>I replaced all of your fathers cum with batmans cum so Bruce Wayne is your actual daddy

>I replaced all of your fathers cum with batmans cum so Bruce Wayne is your actual daddy
This shit is fricking moronic.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, this isn't gonna make it so that next time I frick my wife my testicles somehow generate some other guy's sperm so that in actuality the jizz I ejaculate from my urethra isn't carrying my genetic material but, say, Batman's? Because I'm regularly cumming in my wife's pussy in order to impregnate her for the first time and I'd hate if my balls were engineered by, say, nanobots to generate Batman's wienermilk and put his baby inside of her instead of mine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his little brother is also a batman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Back up Batman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >in the future women can force you to take cuckshots to alter your DNA so they can have a baby with another and "better" mans DNA.

      What an awful timeline.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only Chad should be allowed to reproduce, non-Chad "men" exist to be beta providers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Technically it was illegal, CADMUS just had that glowgay justification.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      umm... i don't watch any of this but is this Bruce Wayne cum thing real?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is 100% real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Amanda Waller altered Terry's father's sperm to be Bruce Wayne's.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Effectively yes. His DNA is altered so his sperm is a copy of Bruce

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We pretty much have the tech to do this today.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Terry McGinnis in Batman Beyond is Bruce Wayne's indirect son because Amanda Waller believed that the world would always need a Batman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's fricking stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they impregnated Terry’s dad with batsperm

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Which is all the more frustrating because they spent the entire fricking show making the point that there's nothing special about Bruce - and good person with the opportunity and in possession of (or provided with) the resources can become Batman.

        Then a few years after the series ends they pull this shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its basically benevolent eugenics like you're breeding a dog at that point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Technically yes, but it was clearly only made up for the episode of Justice League Unlimited, and not Batman Beyond itself, so it's easy to ignore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is 100% real

        And Waller roped the lady from Mask of the Phantasm into killing his mom, but she chickened out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >his mom.

          Both parents. The whole point was for Terry to experience the exact same trauma Bruce did at the exact same age. With Bruce's DNA, parents that were similar to Martha and Thomas, and the trauma of helplessly watching them get killed in front of him, Waller thought she had engineered the perfect Batman of the future.

          But then the assassin (The Phantasm, a former lover of Bruce even) realized the insanity of what she was going to do, called Waller a nutter, and left the mission unfulfilled.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, you're right. I don't know why I thought Phantasm happened after the Joker gang killed his dad.

            Oh wait, yes I do, I actively try to forget this episode exists and I haven't watched it the last 4 times I've marathoned Justice League Unlimited.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i think the point was that the lack of trauma showed that it was batman's DNA that made him batman, and not the trauma. terry's existence as an untraumatized batman proves it.

            that was my take, anyway.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              well to be fair wasn't Thomas Wayne a kind of proto-Batman too anyways

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Terry still needed his "dad" to get killed. There always has to be some sort of trigger even if it isn't necessarily boyhood trauma

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          See, at THAT point it went from well-intentioned to fricking diabolical. WTF, Amanda.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I can't help but wish that were a little more fleshed out. Like Waller hires the fricking Phantasm of all people to murder 2 innocent people in front of their son.

            >Well, that's kind of dark, but Waller usually knows what she's doing so maybe they're space parasites or something
            >Man that kid looks familiar
            >Looks like a young Bruce Way.....
            >Ohhhhh no. Frick no. FRICK NO NO NO NO ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
            >Bitch, I am not going to be the stooge that murders Batman's parents, you fat psycho c**t

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the lady from Mask of the Phantasm
          That was the same lady? I completely forgot about that. Was that the only other time we saw her outside of that movie?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Actually she was in a Batman Beyonds comic too where she reprises being the Phantasm to kill Joe Chill's son because he killed Terry's father and Amanda Waller hired her to make sure Terry couldn't get him to talk.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that spoiler is the most cursed thing I have read about Batman Beyond, jesus christ what is wrong with these writers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I forget, but are those post-DCAU comics that are meant to be DCAU made by anyone who worked on the old shows?

                This is from 2014 so it also comes after (and probably is inspired by) the JLU appearance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                if I was tasked with writing this the first thing I would do is have Terry wake up from dreaming Epilogue and dismiss it as the BS it was, and then never reference it again. I'm sure Timm and Dini would be onboard too given the response to it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you not aware of of how Timm doubled down on BrucexBarbara despite it being historically controversial? Like it or not, Terry is Bruce's son through nano-bot sperm shenanigans.

                i think the point was that the lack of trauma showed that it was batman's DNA that made him batman, and not the trauma. terry's existence as an untraumatized batman proves it.

                that was my take, anyway.

                I mean the point of Project Batman Beyond. Because the intent was a Terry traumatized exactly like Bruce was after having a similar childhood.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit anyways. Wonderwoman X Batman was one of the few good ships in DCU

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that spoiler is the most cursed thing I have read about Batman Beyond, jesus christ what is wrong with these writers

              I forget, but are those post-DCAU comics that are meant to be DCAU made by anyone who worked on the old shows?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                BTAS The adventure Continues is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Waller so committed to the bit, damn. Where is Superman while all this shit is happening?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because Waller is like Luthor, an advocate for humanity in the face of the supernatural and extraterrestrial. Batman is peak humanity, near perfection, Waller admires that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              she fat

    • 1 year ago
      Froggy

      his little brother is also a batman

      >in the future women can force you to take cuckshots to alter your DNA so they can have a baby with another and "better" mans DNA.

      What an awful timeline.

