I REALLY wanted to love this movie but it only ends up being okay.

I REALLY wanted to love this movie but it only ends up being okay. The first half of this movie is absolute KINO and it's funny how they might once again trick people into watching what is for all intents and purposes a cartoon.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There was no next comment
    Betrayed

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I REALLY wanted to love this movie
    Why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      because it was doing something different (at first) I was even surprised when Godzilla X Kong did it. I remember those transformer movies and thought back then "Wow, how about next time, we lose the fricking people and just straight up have an all transformers movie, just like this, maybe on Cybertron" Seeing a major story told like this, with almost no human actors visible is not something you often see in a mainstream movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Seeing a major story told like this, with almost no human actors visible is not something you often see in a mainstream movie.
        Discovering cartoons will blow your mind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >with almost no human actors visible is not something you often see in a mainstream movie.
        they just redid lion king. go watch that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never heard of an animated children's movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because the last trilogy was solid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie starts off strong and has interesting concepts.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will keep watching these movies until one of them has hot monkey/human sex. You know it will happen within our lifetime.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPOILERS
    The moment the girl reveals that not only can she speak but she is basically a normal human from the before times is where this movie goes from being amazing to disappointing. What was the point in saying that many generations have passed? What, like 4? LOL! FOOLED YOU! You thought it had been 100 years but actually it's been like 20! lololololol! The more the movie went on the more conventional it got, this little girl knows EVERYTHING! The layout of the secret base, how all the guns work, where the hard drive is, WOW! Who needs Noah! Then at the very end, we see a whole shit ton of humans that are completely fine! Whats the fricking point? Why do we want to explore a world we already explored in the last two fricking movies? So disappointing. I had hoped this next set of movies in this world would build up to where the Apes are in "La Planète des singes" in that novel, the Ape society is very technologically advanced. NOPE! more of the same shit as last time then?

    Even with all that, It's still an enjoyable movie honestly, the writing is better than you usually fine in the recent summer Hollywood stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only 20 years and the world looks worse than Detroit after 4 decades

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [/spoiler]after about 2 years of lockdown during the pandemic it was surprising how fast nature starts reclaiming shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up redditard. Nature didn't reclaim shit. Just for that I'm voting Trump so he can frack the shit out of nature.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whatever man. enjoy your missed quads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice spoiler tag, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not twenty years. OP is a moron. He just said that because he wants to make the movie look bad. It is closer to one hundred years if not more that pass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s 300 years to be exact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so instead of being the planet of the apes of this reboot saga its just another dawn of the apes clone like war was
      bleh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >piano note
        >horn
        >arabic wailing
        >church organ
        All of human history has been leading up to this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My exact thoughts as well. Still liked the movie the ending and the twist with the girl just completely deflated my feelings for this new trilogy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just finished watching and want to reply to this anon but I can't figure out how to spoilerize text.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how about not pressing

        return

        so many times

        to

        start with

        and

        spend less time

        on plebbit

        then

        read the

        faq

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Type your text. Highlight it with the cursor. Hit Ctrl+S.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me want to play that tell-tale planet of the apes game again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't know they made one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just looked up the wikipedia page. It's basically an interactive movie but has multiple decision trees that change how the movie plays out.
          >Further, the game seeks to be an even closer intersection between games and films than similar products, such as Telltale titles. It will run between 2–3 hours and the player’s only input will be entirely choice-based decisions. There are no puzzles, no exploration, nor any direct control over characters.
          >NO DIRECT CONTROL OVER CHARACTERS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're dumb and getting a lot of stuff wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Different poster but explain your point of view

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As soon as I finish breakfast and get on the PC I will explain where he is wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So
          They make no mention of the girl being from a time before the virus, I don't even think she can be given her age because. What is obvious is that she is on a mission so chances are that whoever gave her that mission has also given her all the info she needed before heading out including how guns work, which base she needs to go to and what to look for.

          Yes we still see humans who are fine but the movie is also making a point that it's no longer our planet and the normal humans will struggle to survive in this world between the apes and the virus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK?! They did it again? I thought they were going with the route of the girl being one of the astronauts that went to space, got cryoed and came back. Jesus. This is the same as War for the Planet of the Apes where you didn't get a war but a prison break movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AHHHH WHY DOES HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF
        >THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN THE REAL WORLD
        Lol, and I bet you complain about movies not being realistic enough these days.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >schizo rambling about realism when nobody is talking about realism

          Found the chud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually the entire thread is about how the movie sucks because the movie plot retreads the "human vs. ape" conflict explored in Dawn and War. People are having autistic meltdown over the film "not exploring" new ground. I'm simply pointing out history repeats itself and you're moronic to think that after 300 years there still isn't going to be a human vs. ape struggle and that the question of whether they can coexist has been solved.
            But cry some more about how history can't repeat itself in movies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm simply pointing out history repeats itself and you're moronic to think that after 300 years there still isn't going to be a human vs. ape struggle and that the question of whether they can coexist has been solved.

              When did I say there won't be a human vs ape struggle? Fricking schizo making up stories again. Take meds chud. I just want a better flowing story where it calls back to the original Rise astronauts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to see humans get completely crushed and defeated.
      Make a movie where filthy humans fricking lose and never rise again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I expected her to be revealed as one of the astronauts.
      I consider the Fallout vault explanation a let down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the biggest disappointment of an otherwise pretty entertaining film. So the next movie is going to be another human-ape war? Unless they do something really interesting with it, I don't care to see that. They've already done multiple films of that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So the next movie is going to be another human-ape war? Unless they do something really interesting with it, I don't care to see that. They've already done multiple films of that.

          Every fricking Star Wars movie has had a Death Star as the big bad threat, yet people keep going to see them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I’m afraid that’s what they’re doing with this series. Endless excuses to bring speaking humans back and rehashing the same conflict dynamic. It sucks since there’s so much potential to take it interesting places.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      took you 7 minutes to write this? LOL! FOOLED WHO?

      also
      >more of the same shit as last time then?
      yea duuuuuh patrícians knew this since the second one you dummi dum

      me, personally? personally me thinketh this series has been dead since the 2nd one, although the 3rd one somewhat redeemed it... but unless they introduce the time-travel factor of the lost astronauts and underground telepathic skinless people worshiping the A bomb... I just dont think I can care anymore.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's charlton heston? Am I crazy or are the apes the villains

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uh, we sort of forgot it was supposed to be a surprise that apes had taken over in the two thousand years the astronauts had been away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Where's charlton heston?

