>im 30
If you are like this at 30 then you truly have some dark days ahead of you.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Listen up Johnny is you don't watch your ads you wont be able to eat your McDonalds™ after the political rally at the Walmart™ amphitheater
11 months ago
Anonymous
100 bucks you live in australia or UK which literally invented capitalism and exploited everyone until Americans said frick off and started their own system. not only do you live under capitalism, you live under à more repressive version of it. moron
11 months ago
Anonymous
"It's not my fault I'm a failure and total genetic dead-end, it's ThE SyStEm'S fault!!!" Grow up, get a job, become useful to society.
this level of reverence for capitalism
You're fricking moronic. Lots of shows and movies were designed to sell toys, doesn't mean they weren't entertaining. Same with commercials.
Your zoomer shit is designed to make you question your gender.
> being 30 and still hating capitalism
I'd bet money you work at taco bell > rent free
you know who isn't going to be living rent free? You, if you don't pay yours tomorrow.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>loves something that forces them to work until 70
weird cause i can imagine much better ways to spend my life
>taco bell
i only know thats something americans like other than that i dont kno wtf you're talking about boy
11 months ago
Anonymous
> doesn't know what taco bell is
Ok so you're a third worlder, then I guess you sew soccer balls at the sweat shop.
11 months ago
Anonymous
the absolute tone-deaffness of this post FLOORS me
>you don't know Taco Bell™ >that is literally inconceivable to me >must be a Black person from Black personland
bro you are seriously moronic
and it's pretty clear they're got their fingers well and truly pulling your little strings in your brain dude
>I'm the moronic one but you just unironically agreed with my point?
No moron. Everything you see is capitalism. Every movie and tv show. Saying you like them is saying "herrr derr reverence for capitalism" >P R O J E C T I O N
Not really. >also again im 30 (read thread idiot) and no one said anything about gender
Sure thing, skippy. Still being a le edgy anti-capitalist at 30? No way. >i think SOMEBODY's got a case of the gender dysmorphia don't they? o
Bleddit spacing and they upvooter psychology? You need to go back.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Everything you see is capitalism.
hahaha, brother you made you laugh out loud that was funny
poor frick, capitalism isn't the idea of trading currency for good and services, but it IS the reason why your country has the worst public health/education/police services in any 1st world country
It still exists but they don’t even run ads.
Trident had good ads too but I don’t think they sell the layers gum, which is a shame because they were really good. Sometimes i buy regular trident gum but its not the same
11 months ago
Anonymous
I think we can all objectively say 5 gum had the best gum commercials. No contest.
>dude it's funny because it's... SO LE RANDOM xDDD
these type of commercials were the beginning of the end. the last little hint of sincerity we had as a people slipped into twenty layers of winking, self-deprecating irony and now every goddamn thing is some soulless meta bullshit
I'd rather take absurdist comedy commercials over commercials that lazily try to tug on your heartstrings like "Coke was with you when you had your first kid" kind of crap.
dumbshit like the Unleash your Inner Sasquatch are great.
>some jackasses snickering sneak up on Sasquatch and light his pubes on fire >cut to outside the forest and the guy who lit the pubes comes flying over the top of the treeline >CHIKKA CHIKKA CHIKKA BOW WAKAOW
I remember the ones that are just really bizzare or stupid
>PSP! ITS A NUT YOU PLAY WITH OUTSIDE!
or >Playstation commercial which is just the crying baby doll then it gets set on fire while a whole bunch of bizzarre imagery happens >the G4 TV commercial where a unicorn comes out of a portal and starts puking up a bunch of electronic devices
Playstation was so goddamn experimental.
there was also this one commercial. I swear its lost to the annals of time and I wish I could find it again because it was so oddly graphic
>guy is at doctors office getting X-ray at which point the X-ray reveals theres some kind chestbuster/worm monster in his stomach >guy drinks some sort of beverage (I want to say Monster Energy) >worm monster rips open one of the internal organ tubes to start drinking it up instead >both the patient and the doctor have this kind of "oops, aww shit" face
The one commercial that stuck with me the most is that Sears Air Conditioner commercial. >Tomorrows going to be hotter >Hotter? >Like Yesterday >Yesterday you said you'd call sears
man i wanna have hot sweaty sex with that milf
I'd turn the air con off and pretend it's broken so she's constantly hot and bothered and her shirt clings to her body. I'd never call sears and when she asks I'd rip her clothes off and frick her on the table then and there
Commercials are based, they give you time to use the bathroom or grab something to eat inbetween the show. Idk why movies like Oppenheimer don't have intermissions
>commercials are based >reasoning has nothing to do with the content of the ads
why not just have nothing inbetween?