      Terry wouldn't be too unjustified in brutally killing her right then and there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did he use OMAC tech to do that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cadmus tech. Supposedly the same tech that Joker used to make the clone chip he put on Tim Drake.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OMAC CUMS SO THAT BATMAN MAY LIVE!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        man I wish the dcau bothered to do any omac stuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It explains why he and his wife were split up, dude probably got suspicious when both sons with his redhead wife came out black haired.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It explains why he and his wife were split up, dude probably got suspicious when both sons with his redhead wife came out black haired.
        not a bad argument

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There’s literally nothing wrong with this. Batman Beyond is meant to be a cyberpunk dystopia, so a fricking glowie trying to engineer a second Batman with spunk altering nano machines is fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        would've been a great villian, but it ruins terry as a character.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he keep Terry if both sons had black hair from what he could assume was his wife's lover genes?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        perfect revenge

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because gene tests would’ve matched them with him because of the injection, probably wrote it off as freak recessive genes seeing as the genetics match and he’s pretty confident he’s the only one fricking his wife.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe his wife dies her hair.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Because gene tests would’ve matched them with him because of the injection,
          So how did this even work, because Bruce knew Terry's was his long before Terry found out. I guess he somehow looked into it and discovered it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Batman is Batman. He figured it out cause he's Batman.Any number of bullshit could've lead to Bruce investigating Terry's DNA and Cadmus's frickery. But he intended to never tell Terry this out of respect for the man who raised Terry. And he hoped that Terry would never find out on his own.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you shouldn't trust vaccines.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing real life to pop culture sci-fi bullshit
        yeah and donald trump is literally voldemort!!!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on Fauci I was never gonna cum inside a woman anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God this was so fricking stupid. I'm so glad it wasn't in Batman Beyond itself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Missing Pfitzer logo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Forced vaccination from government agency/shadowy cabal turns mens semen into something else.

      You don't say....
      Speaking of the vaxx and spike proteins masquerading as semen...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Personally I feel that Humans being unable to reproduce for a while would be a net positive for mankind. A lot of people shouldn't be having kids right now. Or at all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The "TOO MANY HUMANS SO KILL A BUNCH TO SAVE RESOURCES" thing in infinity war sounded like a good idea?

          Want to know what would actually help the planet?
          Ending modern capitalism and forced sterilization of people who push depopulation and death of human beings.
          Like Bill Gates, everyone in the WEF and You.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >not letting you have kids is the same as literally killing you
            lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up tankie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lead by example and sterilize yourself.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, you first, mindless breeder.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >rules for thee, not for me
              Every time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                its their main kink

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if the entire world population lived in Texas, we would still be less crowded than New York City. Texas has over 268,000 square miles of land for a planet of 8 billion-plus people. That would equate to approximately 30,000 people per square mile. Manhattan, on the other hand, boasts 67,000 people per square mile

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Part of the appeal of regions like Texas is precisely how underpopulated and spacious they are. I don't think you'd like like a packed sardine in South East Asia.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The point is that overpopulation is a myth based on the fact that certain cities are highly overpopulated and the rest of the world is completely fricking empty

              if everyone just spread out a little more (and the trillionaires would stop artificially bottlenecking resources) we'd be fine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      According to Timm and McDuffie this was the backstory of Beyond from the start.

      Epilogue added in the Cadmus bits to tie it into JLU but Terry was created as Bruce's biological son. Thus two red heads having two black haired blue eyed kids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. He was supposed to be Batman and Catwoman's kid.

        This bullshit was just unneeded and entirely ruins the character in the most fricked up way possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dwayne McDuffie on “Epilogue” #1: “'Epilogue' is special; without giving anything away, we consider it a bookend to the entire DC animated universe that began with 'On Leather Wings'—the first episode of Batman: the Animated Series—and continued through Superman, Batman Beyond, and Justice League (courtesy of Comic Buyers Guide Magazine)."

      >Bruce Timm on an unproduced Batman Beyond DTV (circa 2001): “I could easily go back and do some more Batman Beyonds, sure. There was this one DTV story idea that Glen Murakami and I were toying with involving Catwoman, but it was really dark…I mean pitch black. So, after what happened with Return of the Joker, I don’t think that one’s gonna happen any time soon (courtesy of The World’s Finest).”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Catwoman Batman Beyond DTV thing was never scripted; it never went beyond a 45-minute impromptu plotting session between Glen Murakami and myself. Nothing was ever even written down on it. In its original (if nebulous) form, it was too similar to both Mask of the Phantasm and Return of the Joker in several key plot-structure points, but even before we had a chance to iron any of that out, the home video’s unbridled apathy towards any more Batman Beyond DTV projects made the whole thing moot.

        >“[However], as we were plotting out the tail end of the current JLU season, I brought the basic idea up to my co-producers, [and] we quickly realized how it could make a really nifty off-the-wall ‘bonus’ episode. […] We did have Buffy’s ‘Restless’ episode in mind, season finale-wise; also, the ‘flashback’ structure was very much inspired by Tim Minnear’s excellent Firefly episode ‘Out of Gas,’ as well as the ‘Three Cathedrals’ episode of West Wing. It actually works way better as the coda to this season than as a stand-alone Batman Beyond film; in fact, we were able to solve a lot of its inherent problems by grafting it onto the Cadmus plot.

        >“[In the Batman Beyond DTV], instead of Waller, Selina Kyle herself was going to be the one who cloned Batman. Staying much closer to the ‘Boys from Brazil’ set-up, Selina hedged her bets and created lots of Bruce Wayne clones, and systematically murdered their parents when they reached the proper age. Most of them didn’t become manic-depressive crime-fighters, only Terry and one other—a young boy she adopted and raised as her own son. There was going to be a creepy ‘Manchurian Candidate’ aspect to their relationship, with the aging (but still disturbingly kinda sexy) Selina coaxing the kid into becoming an über-messed-up avenger of evil.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Selina’s ‘son’ was going to be the main bad guy ‘muscle’ of the story—a twisted version of Terry / Bruce, with his own ‘dark superhero’ outfit and everything. The plan was for him to be bumping off criminals from the Batman Beyond Rogues Gallery, and possibly even an old-timer like Edward Nygma, thus setting the plot in motion (this part was always a bit too ‘Phantasm’ for me, but I did like the ‘Manchurian Candidate’-ness of him).

