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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The girls were hot here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not kidding, the first time I saw the new cast I thought it was an all male cast but it turns out 2 of them are female

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not attracted to this
          chuds are gonna die out like dinosaurs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You mean like the box office returns of this movie?
            $97 million worldwide against a $200 million production budget is just sad for a Pixar movie let alone one with Toy Story characters

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bets on how Strange World will do?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i hope it fricking bombs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Does that include marketing? Which often doubles the total budget?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I LOVE AISHA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I LOVE AISHA
                Same

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >chuds are gonna die out like dinosaurs
            How appropriate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            reminds me of sandy cheeks for some reason

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > "realistic" tacticool suits
          > then buzz in his usual gear
          This shit doesn't even make sense. Is buzz a fricking celebrity or something?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Poorly edited image doesn't make sense
            Are you blind or something?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not edited at all, that's from the Mcdonald's ad you silly, I pity any American kid who gets any non Buzz, cat or Zurg toy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Andy wants toys form his favourite movie
                >He only ask for Buzz and ignores all his black friends
                Andy's racist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Disney are off their minds, that picture clearly shows the difference between soul and soulless. Who wanted muh grimdark cgi Buzz?
          Cartoon was better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Who wanted muh grimdark cgi Buzz?
            Insecure marxists who hate fun and want to make Important films.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Insecure marxists who hate fun and want to make Important films.

              yeah that perfectly summarized the direction they went with.
              they were so focused on the lezbos kissing and implied turkey bastering in being done plot wise, that they haven't stopped and think that maybe, this film should've been more action/adventure sci-fi space roadtrip than what we ended up with. and maybe if someone did try to speak up, they would've called them a homophobe for not going through with their hour and 40 minute message.
              man Pixar's been running on fumes, and now dumb ideologist wanting to spread their soapboxes through films with zero creative bone in their bodies have taken it's place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So the black person and the little old person behind Buzz are the 2 women, I take it? And why do they all look like they're wearing Doomslayer armor? Why isn't Buzz also wearing that armor? Or why aren't they wearing the same suit he is?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >So the black person and the little old person behind Buzz are the 2 women, I take it?
            Yeah

            Big blue alien tiddy

            It's not edited at all, that's from the Mcdonald's ad you silly, I pity any American kid who gets any non Buzz, Cat or Zurg toy

            Star Command also had Mcdonalds toys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Man, those toys are a blast from the past. I used to have a bunch of them, but I don't know if I ever had all the right parts. I think I mostly had the tail fin parts. Reminds me of those Inspector Gadget toys McDondalds used to do. I had a bunch of those as well, but yet again, I don't think I ever had all the parts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are wearing like, training armor. They are rookies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They make lots of excuses to keep Buzz out of not wearing his classic outfit, of which he doesn't even get the REAL version until right before the end credits.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are wearing like, training armor. They are rookies

          They aren't actually space rangers. They are rookies, but of the local military

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no wonder they don't want it on disney+

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Big blue alien tiddy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Finally a girl who is withing 3 iq point of mine (and bonus, a few under!)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When it's 4P.M. but you just wanna do villain stuff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You still would and you know it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            who the hell said they wouldn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unbelievable

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people saying that Lightyear retcons this when this takes place far in the future?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's no aliens in Lightyear. At all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because in Star Command time dilation either doesn't exist or is completely mitigated by technology which Doesn't exist in lightyear

        That usually happens when things take place in the past.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >aliens suddenly exist after a brief time-jump
          No, that's not "what usually happens" when things take place in the recent past.

          Millions of years of evolution don't happen over the course of a couple generations.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he's just learning about cube based time
            don't worry bud. It'll just take you another million years of evolution, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >Enter: the backward-bending apologist.

            >he's just learning about cube based time
            don't worry bud. It'll just take you another million years of evolution, right?