      In one of the earlier flicks there's a quick background shot of a tv news segment about a Mars mission launching and later, another reference to lost or stranded astronauts, so I'm guessing that'll play a part later in the movie series.

      >Am I crazy or are the apes the villains

      They're both the good guys and the bad guys, they kinda have to be, as there is nobody else to play the roles.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was...ok.

    It felt like Disney focus grouped it to death. The most interesting thing about it is Proximus distorting/misinterpreting Caesar's words and Roman history to fit his goals. I felt like they whooshed past a parallel with May. Rakka shows us he has all these books, surely he wouldn't just abandon them. Aren't they precious? I feel like what was needed was May reading Raka's books to him and Noah and teaching them something about the past and bonding with them to create a contrast between Travathan teaching Proximus about Roman emperors.

    Like it could have been a funny scene if Rakka has this tattered book he's been carrying for years and regards as a sacred text, and he finally asks May to read it, and it's like a car manual or something totally mundane, but it opens up a larger conversation about the world and what she knows about it or thinks she knows about it based on what she was told as a child. I felt like this would also have ticked a box for a bit more camaraderie. Seems like just after she finally talks Rakka fricking dies and it's hard to believe any of them made much of a connection.

    They missed out on an opportunity to explore who was pulling the strings with Travathan and Proximus. Like what if Noah is kind of down for Proximus's kingdom until he realizes it's actually Travathan orchestrating the whole thing to get inside the vault? I was certain Travathan would have a bigger purpose as a contrast to May but he's just sort of there for the frick of it.
    Also if Proximus wants to build a kingdom for apes, why isn't he using human labor? That would make it more of a dilemma when Noah meets him because he'd actually be confirming the anti-echo sentiment Noah felt at the beginning. It would test Noah more to see which way he would go after witnessing that, the way of old Caesar or the way of Proximus Caesar. Test what he's learned on his journey with Raka and May. It would also be an parallel to War to have cages of humans everywhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More confusing: Seems like most of the apes in Proximus' kingdom are really down for the cause? Only Eagle can seems to be scared, but even then it's not like they're chained up or anything. They're free to kind of mill about. It felt like this should have been a gnarly prison camp but the stakes were somehow lower once we got to the kingdom. It got really slow once they arrived.

      They spent sOOoooOO much time walking around the vault just looking at boring concrete like it was so amazing. I was expecting signs of life from whoever used to be in there, some kind of trace of civilization. It seemed weirdly empty. For a moment I actually expected the the mutants and the divine bomb from Beneath to be down there. Like...just empty. Ok then why are we looking at it forever? I wanted to see signs of a mutiny or a food shortage or a rampage or something to tell me about the inhabitants of that place. A kindergarten and then seemingly jack shit.

      I thought the eagles were corny too. I didn't really understand the necessity of the eagles other than "oh sick and eagle." There were some chuckles at the end when Noah started singing out of nowhere. Yikes. Felt like the eagle landing on his arm was sort of a lazy way to do character growth, just like "I guess you've grown so I'll land on you".

      I did not think it was very good but I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Disney mucking things up. There were so many teases for a gritty and interesting story about power dynamics and belief systems but it felt like they didn't want to make any kind of firm statement on anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looking at boring concrete like it was so amazing. I was expecting signs of life from whoever used to be in there, some kind of trace of civilization. It seemed weirdly empty. For a moment I actually expected the the mutants and the divine bomb from Beneath to be down there. Like...just empty.

        Yeah it was weird, maybe the real bunker was down below, the area they explored didn't seem to be quarantined from the surface at all, as it had open air entry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More confusing: Seems like most of the apes in Proximus' kingdom are really down for the cause? Only Eagle can seems to be scared, but even then it's not like they're chained up or anything. They're free to kind of mill about. It felt like this should have been a gnarly prison camp but the stakes were somehow lower once we got to the kingdom. It got really slow once they arrived.

      They spent sOOoooOO much time walking around the vault just looking at boring concrete like it was so amazing. I was expecting signs of life from whoever used to be in there, some kind of trace of civilization. It seemed weirdly empty. For a moment I actually expected the the mutants and the divine bomb from Beneath to be down there. Like...just empty. Ok then why are we looking at it forever? I wanted to see signs of a mutiny or a food shortage or a rampage or something to tell me about the inhabitants of that place. A kindergarten and then seemingly jack shit.

      I thought the eagles were corny too. I didn't really understand the necessity of the eagles other than "oh sick and eagle." There were some chuckles at the end when Noah started singing out of nowhere. Yikes. Felt like the eagle landing on his arm was sort of a lazy way to do character growth, just like "I guess you've grown so I'll land on you".

      I did not think it was very good but I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Disney mucking things up. There were so many teases for a gritty and interesting story about power dynamics and belief systems but it felt like they didn't want to make any kind of firm statement on anything.

      agree with this 100 percent. It really felt like it had potential but they just tied it all up very neatly which is weird if you want to keep making movies in this world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney
      Crud. Disney owns this too? Guess I'll be skipping.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More confusing: Seems like most of the apes in Proximus' kingdom are really down for the cause? Only Eagle can seems to be scared, but even then it's not like they're chained up or anything. They're free to kind of mill about. It felt like this should have been a gnarly prison camp but the stakes were somehow lower once we got to the kingdom. It got really slow once they arrived.

      They spent sOOoooOO much time walking around the vault just looking at boring concrete like it was so amazing. I was expecting signs of life from whoever used to be in there, some kind of trace of civilization. It seemed weirdly empty. For a moment I actually expected the the mutants and the divine bomb from Beneath to be down there. Like...just empty. Ok then why are we looking at it forever? I wanted to see signs of a mutiny or a food shortage or a rampage or something to tell me about the inhabitants of that place. A kindergarten and then seemingly jack shit.

      I thought the eagles were corny too. I didn't really understand the necessity of the eagles other than "oh sick and eagle." There were some chuckles at the end when Noah started singing out of nowhere. Yikes. Felt like the eagle landing on his arm was sort of a lazy way to do character growth, just like "I guess you've grown so I'll land on you".

      I did not think it was very good but I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Disney mucking things up. There were so many teases for a gritty and interesting story about power dynamics and belief systems but it felt like they didn't want to make any kind of firm statement on anything.