          >“This version of Selina had, at some point in the past, ‘seen the light,’ after years of Batman nagging her to use her talents to help people instead of just helping herself. She eventually realized he was right, but with ‘born again’ zeal, decided Batman himself didn’t go far enough in punishing criminals; she needed a Batman who would help her eliminate criminals (i.e. kill them dead) and set about creating one. These were going to be ‘true’ Bruce Wayne clones, not nano-engineered ‘sons’; in fact, that had a whole lot of problems built into it, which we would have had to figure out if we’d ever gotten a greenlight:
          >If Terry were an exact clone of Bruce, why didn’t Bruce recognize him immediately when he showed up fighting Jokerz outside his gate?
          >Since Lil’ Matt is patently identical to Terry, how could he also be a clone? Wouldn’t make sense for Selina to have artificially inseminated Mary McGinnis twice, five or so years apart.
          >How did Terry’s parents escape being murdered when Terry was eight years old?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Dwayne’s ‘nano-engineered sperm’ idea neatly solved all these problems. [In addition], there were other aspects of the story that would’ve needed some massaging; for instance, Selina never seemed particularly tech-savvy, so the bonkers clone plot seemed like a bit of a stretch for her (but perfect for Mrs. Waller and her Frankenstein leanings). [Also], Bruce was going to discover the truth about ‘dark avenger guy’ being a clone of himself, put two and two together, and realize [that] Terry was also a Bruce clone and try to shut Terry out of the case, but that bit was way too similar to what we’d just done in Return of the Joker.

            >“Terry thinking he was ‘cursed by Batman,’ blaming Bruce for ruining his life, even suspecting that Bruce deliberately set the whole thing up, breaking up with Dana…all these bits originated in that impromptu brainstorming session with me and Glen Murakami. The Terry / Dana breakup bit was kinda cool: Terry and Dana go to the wedding of one of her cousins, and you know how people get at weddings; Dana starts hinting that they should think about getting hitched (after they graduate, of course!) and, surprisingly, Terry’s not completely adverse to the idea: part of him would actually like to settle down with this girl he obviously adores and live something of a normal life, but then he finds out he’s Bruce’s clone, thinks he’s cursed, doesn’t want Dana to have anything to do with him, [etc.].
            >Terry deciding to change the Batman paradigm by actually marrying her at story’s end was something we added when writing ‘Epilogue.’ I honestly don’t know how we would have resolved the Dana / Terry thing if we’d made the Batman Beyond version. Anyhow, that’s it in a nutshell. (courtesy of ToonZone)

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Dwayne McDuffie on Waller’s cloning efforts: “Cut from the episode was a scene explaining that Waller did this many times (ala Boys from Brazil) in the hopes of producing one suitable Batman replacement. Girls would be ignored and left to grow up without interference. In families with a good male candidate, like Terry’s—any other siblings would be killed along with the parents. After Phantasm refused to kill Terry, Waller realized how far around the bend she had gone and gave up on the whole project. Terry meeting Bruce later and becoming Batman was indeed coincidence or, more charitably, fate (courtesy of Television Without Pity).”

              >Bruce Timm on "Epilogue” #1: “Well, we didn’t come right out and say it, but since Warren’s love gun was shooting 'Bruce Wayne bullets,' yes, Matt is also Bruce’s biological son.

              >“Actually, the almost freakish similarity between the two brothers was what got us thinking about the ‘clone’ thing in the first place, back when we were working on Batman Beyond. We were always amused that Lil’ Matt was an almost exact duplicate of Terry, even down to the hairstyle. Then, the hair itself got us thinking, ‘Huh, Terry and Matt have jet-black hair, dad’s hair is sandy brown, and mom’s a redhead. Hmm…(courtesy of Toon Zone).”

              >Dwayne McDuffie on “Epilogue” #2: “The black-and-white parts [in the episode ‘Epilogue’] were [Terry’s] fantasies. [Also], in the script, I called [the new RFG Jack] ‘Kabuki Jack’ (courtesy of DwayneMcDuffie.com).”

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Bruce Timm on “Epilogue” #2: “Note that ‘Kent’ didn’t call saying, ‘What the hell are you talkin’ about, quitting the League?,’ he just wanted to talk to Terry about a case. Also, the clock (a ‘Terry’s P.O.V. close-up of which we held on a real long time) isn’t broken. Sure, Bruce could have just had the clock repaired (and been too ‘cool’ to acknowledge the embarrassing emotional pyrotechnics of the earlier scenes), Dana might have just been thinking, ‘Yeah, yeah, it’s the “superhero-dumps-the-girlfriend-for-her-own-protection” bit again…third time this year,’ and Superman probably doesn’t take Terry’s, ‘I’m quitting the League,’ anymore seriously than Bruce’s old, ‘I’m just a part-timer’ schtick. The story works either way, whether the black-and-white scenes are Terry’s worst-case scenario imaginings or actual flashbacks.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >See, ultimately, *that’s* what the episode is all about (or, at least that’s what we *intended* it to be about). All the artsy-fartsy fantasy / flashbacks, and the cameos and in-jokes and even the big, ‘soul-shattering revelation’ are basically window-dressing. What I like most about the episode is that it provides an honest ‘happy ending’ for Batman, without being overly sappy and maudlin. Especially once you realize the ‘flashbacks’ never, in fact, happen, it’s clear that Bruce has willingly ‘retired’ completely from Batman, confident that Terry will carry on his tradition, and his beloved Gotham will always be protected. Note that he says Superman called, wanting *Terry’s* opinion on a case, *not Bruce’s*. The idea being that Bruce doesn’t actively participate in crime-fighting anymore, not even in an advisory capacity—he probably doesn’t even monitor Terry on the com-link anymore (oh yeah, that was another—admittedly probably too subtle—‘fantasy’ hint: Bruce is wearing way too much silent-movie-villain eyeshadow in the Batcave sequences). The ‘soup’ bit implies that he’s taken on the ‘Alfred’ role, and though he nags Terry about the soup going cold, he seems pretty confident with his lot overall.

                >“And as for Terry, he *changes the Batman paradigm*—whether he’s Bruce’s son or his clone or whatever, that’s beside the point: as Waller tells him, bottom-line, he’s his own man. He decides at the end to be Batman on his own terms, ‘Screw it, I’m gonna break the rules, defy destiny—and probably defy Bruce too, I bet he won’t be too keen on the idea—I’m gonna marry the girl I love and *still* be Batman’ (courtesy of Toon Zone).”