            >Making contact with aliens takes a million years
            Well frick me, I guess Star Trek and all other sci-fi is bullshit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why did you quote me? senior dumbass? maybe it'll take you another fricking million years to come up with an excuse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The movie ends with a formation of a new Star Command. I have no problem believing they make alien contact only after that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I guess we’ll just have to wait for the next movie to see Mira

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im not saying Mira will necessarily be in it, but some aliens designs would be nice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Especially since this movies secondaries were so forgettable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          >Making contact with aliens takes a million years
          Well frick me, I guess Star Trek and all other sci-fi is bullshit.

          homie are you implying Buzz Lightyear is a million years-old immortal who lived long enough to see Mira and the gang?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a million years have passed
            >but I do not age

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I went to infinity, now I can never come back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          An Earth-based space exploration mission becoming a massive galaxy-spanning organization with deep space stations and becoming heavily integrated with alien member species is something that happens over two or three years, in the mind of the Cucksney apologist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because in Star Command time dilation either doesn't exist or is completely mitigated by technology which Doesn't exist in lightyear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dilation
        Subtle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yew zee, wen zee folds of zee penis are cut away and zen turned eenzide owt zen a man can defy zee laws of common sense and become a wooman! Eureka!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The "retcon" has nothing to do with when it's set, it that Lightyear (the movie) is now supposed to be what Buzz Lightyear (the toy) is based on. The opening of "The Adventure Begins" establishes that Toy Buzz is amazed at the existence of there being a movie about him, but it's the movie they're getting ready to watch, not Lightyear.

      ?t=56

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The movie doesn't make sense on it's own world since it claims to be a children's movie made in 1995 that Andy saw in theaters at the very first second of the entire thing, but then the director contradicts himself:
      > there was already a Buzz Lightyear spinoff in the form of the animated TV show, with Patrick Warburton having played the character instead of Tim Allen. Since you've worked with the franchise for so long, what was it like keeping that show in mind while you were also developing this film?
      >Angus MacLane: Well, that show was developed when we were doing Toy Story 2, and I always imagined that it was like the Ewoks or the Droids to the Star Wars universe. I feel like when they were making Return of the Jedi, they weren't thinking about Droids and they weren't thinking about Ewoks. So, that's about as much as I thought about it.
      Then he claims Lightyear was made in the late 70s and Andy saw it on VHS rather than theaters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        An action movie made in the 90s having an explicit lesbian is very unlikely but plausible, but no way it could happen in the 70s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I'm not kidding, the first time I saw the new cast I thought it was an all male cast but it turns out 2 of them are female

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fixed so the favorite movie actually makes sense for a 90s kid like Andy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait does that say rated (R)? kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a retcon. I expected Lightyear to be one of those "live action" movies that later got rebooted into more kid-friendly cartoons, sometimes with barely anything to do with the original movie (looking at you, "Mighty Ducks"). Lo and behold, that's what the Lightyear director called it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Soft underbellies eh? Let's see how ticklish!"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Disney hate this so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shameful artifact of the Eisner days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Lasseter hates it, we don't know why exactly, but he was a powerful man and even after he's left Disney they have no intention of acknowledging Star Command.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They seem to want to ignore a lot of the "Movie: The Series" shows they made in the late 90's early 00's

      I'll always love it for being one of the sources of my love of blue girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Lasseter hates it, we don't know why exactly, but he was a powerful man and even after he's left Disney they have no intention of acknowledging Star Command.

      If they still haven't added this to Disney+ even though Lightyear is in theaters, then I guess they never will. I genuinely don't understand this, Disney is a corporation that cares about making money, why would they not put this movie and show on their streaming service so they'll make money off of it? It's like they want people to pirate it.

      Pixar hated it, not Disney. To them it was a bitter reminder of the bad deal they made with Disney in their early days, where in return for distributing their movies, Disney would get full-ownership of the franchises Pixar created. Disney flexed this power by making the Buzz animated series without Pixar's involvement, and in return Pixar basically got bullied into doing the opening animations (which was the only part of the show/movie they were actually involved in).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OK, Pixar hated it then, but since Disney still owns the show, surely they could still put it on Disney+? Or does Pixar still hate it today so much that they asked Disney not not to and Disney decided to follow along to keep them happy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Zurg from the hit film Buzz Lightyear of Star Command rips NPC's out of their sleep and tortures them for answers on why his sequel is so shit (colorized)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Or does Pixar still hate it today so much that they asked Disney not not to and Disney decided to follow along to keep them happy?
          Pixar's old guard is mostly gone now except for a select few. But apparently from what other anons said in other threads Lasseter still holds some (albeit limited) power in Disney despite being publicly fired, so that's probably got something to do with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anons talk out of their ass all the time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's true, but it's certainly not out of the realm of possibility. John Lasseter was the chief creative officer for both Pixar and Disney Animation Studios, so he was high up on the company totem poll. For him to tell them "this is never seeing the light of day again" would be extremely easy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pixar doesn't have the power to block it. People overestimate how much autonomy they have.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Or does Pixar still hate it today so much that they asked Disney not not to and Disney decided to follow along to keep them happy?
            Pixar's old guard is mostly gone now except for a select few. But apparently from what other anons said in other threads Lasseter still holds some (albeit limited) power in Disney despite being publicly fired, so that's probably got something to do with it.

