It's so funny that feminist c**t Dern complained about the supposedly horrific age gap between her and Neill, when he looks like he has more youthful vitality than her at this point
In the book it was more one-sided on Ellie's part, but Grant explicitly tells Malcolm that they're a couple, plus the whole discussion of having kids in the beginning bookended with her looking approvingly at him on how well he took care of Tim and Lex.
in behind the scenes stuff, steven spielberg and either jeff goldbum or sam neill, i can't remember which, both refer to ellie as alan's girlfriend when talking about the scenes where ian is hitting on her
Which is hilarious because the actress wanted to be the one to die brutally.
Originally it was supposed to be a random park worker but the chick saw it in pre-production and thought it was a cool as frick death so she begged for it to be her instead.
>Was the guy on the scooter getting chomped still in there?
Yeah, & it was hilarious. >Do many innocent bystanders get eaten?
Some of them got eaten but mostly was the bad guys who got eaten as well.
Oh please, tell me you're joking.
That movie was awful and that final cgi shit fest was the golden nugget of cringe on top of the whole dinosaur shit mound.
nope it ends again with a T-rex fighting a dinosaur, I think it's a giganotosaurus or spinosaurus don't remember, but this time a feathered dinosaur with big long claws helps him for some reason
T-Rex fights a Giganotosaurus and gets saved by a Therizinosaurus, because for some reason the contingency plan for saving all the animals is funneling them into a tiny courtyard where they can all maul each other
What did you think about the over all plot?
What do you think about the romantic relationship between these old characters & the karma houdini villain?
is it the same t-rex that fought the indominus? isn't that also the same t-rex from the original film? frick, how old is that dino story wise anyway?
and saved again by another dino... next thing you will be telling me said dino rode the t-rex's back like that blue raptor in jurassic world... that would make the neckbeards go "WHOAH! TOTALLY COOL, MAN! :OOO".
sigh, people find this shit entertaining?
shit, this is getting ridiculous, you know they're just nostalgia baiting with the whole old cast and they're also nostalgia baiting again with the fricking t-rex. with all the cuts and wounds the dino got fighting the indominus that thing should be dead already.
also, if the dinos spread out in the world, what's the chance of having the same fricking t-rex from most movies show up to fight a new dino? right place, right time bullocks again? man, this fricking dinos are getting out of hand, they have a better timing than me.
it's all just fan service nowadays, can't get anything decent anywhere.
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Anonymous
omg wow, THE T-Rex?!!!!!! She's back! How nostalgiiiiiiiiuuruugggghhhuhfhdjskskdjd I'm so fricking tired of it all man
>how old is that dino story wise anyway?
2022 - 1993 = 29, allow for a few years to reach full maturity, so at least mid-30's, still bangable.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shit most animals don't live to 30 in the wild, let alone ones in numerous near death situations.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't galapagos turtles live into the 100's? Plus the JP/JW dinos are chimera engineered freaks so who knows if Wu fricked with them to increase profitability through longevity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The average lifespan of the T-Rex was 28-29 years.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>still bangable.
Excuse me?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You heard him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>so at least mid-30's, still bangable.
kek, you're funny anon.
you know what's not funny? these fricking stupid recicled films.
ok this was cringe >fight in pitch black >minute long >rex tackles giga into the therizinosaurus >therizino's claws not only pierce the entire body of the giga, there's 0 impact on the therizinosaurus. one would expect it to go flying because of the weight and acceleration of the rex and giga being thrown on it >rex getting owned again and needs help
what a shit show. you know they did this because if they killed "muh rexie" the neckbeards would be sperging out because "muh favourite dino killed, childhood ruined". remember that dino fight in jp3? yeah, gays are still seething about it and throwing all kinds of cope, to this day, twenty fricking years later. can't have the mouth agape toxic crowd displeased in any way, nuh huh chud, you eat your dose of fan service now, will you? look, it's dinos, you like dinos, right? what about the t-rex, is it your favourite? did you know it's the same t-rex from that movie you watched when you were a kid? no, i'm not joking! glad you like it, onions anon!
it's just nostalgia bait with no risk taking in a recicled franchise that should already be dead.
digimon was raped out of this world, honestly. tri was a disgraceful nostalgia trip, an insult to the first two seasons and season two fands. i only watched the first episode and called it a day, whatever came after i didn't bother at the time. saw bits of it much later and it only confirmed it was garbage.
