>How LGBT are we talking here? Just the fat kid saying something vague or full on fat sweaty black men making out like Eternals?
He come out of the closet, but everyone knew even the parents.
If they're cool with the first Shazam they'll be fine with the Raimi style horror shit that happens in this one, it's balanced by a lot of corny goofball shit
so gunn's wife is in a scene that's setting up black adam 2? which isn't happening lol. but he surely isn't getting rid of his wife/the peacemaker team. what a mess
>Sivana complains that it's been years since Mr Mind left >"Look it takes me a while to get places, okay?" >They're ready to enact their evil plan >"Yes... right after I get something. Hang on." >Mr Mind begins very slowly caterpillaring away while Sivana gets upset
Maybe it was because it was like 4am but that shit killed me. I hope we get one more Shazam just for Mr Mind, I love that little guy.
The Rock refuses to acknowledge Shazam because he doesn't wanna job to a kid.
Black Adam's entire motivation is that he's pissed off because he lost his family and his son died. And he'll never meet Shazam because The Rock desperately wants to play a supervillain but also thinks superheroes are gay.
>why would people post more than once about a movie that just came out on a forum made for film discussion? >must be shills
I just saw it, didn't pay, its not that great
What do you think of nymph milkers? Some ss implications. plot had some issues, but I felt like the story had some heart and wasn't constantly undercut by quips but there still were a few. Solid 7/10
I'm kinda convinced Levi saying he hates big pharma led to the bad reviews. It's literally the same tone and performance as the first (which everyone loved) but you look at the critic consensus and they're saying it's worse than Ant-Man (which it objectively isn't).
here is the same critic reviewing both movies, and she praises Levi in the first review and utterly shits on him in the second
https://web.archive.org/web/20190405065904/https://www.valdostadailytimes.com/news/lifestyles/movie-review-zarachy-levi-kid-costars-make-shazam-gosh-darn/article_78c1134d-a44c-5e5f-92a8-d82ea865cb3d.html
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2023-03-15/review-shazam-fury-of-the-gods-has-an-attitude-problem
no the cgi was fine, you dont notice the cgi. Nowhere near black panther. but also not like avatar where you look at it with awe. Better than most marvel cgi. no floating heads or any of that crap
he sacrifices himself to save the day and the women lose their powers so they are just walking bags of milk. also the two young guys are always lusting after older women and then the mom comments on it. its pretty kino
>Ask me anything.
Why did Flopzam 2 FLOP just like Flopzam 1?
And when will DCgays apologize? They called me "ladderbro" once. They're literally schizophrenic. DC IS DEAD. Acknowledge it and Cinemaphile will move on.
Got out of it recently and thought it was a blast. I think critics are pissed because it's definitely a movie for kids. It has similar vibes to Chronicles of Narnia.
How much were the Shazamily featured? Young or old.
Alotsa equal times.
How much Mary was there?
A lot.
She´s more mature & wiser than Billy.
Sounds about right
>>She's more mature
Obviously.
She works, goes to college, goes to parties, has hangovers & is a superheroine.
Goddamn I wish she were Wonder Woman instead of diagonal egghead twig lady.
she looks exactly the same wtf do you mean moron
what did i think of it
???
do you suck dicks?
Directly out of my butt. Not even a courtesy wipe... airplane goes right in the hanger.
bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Damn your moronic for not getting what
said to you
is it worth defending?
Nope. It just a movie to watch & have some laughs.
Could I take my 6 year old to this?
No, because there is an lgbt character.
>No, because there is an lgbt character.
and no one cared in the movie.
How LGBT are we talking here? Just the fat kid saying something vague or full on fat sweaty black men making out like Eternals?
>How LGBT are we talking here? Just the fat kid saying something vague or full on fat sweaty black men making out like Eternals?
He come out of the closet, but everyone knew even the parents.
The fat kid watching baseball & watching a baseball dude in underwear in a magazine.
>The fat kid watching baseball
That is pretty gay
If they're cool with the first Shazam they'll be fine with the Raimi style horror shit that happens in this one, it's balanced by a lot of corny goofball shit
I had fun
How was it?
how's sixth grade going?
what's the post credit scene
The blonde & fatass from Suicide Squad hiring Billy Batson into JSA
so gunn's wife is in a scene that's setting up black adam 2? which isn't happening lol. but he surely isn't getting rid of his wife/the peacemaker team. what a mess
There's also a second post credit scene with Mr Mind again
>Sivana complains that it's been years since Mr Mind left
>"Look it takes me a while to get places, okay?"
>They're ready to enact their evil plan
>"Yes... right after I get something. Hang on."
>Mr Mind begins very slowly caterpillaring away while Sivana gets upset
Maybe it was because it was like 4am but that shit killed me. I hope we get one more Shazam just for Mr Mind, I love that little guy.
Shazam 3 pls
DCEU has rebooted dumbass.
No it hasn't and it's not a full reboot you fricking mongolian
The Rock refuses to acknowledge Shazam because he doesn't wanna job to a kid.
Black Adam's entire motivation is that he's pissed off because he lost his family and his son died. And he'll never meet Shazam because The Rock desperately wants to play a supervillain but also thinks superheroes are gay.