            OK, Pixar hated it then, but since Disney still owns the show, surely they could still put it on Disney+? Or does Pixar still hate it today so much that they asked Disney not not to and Disney decided to follow along to keep them happy?

            [...]
            [...]
            Pixar hated it, not Disney. To them it was a bitter reminder of the bad deal they made with Disney in their early days, where in return for distributing their movies, Disney would get full-ownership of the franchises Pixar created. Disney flexed this power by making the Buzz animated series without Pixar's involvement, and in return Pixar basically got bullied into doing the opening animations (which was the only part of the show/movie they were actually involved in).

            PIXAR NEEDS TO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM DISNEY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LIKE NOW. TAKE THEIR TOY STORIES WITH THEM. EVEN THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR SERIES. TAKE DISNEY TO COURT AND SUE THEIR ASS INTO OBLIVION AND THEN START MAKING 2D ANIMATED MOVIES WITH DIGITAL HAND DRAWN SOFTWARE. 3D MOVIES HAVE RUN THEIR COURSE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t. You can’t memoryhole something you’ve already abadnoned a long time ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this to be fair. I'm OP and I did not know/remember anything about this movie until the 2022 Lightyear stream crashed and I saw it in the recommended movies. Imagine that. Disney+ cucks won't even get that privilege

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason they won't put the Aladdin tv series and the Tarzan tv series on Disney plus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually they can't put Tarzan's show up because they lost the license, same reason they can't ever bring the world back in Kingdom Hearts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they can never ruin my waifu
          based

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based Jane appreciator

        • 2 years ago
          Froggy

          why were they able to put up the special that contains 4 episodes from the show though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because its 2d animation is superior to modern 2d

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they still haven't added this to Disney+ even though Lightyear is in theaters, then I guess they never will. I genuinely don't understand this, Disney is a corporation that cares about making money, why would they not put this movie and show on their streaming service so they'll make money off of it? It's like they want people to pirate it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because if you look at

      Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
      >movie starts: skipping the toy story intro Buzz doing mission log
      >evil character says: nobody listens to those anyways
      >"Warp my friend, Procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos"
      >Buzz (capital B) portrayed as a man with morals, conviction, and above all a sense of purpose

      Lightyear
      >movie starts: Buzz doing mission log
      >good character says: nobody listens to those anyways
      >"I know that! Narrating helps me focus."
      >buzz portrayed as what? a nervous moron?

      fricking embarrassing

      carefully you'll notice that they made a black character say the same quote as an evil character, but this time it's a good thing to not follow procedure because? inb4 morons who saw the movie tell me there's a part where buzz lightyear's protocols save the day because the writers are hacks who put that shit in to excuse themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't add the Aladdin series when the Aladdin movie came out either, it's like Disney actively resents their old shows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney fears the quality of it's own intellectual property coming back to bite them in their AIDS ridden asses

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
    >movie starts: skipping the toy story intro Buzz doing mission log
    >evil character says: nobody listens to those anyways
    >"Warp my friend, Procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos"
    >Buzz (capital B) portrayed as a man with morals, conviction, and above all a sense of purpose

    Lightyear
    >movie starts: Buzz doing mission log
    >good character says: nobody listens to those anyways
    >"I know that! Narrating helps me focus."
    >buzz portrayed as what? a nervous moron?

    fricking embarrassing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when THINGS TAKE PLACE IN THE PAST.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not gonna like this...

