I sat through 7 seasons of this shit and I still don't know who the hell Sam Crowe is. Was it Jax's father?

I sat through 7 seasons of this shit and I still don't know who the hell Sam Crowe is. Was it Jax's father?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muh dad wanted to get the club out of guns
    >i love you bro
    >*polishes white sneakers*
    >you need to reach out to brown and setup a meet with yellow so we can squash the beef with black and get back to making the green so we can get samcro out of guns
    >i love you son
    >*produces pornography*
    >blue is rolling deep on us
    >we're getting blowback from brown
    >i love you bro
    >*kills bro*
    >MUH DAD WANTED TO GET THE CLUB OUT OF GUNS
    >*kills mom*
    >one last drug run for brown
    >*kills bro*
    >oh shit its the IRA
    >we need to outsmart the IRA so we can get home to outsmart the ATF then start working with the CIA sike we're gonna outsmart them too
    >*gets run over by Vic Mackey*
    >RIDIN THROUGH THIS WORLD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vic Mackey did nothing wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love you brother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yer not gettin' out of gohns, Jaxon. The Irish kengs depend on ye.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >republic
        >kings
        do the oirish really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is black?
      Who the frick is brown?
      Why they all speak like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the prison rape

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was barely able to force myself through season 1, I really think this show only doesn’t suck if your a boomer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your grammar sucks.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sons of Anarchy
    >Yellowstone
    >Tulsa King
    what else can be added to the boomslop genre?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >boomslop

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sniglets are a problem in many communities.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rescue Me BUT it was actually good for most of it’s run

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been better without all the needless sex scenes. Callie Thorne was hot as hell in that show though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends how you define it. If it's just imagery, then it's difficult to find a better slam-dunk than Sons of Anarchy. But if it's just about shows that usually only boomers consider among the best ever, or even really notable, it's stuff like The Sopranos.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SAMCRO= sons of anarchy motorcycle club redwood original

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok smart guy, who the frick was Mr. Mayhem then huh?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was Jax's secret name for his penis.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >secret name

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Boy George looking mf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whether they're going to get killed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Mayhem was the man you had to meet in the closet for not getting good with brown, if you were lucky he'd only kiss you on your mouth, but Mr. Mayhem is not a man of romance.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up homo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's it bucko, that's 10 minutes of mayhem for you, buster.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nooooo -accck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not bullshitting, you big headed

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly nothing hits quite like MC content.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched that shit every damn week, named my cat Jackson and holy frick did it jump the gun. Every episode after the third season felt like a crappy mission from GTA San Andreas.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good news: Baker and the Dozen are suiting up for another ride.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    apart from the stupid IRA shit in season 3 the show was fine. why did it completely fall off the face of the earth after how incredibly popular it was? was breaking bad and early GoT that much of a culture vacuum?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IRA shit made me drop this show. I just couldn't take anymore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that arc is awful, but it has a surprisingly very good ending. the show picks up again with only a few relatively minor hiccups in season 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The stupid IRA shit started in season 1
      >let's import shitty AK knockoffs from a country with no guns to the country that has more guns than all the other nations on earth combined.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the IRA had massive stockpiles of small arms ranging from neglected WW2 leftovers to modern weapons stockpiled in the 70s and 80s, they also had constant gunrunning deals in the united states. if you're going to be a homosexual about something so minor you should at least be right.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If I wind up with massive piles of cocaine I'm not going to try to import it into Columbia.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Would you perhaps export to somewhere with a high demand? The US has plenty of coke, because that is where the market is.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              would you perhaps think about the topic for more time than it takes to type out a snotty reply?

              the IRA doesn't run guns to the gun producing capital of the world. It doesn't, it wouldn't, and that doesn't make sense. Simple as

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they also had constant gunrunning deals in the united states.
          very few of the decommissioned IRA arms were US origin. There is narrative that overinflates the Armalites sent in the seventies and glosses over the large amount of Soviet weaponry sent via Libya. The US arms dried up after 1981 when the FBI wound up the Harrison network but they were never the primary source.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >FBI wound up the Harrison network
            Is that the one whitey bulger snitched on?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much men ass and zero women nudes? Is this made for gay men?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who has the best butt?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't most bikers gays?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Digits in MC related content threads have a tendency to be absolutely incredible.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this guy went crazy, disemboweled his landlady's cat with his hands, beat his landlady to death, lit his house on fire and then jumped out a window to his death?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, wonder what led him to do that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gary Busey syndrome.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, wonder what led him to do that

      Gary Busey syndrome.

      >Lewis was raised in a "israeli-oriented household", though his family also practiced Scientology
      Well, that explains that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He got into a motorcycle accident while not wearing a helmet, got his bell rung so hard he started acting like a meth head.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          many such cases

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the guy behind The Shield made this crap.
    Remember when he had his wife get gang raped by those Nazi bikers? What a fricking loon.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm this guy was pretty badass in s4, I wouldn't wanna mess with him

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fans of the MC content genre are in for a huge treat in 2023.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mentions MC content
      >immediately gets highly lucky digits

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever show who the sand crow is?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most american show ever ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that would be Honey Boo Boo

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's you, you were Samantha Crowe this whole time!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think Sam was Jax's dad and Crowe as the guy who killed his dad

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