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Dwayne McDuffie on Bruce’s knowledge of Terry’s secret: “Of course [Bruce knew Terry was a clone]. He’d never bring it up because he wants Terry to be his own man (courtesy of DwayneMcDuffie.com).”

                >Bruce Timm on “On Leather Wings” symmetry: “That’s Kevin [Conroy] as the skycop in ‘Epilogue,’ all right. We thought it would be apropos to have him say the very last line spoken in a DCAU episode [as Conroy voiced the policeman in the blimp in the first DCAU episode, the Batman episode ‘On Leather Wings’] (though technically Clive Revill said the very first line, ‘This is Gotham Air One reporting in, things are actually quiet for once,’ so that kinda blows the coda things somewhat, but still; courtesy of Toon Zone).”

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>“[However], as we were plotting out the tail end of the current JLU season, I brought the basic idea up to my co-producers, [and] we quickly realized how it could make a really nifty off-the-wall ‘bonus’ episode. […] We did have Buffy’s ‘Restless’ episode in mind, season finale-wise; also, the ‘flashback’ structure was very much inspired by Tim Minnear’s excellent Firefly episode ‘Out of Gas,
          I remember reading this as a 13 year old and thinking it was so weird that grown men would admit to watching Buffy the Vampire slayer, which I always thought was just trash TV. Gen Xers really fricking loved that show and Whedon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Buffy was good TV actually. I'm not going to say it was life changing or anything but it was enjoyable and checked off all the modern supernatural stuff that makes me happy. It helps that it was very action packed as well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and take your vaccine, sir.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My Cinemaphilemblr sisters be like "damn 10/10 episode this is some good heckin writing"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nobody has ever said this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go see Cinemaphile 15 years ago.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Non canon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Noncanon or not, it unfortunately still happened.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    should've made it so it was a fusion of Batman and his dad's cum

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should've impregnated herself with that sperm.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only solution is to now take revenge on both her and women everywhere by running around and raping whoever you like so that when they do a DNA test they discover you're never the father and thus dont have to pay any child support or get in trouble

    thats what we call "frick around and find out"

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah COVID actually did kill a bunch of people, moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's just what they wanted you to think, now we're all shooting Obama's cum out of our balls

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nobody.. said anything about republicans? or even "lefty-righty" politics? we just pointed out how differently it was views in cartoons compared to now...

    I mean, frick, I don't even disagree with you, you're absolutely right and I can't fault you for going a little mad there about it
    I'm just saying... .This is a thread for making fun of dogshit batman plots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I got into the rant and halfway through I was figuring it was gonna get banned for off-topic, but, you know what? Frick it. People need to think more about this. We're all fighting each other and missing the bigger schemes from it.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Nihil sub sole novum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The glavset's on Cinemaphile also? What's even the point?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We still have covid conspiratards in this day and age.

    christ

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it wasn't too hard to get Bruce's DNA, he left it all over town
    >*raises eyebrow*
    >Not remotely what I meant!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What if that's just compliant people are docile and therefore more likely to be fatter, and non-compliant people are more indpendent and more likely to take care of their bodies (in the general sense of taking care) against stuff like letting themselves get fat?
    Correlation doesn't mean causation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I get what you're saying, but man
      >compliant people are docile and therefore more likely to be fatter, and non-compliant people are more indpendent and more likely to take care of their bodies
      that reads badly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe people should stop being fat dumb shits who put literally anything in their body, even a vaccine that turns their cum into batman's cum.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what vaccines are for, moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt know the clot shot turns your cum into batman's cum

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You need to stop whoring yourself for attention.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You need to stop injecting yourself with cum batman-izing juice, anon

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all Bruce had to do was have sex. All of this could have been prevented but nooooooo he was trying to end the wayne lineage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Damien his flesh and blood son?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rape, or something

        https://i.imgur.com/bmb8vdw.jpg

        >I replaced all of your fathers cum with batmans cum so Bruce Wayne is your actual daddy
        This shit is fricking moronic.

        >Can't even have a thread making fun of one of the dumbest plotlines in a better cartoon of it's era without it getting politically moronic

        A damn shame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damian doesn't exist in dcau

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damien wasn't created yet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          strictly speaking yes, but kind of no. bruce and talia having a child together was done back in the late 80s and waid brought a version back as ibn al'xuffasch in kingdom come. morrison just brought the kid back and gave him a name

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Scrapped Wonderbat baby when Bruce and Diana did get together. She got pregnant but fricked off back home so Bruce could still be Batman without worrying about a baby. Baby comes back as a teen and becomes the new Wonder Woman. Diana can't leave Themiscyia cuz she's Queen now.

      >This was the original idea for how the Beyond comics were gonna explain Diana's absence from Beyond

      Still less stupid then Tery's background. Only problem would be the reason Diana leaving. Make it so Apollo or someone shows her how Bruce gets killed or something. Gotham gets more fricked up without a Batman. Or something.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It ruins the point that Terry became Batman because he wanted to and worked for it, just makes it destiny crap, I hate it so fricking much, that I don't personally see it as canon.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty average western comic plot

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wouldn't it be too obvious if millions of people post covid pandemic were giving birth to children that resembled Bill Gates?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not only would most people be too moronic to make that connection, you'd have some people saying "so what if my kid is a bill gates, that just means he's 200 IQ, I frickin love science!".

