposed to be hot?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        (You).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a child, stop sexualizing her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sexualizing her
        in fact, I'm going to prove it to you. Post pictures of her in the nude and I will be sitting here at my desk, completely naked myself, and, with no sexual afterthoughts whatsoever, I will gaze at her forms with only innocent thoughts in my mind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys pedo scum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what zoomers fap to now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. But honestly she looks gassy like she just ate a family sized can of baked beans..or maybe two

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so happy of what she's become. So proud of her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't child actors show some grace and class? She's going the Eleven route in bawdting herself up by the time she reaches 21.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kenny has perfect feet.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will this be the least viewed Star Wars series? The franchise is already the streaming equivalent of a ghost town, isn't it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah,people are secretly loving Black folk dykes and old womyn in their slop for kids.
      they are too afraid of white men to tell that openly.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Carrie-Ann Moss could do an Obi-Wan like old jedi master character in a hypothetical film made by somebody competent but I'm guessing they're going to have her doing cartwheels and flips everywhere because she did that 30 years ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she could play Kreia if they ever did a kotor 2 adaptation for some reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, never gonna happen. Too based for Yidsney, and Drew Karphysxhyshn is still seething about Avellone's take on his story.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry these people are incapable of that kind of choreography. “Running” three feet towards the camera will be the extent of things.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.. Ive noticed the choreography in new Star Wars stuff suck ass. Also whoever is in charge of costumes needs to be shot. Everything looks like it was shoddily assembled from discount Halloween outfits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Star Wars choreography has always looked bad. It's always goofy and framed poorly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mm I think the saber duel in Empire was frickin kino. Rotj was good too, much more emotion in the fights. New trilogy had some cool stuff, but I think after Phantom Menace it was just choreography..no feeling

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Empire's is pretty good with its framing. It's the best looking Star Wars movie in general.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys you remember trinity don't you?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stfu you miserable bastard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing more miserable than a consoomer like you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to watch it either but at least I'm not whining about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only miserable thing here is what Disney has done to Star Wars.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe women are capable of anything other than being prostitutes and attention prostitutes

    My brain just rejects this girlboss shit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Latest Kathleen Kennedy self-insert just dropped! Add it to the gallery.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst fan fiction creator of all time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hacks lack imagination.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you kathleen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what Star Wars needs is MORE middle aged women

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        On screen and producing!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who was the absolute butthole who hired all these soccer moms? Literally why would you do that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally why would you do that?
            To get back and what ever percieved slights they must have had from boys in the playground decades earlier. It's all weird grudge matches against ghosts of the patriarchy. (Better name for a star wars property )

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the smell of their mothball ridden veganas..

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can anyone tell me if all of them dress like that because that was once a fade in Hollywood or because they are imitating the boss?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's whopping 10 women and all of them ugly as frick, nice job

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the force is female appearantly. Not just female, a frumpy unmarried childless wine aunt is what binds the galaxies together..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which of those women is middle aged?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can use the force to sense their shrivled raisins of ovaries

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen Solo or the Indiana Jones movie. How are they self inserts?

      >Rogue one
      How was the MC a self insert for KK?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody will
      >sequel trilogy did 4b
      >Rogue One did 1b
      Lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        would have done twice that with qualified leadership.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I picked Christopher Lee because muh Dracula in SW!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, reddit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Count Schlockula has actual fans
        Who knew

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based lee taking star wars money while mogging it in lotr at the same time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and he was too old too and it fricking sucked just like the prequels fricking sucked because George is a hack and anybody except a handful of braindead zoomers hates those fricking movies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if he was too old, but Dooku was a nothing character. Even the connections to Qui-Gon and Yoda feel contrived and lazy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well Qui gon got killed off in episode one . They should have made more of a connection between him and Dooku. Basically no one cares

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well Qui gon got killed off in episode one . They should have made more of a connection between him and Dooku. Basically no one cares

