I SEND MY SCOURGE. I SEND MY SWORD. THUS SAITH THE LORD!

I SEND MY SCOURGE
I SEND MY SWORD
THUS SAITH THE LORD!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't like it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's ok. Have a good weekend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you too

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4K was released a few days ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I'm watching it right now. Picked it up last night. 🙂

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that "God hardens pharaoh's heart" is completely ommited from this movie. Only reason why Rameses refuses to free the slaves is because he doesn't want to be the "weak link" (his late father once pointed to him and said "one weak link can break the chain of a mighty dynasty")

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The pharaoh asks for his heat to be hardened and his wish is granted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the script and that didn't happen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He says "So let my heart be hardened, I will never let your people go"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that "God hardens pharaoh's heart" is completely ommited from this movie
      >"So let my heart be hardened."
      You fricking moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a song lyric. It isn't like in the bible, where God tells Moses on the burning bush that he will harden pharaoh's heart.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >That's just a song lyric
          >Omitted from the film
          Your fricking words, mate. It's supposed to be a clear allusion to that line which shows the film makers see it as a metaphorical "hardening" and not the literal hardening that literalist autists like you always bring up to derail the thread into theological autism.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >just a sing lyric
          >read the script
          It wasnt in the script because it was in the song sequence, those arent usually in the script but it doesnt mean it doesnt happen. Jesus Christ, just admit you're fricking wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      read the preadamite hypothesis. read julian jaynes. most "humans" were not conscious and not under God's guarantee of free will.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Bible kino. Even when it was about israelites

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The entertaining bits of the bible are the israeli ones. New testament is very boring by comparison.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I miss pirate kino, even if it was about pirates
      The frick you on homie. What else do you expect from Biblical tales

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When you accept christ as your personal savior, you stop being a israelite

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The storyline is way too simple/basic for my liking.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's an animated remake of The Ten Commandments, just like Pocahontas was an animated remake of Dance with Wolves. What a surprise that both movies were the brainchild of the same person (Jeffrey Katzenberg)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pocahontas was an animated remake of Dance with Wolves
      Dances with Wolves has nothing to fricking do with Pocahontas. Dances with Wolves occurred hundreds of years after Pocahontas.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >(Rameses sees that Moses has turned the water of the river into blood with his staff)
    >Hotep! Huy! Explain this to me!
    >Rest assured, Your Majesty
    >Uh, yes, we are going to demonstrate the superior might of our gods. Uh... (puts red powder in a jug of water, so that it resembles blood) By the power of Ra!
    I don't understand that moment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's borrowing from stories of one of Christ's Apostles who openly challenged false religions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're trying to make Rameses believe that they can perform the same miracles as Moses, and thus turning the entire river into blood is nothing special or to be afraid

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy film, but it made me like the pharoah just because he was badass and the moses guy was a bit gay. I wish there were more bible cartoons like this, would like to see more stories in this animatuon style. Think the fall of lucifer would be a kino one and also jesus going around curing leprechauns and blind peoples.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer's fall really isn't spectacular or anything. He was mostly hyped up after the fact outside the bible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He might be thinking about Paradise Lost maybe

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >christcucks unironically believe in the torah

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the Stephen Schwartz lyrics. They are self-important.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, find them shallow and pedantic

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just not my type of animated movie. It does look great, i'll give it that.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, hey, hey, Casanova. I saw your big finish on the news. Nice smooch, lover boy
    >Hey, ixnay on the isskay man. That's private, that's prívate
    >Private? The entire reef saw you do it
    >Whoa, somebody is in a bad mood. Come on, Ang, show me the smile. Let me see the smile, baby
    >Knock it off!
    >What has gotten into you?
    Personally, i prefer the way that characters talk to each other in this movie.

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