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a continuation of Batman beyond? Forgive me, I never come on this board, I’m just bored of the porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a 19 year old episode of justice league unlimited

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think the fact Barbara almost killing Terry's parents was worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not Barbara, Andrea/ phantasm

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This shit is fricking moronic.
    It is a universally disliked episode that completely shits on Terry's character and Batman Beyond's core message as a whole.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It is a universally disliked episode
      It really is a shame that good scenes are wasted in that episode. They really could have just removed that one part about having Bruce be genetically related to Terry and the episode would have been great and nothing would have changed story wise.
      >Terry finds out Cadmus has files on his family dated before he ever met Bruce
      >Tracks down and talks to Waller
      >She explains they were going to have his parents assassinated because he met an ideal psychological profile, one of possibly several candidates
      >The assassin backs down and the program gets canceled
      >fate still leads Terry to tragedy and that leads him to becoming Batman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That'd have been cool

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Terry is literally born in this exact year, 2023, on august the 8th. Terry's dad is literally one of the kids who watched the frickin show kek. One anon theoretically got cucked by waller.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is even the point of making Terry Bruce's son? The point of Batman Beyond was Bruce passing on the mantle, was it not? That loses it's punch if it turns out they're atcually related.

    The DCAU was an amazing franchise but it was held back so hard by the writers insistence on making Batman the center of the universe.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coom

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm trying but first they need to let me in.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You mean the athletes who cheat with drugs? Hmmm wonder why

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ....did you personally suck it out of Batman then blow it into Batman Beyond's dad?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >dying of cancer or heart disease instead? Where's the lockdowns on that shit?
    I actually can't tell if this was an intentional joke or not

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the message is
    >What makes a superhero is their genetics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sooner or later, capeshit always fall into eugenics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still an improvement on "burgeoning street punk loses a father to even worse criminals and turns his shit around because WB demanded batman be a child even though he's a high school senior but whatever"
    fixed his chin right up too once those genes finally kicked in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually a moron

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I understand the change of the original series' message about Terry being his own person, but did Waller force him to have that hair style too?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so that pencil pusher Waller starts going nuts after the Cadmus stuff went south, saying we needed to make a new Batman. Can you believe that shit? Hamilton got an alien clone calling him daddy and we managed to mass produce metas, and this fat c**t starts making us work on a project to make some poor bastard have the same sperm as that millionaire guy, uh, Bruce Wayne was it? Apparently he was Batman. Fricking asinine. A clone is one thing, but making it a child with an unknown mother brings so many other variables it was basically pointless. If the mom has a history of asthma ,Batman jr would need an inhaler. Anyway, one of the guys figured; work smarter, not harder. Waller’s no scientist, she can’t do DNA tests herself, as long as the baby sort of looked like Bruce Wayne we were in the clear. Black hair, blue eyes. So one of the guys made up a way to guarantee a baby with black hair and blue eyes, but otherwise kept the DNA the same. We figured by the time Waller suspected anything, we’d be long gone with the payola
    >she called the project “Batman Beyond” can you believe that?sounds like a damn action figure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that image.
      Hamilton gets nothing truely he has been obliterated

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what if terry obtain his credibility as batman by his own merits?
    >nah, he was always batman's son , hus clone-son

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with the DCAU?
    >Batman cucks robin and bangs batgirl daily
    >Terry’s father gets cucked by Batman’s sperm
    >Embargo on nearly all batman characters by JLU
    >Static Shock’s main villain gets away with everything
    >Writers were prohibited from using the actual JSA for the episode Legends so they had to use OCs
    >Batman Beyond starts out good but meanders into the same shlock by the end
    >Sub Zero becomes completely pointless when Mr. Freeze decides to become a total cuck and not even see his revived wife
    >Lois and Supes relationship goes nowhere
    >Kara never gets used for anything and when she does she retires to the future forever
    >Amazo becomes the strongest thing in the entire universe and becomes way too strong and has to leave forever
    >Max could’ve been made more useful but just didn’t
    >GL and Hawkgril never get together again after JL
    >Flash doesn’t get too much focus in general apart from an episode or two
    >Supergirl is weirdly retconned to be from another planet and not a Kryptonian
    >That fricking batman episode where the status quo was thrown out the window when barbara dies and gordon goes after batman only for it to all be just a dream
    >Aquaman is not a main member of the JL, hangs out with Doctor Fate more than anything
    >There was supposed to be a movie between JL and JLU explaining how the frick they expanded but it just wasn’t made
    >Batman somehow keeping up with the rest of the just us league fighting against aliens
    >Luthor and Darkseid simply frick off in the climax of JLU and vanish
    >Literally every female character in the batman shows have the same build archetype
    >Someone thought it was a good idea to make the Zeta Project show and not even cameo in Terry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Static Shock’s main villain gets away with everything
      We talking the executive guy? Because they were trying to go the route of "His love for his son has made him regret all of his prior actions" in the episode about curing his son from being a hunk of rock.

      Its legal bullshit that you can get out of repercussions just because "I feel bad, and I'm very powerful/important, so wanting to atone is enough", but its often done in comics and shonen so long as the villain feels bad about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's about teaching and normalizing powerful wealthy evil people getting away with or being shielded from consequences of seriously fricked up shit as good.

        It's a memetic brainwashing tool used to protect the powers that be.
        Murder hundreds of normal people and treat them like less then trash and beat up someone you could be friends with.
        But the big bad who caused all of the death and destruction and did horrifying evil?
        Oh let that homie go.
        Give him a pat on the back and box of tissues to wipe his eyes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is why transformative and restorative justice are so important. It's not enough to stop the original act of harm. You have to change the conditions that led to it happening in the first place and repair as much of the damage done as possible.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's not good for the status quo.
            The type of harm shown and subtly encouraged and types of criminal and illegal and harmful activity in media is done to maintain a status quo and push narratives that protect deeply destructive things in reality.

            Art imitates life.
            But life is created and changed through art.
            Allowing art to be used as a weapon and tool by the powers that be, be used foolishly by the hedonistic worshipers of profit and materialism or recklessly used by egotistical sociopaths and not called on it's bullshit is the greatest example of "evil wins when the good don't stand up to it" on earth.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There is no changing the big fish in the pond. Even if you introduce them in another lake, they will continue to feast.
            Bad dogs get put down. Bad kings get the axe. Bad rich men are eaten.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well that's just untrue. It can be hard but when people are put in a place to hold themselves accountable and deal with the consequences, a great many "bad guys" fall sway to corrective action.