Is Giganotosaurus the most chill "antagonistic" dinosaurs so far? >Spino went full rampage trying to kill the cast in JP 3 >Indo was a psycho >Gigan was just vibing > content to feed mostly on deers > has so far cohexisted peacefully with both Theri and the couple from TLW >Leaves Rexy alone the moment she renounces the dead deer >leaves the cast alone once they figth back too much for the hassle >Fight Rexy only because they were forced in a confined space >Just koed Rexy and roars to show dominance and doesnt go for the kill like Indominus was going to do >Gets horrible impaled
Gigan only mistake was to deal with the main dino character, rip
Yeah, I also felt sorry for it and how it didn't deserve to be killed off. Would have been better if it just walked away injured at most.
RIP, Gigahomiesaurus.
they completely forgot site B existed with the second movie's "we have to save the dinos before the volcano erupts!" plot and then retconned it afterwards in side materials to have everything on site B be taken off to various other locations, like the spino got taken to a dino battle royale island ran by a different evil corporation than the ones in the movies
Remember in the Lost World novel it turned out all the dinosaurs had mad cow disease basically so they'd never reach maturity and eventually just go extinct again.
Therizinosaurus was literally the best dino in this movie along with that red raptor that could go underwater.
Speaking of was Theri blind? Because it seemed that way.
BAD movie. Moros appears more than 2 times and is stated to be 100% authentic to real life. Quetzal is treated like trash, Dreadnouggtus is treated better than Apato, but still bad. Microceratus looks SO ugly. Iguanodon is forgotten. Therizino is stupid, screams at its own water reflection and was sleeping moments before the final battle during a fire caused by locusts????
Sadly the third act of world 2 is the basis of one of the plots of this movie.
They retconed 3 by making Eli and Alan never having children together.
So you can really only skip 3 but you have to watch the rest.
The movie was a mess, felt like they wanted to make a mission impossible type of movie but with dinosaurs, it has a darker tone with barely any joke. The cloned girl was a setup from the last movie hinting a bigger conspiracy but then they did nothing with that and introduced the locusts subplot just to justify having her in the movie. The bad guy needed to be more hammy and less moronic at the end. Also jeff goldblum was either coked out of his mind or he's suffering from the same thing as bruce willis because his dialogue was super weird.
Claire and owen find a female pilot that will help them rescue the girl then after they get separated the pilot asks him if he loves claire, he says yes and then she says that she also likes redheads or something like that. That's her only character development because after that she's there just to fly the helicopter.
>Claire and owen find a female pilot that will help them rescue the girl then after they get separated the pilot asks him if he loves claire, he says yes and then she says that she also likes redheads or something like that. That's her only character development because after that she's there just to fly the helicopter.
One lesbian is one lesbian too much, I won't watch it. Thanks for answering though
I can't stand the globohomosexual either but I was surprised that they choose a more attractive black girl this time, even as a lesbo she was more charismatic than ~~*their*~~ usual pick. Still the movie is bad and not even worth watching pirated.
I can't stand the globohomosexual either but I was surprised that they choose a more attractive black girl this time, even as a lesbo she was more charismatic than ~~*their*~~ usual pick. Still the movie is bad and not even worth watching pirated.
>she also likes redheads
I'll just interpret that like she was referring to male redheads, since she never specified a gender..
Pro-dyke writer who wrote that line be damned.
>barely make it out alive the first time you visited a dinosaur theme park island >decide to visit another dinosaur theme park island with even deadlier dinosaurs
>The main villain has autism >The guy that helps Golblum is a Black person who's the smartest person in the island >Asian scientist isn't punished >A scene where Golblum is giving a lecture is full of w*men and diversity hires >there's heavy implications that Ellie got divorced of her black husband who she had 2 sons with. >The raptor from the first world movie was able to impregnate herself and have a daughter, the Japanese scientist calls her "brave and unqiue" >Alan dies off screen. >The black dyke has a one liner while figthing the Gigantosaurus. >"Sorry babe, I'm not into you" >there's a scene of justice Smith where theres a fat frick that begins to rant why we infuriated god and he is sending the plagues to us humans (yeah basically a caricature) >The Mexican girl from cowboy bebop says "those rich white guys are always up to no good" that's her only scene >Bryce gets corrected by a little girl because she believes the raptor's daughter is non-binary. >An extra mentions rosa parks. >The dyke talks to one of the security woman in the island and she says she had sex with her in college. >There's a zombieland reference (this isn't pozzed but i just thought it was worth mentioning)
Yes, it was a bit weird to see how much it shitted on Hammond, considering the actor who played him died like 6 or 7 years ago, even the OG cast hates him now.
where does it scale on the israelite meter?
I'm still waiting for this question to be answered.
Did neone clap?
Neone was cheering and clapping the entire time, it annoyed the audience at first but they started to roll with it and had fun
Sorry to hear that, OP.