      All great points. I enjoyed it, but there were things that could ahve been explored more in depth or just done better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More confusing: Seems like most of the apes in Proximus' kingdom are really down for the cause? Only Eagle can seems to be scared, but even then it's not like they're chained up or anything. They're free to kind of mill about. It felt like this should have been a gnarly prison camp but the stakes were somehow lower once we got to the kingdom. It got really slow once they arrived.

      They spent sOOoooOO much time walking around the vault just looking at boring concrete like it was so amazing. I was expecting signs of life from whoever used to be in there, some kind of trace of civilization. It seemed weirdly empty. For a moment I actually expected the the mutants and the divine bomb from Beneath to be down there. Like...just empty. Ok then why are we looking at it forever? I wanted to see signs of a mutiny or a food shortage or a rampage or something to tell me about the inhabitants of that place. A kindergarten and then seemingly jack shit.

      I thought the eagles were corny too. I didn't really understand the necessity of the eagles other than "oh sick and eagle." There were some chuckles at the end when Noah started singing out of nowhere. Yikes. Felt like the eagle landing on his arm was sort of a lazy way to do character growth, just like "I guess you've grown so I'll land on you".

      I did not think it was very good but I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Disney mucking things up. There were so many teases for a gritty and interesting story about power dynamics and belief systems but it felt like they didn't want to make any kind of firm statement on anything.

      Completely agree. The most interesting ideas & dynamics (Rakka and May's knowledge of the old world, Proximus's kingdom, Noa and May's relationship) aren't fleshed out enough.

      For how long and slow the movie is it doesn't do much to flesh anything out or have any in-depth character development. The whole theme of "Can humans and apes coexist?!?" has already been explored twice in Dawn/War and nothing new is added with this version of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It feels like the film makers are afraid to move away from human/ape conflict and into a series that revolves almsot entirely around apes. I don't understand why though. They've already demonstrated that ape characters can be compelling on their own. We have all this CGI and special effects technology available, but they don't want to use it to its full potential.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It feels that way. They clearly want to "close the loop" and do a retelling of the original movie with the spaceship plot. They can still have humans for that potential movie, but they can't be afraid to actually move the ape civilization forward.

          If this is the start of a new trilogy this really should've just been focused on establishing Proximus as a villain and making his Kingdom more advanced than just a beach side camp. Movie 5 you can do the spaceship plot with humans encountering Proximus's advanced Ape civilization and teaming up with Noa to take him down.

          Idk some permutation of that. I want to see the Ape civilization advance instead of just retreading Dawn/War with post apocalyptic settings with small human encampments.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Without a human storyline things are going to be less interesting I think because the apes act a lot like humans.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about this monke trilogy?
    looks like cgi slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have fun watching your bisexual A24 bullshit about the human condition but with homosexuals or whatever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guess what? There's no escape. Everything is bisexual bullshit about the human condition but with homosexuals, nostalgia bait, capeshit and cgi slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the funniest exchanges I've ever read online.

        >This part isn't clear. We see the wild humans can't speak and are savages but in the end, we see one of the bunker humans suited up in maximum protective gear when she meets the agent gal who had been outside, which implies the bunker humans CAN catch the monkey pox and become savages?

        All it means is that they are aware of the virus from the past and don't know if it is still around. Realistically speaking would the virus have mutated or died out a long time ago and the current non verbal humans are just genetically stunted from their ancestors?

        >All it means is that they are aware of the virus from the past and don't know if it is still around. Realistically speaking would the virus have mutated or died out a long time ago and the current non verbal humans are just genetically stunted from their ancestors?

        I don't know why people are struggling with this. It's obvious that Travathan and Mae have some genetic immunity to the virus, and that at least 10 other people from Mae's group did as well before they were killed. Obviously, not enough people carry this immunity to restart civilization outside the bunkers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fully agreed

      have fun watching your bisexual A24 bullshit about the human condition but with homosexuals or whatever.

      you're instead watching anti-human pro subhuman commie propaganda.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come Dawn was the only good one of these new Apes movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I barely remember that movie. it has that forgetable actor guy that played john connor in the terrible terminator movie. Gary oldman was in it. Koba was cool but thats all I remember. The first in the trilogy was the best one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the guy you're responding to but I also agree that Dawn was the best. Rise could have been better but I hate that loser James Franco

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single reboot Apes movie does nothing interesting but makes shit loads of money. I'm waiting for the 50/100 year time skip myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here, just read the spoilers and apparently they did the timeskip this time? Why does the trailer look just as dull as the previous ones? Where's the ape society and cities?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they did a time skip but they dont tell you how long, but if that stupid girl knows that much english and all that shit still works in the military base, it cannot have been more than 40 years. Very dissappointing, since like you anon, I was hoping for a 100+ year time skip.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          director confirmed 300 years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then hes moronic. none of that shit should be working after 300 years unless they abandoned the place only recently. Also, everyone still speaks perfect US english in 300 years? even the APES!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the apes did not speak perfect english, are you ok?

              A contained bunker community with a terabyte of 20th/21st century tv and movies would probably maintain a similar dialect.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the apes speak perfect English
              How indian are you saaaaar?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          women character movie logic.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to know, does the white woman get A P E D? If the answer is no I will not be watching your movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember Helena Bonham Carter monke?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she fricked walberg right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they banged

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Human's have the biggest dicks of all primates, you know she was down.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do you know this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              know what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is she behind Kate Mara?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the 20 minute love scene was a bit much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that was uhuh aAAuuuaaAAUUaaAAAuuuuAAAuuuuuAUUUUaaa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nova for me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >remember Helena Bonham Carter monke?
        I often think about how Roseanne Barr got a new TV show and then they instantly killed her character because she did a crimethink.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dawn is extremely boring on rewatch and oldman is awful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the best of the three

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw it. It was kino. You didn't understand the relationship between May and Noah. It was to show the gradual breakdown of trust between humans and apes. May was contemplating killing Noah when she came back because she realized he was an evolutionary step in intelligence. Noah doesn't know if apes can trust humans because he saw how May used him to her own advantage and how quick she was to let him and his people die so she could escape.

    This shizz is making at least half a billy. The public isn't as pozzed as OP is from jerking off to troony porn all day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You didn't understand the relationship between May and Noah. It was to show the gradual breakdown of trust between humans and apes.
      I think OP understands just fine. The problem is that what you just described was already shown in Dawn, with war for the planet of the apes being the conclusion to that breakdown. What kingdom is trying to do and lead up to is just a unnecessary retread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Female protagonist, no thanks.
      next.