              The problem is that society as a whole isn't built for that. It's built for getting away Scott free if you're powerful and getting put into a concrete plantation/gang prep school if you are Black and/or poor.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >getting put into a concrete plantation/gang prep school if you are Black and/or poor.
                Not quite correct VP Harris bailed out antifa protesters for a reason. Those useful to The Machine get out scott free those who aren't they get full weight of the law.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Those useful to The Machine get out scott free those who aren't they get full weight of the law.

                They aren't useful.
                They are their fricking personal terrorist group.
                You should have fricking known what was up when we were all told to stay in doors and not put up a fight and protest UNLESS you wanted to be a part of "antifa" or "blm".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >They aren't useful.
                They are useful to the Uniparty's political machine, not to the people.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >They aren't useful.
                They are useful to the Uniparty's political machine, not to the people.

                >getting put into a concrete plantation/gang prep school if you are Black and/or poor.
                Not quite correct VP Harris bailed out antifa protesters for a reason. Those useful to The Machine get out scott free those who aren't they get full weight of the law.

                >Cinemaphile- Comics and Cartoons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >GL and Hawkgril never get together again after JL
      They state/imply that the two of them got together in the Time travel episode though.

      >Luthor and Darkseid simply frick off in the climax of JLU and vanish
      They got sucked back into the source wall; that's the problem with trying to understand it, it becomes obsessive so its all you care about, hence most everyone who's tried to study it ends up, at one point or another, "fricking off" back into it.
      Makes sense to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zeta Project had a Batman cameo..........in it's first season.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman Beyond starts out good
      Said this before, will say this again. Killing off Blight so early left Terry with no meaningful personal and emotional connections, so it devolves into Terry fighting boring jobbers.
      There were attempts at personal villains like Big Time, but Big Time was fricking awful and the rest of the show's villains were mediocre to bad.
      No, Mad Stan being a meme doesn't make him a good villain.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >, so it devolves into Terry fighting boring jobbers.
        I fricking hate "pro wrestling" and it's influence on nerd hobbies so much

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ....
          You do fricking know why superman and batman and others of the type are dressed like circus strongmen and circus WRESTLERS don't you?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That has literally nothing to do with his point. What an embarrassing post and attempted own you just tried to do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Circus wrestlers are more respectable than modern pro wrestling with “storylines” which ruin people’s perception of storytelling.
            If Terry’s villains are “jobbers” then any given murderer in a detective story is a “jobber”. It’s moronic, they exist to tell a story not to power level wank.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, maybe if those villains were less awful, they'd get a more dignified moniker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is weirdly retconned to be from another planet and not a Kryptonian
      What

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman: "Naturally, we had to kick him out of the Justice League. Who knew Batman was using his resources to rape all the women in the world."

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Warner Bros: "Hey, we're gonna do Batman Begins, Christopher Nolan is doing it, if it does well pretty much every bat character is going to be on film, prolly gonna reboot everything DC, yup, I bet every character even remotely related to Bruce Wayne is gonna get a movie or a live action show. Man, pretty much anyone who made an original Batman character is gonna make a lot of money...."

    >Bruce Timm: "PAUL! QUICK! TERRY MCGUINNIS! MAKE HIM RELATED TO BATMAN! I KNOW, I KNOW, HE HAS A FAMILY, I DON'T CARE! AMANDA WALLER PUMPED TERRY'S DAD WITH A SPERM GUN CONTAINING BATMAN'S SPERM! SO WHEN HE CAME IN TERRY'S MOM IT WAS BAT SPERM! TERRY IS BATMAN'S CANON KIIIIIIIIIID! GIVE ME FRICKING MONEY HOLLYWOOD!"

    And then no one ever touched Batman Beyond again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >And then no one ever touched Batman Beyond again.
      Thank god, that would be worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >And then no one ever touched Batman Beyond again
      Look like someone erased Beyond the White Knight from their memory, which is understandable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > remember that white knight Batman isn’t a Wayne and is a moron and goes after joker’s sloppy seconds

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I was a kid there's been something absolutely depressing to me about Warren McGinnis' genetics just ending with him. Not even Terry's little brother is his. His genetics ended bleeding out in some shitty little apartment, tossed into a box, devoured by worms. There's something existentially terrible about that. He was robbed of his reward for his own biological drive to reproduce. He will not have his genetics saved. He will simply return to the Earth as if he never existed. His family line continued up until him and then..nothing.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people care so much about the Bruce cum nano machine shit. Amanda literally said that genes alone don't make the Batman. Which is why the original plan was to engineer a similar childhood for Terry ending with both his parents getting killed when Terry was at the same age as kid Bruce. But his hired assassin got all moral about it and the project was cancelled. Terry continued living a normal life and his brother STILL lives a normal life. Fate just lead to Terry being Batman anyway.

    I get that people probably wouldn't mind the episode as much if it weren't for the Bat cum plot, but IMO, its just worth an extra chuckle over how batshit Project Batman Beyond was.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fate just lead to Terry being Batman anyway.
      This is the issue. The idea that Terry was destined to be Batman is cringe, he should've ended up as such by pure circumstance and his own merits.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was as destined as any other character becoming a superhero. A bunch of random circumstance. The point is that it wasn't engineered by Waller since they cancelled the project long before Terry's origin story for becoming Batman.

        a man got cucked on a cyperpunk level. That shit is sad

        The man is dead and he died not knowing it. If anything. he died wishing his last interaction with Terry wasn't a stupid argument. The same way Terry carries that guilt for the rest of his life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he should've ended up as such by pure circumstance and his own merits
        he still did dumbass
        his dad dying had nothing to do with Waller's plan ultimately, he chose to be Batman it was never destined

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wasted dubs
          >he still did dumbass
          Then the whole episode was an exercise in pointlessness and shouldn't have been made.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          actually...

          Actually she was in a Batman Beyonds comic too where she reprises being the Phantasm to kill Joe Chill's son because he killed Terry's father and Amanda Waller hired her to make sure Terry couldn't get him to talk.