Why doesn't the military simply shoot the dinos?
because muh animal rights
Dinosaurs aren’t animals, moron
They are moron, but they are man made by a corporation so they can do wathever they want, dinos dont have rights
ALAN?
Who paid you to grab Dr Pavel?
It's so funny that feminist c**t Dern complained about the supposedly horrific age gap between her and Neill, when he looks like he has more youthful vitality than her at this point
>gets huge paycheck to be in jp
>bitches about inane bullshit
Sounds about right.
Were they actually a couple in the movie? I forgot. I just re-read the book and they weren't a couple in that.
Pretty sure the end of JP implies as much, and JP3 implies they didn't work out and Dern's character married a glowie.
In the book it was more one-sided on Ellie's part, but Grant explicitly tells Malcolm that they're a couple, plus the whole discussion of having kids in the beginning bookended with her looking approvingly at him on how well he took care of Tim and Lex.
You are so wrong it is not even funny. In the book, Ellie was engaged to a doctor and Grant was a widower
There are a severe lack of game warden types in the World movies and it pisses me off.
in behind the scenes stuff, steven spielberg and either jeff goldbum or sam neill, i can't remember which, both refer to ellie as alan's girlfriend when talking about the scenes where ian is hitting on her
>complained
She didn't, the dipshit interviewer tried to make a stink out of it and she defused it quickly and humorously
This is very true.
>complained
I thought she was just asked about the age gap and she replied that it was never an issue since she never gave it any thought.
how much material is there to inspire parody content featuring Bryce Dallas Howard?
How would you compare it to the other 2 Jurassic World films?
Better than FK, worse than JW
Scooter guy still in, not a massive amount of human death in this one though
>literally carnivores on mainland and in populated areas
>not a massive amount of human death in this one though
dropped
Too many people b***hed at that girl getting such an excessive death in Jurassic World 1.
Which is hilarious because the actress wanted to be the one to die brutally.
Originally it was supposed to be a random park worker but the chick saw it in pre-production and thought it was a cool as frick death so she begged for it to be her instead.
Did you ever have sex?
All I can say someone gets a karma houdini card.
Do many innocent bystanders get eaten? Was the guy on the scooter getting chomped still in there?
>Was the guy on the scooter getting chomped still in there?
Yeah, & it was hilarious.
>Do many innocent bystanders get eaten?
Some of them got eaten but mostly was the bad guys who got eaten as well.
wow this sounds so good cant wait to see it
how was bryce' brapper?
There was a romantic relationship out of nowhere.
A new character is lesbian.
Justice Smith work with someone who looks like to someone who was killed in the first movie.
So is this one about a retirement home nicknamed Jurassic Park?
There´s a final fight scene similiar to the first Jurassic World final fight.
Oh please, tell me you're joking.
That movie was awful and that final cgi shit fest was the golden nugget of cringe on top of the whole dinosaur shit mound.
I cannot lie.
nope it ends again with a T-rex fighting a dinosaur, I think it's a giganotosaurus or spinosaurus don't remember, but this time a feathered dinosaur with big long claws helps him for some reason
T-Rex fights a Giganotosaurus and gets saved by a Therizinosaurus, because for some reason the contingency plan for saving all the animals is funneling them into a tiny courtyard where they can all maul each other
What did you think about the over all plot?
What do you think about the romantic relationship between these old characters & the karma houdini villain?
is it the same t-rex that fought the indominus? isn't that also the same t-rex from the original film? frick, how old is that dino story wise anyway?
and saved again by another dino... next thing you will be telling me said dino rode the t-rex's back like that blue raptor in jurassic world... that would make the neckbeards go "WHOAH! TOTALLY COOL, MAN! :OOO".
sigh, people find this shit entertaining?
Yeah, it is the same T-Rex.
shit, this is getting ridiculous, you know they're just nostalgia baiting with the whole old cast and they're also nostalgia baiting again with the fricking t-rex. with all the cuts and wounds the dino got fighting the indominus that thing should be dead already.
also, if the dinos spread out in the world, what's the chance of having the same fricking t-rex from most movies show up to fight a new dino? right place, right time bullocks again? man, this fricking dinos are getting out of hand, they have a better timing than me.
it's all just fan service nowadays, can't get anything decent anywhere.
omg wow, THE T-Rex?!!!!!! She's back! How nostalgiiiiiiiiuuruugggghhhuhfhdjskskdjd I'm so fricking tired of it all man
>how old is that dino story wise anyway?
2022 - 1993 = 29, allow for a few years to reach full maturity, so at least mid-30's, still bangable.