      Go back to readdit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Female protagonist, no thanks.
        No one cares what incels think about pop culture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then why are you here, why are viral marketers on here constantly desperately trying to gain approval and why is pop culture based on what people on this site say?
          homosexual
          morbius was rereleased by Sony because of this board, you cretin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Though I disliked the twist that hinged on her character which renders the time skip pointless and essentially resets the human-ape dynamic back to where it was in the previous couple of movies, I did appreciate how ruthless and mission focused she was. She's pretty based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You didn't understand the relationship between May and Noah
      Yes homosexual. We didn't understand the extremely on the nose and superficial plot point. Why some people think describing the plot makes them smart I can never know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and This
        >May was contemplating killing Noah when she came back because she realized he was an evolutionary step in intelligence.
        Is the same thing as the reboot trilogy with Ceaser which were already trite. Now this is a retread of said trite.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You didn't understand the relationship between May and Noah
          Yes homosexual. We didn't understand the extremely on the nose and superficial plot point. Why some people think describing the plot makes them smart I can never know.

          >WWII IS A RETREAD OF WWI
          >AHHHHH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IN MY MOVIES!!!!
          Who is the redditard now? Pro-tip: it's (You).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi fellow anons, I've just clocked in to my viral marketing night job where I'm paid below minimum wage to write moronic crap for a parasitic little joke of a company which told me it was a big deal because they've been paid pennies by a third party advertising overseas advertising company barely related to the distribution company that paid for a film to be made.
      >not like all those Gay™ Internet Buzzword® Losers©

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i liked it but i feel a lot of stuff was either cut for next films. also anyone catch the plastic monkey on the horse before turning cgi?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person monkey with white girl
    im tired of this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most reasonable chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would you prefer it be a black woman? i wouldnt and im mayor chud

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The humans in the bunker were wearing medical containment suits, presumably to avoid catching the monkey pox and thus becoming moronic savages and losing the ability to speak, which means the girl and William H. Macy (had he lived) would eventually become speechless moronic savages, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably they will become part of a few group of humans totally immune

      Where's charlton heston? Am I crazy or are the apes the villains

      I bet Captain Taylor will appear or at least teased on the third movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do we want to take bets on when Captain Taylor shows up he is going to be a mulatto?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lived
      Macy was with Proximus for years and nothing happened to him.
      Real question is where did he come from, he did mention some community he left.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Real question is where did he [William H. Macy] come from, he did mention some community he left.

        He's a former bunker human, having run off for some reason.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing some mixed reactions to this one. Some people say it’s awesome some say it’s disappointing. Personally I thought Rise was the best one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Personally I thought Rise was the best one
      Same

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We must repower the dam to rebuild what we lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rise is really underrated. The pacing and escalation is really fantastic

      War > Rise > Dawn > Kingdom

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a story about mass immigration and about how we have to respect the foreigners as they establish their "nations" in what was once ours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol no
      nice try basement dweller

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off back to plebbit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, bro. Look at all the people who agreed with you (0). Go back into your cum-smothered basement.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go back.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I marathoned all four of the new Planet Of The Apes flicks today and I guess I'd rate them;

    2 > 1 > 4 > 3

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the ending

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noah said: frick!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, humans vs apes war AGAIN on the next sequel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always humans vs apes, I bet the humans are defeated for good and then the icarus lands on the planet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happens idiot. Read the spoiler already posted in the thread.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're the idiot here. What I said is that could be the master plan for the new planet of the apes trilogy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the modern films are all cartoons with an anti-human plot throughout all of them.
    the original films were interesting because humans were subjected to the apes brutalising them, and Charlton Heston came and defied all of that, maintaining the human spirit.
    the modern films are just "humans bad, apes good".
    the originals were also praised for their amazing makeup, while the new ones are just computer puke so your brain disengages after 2 minutes because it's a computer thing talking to a computer thing on a computer background.
    not sure if op is comparing this new film to real films, or to the other modern ape reboot stuff, which are already almost entirely cartoon rubbish to start with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >while the new ones are just computer puke so your brain disengages after 2 minutes because it's a computer thing talking to a computer thing on a computer background
      Tim Burton tried to convey the spirit of the old movies, with the makeup (tim roth looked good in my opinion) but he can't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the Tim Burton one was alright - didn't have much point for being made, but it was alright. I saw it in a nice cinema with comfortable chairs when it came out, with a female friend. they were better times, when I still had hope.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet they will try to put Mark Walberg in a role for the sake of nostalgia bait, either as the new Captain Taylor or an ape

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hm, I don't see it. have they done anything similar? everyone seems to have forgotten the first remake, and these new films seem to shit on everything so they can have their black history month computer game sequels milled out as a fast and furious substitute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the modern films are just "humans bad, apes good".
      Not really
      >while the new ones are just computer puke so your brain disengages after 2 minutes because it's a computer thing talking to a computer thing on a computer background.
      And it looks good enough that you can forget that, furthermore these computers allows for the apes to move like actual apes. It allows for emotions to be shown in their faces, it allows for lips to move when they talk

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, Proximus wasn´t a descendant and only took Caesars name on his benefit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be pretty weird for a chimpanzee to somehow have an ape for a descendant in the span of a single century.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, Proximus was defeated by a song and alotsa eagles.
    Cool or cringe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cool imho.

      SPOILERS
      The moment the girl reveals that not only can she speak but she is basically a normal human from the before times is where this movie goes from being amazing to disappointing. What was the point in saying that many generations have passed? What, like 4? LOL! FOOLED YOU! You thought it had been 100 years but actually it's been like 20! lololololol! The more the movie went on the more conventional it got, this little girl knows EVERYTHING! The layout of the secret base, how all the guns work, where the hard drive is, WOW! Who needs Noah! Then at the very end, we see a whole shit ton of humans that are completely fine! Whats the fricking point? Why do we want to explore a world we already explored in the last two fricking movies? So disappointing. I had hoped this next set of movies in this world would build up to where the Apes are in "La Planète des singes" in that novel, the Ape society is very technologically advanced. NOPE! more of the same shit as last time then?

      Even with all that, It's still an enjoyable movie honestly, the writing is better than you usually fine in the recent summer hollywood stuff.