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE DIDN'T LIKE IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if you want something turned evil. Turn it evil yourself
      >thats what Nana Zurg used to say. She was plenty evil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Prepare to fire the
        >HYPER DEATH RAY

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >FIRE AT THE PLANET OF WIDOWS AND.ORPHANS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"We need a test target, someone who won't fight back."
            >"What about [planet name]?"
            >"The planet of the vegetarians, perfect!"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"You're telling me my plan. I already know what the plan is, I made up the plan, it's MY plan. What I DON'T know is how close you are TO ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What're we going to do!
          >"Hyper die?"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there has been exactly zero new artworks of mira even with anons trying to get people to remember her

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the first 10 minutes of that opening scene was more Buzz Lightyear than the Lightyear movie.
    showed my nephew the Cartoon movie after talking about how the Lightyear film is bombing and how the show was vastly superior and he enjoyed it!
    he hasn't watched the Lightyear movie yet, but if he does, he'll probably see it's not even on par with what i showed him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >things that never happened
      Anon…

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >soft underbellies, huh?
    >let’s see how ticklish
    Still a great line.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we not have a Star Command thread that isn't all b***hing about the Lightyear movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No? It’s like 20 years old, there’s nothing to talk about, no new art to post, no real source for new people to discover it. There’s a reason there aren’t many fans anymore. Nobody will mention it a week after the Lightyear movie is released on disney+

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll see you two weeks after Lightyear is released on disney+ thank you very much

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          screencap this
          protip: you won’t

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >screencap an alarm set for once a week every week for the next 6 years
            I'm sure there's an app for that I'm looking because doing that manually would be a pain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is this? was this fanmade or made by disney?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if it was fanmade mira would have double d's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A third grade edutainment game lmao. Pixar must have given the developers a decent Buzz model because everything else looks pretty much like you'd expect

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why cant pixar just say that disney doesnt own the rights to the star command tv characters? why hasnt pixar taken legal action against disney, or better yet, turned the public against them? perhaps expose everything they have done in the past 50 years?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Disney always owned the rights to the Toy Story characters along with every other Pixar IP in the original five picture deal. That's how they were able to make the Star Command cartoon in the first place and it was why they were able to threaten Pixar with "We'll make our own shitty Toy Story 3 and Monsters Inc 2 if you quit on us and find a new distribution partner" and get them to merge.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              then have pixar expose disney and get people to boycott disney parks and have them protest at the studios. get the pixar animators to finish the thief and the cobbler to piss disney off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they didn't even bother pitch shifting patrick warburton's voice, just left it as it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I swear, I didn't know she was under warranty!"
    This show was a gem, put it on the dam service already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the whole series and movie is up on youtube, albeit crap quality due to recording straight from broadcasting TVs, but it's all we got.

      i recall another anon doing an HD rework, i wonder how's the progress on that is going?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I can't believe I let his thread fall off the board so quickly
        Hope he comes back with more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        link to thread?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131388210/

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no centaur cyclops space ranger cadet gf
    it hurts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SUCC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, if Mira is off limits why not just use one of the background aliens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no centaur cyclops space ranger cadet gf
        it hurts

        cuties

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SUCC

      Any other background girls?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I recall a cute alien waitress at the space diner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the space babes screenshots anons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, any cat-like alien girls you got?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not on hand, no. Pretty sure the waitress

            I recall a cute alien waitress at the space diner

            mentioned had a somewhat feline appearance, though. And four arms.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the waitress from the gravitina episode that Mira tried to hook up Buzz with

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice, thanks anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same anon here

              Nice, thanks anon.

              , do know what episode this was or have a full body shot?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I believe it was the gravitina episode that was one of the first episodes, I think episode 2 or 3 in season 1

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dam, 2 and 3 are gone.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was also going to ask about cleaner anon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back from seeing Lightyear, and it was very insulting.

    During the entire film Buzz is emasculated as a failure, and he says so himself, how his best friend who happens to be a black lesbian, and who happens to also be a higher rank than him is better in every way. Also he was such a frick up that she was the reason he made it thru his training as a space ranger.

    It's also not just a single scene of two lesbians kissing. The media is lying about that and trying to downplay it. So, like every time Buzz tests this hyper-drive system in the movie, he goes 4 years into the future, and each time he catches up with his black lesbian friend, and every time she announces again, and again that she's a lesbian. Did I forget to tell you she's a lesbian? Because the movie sure won't! The first time she announces how she got a ring and is going to marry her wife, and her and Buzz have a whole conversation about it. Next time she's having a baby, and then she has a kid, and it keeps going. And the movie never lets you forget about it and write it off as a small scene. They keep bringing up how she's a lesbian, even when Buzz meets her grand-daughter in the future, and she too starts bringing up how she had multiple grandmothers.