i haven't watched an advent, accept for when im at the cinema, in maybe like 4 years
where are people even watching them? are you guys still watching TV? l
Commercials are based, they give you time to use the bathroom or grab something to eat inbetween the show. Idk why movies like Oppenheimer don't have intermissions
This commercial was memorable because it was kind of racy for the time while remaining completely innocuous.
Seems like a lot of commercials these days try to push the boundaries with sexual references in fabric softener commercials, poop jokes, and censored cursing. Times have really changed and I want to go back to when a roast beef commercial was just a commercial for roast beef.
I saw a commercial on Pluto a few weeks ago for a women's razor and the woman talking just kept saying "pubic hair" over and over again to try and destigmatize it. I hated it especially because I was eating at the time
Yeah I've seen that one and don't get it. Its got a message about how its 'ok to say public hair' or something. Nobody ever said it wasn't ok, its just kind of a strange thing to bring up in a normal conversation.
There was this other similar commercial about how its empowering for women to say they poop, and it cuts to a fat women sitting on the toilet. I think it was a toilet paper commercial or something.
O've been saying it for years but st this point pure silence is more attention-grabbing than noise and flashing colors. Imagine you're on a road trip with the radio on and instead of fast talking moron words you get 20 seconds of silence followed by just the name of the product. I'd consider buying out of gratitude for the moment of peace and normies would pay closer attention because they'd think the radio was broken or something, not blaring racket for once.
Nah every time im driving using youtube for music it just pisses me off because when it goes silent i know its either the app asking me if im still watching or it’s a silent ad that makes me think its asking me if im still watching which needlessly distracts me
It's not a bad idea, people wouldn't say 99% of the shit they say on the internet to anyone's face and the ones are too far gone/too much of an outcast to care anyway.
Who'd want their kid to be a pussy internet tough guy anyway?
How come every thread about some kino commercial from the mid 2000s is full of tryhard zoomers shitting on them even though zoomers almost universally don't use adblock because they don't know how and see 10x as many ads on tiktok and youtube as any teenager in the mid 2000s?
>commercial
who the frick still watches these
Commercials are supposed to be memorable so you remember them. The best ones you remember for years because they were so funny or weird.
>having this level of reverence for capitalism
americans surely are lost
> Hating the system instead of accepting the world and finding your place in it
zoomers surely are lost
im 30
go cry to you billionaires
>im 30
If you are like this at 30 then you truly have some dark days ahead of you.
Listen up Johnny is you don't watch your ads you wont be able to eat your McDonalds™ after the political rally at the Walmart™ amphitheater
100 bucks you live in australia or UK which literally invented capitalism and exploited everyone until Americans said frick off and started their own system. not only do you live under capitalism, you live under à more repressive version of it. moron
"It's not my fault I'm a failure and total genetic dead-end, it's ThE SyStEm'S fault!!!" Grow up, get a job, become useful to society.
ACCEPT THE SYSTEM
THE SYSTEM IS GOOD
LOVE THE SYSTEM
fricking brainwashed
> its literally le 1984
touch grass
No it’s way worse, you state loyalist pedophile.
> being able to find humor in a corporate advertisement = state loyalist pedophile
it's time to take your meds
this level of reverence for capitalism
You're fricking moronic. Lots of shows and movies were designed to sell toys, doesn't mean they weren't entertaining. Same with commercials.
Your zoomer shit is designed to make you question your gender.
I'm the moronic one but you just unironically agreed with my point?
>Your zoomer shit is designed to make you question your gender.
P R O J E C T I O N
also again im 30 (read thread idiot) and no one said anything about gender
i think SOMEBODY's got a case of the gender dysmorphia don't they? or it could just be the ol'
>rent free
> being 30 and still hating capitalism
I'd bet money you work at taco bell
> rent free
you know who isn't going to be living rent free? You, if you don't pay yours tomorrow.