      My least favorite aspect of the film too. I'd like to see the setting actually move forward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous


      >Proxima tries to rid the Eagle Clan of their culture
      >Is defeated by said culture
      It's cool

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good but not great. Expected better but could have been much worse. I didn't like the twist/reveal about the girl and her motivation - felt like a rehash of earlier films and also didn't make sense given that its meant to be 300 years after the events of the last one.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was far more interested in Proximus building his empire and Noah learning about original Ceaser and the belief systems that have emerged after 300 years.

    But instead that gets sidelined for May's plot which feels like a rehash of Dawn and War and also doesn't make sense with the 300 year time jump. Like oh human beings have reverted into this primitive state but there are also entire groups of human all over the place who are perfectly fine and unchanged by 300 years of time passing and all the tech functions perfectly fine? Just so what? We can get another remnants of humanity vs apes again like in War?

    Loved the score and visuals and the new Ape characters but didn't like where the story led them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was far more interested in Proximus building his empire and Noah learning about original Ceaser and the belief systems that have emerged after 300 years.
      Yup. Movie should've been focused on that instead of slowly tossing through post- apocalypse bullshit with zero development happening.

      I don't mind the idea of bunker humans, it's a neat callback to Beneath. But May and Travathen's relationship to them make zero sense. So they're the only two intelligent humans outside the bunker? Are they related to the bunker humans? Are there groups of outside humans that are immune to the virus somehow? Is May a permanent outsider and was simply working with the bunker humans? Like what is the relationship here? That should have been explored more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious that's the hook for the sequel, why everybody is such an tard in this thread? Maybe she is from the bunker and was selected to do a mission with her traveling group.

        Also I like that she hated all of monkey society, she merciless killed the other human who got in her way, exploded the damm with the allied monkeys in direct crossfire and probably was going to kill the monkey protagonist in the end to cut any lose ends about smart humans.

        Since she didn't enter the bunker I bet she's doomed to never enter the bunker and slowly being turned to a moron. I look forward to see her in the sequels since the director said she would be important for a sequel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe she becomes the Nova that Captain Taylor meets.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are all called Nova.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Travathen is either immune to virus or from some community of immune humans, he was years outside and doesn't suffer from moronation.

          My real question is what happened to the government vault and how many other human vaults are there, they got into contact with other one quite quickly, so they probably are more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems that bunker humans send/banish groups to forge for tech. Like the Vault Dweller from Fallout 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious that's the hook for the sequel, why everybody is such an tard in this thread? Maybe she is from the bunker and was selected to do a mission with her traveling group.

        Also I like that she hated all of monkey society, she merciless killed the other human who got in her way, exploded the damm with the allied monkeys in direct crossfire and probably was going to kill the monkey protagonist in the end to cut any lose ends about smart humans.

        Since she didn't enter the bunker I bet she's doomed to never enter the bunker and slowly being turned to a moron. I look forward to see her in the sequels since the director said she would be important for a sequel.

        > But May and Travathen's relationship to them make zero sense. So they're the only two intelligent humans outside the bunker? Are they related to the bunker humans? Are there groups of outside humans that are immune to the virus somehow? Is May a permanent outsider and was simply working with the bunker humans?

        No, Proximus says May was travelling with 10 other humans his soldiers killed because they "didn't know their value" He also shows a map they were carrying.
        Safe to assume May was a bunker human that volunteered for a one way mission outside.

        As to Travathen he is a mystery. He mentions he is from some human community that he "left" and doesn't elaborate on that.
        Seems to be immune to the virus because he was with Proximus for a while now.
        He was trying to make it to the coast-why?
        Is the rest of the Earth free of apes and maybe he wanted to sail to another continent ?

        Bigger mystery is the big vault-why was it empty of all the humans? What happened to them ? It was supposedly the biggest vault of them all with "half of the government".

        I wonder if May and others just scratched the surface and there was more underneath they didn't get to see, maybe some surviving humans too?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > As to Travathen he is a mystery. He mentions he is from some human community that he "left" and doesn't elaborate on that.

          I assumed he was a bunker human who left for some reason. He could have been from another uninfected human community but as he knew about the gigantic vault, I figure he heard about it while living in the bunker?

          > Seems to be immune to the virus because he was with Proximus for a while now.

          This part isn't clear. We see the wild humans can't speak and are savages but in the end, we see one of the bunker humans suited up in maximum protective gear when she meets the agent gal who had been outside, which implies the bunker humans CAN catch the monkey pox and become savages?

          > Is the rest of the Earth free of apes and maybe he wanted to sail to another continent ?

          We see in one of the earlier flicks that the monkey pox wiped out humanity but in the end of this movie, the bunker humans manage to contact another group of normal humans, so there must be a few scattered groups of then around the world hiding out.

          > Bigger mystery is the big vault-why was it empty of all the humans?

          Monkey pox got em all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This part isn't clear. We see the wild humans can't speak and are savages but in the end, we see one of the bunker humans suited up in maximum protective gear when she meets the agent gal who had been outside, which implies the bunker humans CAN catch the monkey pox and become savages?

            All it means is that they are aware of the virus from the past and don't know if it is still around. Realistically speaking would the virus have mutated or died out a long time ago and the current non verbal humans are just genetically stunted from their ancestors?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not enough time spent on the bunker humans as they were being saved up for the big reveal in the end, I guess we'll have to wait for the next flick?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not enough time was spent on the people the sequel will focus on and develop
                >ARRRGGHHH why didn't they develop them in this movie that was already two and a half hours long?????
                R E T A R D
                Lol nigflix tv style media has ruined zoomers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The movie didn't even have to be that long. There was a lot of filler in there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Monkey pox got em all.
            There were no skeletons in the Vault though, and the section they went through wasn't quarantined from the surface at all. Maybe there was a deeper bunker they didn't enter?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pox got em all.
              >There were no skeletons in the Vault though, and the section they went through wasn't quarantined from the surface at all.

              The monkey pox got em before they managed to get to the vault.

              >Maybe there was a deeper bunker they didn't enter?