Shit most animals don't live to 30 in the wild, let alone ones in numerous near death situations.
Don't galapagos turtles live into the 100's? Plus the JP/JW dinos are chimera engineered freaks so who knows if Wu fricked with them to increase profitability through longevity.
The average lifespan of the T-Rex was 28-29 years.
>still bangable.
Excuse me?
You heard him.
>so at least mid-30's, still bangable.
kek, you're funny anon.
you know what's not funny? these fricking stupid recicled films.
Based therino. i'm a dino expert because i play ark. And they indeed like to join fights. they are also good for getting fiber.
my god, the wall is not fricking kidding, when it hits you...
Sams lookin pretty good
Did it have my favorite dinosaur? The dinosaur with 500 teeth?
how do they keep making more jurassic park theme parks? wouldnt they have been sued into oblivion after the 1st time?
ok this was cringe
>fight in pitch black
>minute long
>rex tackles giga into the therizinosaurus
>therizino's claws not only pierce the entire body of the giga, there's 0 impact on the therizinosaurus. one would expect it to go flying because of the weight and acceleration of the rex and giga being thrown on it
>rex getting owned again and needs help
It´s not as ridiculous as a velociraptor & a T-Rex teaming up against a Indominus.
what a shit show. you know they did this because if they killed "muh rexie" the neckbeards would be sperging out because "muh favourite dino killed, childhood ruined". remember that dino fight in jp3? yeah, gays are still seething about it and throwing all kinds of cope, to this day, twenty fricking years later. can't have the mouth agape toxic crowd displeased in any way, nuh huh chud, you eat your dose of fan service now, will you? look, it's dinos, you like dinos, right? what about the t-rex, is it your favourite? did you know it's the same t-rex from that movie you watched when you were a kid? no, i'm not joking! glad you like it, onions anon!
it's just nostalgia bait with no risk taking in a recicled franchise that should already be dead.
Same as Dragon Ball, Pokemon & Digimon.
digimon was raped out of this world, honestly. tri was a disgraceful nostalgia trip, an insult to the first two seasons and season two fands. i only watched the first episode and called it a day, whatever came after i didn't bother at the time. saw bits of it much later and it only confirmed it was garbage.
God this is boring shit for children. What a fall.
That's legit moronic
I need a webm where Justice Smith´s coworker appears.
Why do you want to see that fat frick again?
Is Giganotosaurus the most chill "antagonistic" dinosaurs so far?
>Spino went full rampage trying to kill the cast in JP 3
>Indo was a psycho
>Gigan was just vibing
> content to feed mostly on deers
> has so far cohexisted peacefully with both Theri and the couple from TLW
>Leaves Rexy alone the moment she renounces the dead deer
>leaves the cast alone once they figth back too much for the hassle
>Fight Rexy only because they were forced in a confined space
>Just koed Rexy and roars to show dominance and doesnt go for the kill like Indominus was going to do
>Gets horrible impaled
Gigan only mistake was to deal with the main dino character, rip
Yeah, I also felt sorry for it and how it didn't deserve to be killed off. Would have been better if it just walked away injured at most.
RIP, Gigahomiesaurus.
he a good dino he dindu nuffin
Wu getting a redemption arc was kinda weird ngl
So are all the dinos on Site B still chilling?
Ending implied they are in a sanctuary now since the Rexes from TLW meet Rexy
they completely forgot site B existed with the second movie's "we have to save the dinos before the volcano erupts!" plot and then retconned it afterwards in side materials to have everything on site B be taken off to various other locations, like the spino got taken to a dino battle royale island ran by a different evil corporation than the ones in the movies
Remember in the Lost World novel it turned out all the dinosaurs had mad cow disease basically so they'd never reach maturity and eventually just go extinct again.
>Dinosaur species not in FK are somehow in the world now
How do they explain this? Pretty sure Giganta wasn't in FK.
>Throw Claire in a sanctuary filled with Dinosaurs all in her own
what was Owen thinking?
>Throw Claire in a sanctuary
He's paying her back for her shitty JWE DLC
Therizinosaurus was funny af.
Tosssed away to death a deer with it´s claws because this mf is herbivorous as well.
Therizinosaurus was literally the best dino in this movie along with that red raptor that could go underwater.
Speaking of was Theri blind? Because it seemed that way.
yes it is
>raptor going unna water
I had a dream I was in a river with some raptors
Did I accidentally the whole movie in my sleep?
Depends, was the raptor able to fly too?
DEY FLY NOW?!
>implying the pyroraptor is in any way cool
Big doubt.
Do you sneedpost?
Lol at that Dennis Nedry reference.
