I think Balto is a great movie.

I think Balto is a great movie.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because it is.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To bad Balto died...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this from lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea, I got it from the last dog thread.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Balto is a wolf tho

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dog

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wolfdog actually

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw that in a Saberspark video, talking about the trilogy. He loves the first movie, and hates the sequels.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average Alaskan when he goes to the Lower 48

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      with sound

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the one where Aleu jumps off a cliff or whatever it was?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate sad movie 🙁

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of the story being told from a real world person when it's a very loose innacurate adaptation of the real events?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Saber we know

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're nice

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We all are.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a relic of early 2000s Internet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it seems.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't, you're just a zoophile.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning, I fricking hate ecelebs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balto died long before the advent of the Internet. He's not an e-celeb.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think balto belongs in steele's belly

    no i will not clarify you know exactly what I mean

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One issue I have with the movie is thay wolf dogs are fricking huge.
      The rescue I got my dog from is also licensed to take care of wolf dog hybrids and those frickers are massive.
      Balto could have just bodied Steele.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can be explained by him being Malnourished.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >massive
        Like how massive? How do they don't snap and start mauling people?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that's why you need to be licensed to rescue them, but I could be wrong. But yeah they're not quite domesticated thanks to their wolf half. You just have to tame them and know how to handle them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Canonically this is Balto's Dad pulling his Mom.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, could someone correct me if I'm wrong?

                I think I only watched second movie once so I can't remember if it was confirmed or not, but the white wolf that shows up during first movie to howl with Balto was actually Balto's mom, right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In the first movie, it's either just a wolf, or it's a visual manifestation of Balto's wolf half. In the sequel they had the brillaint low IQ idea to go "oh let's bring that wolf back and say it's his mom" because they were desperate for literally anything to put in that movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon, in other words second movie was really garbage and desperate to connect as many possible things to first movie as possible, eh?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Coolsville SUCKS

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls that like balto movies are kinda weird. But cool.

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    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was feeling nostalgic about Balto last week so I went to buy it on Blu-Ray, and much to my disappointment Universal never gave it any kind of collector's edition or even a cardboard slip cover. So I made my own slip cover for it using a minimalist poster I found online.

    I hope they at least spring for a digital remaster / restoration if they ever do a 4K release. The Blu-Ray isn't bad although there's plenty of room for improvement. Prince of Egypt's Blu-Ray was literally a slapdash upscale of the DVD transfer and they didn't fix it until the 4K release.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty cool

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Balto is the greatest movie 🙂

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horny goose

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honk the goose until exploded

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horny FOR goose

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never watched but there's something about the vibe that attracts me to it. I was born in Alaska.

      The female is incredibly suburban.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balto IRL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let the blm find out! They are going to start shitting about Balto being a kang of black origin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balto’s fame is actually overblown. He only ran the last 55 miles whereas another dog named Togo did most of the real work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, let's all be jealous of Balto when he had to spend some of his best years starving in a freak show with mange until a wealthy philanthropist rescued him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fame is a human contruct. Balto never gave a shit about any of that, he just wanted treats and be told he was a good dog, not to be paraded around like an object living misery for years to be gawked at.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So fricking what, it's a dog. Dog's don't understand the concept of fame, greed or envy. It just does what its master tells it because of a mix of innate loyalty, survival and love. If some drama bullshit hapopened around Balto, that's because of human vanity.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the Balto sequel we could have gotten.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI? No buy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only reason the WGA is afraid of AI is because modern writing has been so garbage that an AI can replace them. Does anyone believe that ChatGPT couldn't have written Rings of Power? She-Hulk? Velma? Obi-Wan Kenobi?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Obi-Wan Kenobi?
          This is already out?!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It came and went so fast you'd be forgiven for not noticing. It was awful.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think The Pebble and the Penguin is a great movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My homie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How thicc are their birds?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marina's peers were even thiccer, all that insulating fat and feathers

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Marina's peers were even thiccer
            Dont play
            >Searches
            DAAYUM. Don needs to get back into 'character designing'.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Second from right has best hair, but I love tall girls. The entire movie's underrated imo. Rock a Doodle had those chickens too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire movie's underrated imo
                Good to see people kinda appreciate Pebble and the Penguin instead of constantly fricking seethe on it like 90% of the people who have seen it. Not the best of Don Bluth by any means, but has some genuine charm, especially in the animation.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen it in over 20 years.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is pretty good.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a friend that watched Balto over 20 times back in middle school

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Balto
    >Iron Giant
    >Fivel Goes West
    Yup, it's Saturday afternoon during summer time.

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