>loves something that forces them to work until 70
weird cause i can imagine much better ways to spend my life
>taco bell
i only know thats something americans like other than that i dont kno wtf you're talking about boy
> doesn't know what taco bell is
Ok so you're a third worlder, then I guess you sew soccer balls at the sweat shop.
the absolute tone-deaffness of this post FLOORS me
>you don't know Taco Bell™
>that is literally inconceivable to me
>must be a Black person from Black personland
bro you are seriously moronic
and it's pretty clear they're got their fingers well and truly pulling your little strings in your brain dude
good luck with that
>I'm the moronic one but you just unironically agreed with my point?
No moron. Everything you see is capitalism. Every movie and tv show. Saying you like them is saying "herrr derr reverence for capitalism"
>P R O J E C T I O N
Not really.
>also again im 30 (read thread idiot) and no one said anything about gender
Sure thing, skippy. Still being a le edgy anti-capitalist at 30? No way.
>i think SOMEBODY's got a case of the gender dysmorphia don't they? o
Bleddit spacing and they upvooter psychology? You need to go back.
>Everything you see is capitalism.
hahaha, brother you made you laugh out loud that was funny
poor frick, capitalism isn't the idea of trading currency for good and services, but it IS the reason why your country has the worst public health/education/police services in any 1st world country
Bingo.
Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?
>Commercials are supposed to be memorable so you remember them
You are supposed to remember the product, not the commercial.
Funny because I don't even remember what product the OP ad was promoting. I just remember the ad.
orbit gum, makes your mouth feel clean or something
does that gum even exist anymore?
Oh, yeah, that was what it was. I don't know if it still exists.
It still exists but they don’t even run ads.
Trident had good ads too but I don’t think they sell the layers gum, which is a shame because they were really good. Sometimes i buy regular trident gum but its not the same
I think we can all objectively say 5 gum had the best gum commercials. No contest.
>asked if people still watch ads
>answers with "here's why ads are funny or wierd"
i fricking hate you, all of you
^^
>Asking if people still watch commercials when the subject is a 20 year old commercial that everyone has seen.
Counterpoint: WE LOVE THE SUBS
>BERRIES AND CREAM
>BERRIES AND CREAM
>BERRIES AND CREAM
>dude it's funny because it's... SO LE RANDOM xDDD
these type of commercials were the beginning of the end. the last little hint of sincerity we had as a people slipped into twenty layers of winking, self-deprecating irony and now every goddamn thing is some soulless meta bullshit
I'd rather take absurdist comedy commercials over commercials that lazily try to tug on your heartstrings like "Coke was with you when you had your first kid" kind of crap.
dumbshit like the Unleash your Inner Sasquatch are great.
>some jackasses snickering sneak up on Sasquatch and light his pubes on fire
>cut to outside the forest and the guy who lit the pubes comes flying over the top of the treeline
>CHIKKA CHIKKA CHIKKA BOW WAKAOW
they are funny though and i sincerely like them. maybe YOU and the people in YOUR life are cowards?
At least it doesn't have an interracial couple with a disabled trans-daughter reminding me to get my tires rotated.
I remember the ones that are just really bizzare or stupid
>PSP! ITS A NUT YOU PLAY WITH OUTSIDE!
or
>Playstation commercial which is just the crying baby doll then it gets set on fire while a whole bunch of bizzarre imagery happens
>the G4 TV commercial where a unicorn comes out of a portal and starts puking up a bunch of electronic devices
Playstation was so goddamn experimental.
there was also this one commercial. I swear its lost to the annals of time and I wish I could find it again because it was so oddly graphic
>guy is at doctors office getting X-ray at which point the X-ray reveals theres some kind chestbuster/worm monster in his stomach
>guy drinks some sort of beverage (I want to say Monster Energy)
>worm monster rips open one of the internal organ tubes to start drinking it up instead
>both the patient and the doctor have this kind of "oops, aww shit" face
The one commercial that stuck with me the most is that Sears Air Conditioner commercial.
>Tomorrows going to be hotter
>Hotter?
>Like Yesterday
>Yesterday you said you'd call sears
man i wanna have hot sweaty sex with that milf
I'd turn the air con off and pretend it's broken so she's constantly hot and bothered and her shirt clings to her body. I'd never call sears and when she asks I'd rip her clothes off and frick her on the table then and there
is that the one with "i'll call now"
They got David Lynch to direct the first Playstation commercials, which set the tone for future ones
zoomers
they are so moronic they think it is "bad" to not let the corpo israelite rain ads on you at every turn
me
who?