          It's one of the wasted opportunities that shows how little it was planned out, like kid Anakin essentially being an entirely different character to his later incarnation.
          You'd have thought Dooku would basically be Obi-Wan's grandfather

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I picked Christopher Lee because muh Saruman in SW!
      FTFY, that's what everyone knew him for at that time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Lucas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, let's not forget Billy Dee Williams and Samuel L. Jackson were both very blatant "we want a cool black dude to get blacks into Star Wars".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billy D is better than Samuel L Jackson. Not as famous. But better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing that the idea of
        >we want a cool black guy, so let's hire a cool black guy
        seems so alien to disney.
        Though I suppose, in the case of star wars, diversity is yet another thing that was sacrificed on the altar of Rey; an actual cool black guy might have taken away attention that she was due, so the ugliest fricker they could find got told to act like a gormless moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lando was a good black person. I dunno wtf they were thinking casting Finns sweaty, big lipped gorilla ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yoda the wise? YODA THE gay!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know.. the whole order 66 thing didnt seem to kill..anyone. In OT we are led to believe the only surviving Jedi are Yoda, Obi wan and Luke, plus the Emperor and Vader. Now weve got Disney trying to milk a dead cash cow just tossing in and making up random Jedi who were "in hiding" during the entirety of a galactic civil war, didnt do shit until now. The force isnt cool any more because literally everyone and their mom is a Jedi I guess

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >33
      You're half right. That doesn't apply here; this is more than a century before order 66.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How else do you know someone would be good for a part than simply seeing them do something similar in another role?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a balding millennial manchild with a wife with a boyfriend and a nintendo switch and a huge funko pop collection I have to say that I am HYPED about this I am really looking forward to making so.yfaces while I watch this on Disney+. I can’t wait to preorder all the plastic toys from this show! Oh my science!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Matthew

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they want to make a shitty star wars tv show that's ok because andor was good enough to make up for it. the mandalorian was good too. the other star wars shows ahsoka, obi wan, boba fett, they were ok though not as good as mandalorian or andor but still ok. i'm surprised they haven't made a star wars tv show yet that is complete shit. i hated the sequel movies (shockingly bad, like a masterclass in what not to do in film) but have honestly enjoyed the tv shows thus far.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm surprised they haven't made a star wars tv show yet that is complete shit
      They have, you named 3 of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mando was good for like a season and a half. I enjoyed Andor because it was about as far away from Star Wars as a Star Wars series could be, no moronic "oh wait theres another woman Jedi in hiding who has no flaws!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obi Wan
      >not complete shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was only good for the Vader scenes. And young Princess Leia running from the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the forest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ahsoka, obi wan, boba fett, they were ok
      kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dis homie unironically watched Disney Wars shows

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mandalorian was good for 1.5 seasons. It careens off of a cliff in the 2nd half of Season 2.
      Ahsoka, Obi Wan, and Boba Fett are all pretty fricking bad. They all have 2 good episodes at best.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Obi Wan,
        the show had so much potential I still kind of liked it even though they included so much pointless bs like the black sith women's redemption arc and the moronic inclusion of child leia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andor fricking sucked and you know it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shed prolly try and bit your wiener off then make the MCU pay the bill

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I picked Dafne Keen because muh X23 in SW!
    >I picked Carrie-Ann Moss because muh Trinity in SW!
    those are both based tho

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie is so beautiful bros

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two tickets to “Women who are never wrong or imperfect or interesting, ever” please

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie-Ann Moss as a Jedi Master is one badass choice.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have cast Moss like 20 years ago when she was only 40 instead of you know 65 or whatever. Old people stink, the can't fight or do stunts.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Dafne

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wowowowow, black and Asian, Arab, and foid Jedis!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said I was gonna give the show 5 minutes to impress me when it comes out before turning it off, but this just made me throw up in my mouth a little

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's that high budget star wars show we were telling you about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is THAT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        vidya black man hairstyle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the preferred nomenclature is octoroon but I could be mistaken.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the preferred nomenclature is octoroon but I could be mistaken.