          [...]
          This is from 2014 so it also comes after (and probably is inspired by) the JLU appearance.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he chose to be Batman it was never destined
          Just because they didn't tastelessly recreate the murder of Bruce's parents with Terry doesn't mean Waller's actions didn't set him on an inevitable path. Whoever Terry might have been if they hadn't intervened - he didn't become that person, which invariably taints the claim that Terry becoming Batman was solely because of Terry's decisions in life.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            After the project was canceled, the only holdover Terry had was his genes. Are you really arguing that even if his father hadn't been murdered by a hired thug or if he hadn't met Bruce Wayne, Terry would've still ended up being Batman?

            Matt Mcginnis also has Bruce's DNA and was raised by the same parents and thus experienced the trauma of his father's death? Did he become Batman? No! He's still a regular kid as far as the show and Justice League are concerned.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thus making the episode pointless except to frick with Terry's backstory and turn his dad into a cuck

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They introduced a plot involving conflict and resolved it. It has as much point as any episode of the show.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not really

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce has magic dna and MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAADD activates super powers.

            This is what these functional morons are going with?

            If they wanted peak human genetics...they should have just picked up one of Nightwings bastards.

            Dick was keeping up with peak batman as a preteen and fought everything from insane knife wielding clowns to world devouring gods with the power of annihilation in their eyes.
            Held his own with the worlds best fighters, thought on equal terms with histories greatest detectives, and has experienced every insane phenomenon humanly possible as child and not only kept up...but THRIVED in that environment.

            And he grew up to be a massive manprostitute who lived life on easymode and cruised through every single battle without actually trying too hard in any encounter.

            >Bruce knocked up Batgirl in a canon DCAU comic, completely destroying his relationship with Nightwing who later got an abortion via miscarriage by mugger.
            >Made Harley Quinn his co-creation with Paul Dini a frankenstein monster stripper serial killer in Gods and Monsters.
            >Gods And Monsters also had his version of Wonder Woman have sex with Steve Trevor in front of the dead bodies of their enemies.
            There's a few more I've heard of but haven't seen myself. I'll see if I can find them.

            Remember the thing with Ra's Al Ghul in Talia's body?
            Remember the severly fricked up clay girl ep? Creepy lonely tards around here loved it but I saw it as a straight up stranger danger ep.
            Nightwing was fricking catwoman for a while

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a man got cucked on a cyperpunk level. That shit is sad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Amanda literally said that genes alone don't make the Batman.
      Which makes it not only a stupid reveal, but an ultimately pointless one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Point was literally just to show off how much of an insane Batgay that Waller was. It wasn't about Terry beyond making him briefly think his entire life was a lie (and briefly thinking Bruce was behind it).

        It devalues the entire reasoning Terry becoming Batman and the effort he put into it,

        Devalue how? The project ended in failure, leading to it having no influence on his decision to become Batman. And Bruce's genes alone failed to make Terry a natural successor to. He had to work at it and he worked at it at a much later age than when Bruce became fixated on the death of his parents. Even as an adult, Waller calls him out for not being as smart as Bruce (though acknowledges he doesn't need to be).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Point was literally just to show off how much of an insane Batgay that Waller was.
          >"What a great point, it was totally worth it!"
          >t. some moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you saying Waller isn't allowed to be an insane batgay. I know nothing about her comic self, but her DCAU self was known for crazy schemes.

            I know I just liked seeing more Terry since the last time he showed up in Justice League, he got murdered by Harley's granddaughters.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he got murdered by Harley's granddaughters.
              wait wat

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn’t know
                Joker canonically shot his Joker sperm into Harley Quinn shortly before dying and Harley Quinn appeared to die too but then it turns out she didn’t and the next time you see her she’s a grandmother

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No not that part, the part about them killing Terry

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That episode where Bats, Diana and John goes to the past and future, they meet John's son with Shayera, meets Terry and old Bruce and Terry gets killed by those b***hes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >A JOKER SPERM

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the point was Joker was shooting blanks and Harley found another guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It devalues the entire reasoning Terry becoming Batman and the effort he put into it,

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2000s cartoons were bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they were largely good, and the fact that we have this little to complain about is evident of that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that Justice League is the best one, despite being kind of shit, doesn't speak well of that decade. I'll grant you the 10s were even worse and the 20s (so far) have been even even worse than that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >little
        more like microscopic

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Epilogue so much. If Terry wasn't so fricking cool and awesome on his own, it would've completely killed the character's appeal for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my headcanon is that Epilogue never happened and Terry looks just as chad as an adult and he married Max

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was the motivation behind this writing decision

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Batwanking and Terry despair. Entertaining for some.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Terry looks nothing like his parents

    >morons think the Cadmus plot came out of nowhere when they slapped you with it from the very beginning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that doesn't make it good writing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The real fricked up thing is that Superman knew.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The original plan was for it to be Catwoman, who was also fricking another Bruce baby.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like his little brother though, and this explanation doesn't imply the same thing happened with this brother.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >:3
      Wow, that's an old fricking meme, oldgay.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the dumbest thing about this is making terry a gigahomie instead of keeping his sleeker appearance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like Elvis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he was a teenager, years of exercise will put muscle on his frame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think that was to make him look closer to Bruce as he got older, it just looks weird with his design.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this killed the credibility of the DCAU.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't it effectively the end of the DCAU anyways? did they produce anything after?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Justice League vs Fatal Five

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there was one more season of JLU

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the airing of the end of the
    DCAU was immediately followed up by this crap.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gundam Seed was pretty cool tbh, but I'm not a mechgay and my only under exposure to Gundam is Wing so maybe I'm missing something here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gundam Seed was pretty cool tbh, but I'm not a mechgay and my only under exposure to Gundam is Wing so maybe I'm missing something here

      Seed isn't awful. The dub is, and Seed Destiny is. Seed is just a modern retread of the original, with more fanservice and teen angst.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yet it lacks most of the soul the original had.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gundam Seed was pretty cool tbh, but I'm not a mechgay and my only under exposure to Gundam is Wing so maybe I'm missing something here

      [...]
      Seed isn't awful. The dub is, and Seed Destiny is. Seed is just a modern retread of the original, with more fanservice and teen angst.