>t
The Rock also thinks superheroes are gay.
Based
How are Helen Mirren and Lucy Liu?
They just act according to the poor script the producers gave to them.
Ask me about the plot twists.
What are the plot twists?
Lucy Liu betrays her sister & kills Helen Mirren. Lucy Liu wants to destroy earth.
So it's the same as the script that leaked here?
Delicious
how much did they pay you
WB doesn't have enough money to pay shills
My favourite Shazam is the lady in skirt. ?
Did the hot brunette shazamette get her big tiddies out?
Nope.
I haven´t read it.
Says the same as your spoilers and that it was roughly 2 hours and 35 minutss.
No but you can see her nipples in the last scene
They really are insane. Great thighs too.
how is wonder woman's cameo?
She comes to repair the magic staff & restore the gods land.
Also she revives Billy Batson who was buried.
How the frick does she do that? Why couldn't she do that for Superman?
It´s magic. Ain´t gotta explain shit.
Superman's not magic and she doesn't revive him on her own, she uses the power of the staff
Oh spoilers I guess
Shazam?
Do you think Zachary Levi is a chud?
I think is wrong not to allow actors can have political ideas.
>actor is against big pharma
>what the frick... this chud needs to have his movie flop NOW
>actor says anything even remotely wrongthink
>what the frick... this chud needs to have his movie flop NOW
fixed it for you anon
Basically, you an entitled to an opinion. But it has to be the right opinion and if you don't have an opinion you support the wrong opinion.
Why are you ghey?
>52 replies
>24 IP:s
Shills doing free marketing again?
Mary's doing all the work.
>why would people post more than once about a movie that just came out on a forum made for film discussion?
>must be shills
I just saw it, didn't pay, its not that great
>ask me anything
>half of the posts are questions
>the other half are replies to those questions
you're not very smart are you?
What do you think of nymph milkers?
Some ss implications. plot had some issues, but I felt like the story had some heart and wasn't constantly undercut by quips but there still were a few. Solid 7/10
She's based tbհ
https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1636423730619400208
I can appreciate that's she's being honest with being a total twat.
I wish there was porn of girls in armor. Or gold. Or golden armor.
At least she buys into that #FreeTheNipple stuff. Maybe she can get Grace to do so too.
What oil would you recommend to my Saab 9-3 with 2.8 litre turbocharged v6?
Quality wd40 should do
>"biggest box office bomb of our time,"
>"worst cgi for a superhero movie,"
>"terrible acting"
>>this thread
>68 replies, 30 IP:s
>"i liked it"
>"it's not perfect but it's better than anything marvel"
>"solid 7-8/10"
>"pg-13 cleavage made it worth it"
Yeah, I'm sure the lead actor recently making anti-vax comments had nothing to do with libshit critics being more harsh on it.
>critics hate him because he's a chud
>fans hate him cause he's a gunn bootlicker
lmao he's so done
>>"pg-13 cleavage made it worth it"
the legs are better
I'm kinda convinced Levi saying he hates big pharma led to the bad reviews. It's literally the same tone and performance as the first (which everyone loved) but you look at the critic consensus and they're saying it's worse than Ant-Man (which it objectively isn't).
>its the same as the first one
And you dont see that as a problem?
not when critics fellated the first one
here is the same critic reviewing both movies, and she praises Levi in the first review and utterly shits on him in the second
https://web.archive.org/web/20190405065904/https://www.valdostadailytimes.com/news/lifestyles/movie-review-zarachy-levi-kid-costars-make-shazam-gosh-darn/article_78c1134d-a44c-5e5f-92a8-d82ea865cb3d.html
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2023-03-15/review-shazam-fury-of-the-gods-has-an-attitude-problem
I liked the first one and am fine with a "same but more" approach for this harmless corny superhero flick
>worst cgi
was it really worse than black panther?
no the cgi was fine, you dont notice the cgi. Nowhere near black panther. but also not like avatar where you look at it with awe. Better than most marvel cgi. no floating heads or any of that crap
>watch it for the middle aged actress with fake breasts
Am I the only one who thinks a teenage character, whether gay or straight, fantasizing about an adult is weird?
It's realistic
how much does he get emasculated so that a mary sue women can safe the day?
he sacrifices himself to save the day and the women lose their powers so they are just walking bags of milk. also the two young guys are always lusting after older women and then the mom comments on it. its pretty kino
>Ask me anything.
Why did Flopzam 2 FLOP just like Flopzam 1?
And when will DCgays apologize? They called me "ladderbro" once. They're literally schizophrenic. DC IS DEAD. Acknowledge it and Cinemaphile will move on.
Got out of it recently and thought it was a blast. I think critics are pissed because it's definitely a movie for kids. It has similar vibes to Chronicles of Narnia.
zegler was best, liu worst, mirren weak like sivana
Just finish the cam, not a bad movie, not great. I get why some might hate it. All in all taste the rainbow motherfrickers
How did you like this scene?
its a dream sequence, billy is dreaming of wonder woman and then the wizard jumps in to warn him. so you came here cause your last thread died huh?
>going to see capeshit
why?