I really enjoy the kicking and grunting. Something neither the OT or Sequels ever indulge in.

I really enjoy the kicking and grunting. Something neither the OT or Sequels ever indulge in. It adds a layer of psychically beyond colored glowsticks hitting eachother.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Physically*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's more about the sound design which is the best of all time

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I remember waiting outside the theater for my screening opening day. There was an earlier showing still running and you could hear this scene through the doors. I had no idea what the scene was but the sound alone got me so fricking hyped.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The overuse of CGI during lightsaber fights in Eps II and III ended up making all the characters feel weightless/cartoony in a way that detracted heavy from the tension of each scene. For as much hate as Phantom Menace gets, it does have the best lightsaber fight in the series because it (mostly) sidesteps this problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EP 1 style of fighting is realistic and grounded. EP II and III is twirly fake over choreographed shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >double kicking a metal robot with your booted foot
        >realistic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >after getting knocked to the ground, obi wan kicks grievous in the shin out of desperation
          >immediately cries out in pain because he hard kicked solid metal
          what's the problem here?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe that it's not consistent with him kicking robots in the other prequels

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much did Coca-Cola pay Lucas to include this subconscious plug to influence kids?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pepsi helped fund the prequels, which is why there was so much Pepsi related merch.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have 2 generational data points not in your favor. I'm born in 2000, and the prequels were a staple of my childhood.
      >nostalgia gay
      >its all you knew
      Sure sure. I think deep down I knew they had flaws, but for the most part we're good movies. Flash forward to now, my niece and nephew (9 and 11) came over and said they love the OT & PT, but despise the ST. Kids just generally enjoy the PT, across generations. It has merit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the prequels were a staple of my childhood
        that's so unfortunate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Along with lotr, Harry potter, Noland batman, whichever edited R rated 80s movie my father was dying to show me. They were all good.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lord of the Rings is on par with the SW prequels
            Imagine thinking this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's what I don't understand with you morons, the hedge betting and begging. You can just say the movies are bad because you are an adult with a working brain, and that doesn't bother you. I like a lot of shitty movies, I'm comfortable saying they are bad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're equivocation what you like with shit. Which means your intellectual brain doesn't match with your emotional. I hate shitty movies, I love good movies. I don't have the dissonance you experience.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you understood a word I just said.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I love good movies, I don't have dissonance
            >now the prequels are just as good as Lord of the Rings...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >quick, Kenobi! Don't swing at him or the hilt, please (when it's your turn) just his lightsaber!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unusual opinion incoming: this is the only good lightsaber fight in the prequels, but it is also potentially the best fight in entire hexology.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really was the best lightsaber fight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the second Luke vs Vader fight isn't the best lightsaber fight

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Luke vs Vader
          Best interpersonal drama. But the choreography of rotj was shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost as if the best lightsaber fights are about the characters and the drama or something? Because this is a movie.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. It's about the choreography. https://youtu.be/TiUuLnyt00Q?si=uZhuAx08jizW-zEm

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you are moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic Rocky 4 is the best in the series. Because drama == better. Anyone with a working brain realizes the choreography for that fight was shit. 2 or 3 are considered the best. Because having a fight make sense is just as important as the drama leading up to it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking 12 and don't understand that the fights in the OT are literally about the character drama and not the choreography? Are you a moronic person?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, you literally drew the opposite conclusion from what I wrote. Learn to read dude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are ESL or a moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fights in the prequels don't make a lick of sense at all.

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