I PULL OUT MY BERETTA

I PULL OUT MY BERETTA

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of his victims were white females.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fr that's the strangest thing about R. Kelly. How come he never banged a white girl? He could easily get any blonde bombshell with his money and fame.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fr that's the strangest thing about R. Kelly. How come he never banged a white girl?
        I imagine his mother was a real something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whites are covered in grease, the pee doesn't stick it just rolls off them like a duck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, you need a real ashy skinned negress for the skin to really soak it all in and absorb the musk. He’s marking his territory, not pressure washing a sidewalk for fucks sake

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey, if he fucks underage girls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and pees on them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love rkelly now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is the hypocrisy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's obviously a glock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a diamond plated thirty awt six

      Fr that's the strangest thing about R. Kelly. How come he never banged a white girl? He could easily get any blonde bombshell with his money and fame.

      black man + black booty = double nigga superpower
      the equation gets yet more slippery when you add underage piss into the mix

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YALL KILLIN ME

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its not even a beretta
    what did he mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is it, a 1911?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      According to the commentary the based anon linked, it's because R. needed a gun that rhymed with "dresser". Sure, they don't really rhyme but close enough for Mr. Kelly

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET BUT THE MAN IS A ______.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MIDGET
      MIDGET
      MIDGET
      MIDGET

      giga kino

      Man, that part was so damn twisted.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did he make the entirety of Trapped in the Closet without the ability to read or write?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Divine clarity bestowed by Yakub.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm he sang it?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE MIDGET'S THE BABY'S DADDY

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thank you to the based anon who shared the version with commentary many moons ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Trapped in the Closet is already kino but the commentary track with R Kelly watching it and then turning to address (You) is ultrakino

      https://mega.nz/file/O0pCiJDL#F-E8ZH7LlHjmU4AFbZzJlEBx6tnVXG-YRVKXf2WpPCc

      No problem fren 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude this is such a gift for so many reasons (especially since I can't sleep without listening to a movie or commentary track and specifically they need to be somewhat good-natured and inane to lull me. I'll get like months if not years of interested distraction from this.)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just curious, feel free to not answer or lie, but how old are you?
          i used to listen to the same shit over and over and over and over and over just to fill space. can't do it anymore. i never did it while i was trying to sleep, that must make it way worse

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 28 but legitimately, diagnosed-by-a-physician autistic. (Though nobody seems to care since I'm from a reasonably well off family and am ok looking.) But it's not just one thing, I kind of go through vague moods. Like I've been listening to the Mask a lot lately even though I don't care for the film that much, but listening to it is a weirdly abstract experience in that case. But some movies are completely comprehensible by dialogue alone, perhaps some are better. Christopher Guest movies are good. Yet, the more burned out I am sometimes the best I can stomach is like Encino Man or sports comedies like Major League. I used to listen to Blade Runner and shit when I was single and didn't have a kid. Commentary tracks are good, too: the ones for Roadhouse, Sneakers, Old School, are pretty reliable. I use this site a lot and don't know what I'll do if it ever goes offline: https://www.listentoamovie.com/

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Though nobody seems to care since I'm from a reasonably well off family and am ok looking.
              yeah i'm jealous and don't care anymore. get outta here
              i'm from a rundown retard piece of shit clan and days long youtube playlists on loop get the job done
              can you get me a job with your gay nepotism?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you’re at all a fan whatsoever of his movies and style of comedy, Christopher Guest commentary tracks are peak comfy. I know it’s somewhat off topic to the thread musical comedy commentary connects them I guess but I just watched the one for A Mighty Wind for the first time in over a decade and it was kino.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know what I'm watching tonight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >R Kelly starts smoking a cigarette and rambling about spoilers
        Absolute kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when Cinemaphile watched this together, absolute kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a link to all the chapters? Have been trying to find them for ages.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MIDGET
    MIDGET
    MIDGET
    MIDGET

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      giga kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET... BUT THE MAN IS A little person

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the whole song was actually about AIDS
    bra-va

    bra-va mr kelly

    powerful

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man what the hell was that?
    It sounded like a rat
    Then he a pulled out a jericho 9mm and started busting

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