              There is no more to the vault, it was there for this movie and that's it.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would kneel if the upcoming movies show a Planet of the Apes that is a mixture of the 1968 and the 2001 movie

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noah has a good understanding of technology, since he was the only ape able to repair the electrical staff. I liked the ending with the Humans reconnecting with Satellite communications. The apes were in the observatory looking to the stars. Maybe they will launch their own rockets in future movies.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she take the BAC?
    I need to know for science.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chimps have tiny dicks
      watch some nature documentaries

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sigh… So it looks like that Kingdom is repeating the same mistake that War did ie. the first half is much stronger than the second part.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aped

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty bad. Felt like they were stretching a small amount of material out then they didn't really know where they were going with it. Oh also 90% of the humans are smart strong diverse women because of course. Somehow the CGI got worse in this one? Started to develop the Orangutan into a main character then immediately killed him. K. The whole eagle thing had shitty Avatar vibes. New Caesar is barely developed as a character. He didn't really feel threatening. He just let the slave monkeys leave the camp at night I guess. "Who was Caesar? Oh okay thanks moving on". Not a lot of world/lore building at all which is disappointing because that's basically what makes this series good. Overall probably the worst one in the series including the orignal ones from the 60's and 70's. As an aside they played a trailer for the new Alien and boy that sure looks diverse. Can't wait to see how fricked that is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know he didnt die? did you ever stay till after the credits?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you know he didnt die? did you ever stay till after the credits?
        yeah I heard the noise but I don't know what that is supposed to mean. Are we doing the spoilers thing or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As an aside they played a trailer for the new Alien and boy that sure looks diverse. Can't wait to see how fricked that is.
      Who cares as long as we get to see Dora the Explora get throatfricked by hot throbbing alien ovipositor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who cares as long as we get to see Dora the Explora get throatfricked by hot throbbing alien ovipositor.
        That's the Asian girl, not Merced.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Discorp so it should be expected to be a piece of shit.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The timeline for the movie feels off, like we have humans who are now savages and humans who wear basically normal clothes and can speak. I would have preferred if they spent the movie actually building ape lore and culture and conflict within it. Which they sort of did but they did it so shit it hurts. Was the telescope looking at a black hole or something? It didn't make sense and the foreshadowing at the end of the astronaught on the wall. I don't want to retread the same fricking plot points of the last movies with apes vs humans its fricking tired. The original planet of the apes religion or I guess Ape Lore was kind of a big thing and having the truth of what actually happened on the planet was a secret, like the elders gatekeep the knowledge and claim superiority. The Apes in this are getting to that point but why do we even have a protagonist standing up for them? Is there going to be 2 more movies where it takes the apes to just fully switch on humans? Or Are the humans going to go nuclear and blow themselves up trying to kill the apes and in that way we can have mutants and humans less in touch with their humanity. I just don't understand Wes Ball is okay I suppose but he needs to get some better writers who understand the source material. Turning apes into Capeshit is a shame since the first 3 from Reeves were good as a whole. The cgi in this movies even looked better, the eagles and fish in this film looked shit. What was the point of the books from the Maurice wannabe, What happened to all the based Maurice bros? They can't be all dead since that is jus moronic. I understand they want to probably do the OG plot again with Taylor but I Think they should hold off until they tighten up the kinks in the director, writer and cgi team.

    The pace of the movie was terrible, they do nothing there's no intrigue or interesting sights.
    The First planet of the apes film 1968
    the Intro and setup is slow but there is mystery and tension unlike this film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andy Serkis was a major factor in why you could take the last three movies seriously. He could give emotion to the character being portrayed, The Main lead of Kingdom is lifeless and stiff.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LA covered in vegetation
    Isn't LA a desert city?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because they use too much water. LA was a forest before the Californians ruined it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true at all. Bringing water to LA has always been a challenge.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was happy watching cgi apes talk and have more screen time etc

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl is the villain. Noa should have mauled her to death after she almost killed his tribe TWO TIMES

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know they continued this reboot after the second movie. I thought the first one was good but don't remember much of the second one.
    Guess I'll rewatch them both and try the third movie then.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened to og Ceasars' sons? Didn't he have 2 sons?
    I don't remember War that well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One was assassinated because they thought he was Caesar. The other one lives but watches Caesar die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One was assassinated because they thought he was Caesar. The other one lives but watches Caesar die.

      I am assuming Noah is some descendant of Caesar because he looks like him

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Deus ex machina harddrive still fully fonctionnal after 300 years in a dusty and humid space
    >people still waiting for a call after 300 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah was this supposed to be hundreds of years after the last film? It didn't feel like it.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good ape is a dead one. Frick these nothingburger movies. Humanity first baby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. At least in the films they had to remove humans speech and IQ to put them on any kind of level with the apes.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the bird clan is not in the sequel and have a gorilla or orangutan as the main ape.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need a progression of orangutans that first resemble Maurice to the eventual worldview of zaius. So like a council of truth withholders.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did this movie really end with group SONG?

    > ooowwwww weeee ohhhhhh
    > OOOHHHH WEEEE OHHHHHH
    then birds kill the bad guy ('because WE didn't kill him') ala some Batman morality

    someone that was dumb enough to watch this movie, pls expalin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go frick yourself homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go frick yourself homosexual
        so thats how it ended, huh?
        moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We they did like an Avatar thing

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised by how good Rise and War were so I'll watch this too. A little disappointed it's not about ape Alexander the Great tho

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So was the telescope looking at Saturn or a human space colony?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So was the telescope looking at Saturn or a human space colony?
      Noah actually says he saw tunnel eating light through it(before Mel started talking), so it is a wormhole.
      If there are bunker humans kind of beats the purpose of Mars humans returning though, unless they travelled through time and established some sort of colony? Maybe the other half of government that didn't go to the vault went to space ?
      I don't think they will copy the Mars astronaut story 100% like it was done in previous movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tunnel eating light was his primitive way of describing the telescope and how it works, moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just figured him being interesting in the planet mobile in the bunker was supposed to be some sign that he saw another planet and since the focus was on a planet with rings it was either Saturn or Venus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was. The guy you're replying to is a moron wanting to push his own fan-theory/headcanon because "THAT WOULD BE BADASS". Noa looked through the telescope, saw a planet, most likely Saturn, and the climbed to the other end to see how it worked. He saw Mae use it and saw the light from the telescope playing on her eyes. He then describes the device to Rakka as a tunnel that eats light. Now you know how fricking moronic TV posters are when they can't pick up on basic implications in a blockbuster movie. Never listen to these morons give their explanations. They are almost always moronic like this guy thinking a chimp saw a wormhole through a telescope and knew enough about astrophysics to describe it as a light eater.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The next film in the series will be Planet of the Apes vs Godzilla vs Russia. Can't wait for the best crossover.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was 10/10 aside from that Mae prostitute.
    They helped her and yet she was working against them all along. When she came to say goodbye, she was holding a fricking gun behind her back.
    As Noa admitted in the end, Proximus was right.
    It was truly a disappointing sight to see at the end of the film that those human pieces of shit still live with high tech.
    Imagine how good things could've been if Proximus Caesar and his Kingdom took hold of the contents of the Vault.
    Instatnt evolution.