      Wasn't Gundam Seed the one where the main character cucked the ever living shit out of that nerdy side character with glasses so much so he died almost the next episode? The girl was so addicted to the main character's dick she called her boyfriend a beta infront of everybody. That is how I remember it. Oh, and then the boyfriend tried to attack the main character, rightfully so and the main character beat his ass and said "I have better genetics then you, don't bother" or something like that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's about right, but it turns out the girl was BPD or whatever like most hot millenial (and I guess now zoomer) girls, but somehow the main character redeems himself by getting with an idolu (who was also the rival character's fiancee)
        so he cucks two people, the first one is a yamcha and the second one is a vegeta

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I'm coming back around on this and thinking it's genius, because it's, what, nearly 20 years hence, and we're still using this as an entryway into talking about the entire DCAU?

    So now I think it's great.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, as much as I hate how dumb this is, a part of me thinks it could have been genius if they had just taken it to an extreme.

    >Obsessed with Batman, Amanda Waller designs a project to steal Batman's sperm and impregnate women with bat babies
    >Batman constantly on the run from secret agents trying to get his bat sperm
    >Amanda Waller just keeps getting women pregnant with bat babies
    >There are now thousands of bat babies out there
    >Too many to keep track of
    >Amanda Waller gets run out of the government over the '100 billion dollar secret bat rape baby' program
    >No one knows where the thousands of bat babies are now
    >Can't contrive bat origins for them all
    >All of them have the Bruce Wayne genes, but some just become selfish, some become rich, some become genius criminals, like none of them become Batman, its a mess
    >Huge wave of kids claiming they are the secret son of Bruce Wayne, genetic tests confirm Bruce is the father
    >None of these women ever knowingly had sex with Bruce Wayne, but these kids look exactly like Bruce
    >Wayne fortune divided up in thousands of lawsuits
    >Everyone assumes the playboy Wayne fortune heir raped all of these women
    >Bruce Wayne goes down in history as the most prolific rapist in the history of rapists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bruce has Terry seek Waller so the rape batbaby plan is exposed and Bruce's reputation is finally cleared
      >Terry goes through a senile Suicide Squad until he finally gets to Waller
      >Amanda has no memory of the events until Terry figures it out
      >of course, no other man could orchestrate such a degenerate plan
      >as Amanda turns his back on him, Terry leans in and whispers to her ear
      >"The Jokerz have yet to be raped, though"
      >Amanda's face twitches and contorts, a thick white mustache emerges between her lips and her mustache and a white pompadour grows on her head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        where are the AI vocaroos of Jim detailing what he did to the Joker?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I still have my account, I gotta get on that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wayne goes down in history as the most prolific rapist in the history of rapists

      I chuckled

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny to me just how much Timm being a 70's kid is lost on people and how much it affected the DCAU. Dude made Kojak be Lex Luthor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the of gays using Cinemaphile ow weren't even alive when Batman Beyond aired

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed so fricking hard when Venture Bros mentioned The boys from Brazil.
      It caught me so off guard.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fricking GPT-3 post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's not wrong

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Terry saved his psychic e-girl when Bruce couldn't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember Bad End Beyond saving anyone who had anything like a terminal condition.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Given the other creepy sex shit Bruce Timm has shoehorned into his post DCAU content we should have all noticed this a lot sooner.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Given the other creepy sex shit Bruce Timm has shoehorned into his post DCAU content
      I swear to god if your only example is TKJ movie Brian azzarello wrote, I'm going to moon you
      Name 3 other examples.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bruce knocked up Batgirl in a canon DCAU comic, completely destroying his relationship with Nightwing who later got an abortion via miscarriage by mugger.
        >Made Harley Quinn his co-creation with Paul Dini a frankenstein monster stripper serial killer in Gods and Monsters.
        >Gods And Monsters also had his version of Wonder Woman have sex with Steve Trevor in front of the dead bodies of their enemies.
        There's a few more I've heard of but haven't seen myself. I'll see if I can find them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The first one isn’t even by him you jackass.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't he sign off on it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No. You have no idea how these comics work. Timm can’t do shit about what DC does without him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Nightwing who later got an abortion
          i didn't even know he was pregnant

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roman royalty very frequently adopted and considered it a chad thing to do. In fact, the fall of Rome's golden age literally comes from the transition to inherited royalty over adopted royalty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Romans adopted promising younger men and teenagers, they didn't say to a gladiator "hey Shintintegorix, use your keltic dick to impregnate my roman wife while africanus watches, he'll get a shot next week".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By "adopted" you mean they made their bastards part of their mainline family without exposing that they had illegitimate children.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The early Roman emperors adopted actual blood relatives moron, not strangers off the street. Claudius was the first emperor to not be from the Julio Claudian family and that's because he took power through a coup

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where's jotoros hat at???

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Being Batman is in the blood.
    I fricking hated this.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People here read comic books, right? None of timmy's ideas are original. He was just adapting the stories from the comic books. Star labs was a big deal during the 90's and early 2000's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is litterally the stupidest fricking story ever made.
      And you can tell by how dark and dumb as hell Batman Beyond is that Mcdufffie and Cooke had nothing to do with it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't know the lex luthor clone saga

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Star labs was a big deal during the 90's and early 2000's
      Back in the 90's, they told Johns to frick off with his idea that Superboy was a Lex Luthor clone. Superboy was just the clone of a random guy made to look like Superman because Kryptonian DNA was too hard to match. Kon was a good person entirely based on his own, not genetics.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AMANDA WALLER I NEED THAT CADMUS SPERM NANO TECH
    WE MUST CONTINUE THE REDFIELD LINEAGE, BUT ONLY LEON KENNEDY'S SPERM WILL DO!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I keked

      where's jotoros hat at???

      Aniki is borrowing it

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was fine. I really loved Epilogue, but buff terry was an unexpected design choice

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Terry looked so weird in justice league

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It really doesn’t make sense because Terry and Bruce have nothing in common skills wise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy to forget that we watch Terry when In action when he's merely a teen that hasn't even finished high school when Bruce didn't put on the mask until after decades of training

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