        >oh shit, we need some gormless foil to make the women look better, and we spent all out whitey points on the surrpise villain... quick, grab me the whitest looking black guy you can find!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aurora Borealis

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nog

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        el americano de la galaxia muy muy lejana

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lightsabers emitting colored lighting was a huge mistake.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It reminds me of that shitty scene in AotC where Anakin and Dooku are having their gay nightckub moment.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also half the reason the choreography is so much worse. They're a lot more fragile than the rods used in the OT/PT, you can't go crazy with a fight scene when you have to replace the weapons every couple of takes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good point. If they weren't moronic they could still put LEDs in a metal tube if they drilled out lots of holes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          With the other half obviously being that none of the actors are being required to put a fraction of the work in that the prequel actors did for fight choreography.
          Watching Hayden have to deliberately slow himself down for Dawson was fricking pathetic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't the Obi Wan vs. Maul segment of Duel of the Fates have to be slowed down in post because the two of them were literally moving too fast for it to look good on film?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno if they slowed it. But even in the final cut they prolly move faster than any Star Wars duel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          With the other half obviously being that none of the actors are being required to put a fraction of the work in that the prequel actors did for fight choreography.
          Watching Hayden have to deliberately slow himself down for Dawson was fricking pathetic.

          Don't forget the sheer incompetence of the cinematography, leading camera not hiding awkward set ups or payoffs while not aiding them either

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            leading to the camera*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's that high budget star wars show we were telling you about

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we out doing non-cannon current day shit, homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool! Orange Lightsabers!
      Just like Jedi knight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick does this look like a SW fan project from 15 years ago?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cause it is
        but instead of fans, its people who hate star wars

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they still making more Star Wars shit? Who is watching this trash?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its about indoctrination. These homosexuals already have more money than they will ever need. Projects bombing only hurts the people at the bottom, normal working people. Which further creates divide as it is seen as political why these things fail. Its an agenda far deeper than you idiots could know. But one thing that is becoming obvious, the continued conversation about this stuff is a psyop also. These threads are bait. Stop talking about this trash.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will young versions of characters from episode 1 be in this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can guarantee that Yoda will show up at some point to tell the MC how amazing she is.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people always lusting after teenage girls when most of you are in your 30s and 40s?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The need to put babies in fertile pussy..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we have high t. You should get your levels checked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Chud I'm actually 28.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of us have a built in instinct to reproduce, which typically involves sexual intercourse with a fertile female of prime breeding age in order to breed healthy offspring, and younger females just hitting sexual maturity will more likely yield those results.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was Kelly Payne before reading the text.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still hot
    Both Dafne and Carrie are pretty good actresses that are good looking.
    idk what you geeks are so mad about

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you say Dafne is more bong or more spanish?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew that was her when I saw the shitty leaked trailer a few months ago

    she looked good, though I have 0 intention to watch any star wars slop after TFA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I held on thinking The Last Jedi might redeem it..but was so wrong. New trilogy is objectively garbage and it pains me to watch it and hear the shitty script vomited from uninterested actors just showing up to get a check.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her face looks exactly like a male bong friend of mine from Dover.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOAR WOMEN IN MY NUSW, THANK YOU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a real poster? Sigh . . . somehow Jabba has returned.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the likelihood that none of that would have even happened without those stupid divers shining a spotlight all over everything down there?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zero, do you think animals don't hunt unless there's a human around? Contrarianism isn't a replacement for a personality.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >do you think animals don't hunt unless there's a human around?
            No, I think that a bright unnatural light source in the middle of the night may have an effect on how well those animals can see each other.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its so soulless it could be mistaken for an AI generated image, but the tactical droid in the trenchcoat and the girl are from an upcoming maybe cancelled video game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still gonna play this, all the recent Star Wars games have been fun...well I haven't tried Hunters