    Total Human death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be instant evolution, but they would lose it all within a generation. None of them would know how to maintain or reproduce that tech. Proximus was astonished that Noa could fix the cattle prods. The only reason Proximus had any tech is because he forced Trevathan to build it for him. Him and his ape army were too stupid to learn how to do it. So if they got that tech, they likely wouldn't be able to do much with it in the long run. Their power would cease once the guns run out of ammo, jam, break etc. Tanks/vehicles run out of fuel, they won't know how to refuel them. None of the apes can read so they can't access the knowledge in the books.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but they would lose it all within a generation.
        Enough time to finish off humans.
        If they managed to to that, apes would be able to prosper in peace.
        Humans will kill all apes if they have a chance.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ape can't figure out how to reload gun
          >ape can't figure out how to load tank
          >ape can't figure out how to refuel vehicle
          >thinking apes will be able to wipe out the pocket of humanity near San Francisco
          kek, without Trevathan, they're fricked until they evolve.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah Trevathan should have to live for that to be possible. With his help though apes could easily stomp the remaining humans.
            It would've been the best if Mae died as early as possible in the movie, and Noa realized that Proximus is indeed right. Without Mae's help with restoring the comms those humans wouldn't be able to call anyone for help.

            I wanted to see an ape version of the Roman Empire rise and conquer, that was a bit disappointing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really missed out on Travathan pulling the strings and manipulaing Proximus into believing it's all his idea. Would have been an amazing revelation for Noa to realize that this human is twisting the big bad ape around his finger.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have made May one of the astronauts that disappeared in Rise. Proximus could be attempting to salvage their spaceship from the ocean and maybe he has the rest of the crew as his prisoners.

    You'd still have May's 'she can talk' reveal happen and her and Noah learning to trust one another be a stronger focus because they are both unsure of the other and the world itself (as Noah also comes from a very closed off community).

    So it would be a human and ape both learning about the world and their new place within it - May learning what happened to humanity and Noah learning about their origins and Caesar.

    It would also tie the franchise together without rehashing the apes vs remnants of earth's military we saw in War already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >without rehashing the apes vs remnants of earth's military

      Except this is the foundation of all the Planet Of The Apes movies going all the way back to Charleton Heston. Without it, there's no story to tell.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proximus was kinda based, ngl. Hope he's still alive.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking planet of the apes i get people like it but it's just too fricking bullshit to me. If any ape or sufficiently non human "alien" that didn't inspire empathy was truly an existential threat to humans, we would invent a chemical weapon and use it to exterminate them with such efficiency it would make your head spin. We've practically depopulated our own planet of harmless insects just by spraying everyone's house with anti-insect chemical weapons because having spiders and cobwebs is a nuisance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the movies moron. The reboot series has a coof kill off 90% of humanity.

      Original series is a full blown ape-human war that happens off screen between 4-5 though. Original series is also moronic after the first film.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The reboot series has a coof kill off 90% of humanity.
        Coof kills everyone, filthy monkeys inherit the planet.
        Lame cop out. The real movie should look like the Rhodesian bush war: few hundred humans left mowing down hordes of savage shitskins like they are the DOOM guy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dumbass. Watch the movies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it will just make me more racist than I already am.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity gets hit by a virus with a 1 in 500 survival rate. Then, just as humans are beginning to recover, they get into a war while also being hit by another form of the virus that causes humans to lose the ability to speak. It's a pretty brutal cascade of events.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EXPLAIN
    THE
    ENDING
    > the song the apes sing

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Mae is on a suicide mission right since they don't allow her to go back into the vault?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So Mae is on a suicide mission right since they don't allow her to go back into the vault?

      That's the way I see it. She's left outside the bunker, the implication being that she'll eventually lose the ability to speak and become a moronic savage. Some here are claiming she and Willam H. Macy have immunity but that doesn't make sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woody Harrelson literally lost the ability to speak the moment he came into contact with something an infected human touched. Mae staying verbal for that long makes no sense if she doesn't have immunity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Woody Harrelson literally lost the ability to speak the moment he came into contact with something an infected human touched.

          Is that how it went down? I didn't care for that PotA flick but the way I remember it, the surviving humans were slowly one-by-one becoming infected by the global monkey pox no matter what they did; the little girl had caught it and had just lost her ability to speak but her dad(?) was still able to speak when Caesar and the apes killed him.

          Plus it's more poignant for secret agent girl to have willingly sacrificed herself for the other uninfected humans in the bunker, though I'll admit William H. Macy was with the apes for X amount of time and he was still normal but then we're not told exactly how long he was with them and we don't know how long it takes the monkey pox to take affect (at this late date in history).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I rewatched it recently. He touched the girl’s doll which had a couple spots if her blood on it and becomes infected soon after.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of the Planet of the Apes said that about 1 in 500 humans are immune to the disease.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Planet of the Apes movie has ever lived up to the original original film. Its just so timeless. The Caesar trilogy was mostly good but kinda felt like they were retreading the same things in Dawn and War. Kingdom started strong but then just set up another Dawn/War type story again.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The visuals are so top-tier, score was good and most of the new Ape characters (mainly Proximus and Raka) were great. Some of the ideas they introduce were interesting but they never go anywhere with them. I liked it enough, but could have been much better.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trailers and promotional material hype up the legacy of the trilogy and make it clear that they will be expanding on the worldbuilding generations later
    >syke it's a fakeout and it takes place maybe 20 years after War
    Genuinely disappointing. This movie could've been great.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No apes movie will match the kino of Dawn, that was the perfect synthesis between a post-apocalyptic story that has plenty of interesting human characters because it's not so far away from the virus' creation. The world in the movie feels completely split 50-50 and everything is up for grabs, with both humans and apes at a similar level of strength duking it out with no artificial "oh the humans all suddenly die out of nowhere" copout like War did. Getting rid of Jason Clarke's character and his relationship with Caesar was a big mistake, all for War to just reset everything so it can be a big holocaust allegory with only one location and not even any good ape shenanigans since they were all prisoners for the entire movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention: Gary Oldman in this movie would make a great villain on his own, but combine that with the omega level kino that is Koba and this movie is easily the best. No idea how War is higher rated.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has that HDD retained data for so long?
    They should go to shit in 2-5 decades max.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOGETHER

