I PULL OUT MY BERETTA
None of his victims were white females.
Fr that's the strangest thing about R. Kelly. How come he never banged a white girl? He could easily get any blonde bombshell with his money and fame.
>Fr that's the strangest thing about R. Kelly. How come he never banged a white girl?
I imagine his mother was a real something.
whites are covered in grease, the pee doesn't stick it just rolls off them like a duck
This, you need a real ashy skinned negress for the skin to really soak it all in and absorb the musk. He’s marking his territory, not pressure washing a sidewalk for fucks sake
hey, if he fucks underage girls
and pees on them
wtf i love rkelly now?
The worst part is the hypocrisy
That's obviously a glock
that's a diamond plated thirty awt six
black man + black booty = double nigga superpower
the equation gets yet more slippery when you add underage piss into the mix
YALL KILLIN ME
>its not even a beretta
what did he mean by this?
What is it, a 1911?
According to the commentary the based anon linked, it's because R. needed a gun that rhymed with "dresser". Sure, they don't really rhyme but close enough for Mr. Kelly
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET BUT THE MAN IS A ______.
Man, that part was so damn twisted.
How did he make the entirety of Trapped in the Closet without the ability to read or write?
Divine clarity bestowed by Yakub.
Ummm he sang it?
THE MIDGET'S THE BABY'S DADDY
thank you to the based anon who shared the version with commentary many moons ago
Reminder that Trapped in the Closet is already kino but the commentary track with R Kelly watching it and then turning to address (You) is ultrakino
No problem fren 🙂
Dude this is such a gift for so many reasons (especially since I can't sleep without listening to a movie or commentary track and specifically they need to be somewhat good-natured and inane to lull me. I'll get like months if not years of interested distraction from this.)
just curious, feel free to not answer or lie, but how old are you?
i used to listen to the same shit over and over and over and over and over just to fill space. can't do it anymore. i never did it while i was trying to sleep, that must make it way worse
I'm 28 but legitimately, diagnosed-by-a-physician autistic. (Though nobody seems to care since I'm from a reasonably well off family and am ok looking.) But it's not just one thing, I kind of go through vague moods. Like I've been listening to the Mask a lot lately even though I don't care for the film that much, but listening to it is a weirdly abstract experience in that case. But some movies are completely comprehensible by dialogue alone, perhaps some are better. Christopher Guest movies are good. Yet, the more burned out I am sometimes the best I can stomach is like Encino Man or sports comedies like Major League. I used to listen to Blade Runner and shit when I was single and didn't have a kid. Commentary tracks are good, too: the ones for Roadhouse, Sneakers, Old School, are pretty reliable. I use this site a lot and don't know what I'll do if it ever goes offline: https://www.listentoamovie.com/
>Though nobody seems to care since I'm from a reasonably well off family and am ok looking.
yeah i'm jealous and don't care anymore. get outta here
i'm from a rundown retard piece of shit clan and days long youtube playlists on loop get the job done
can you get me a job with your gay nepotism?
If you’re at all a fan whatsoever of his movies and style of comedy, Christopher Guest commentary tracks are peak comfy. I know it’s somewhat off topic to the thread musical comedy commentary connects them I guess but I just watched the one for A Mighty Wind for the first time in over a decade and it was kino.
I know what I'm watching tonight.
>R Kelly starts smoking a cigarette and rambling about spoilers
I remember when Cinemaphile watched this together, absolute kino
Do you have a link to all the chapters? Have been trying to find them for ages.
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET... BUT THE MAN IS A little person
>the whole song was actually about AIDS
bra-va mr kelly
Man what the hell was that?
It sounded like a rat
Then he a pulled out a jericho 9mm and started busting
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