>commercials are based
>reasoning has nothing to do with the content of the ads
why not just have nothing inbetween?
i haven't watched an advent, accept for when im at the cinema, in maybe like 4 years
where are people even watching them? are you guys still watching TV? l
like non VoD actual tv?
>ishygddt
Sports and On Patrol Live with /misc/. That's the only time I see ads.
Yeah it was weird for a coffee ad.
Commercials are based, they give you time to use the bathroom or grab something to eat inbetween the show. Idk why movies like Oppenheimer don't have intermissions
You do, you contrarian zoomie homosexual.
Why do all the cast of Suits to Fiverr commercials for Royal Match? Not sure if the decision was made by AI or a Chinaman.
>What the french toast?!
I like that the phrase has the tone of "What the frick, b***h?"
>Who are you callin' a Cootie Queen you Lint Licker??
How do you respond without sounding mad?
I still use "what the french, toast?"
Bros how do I find an Olive Oil of my own to shiver me timbers?
eats ya spinach
This commercial was memorable because it was kind of racy for the time while remaining completely innocuous.
Seems like a lot of commercials these days try to push the boundaries with sexual references in fabric softener commercials, poop jokes, and censored cursing. Times have really changed and I want to go back to when a roast beef commercial was just a commercial for roast beef.
I saw a commercial on Pluto a few weeks ago for a women's razor and the woman talking just kept saying "pubic hair" over and over again to try and destigmatize it. I hated it especially because I was eating at the time
Yeah I've seen that one and don't get it. Its got a message about how its 'ok to say public hair' or something. Nobody ever said it wasn't ok, its just kind of a strange thing to bring up in a normal conversation.
There was this other similar commercial about how its empowering for women to say they poop, and it cuts to a fat women sitting on the toilet. I think it was a toilet paper commercial or something.
I liked the one with the pretty blonde talking about her vegana
>Experience.
>this was the most culturally impactful television moment of the 2000's
Wow...where did we go wrong.
O've been saying it for years but st this point pure silence is more attention-grabbing than noise and flashing colors. Imagine you're on a road trip with the radio on and instead of fast talking moron words you get 20 seconds of silence followed by just the name of the product. I'd consider buying out of gratitude for the moment of peace and normies would pay closer attention because they'd think the radio was broken or something, not blaring racket for once.
>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>*85 seconds of silence*
>…5 gum, stimulate your senses
Would it work?
85 seconds of peace holy shit I'm going to cum and then go buy 5 Gum
Nah every time im driving using youtube for music it just pisses me off because when it goes silent i know its either the app asking me if im still watching or it’s a silent ad that makes me think its asking me if im still watching which needlessly distracts me
American education needs an overhaul the commercial.
i grew up seeing this and now i say "son of a biscuit eating bulldog" to my own son
life comes at you fast anons make it count
Are you white?
yeah so's my wife it is great
Be fruitful and multiply.
Cute pale feet.
I never understoo foot gays, arent all feet essentially the same?
I always liked DW Mason commercial they used to air during Yankees games.
This one is great
I want to pickle her and lick her lint.
IDK MY BFF JILL
If it had a snowman it was kino
Never drank that tea but damned if those commercials and those old vending machine art didn't make me thirsty as hell.
%3D
That snowman is so bad ass.
I laugh at the anons that say ads can't be kino
Remember when this one rustled jimmies?
QRD?
its just fitting an apple user would be a mongoloid and not know what a computer is
That's when casting of ugly people began.
no one posted the goat?
>I’m proud of you, son.
%3D%3D
It's not a bad idea, people wouldn't say 99% of the shit they say on the internet to anyone's face and the ones are too far gone/too much of an outcast to care anyway.
Who'd want their kid to be a pussy internet tough guy anyway?
foster's
australian for beer
sus
I feel like chicken tonight
I SAID A-BEEF HOT LINKS
How come every thread about some kino commercial from the mid 2000s is full of tryhard zoomers shitting on them even though zoomers almost universally don't use adblock because they don't know how and see 10x as many ads on tiktok and youtube as any teenager in the mid 2000s?