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are you guys gonna accept that planet of the apes reboot trilogy was mid?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAMRIP RIGHT HERE FOLKS
    https://movies123.camp/movies/kingdom-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-U89tbo-367a317bf0/
    https://movies123.camp/movies/kingdom-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-U89tbo-367a317bf0/
    https://movies123.camp/movies/kingdom-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-U89tbo-367a317bf0/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would ANYONE watch a camrip? Shit video and audio, it's unwatchable.
      Cinema tickets are dirt cheap and you get a big screen with top tier audio.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eat a cactus flavoured wiener unpaid shill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day homosexual.
          I'll only watch movies in the highest quality possible. Legality is not a problem.
          I have no issue with BD rips and other quality pirated media, but anyone who thinks that a fricking camrip is a good way to watch a movie should be burned on a stake.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never said it was good quality you gigantic homosexual
            I just said its the best you can get before this thing gets released on DVD and bluray
            And its still better than paying 10 bucks or whatever it is for a movie that might suck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it's not better at all.
              A cinema ticket costs like £7 which is nothing.
              Even if they costed more I wouldn't care because I'm not poor.
              I can afford it, and it's worth it.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hold on, you're telling me a disney movie was mediocre??? dawg did you forget to take your schizo meds this morning or something???

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hd ?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK is Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes the most on topic and high iq thread on this board rn?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s a decent film overall, but has some flaws worth discussing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape movies are kino and inspire kino discussion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most tv shows and movies nowadays are utter shit and not worth talking about, plus the large number of zoomers here can't really hold a discussion anyways.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine but not enough tension. Just felt like it was setting up future movies. Needed more violence and characterization.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    War was so unbelievably moronic it ruined the franchise.

    Maybe the bunker chuds should have stopped the two biggest human armies from driving tanks and helicopters up a remote mountain just to get buried in an avalanche

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only people that like War

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    War was one of the biggest letdowns in my personal cinema history. The opening act is great when caesar loses his family and everything after is complete and utter garbage.

    All the humans just getting buried by snow and caesar leading apes to the promised land happens in like 2 minutes and conveniently ends the dogshit movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 hours of monkeys crying with sad music playing
      how did this movie not flop? this is like listening to someone self loathe about their problems in life except you are paying 10 bucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people that like War

      War was so unbelievably moronic it ruined the franchise.

      Maybe the bunker chuds should have stopped the two biggest human armies from driving tanks and helicopters up a remote mountain just to get buried in an avalanche

      War's only issue was the shitty jarjar Binks ape comedy shit. The entire rest of the movie is excellent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me did we watch the same movie?
        War ripped off rise by being a prison escape movie and half the fricking film is just close-ups monkeys crying with sad music playing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice head canon, crust breaker

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its literally the entire 3rd movie you can go look at it, gaslighting aside you have dogshit taste

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really?

    1st was a walking cliche of hometown hero fighting evil invadingtyrant.

    I thought the 2nd half of the movie was superior with Mae being manipulative.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her character, but thought her coming from one of implicitly many bunker communities of still speaking humans was a bad choice because it seems to reset the setting and make the time skip pointless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO HOW COULD THE ELITE HIDE IN BUNKERS WHILE THE MASSES WERE LEFT TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES
        >AHHHHH THIS IS NOT REALISTIC AND WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD IN A MASS EXTINCTION EVENT!!!
        Are you a Black person? Because with an IQ like yours, you have to be one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s supposed to be many generations later. Like a few hundred years. Humans should have already been trying to expand beyond the bunkers by now. And Mae’s knowledge made it feel like the time skip shouldn’t have been as long as it was. It didn’t seem like it quite lined up right and it seems like they’re setting up for more human ape conflict that will just be a rehash of the previous two movies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know that in mass extinction events the plan is to wait long enough for the virus to kill off the remaning human population so it's no longer an issue
            All you're doing is showing your double digit IQ. Stop while you're ahead Loquacious Jackson IV.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing about how Mae speaks and her level of knowledge about what happened and how things work makes her feel like she’s a character hundreds of years removed from those events. It makes it seem like everything happened much more recently.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I REALLY wanted to love [consumer product shitslop goyshit x]
    The white race everyone

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Proximus do wrong? Apes need to build civilizations now that they’re the ones in power. They need to enslave people and start kingdoms. That is how societies work. Does Noa just want to live in huts forever?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noa didn’t want his culture destroyed. And Proximus talked about eradicating humans and opening the vault “no matter how many apes plot cost”. He wasn’t a worthy successor of Caesar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how many apes *it* cost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did Proximus do wrong? Apes need to build civilizations now that they’re the ones in power. They need to enslave people and start kingdoms. That is how societies work. Does Noa just want to live in huts forever?

        Proximus unironically did nothing wrong.
        He wanted the best for apes.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just rewatched the original and I'm quite certain proximus is an author of one of the sacred scrolls describing mans violent temperament. Fricking based lore, will have to rewind to make sure I heard right

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    War wasn't particularly good, so I will wait to pirate this one.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder: A sequal to the original novel was written. "PLanet of men". Taylor has 2 sons with nova. One son goes "Kill all apes mode and cane and ables his brother. Taylor gathers humans together and teaches them how to speak and use guns, tech, read etc. They go Ham on the apes. What's interesting is that once the apes start to panic and getting killed off, they start to revert back to their animalistic tendencies. They start digressing. As if whatever they inherited through the serum starts to ware off. It ends with zaius and the other orangutans in a cage where humans watch them. They're dressed in silly clothing and struggle to speak. Zaius is rewarded with a sugar cube. Apes were never meant to advance.

    The end.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was really shitty and disappointing. matt reeves, whatever you think about him, was the backbone of why dawn and war worked so well. he put his foot down when execs wouldve said "take that out". like war has monkeys crucified and being shot in the head point blank, an ape is strangled to death on screen and the main villain shoots himself in the head after turning braindead. those movies have grit. theyre cool movies with cool things in them, especially visually. then kingdom is so heavily watered down. theres nothing visually interesting or even storywise interesting that happens. its so so safe. was so, so disappointed by it.

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