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looked up Hunters the other day to see what's going on with it and they had all these update videos out about new things they added to the game like events, but they still haven't even fricking released the game yet. What the frick are they doing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you know how women and PoC have felt since the dawn of film and TV until now. And mediocre white men STILL dominate films and you idiots question why Hollywood is failing. No one wants more pale, stale males. We have enough with opinions too high for themselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, child, I do not
        No, child, they do not, these are your delusions speaking
        No, child, they do not
        No, child, we do not
        Yes, child, we do
        Wrong again, child.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No the problem is the content is lazy and literal 5 day old chinese food you left on the counter. morons write shitty scripts, direct shit movies with actors who dont actually care about doing a job because they will be paid millions regardless how they play a role.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We ran out of our own memberberries to destroy, so we’re mining other franchises now

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I want to shove her into a wood chipper face first. You can frick the pile of goo that comes out the other end.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it set only a few hundred years ago? The beloved old republic era is set thousands of years ago. Far enough away from interfering with the movie characters and plots. Even Darth Bane's era who is the closest to the movies is set 130 years before Yoda is born.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I feel it's done specifically because they're chained to certain expectations and aren't expected to be creative.
      As you say, the Old Republic's greatest strength was being far enough removed that none of the truly wild events would reasonably impact the OT/PT era, meaning you got force powered weapon factories, a dark side plague that turned anyone weak in the force into zombie terminators, actual zombie plagues, devices that turned the asteroid space worms into a WMD etc.

      Whether or not any of this is good is up to the individual, but it's absolutely something different, and disney would never ok any of it in a hundred years (though once it's already been done, they'll happily steal the idea and make it shit).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mm yes. Disneys creative process.
        1.Take good idea/story
        2. Place it in human feces a plate
        3. With a side of ketchup to dip your hot log in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old republic era has some pretty neat force abilities like force walking. It's a sith technique which harnesses the power of a force ghost. The binding can either be consented via blood pact or be forcefully taken. The "catch" to this great power is that you can only bind one at a time and taking more can take a toll on the user mentally and physically.

        Only known cure is through some ancient alien tech trickery and psychotherapy lmao.

        t. swtor player

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deliberate (amd somewhat annoying) conservatism. I don't mind the time period of this show, though. Other than the inevitable Yoda cameo it has plenty of room to stand on its own.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grifterbros, we gonna make so much money when this series airs

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im still pissed they cancelled the rogue squadron movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched Patty rollerblade for nothing!

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acting like you don't want to frick the shit out of Carrie-Ann Moss

    Bunch of gays here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a long time since dodge this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id still blast a nut in her. With the lights dimmed of course..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? She's hotter in resurrections than all the other movies lmao. I never found her attractive with her short slicked back hair but something about longer hair and slightly older makes her milf hot.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get it, she's roastie approved. You don't have to convince me.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your future is looking up at middle aged women on the screen and saying" she looks good for her age"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      65 isn't middle aged.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is in current hollywood run by women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making things up in your head doesn't make it true lmfao. God you fricking zoomers are so fricking dumb and annoying.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomies have a hard time determining whether their thoughts are real, and have even more trouble trying to explain them or put them into practice. A generation of autism

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's like they saw boomers brain rot from lead and speed running and mixed the two through poor education and social media.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hollywood run by roasties isn't delusional, YOU are!
            ok.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id like to think so..

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it's not. Median age of death in the us is like 76.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So half of everyone lives significantly longer than that?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some people live to 151 is what it means but very rarely.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...