35 min into this and its so boring
BAD movie. Moros appears more than 2 times and is stated to be 100% authentic to real life. Quetzal is treated like trash, Dreadnouggtus is treated better than Apato, but still bad. Microceratus looks SO ugly. Iguanodon is forgotten. Therizino is stupid, screams at its own water reflection and was sleeping moments before the final battle during a fire caused by locusts????
buh
You didn't pay money to see it. Did you?
Does it work to watch:
1, 3, this?
1, 2, 3, world, this?
Does it make the world trilogy worthwhile?
Rank them
Sadly the third act of world 2 is the basis of one of the plots of this movie.
They retconed 3 by making Eli and Alan never having children together.
So you can really only skip 3 but you have to watch the rest.
How did Sam Neill know to stay out of the shit movies and only appear in the kino?
Man i wanted to see Dinosaurs eating people, i can only recall like 3 deaths
>Scooter guy
>Hunter guy
>Dodgson
Frick
Honestly we need more movies where villains are autistic.
Is it true one of the main characters is a dyke ?
yes, the redhead protagonist has to let herself be fingered by the black lady to get information out of her
The movie was a mess, felt like they wanted to make a mission impossible type of movie but with dinosaurs, it has a darker tone with barely any joke. The cloned girl was a setup from the last movie hinting a bigger conspiracy but then they did nothing with that and introduced the locusts subplot just to justify having her in the movie. The bad guy needed to be more hammy and less moronic at the end. Also jeff goldblum was either coked out of his mind or he's suffering from the same thing as bruce willis because his dialogue was super weird.
Claire and owen find a female pilot that will help them rescue the girl then after they get separated the pilot asks him if he loves claire, he says yes and then she says that she also likes redheads or something like that. That's her only character development because after that she's there just to fly the helicopter.
>Claire and owen find a female pilot that will help them rescue the girl then after they get separated the pilot asks him if he loves claire, he says yes and then she says that she also likes redheads or something like that. That's her only character development because after that she's there just to fly the helicopter.
One lesbian is one lesbian too much, I won't watch it. Thanks for answering though
I can't stand the globohomosexual either but I was surprised that they choose a more attractive black girl this time, even as a lesbo she was more charismatic than ~~*their*~~ usual pick. Still the movie is bad and not even worth watching pirated.
>Disgusting chinp
>Attractive
yeah i think this might be brain damage
Can you show us your gf anon
>she also likes redheads
I'll just interpret that like she was referring to male redheads, since she never specified a gender..
Pro-dyke writer who wrote that line be damned.
you sound gay af. stop caring about lesbians
you sound gay, like you dont understand the difference between men and women.
Just tell me one thing: is my boy Spinosaurus in the movie?
Sry dude, NO
Wtf it came out already?
is bdh in it? is her posterior featured promently?
Here is major spoiler...
I was very confused that Therizinosaurus didn't tried to attack the T-Rex, when the Giga got killed i thought they would figth each other.
this is art
cameo when
Legit wanna know anything about Dodgson in Dominion. Not much there from except interviews.
>barely make it out alive the first time you visited a dinosaur theme park island
>decide to visit another dinosaur theme park island with even deadlier dinosaurs
Anything pozzed other than the lesbian character?
>The main villain has autism
>The guy that helps Golblum is a Black person who's the smartest person in the island
>Asian scientist isn't punished
>A scene where Golblum is giving a lecture is full of w*men and diversity hires
>there's heavy implications that Ellie got divorced of her black husband who she had 2 sons with.
>The raptor from the first world movie was able to impregnate herself and have a daughter, the Japanese scientist calls her "brave and unqiue"
>Alan dies off screen.
>The black dyke has a one liner while figthing the Gigantosaurus.
>"Sorry babe, I'm not into you"
>there's a scene of justice Smith where theres a fat frick that begins to rant why we infuriated god and he is sending the plagues to us humans (yeah basically a caricature)
>The Mexican girl from cowboy bebop says "those rich white guys are always up to no good" that's her only scene
>Bryce gets corrected by a little girl because she believes the raptor's daughter is non-binary.
>An extra mentions rosa parks.
>The dyke talks to one of the security woman in the island and she says she had sex with her in college.
>There's a zombieland reference (this isn't pozzed but i just thought it was worth mentioning)
Tell me you're lying
He is lying, i did saw the movie, only the first 4 are true
how utterly soulless is it?
Was the prologue in the movie?
Yes, it was a bit weird to see how much it shitted on Hammond, considering the actor who played him died like 6 or 7 years ago, even the OG cast hates him now.
Can someone PLEASE answer the brapposters?
Were these shots really necessary
How much is Dilophosaurus in it?