    Oh! And it becomes a major plot-point to where she's Buzz's Ellie from the movie "UP," where Buzz is presented with the chance to save everyone after he stranded them and marooned on a barren planet, but it would mean changing time. And so doing would prevent his lesbian friend from getting gay married, and Buzz can't stand the idea of undoing the marriage, so he strands everyone. During this scene he even looks at a photo of his black lesbian friend too, to emphasize the point. In fact the whole reason Buzz and Zurg are fighting is, because they both want to help this black lesbian, and can't agree on the best way to do so.

    Also at the end of the movie there's a cringy scene where he salutes the statue of the black lesbian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Star Trek Discovery where it turns out there was a strong black woman named Michael behind a shitload of stuff in the original Star Trek

      She was Spock's human sister that he never mentioned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sound insecure

      Also
      >That pic
      We dodged a bullet. The last thing this movie needed was a romantic subplot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Legitimate criticism about how the central hero is portrayed
        >Toss out an insult as a counterpoint
        Disney Intern detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >During the entire film Buzz is emasculated as a failure
      ?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she deserves more art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      commission it

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Warp’s apparent death still holds up after the twist, since Buzz really did lose him as a friend in that lab.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would you play a buzz lightyear doom mod?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but I'd want to use the arm laser as the main weapon, based off of how it was in the Toy Story 2 game from '99, with the charge shot. But seeing Buzz's face in the reflection would get old pretty fast. And I think I'd like it better as at least a Build engine game, since you could have Duke's jetpack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she could phase through you at any point and rip your insides out
    quantifiably based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the fisting

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish I could talk about the movie without the pol people getting worked up over it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just wait till its on disney+ so more people can actually pirate the thing to watch it instead of just complaining about screenshots or webms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what happened with encanto. It was impossible to discuss while it was still "the Hispanic movie that nobody watched"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just wait till its on disney+ so more people can actually pirate the thing to watch it instead of just complaining about screenshots or webms

          I really wish I could talk about the movie without the pol people getting worked up over it

          The hatred has nothing to do with the lesbians no matter how hard you try to push that narrative, there's many people over the world used to that kind of stuff since anime has been doing it for decades now, most reviewers who went to see it just said it was too cliche, too boring and every latinamerican review I saw compared it negatively to the cartoon since that cartoon aired over here a lot back in the early 2000s and many really liked it, if you want a serious space drama do that and if you want a toddler's movie then do that, you can't half ass both and expect everyone to love it, pick one ad fully commit to it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay but counterpoint:

            I just got back from seeing Lightyear, and it was very insulting.

            During the entire film Buzz is emasculated as a failure, and he says so himself, how his best friend who happens to be a black lesbian, and who happens to also be a higher rank than him is better in every way. Also he was such a frick up that she was the reason he made it thru his training as a space ranger.

            It's also not just a single scene of two lesbians kissing. The media is lying about that and trying to downplay it. So, like every time Buzz tests this hyper-drive system in the movie, he goes 4 years into the future, and each time he catches up with his black lesbian friend, and every time she announces again, and again that she's a lesbian. Did I forget to tell you she's a lesbian? Because the movie sure won't! The first time she announces how she got a ring and is going to marry her wife, and her and Buzz have a whole conversation about it. Next time she's having a baby, and then she has a kid, and it keeps going. And the movie never lets you forget about it and write it off as a small scene. They keep bringing up how she's a lesbian, even when Buzz meets her grand-daughter in the future, and she too starts bringing up how she had multiple grandmothers.

            Oh! And it becomes a major plot-point to where she's Buzz's Ellie from the movie "UP," where Buzz is presented with the chance to save everyone after he stranded them and marooned on a barren planet, but it would mean changing time. And so doing would prevent his lesbian friend from getting gay married, and Buzz can't stand the idea of undoing the marriage, so he strands everyone. During this scene he even looks at a photo of his black lesbian friend too, to emphasize the point. In fact the whole reason Buzz and Zurg are fighting is, because they both want to help this black lesbian, and can't agree on the best way to do so.