                That's not even remotely what it means.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're thinking of the mean, not median.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't understand median
              Hello zoomie

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The median is the middle value. By definition, 50% of results are above the median and 50% of results are below the median. Are you confusing median (middle) with mean (average)?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's value closest to center in a list. So it doesn't mean a list goes to 152, it means of all the recorded ages 76 falls in the middle(after calculating male/female separately).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It means that 50% of people die later than that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        65 is the new 40

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly why do they even bother making star wars anymore. there is no hype and even the liberal types that have been reluctantly watching to prove to the Disney corporation they are not racist have become apathetic.

    I just don't get it nobody even cares

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunk cost fallacy.
      This shit's been ongoing for over a decade at this point, has been in overdrive for 6 and has only very recently had the safety net yanked away. When you consider that production cycles take about 3 years at least, and then remember how stubborn these morons are, that leaves a major release gap that they need to fill.
      In their eyes, it's better to just shit out the DoA material and take the hit than nuke the whole lot and start over

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sunk cost fallacy
        Describes disney sw/marvel AND the fans. The difference is that audiences gave up first and left Disney holding the bag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they want to dig themselves out of a hole, but just going under faster and faster. There is no CREATIVE desire to make good Star Wars as they're driven entirely by financials. And anything that accidentally succeeds will probably be micromanaged and ruined by people in charge who see it as their financial lifeline. See Andor S2 most likely.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm fricking dreading this. Expecting to hear the show runner's been kicked off the project for creative differences with the producers any day now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why yes, I'm fine with child marriage if it advances my goals
        mon mothma be balling, yo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm fricking dreading this. Expecting to hear the show runner's been kicked off the project for creative differences with the producers any day now

        If they do that, then they may as well consign every show to the bin from here on out, since after everything Mando related was micromanaged to death and Filoni shit the bed (after being heralded as the savior lmao) their only lifeline is non standard shows.
        I'm not saying that being a moronic idea is a reason they won't do this, mind you. Quite the reverse.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its going to be interesting to see just how badly they frick up Andor since its the only thing made in the last decade that's not Filoni slop. thank god that moron and KK were distracted by the Ashoka show so they did not have the chance of fricking it up like they did everything else.

        its fascinating that Disney has let this go on as long as they have. where the only thing that's been good has been something that the heads of their star wars making studio have had almost nothing to do with.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have not watched these gen x homosexuals take on Andor they like it I am guessing.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They spend like an hour praising it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only reason Andor is watchable is cause it does not feel like anything else Disney star wars. its like it was made by a studio like HBO or something. its honestly a miracle that it even exists and its why it will be fricked over by KK and that moron filoni in season 2.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's honestly impressive how quickly Filoni has managed to piss all of the fans good will down the drain.
                Went from redditors calling for him to be in charge of everything Star Wars to an audible groan when its revealed he's working on a project.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Toby Haynes me and Kathleen have some good ideas for Andor season 2. we are going to work in a Yoda episode and a admiral thrawn episode to tie it into our smash his Ashoka show!

                have reddit gays really turned against that moron I am surprised the troony mods do not ban such opinions over there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's doubly hilarious to me because it's always been apparent that he's a hack and had his very own Filoni Defense Force to shill for him whenever anyone criticized him but he himself ended up jolting these morons out of their Stockholm syndrome by out-hacking himself over the years.
                Simply pottery.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                like beaten housewives

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had some hope, but with the amount of time between both seasons, I can't believe that the witch didn't put her israelite nose into it.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could have been good in an entirely different Episodes 7-9 with different director, cast and story.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chances of The Acolyte and the Rey movie being released are about the same as the chances of Kathleen Kennedy getting fired.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Acolyte's too far in the production cycle to cancel. They'd be utterly humiliated.
      The Rey movie is almost certainly never going to happen, but it's still more likely than Jonson's trilogy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny how Dafne Keen got the bong face but the spanish body.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine disliking milf Carrie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too long. Should be cut at her chest. My mom had long as frick hair like that when I was growing up and she hated how much upkeep it was. Basically a person..of hair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even watch new disney its such trash. Ill watch the classics with my daughter but pretty much anything after 2000 is crap

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