i really really hate his voice

i really really hate his voice

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're probably using their normal voices so Rogen can do his signature laugh, and Pratt can get hit in the balls and do the classic Mario "Mama Mia!" line as a gag.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jack Black the only one who gives a frick about being in this movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have we heard Charlie Day as Luigi yet? That one I actually kinda like the idea of.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we have, he sounds good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie Day sounds great but it would be better if it gave a bit more brooklyn or italian flair

        Kinda the same thing with Anya, Peach needs to be at least a bit bubbly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the only one who gives a frick about videogames too lol

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    already shaping up to being worse than the notoriously terrible mario bros movie.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This will become the definitive version of Mario from here on out. Everything that has Mario in it will try to emulate the feel of this movie.

    This is the future and it cannot be changed.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that donkey kong?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's Wart from Super Mario Bros 2.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >So many apes

    Isn't DK's lore that outside of him and the DK crew, that they're the only apes that live on their island which is entirely isolated from other nintendo stuff?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loregays are so moronic. It's fricking fiction, there's no canon, everything is subject to be changed/retconned per project.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But they've shown that they do care about lore otherwise they wouldn't bother putting in Sarasaland, Spike, or Pauline as a mayor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Appealing to autists and series fans =/= actually caring about lore.

          Cinemaphile is the one board that can't handle that piece of truth, yet they're the ones who are subject to lore being absolutely meaningless to writers the most. Fascinating, really.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're a fricking idiot the gorilla wars are a CORE aspect of Nintendo games and the expanded Nintendo universe it's the experience intended by the developers. People like you are why stories are written for BABIES nowadays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And yet, there are multiple gorillas in the image posted.

          Take your meds, homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta have apes outside the core Kongs so that Diddy/Dixie and DK/Candy are less incesty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't that's ever been brought up, no.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's what ever they feel like, they added Lanky kong and keep adding more and more cousins to a series that would keep growing.
      I mean did you see the cat suit? That shit just showed up in the wii u, who the frick cares, its a movie not 1:1 lore diving. It's just a movie stop being so autistic over nothing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're a fricking idiot the gorilla wars are a CORE aspect of Nintendo games and the expanded Nintendo universe it's the experience intended by the developers. People like you are why stories are written for BABIES nowadays.

      >that they're the only apes that live on their island
      t.not a DK fan

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they have destroyed DK

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This movie looks good and the people saying it looks bad are troons that DESPERATELY WANT it to fail.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        troony contrarian who hates Chris Pratt/Nintendo/popular things being popular

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Being underwhelmed by Chris' voice work and flat out hating Seth Rogan couldn't be further from troony cringe. Defending them, however, does make your a corpo bootlicker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It LOOKS good, yes. But so far the only passable voice work is Bowser and Toad. and I'm sure the jokes are gonna be typical Illumination shit.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt that bad

  10. 1 year ago
    Boco

    I'll still take Seth over that crappy CG cartoon anyday.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't give a frick

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can be mad but I guess I don’t personally view my horde as an extension of myself and I’ve never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times my horde was broken in to. Once a kremling accidentally left a cool klaptrap in my horde so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites dont care about your plight goy.
    Stop complaining and coomsoom the slop

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same, hated it since the first voice reveal trailer

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