            Also at the end of the movie there's a cringy scene where he salutes the statue of the black lesbian.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The mediocre reviews have nothing to do with the lesbians.
            The fact that it's impossible to discuss anywhere absolutely does.

            Nobody is trying to push a narrative anon. You are paranoid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              TV seemed more upset about the black rookie rather than the lesbians, anon

              Okay but counterpoint:
              [...]

              To be fair we all know there was no need for Toy Story 4 or this movie, Toy Story 3 was the perfect ending but they keep milking this series in hopes of getting their pockets full of money, that's the very reason Disney choose this movie to be the return to cinemas rather than Turning Red as originally planned, they were sure it was going to be a smash hit due to the Toy Stiry brand

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I actually do think Buzz Lightyear is a strong enough character to carry a sub-brand on his own. Thought so for decades.

                Such a shame that they used the toy story brand so agressively to market the new movie because I think it ends up being a detriment to the films potential staying power. If we DO eventually get to the point where there are three Lightyear sequels, a video game, and a tv show, the last thing anybody's going to want to be thinking about is the fact that it's technically a toy story spinoff

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                classic toy buzz works better as a 3d model and a character. no idea why they took a campy cartoon parody character and tried making it into a pseudo-realistic "he's just a guy like everyone else" schtick when that was the entire arc of his fricking character in Toy Story is accepting he's a toy and not the character or cartoon he's based on. He has more depth and emotion as a fricking toy than a human and THAT is fricking uncanny. It's not just taking away the chin spiral or forcing buzz to take off his purple space hijab. No. This problem is the dismantling of a character's fricking soul to take away all the pride and coolness and campy fun and replace it with a hollow shell of a man filled with the ideals of side characters.
                Frick you Warp, I know you're behind this you fiend.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The reviews themselves have nothing to do with it, but the vitriolic celebration of it's failure does.
            The fact that you can't enter any Lightyear thread without the text spammer showing up to tell you how much he hated black lesbians is what makes it impossible to discuss. Not the mediocrity of the movie itself.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Fire on the planet of widows and orphans!"
    >"You fiend!"
    >"I knew that'd get him"
    Wayne Knight>Andrew Stanton>>>>

    [...]

    Brolin

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh, can't say that in the UK...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Slag is slang for women of ill repute in Bongland

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What would you say sounds worse, and which one sounds funnier:
          prostitute or Slag?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had the movie on VHS but never saw a single episode of the show. I did have the PS1 game though, and that had clips from it. There was an energy vampire and a bigger, meaner X-R style robot and some kind of cyborg werewolf, cool shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The show pretty much has everything the pilot will lead you to expect, but with Patrick Warburton as Buzz instead of Tim Allen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the VHS "movie" was just the first three episodes strung together with Tim Allen overdubbing Warburton.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >overdubbed
          Oh really? I figured they got him for the first couple then decided to switch VAs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The show had Warburton planned because Allen didn't want to, but after a while(and the success of Toy Story 2) Allen eventually agreed to do the special VHS movie.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Buzz it's time, get in the suit"
    do you think he sleeps in it?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how in retrospect it makes it seem like there were literally no other characters worth merchandising other than Buzz and Zurg

    Seeing shots like this now makes me think that Buzz was actually a shelf warmer that nobody other than Andy wanted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just means that buzz and zurg were the most marketable characters. Notice how Buzz even got a kids meal you. Where's the Sox kids meal toy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sox was 1000 times more marketable than any other character in the movie, you're telling me they didn't make any plushies or toys of the cute comic relief robot cat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well, that's dumb.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Blame Disney for the inconsistency. Mind you by the 2010s (ts3/4) buzz is still popular. Well popular enough to have a kids meal toy of him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think that instead of making Lightyear the "original" film that inspired the toys (and TV show I guess), they should've established Buzz Lightyear is already a franchise with various types of media, and that Lightyear is simply the "2022 reboot" that adult Andy sees.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie literally said that they didnt have enough Buzz Lightyears to meet demand. This Al's probably just overstocked after people stopped giving a shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there just one Zurg in the bargain bin in the entire store?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY HYPER DEATH BUMP

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