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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what do you spend your mousebux on, OP?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uhh it isnt even mentioned its just implied in a quick montage. Its nothing major to the story at all. Just life passed him by

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post-trump Cinemaphile is unable to view anything without the lense of "what does this mean for the Republican party"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the very poor money it made proves that you are one of the few that liked it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I liked the designs of the ships and the suits. The special effects were good and the story, in concept, should've been okay. It just lacked the urgency it needed to keep me invested and suspending my disbelief. It felt like Buzz was looking for the film's plot instead of the plot naturally unfolding. And it just felt...too mature, I guess? It's ostensibly a film for children but it felt very adult in its presentation and tone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how mature it felt. Like a young adult adventure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And it just felt...too mature, I guess? It's ostensibly a film for children but it felt very adult in its presentation and tone.
      Moreso than Incredibles 2?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely. It's more in line with Soul honestly

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have not seen the movie, I only know that it has jumps in time.

    Did Buzz grooming the daughter of an ex-girlfriend or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. He starts off having adventures in space with a friend. But time travel shenanigans happen, his friend grows up, gets married, has a family, and dies. Post timeskip, Buzz meets her granddaughter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds boring as shit, but thanks for the summary.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically, buzz wakes up from cryosleep in a big colony ship (turnip), they land on alien planet cause protocol says to study aliens. But planet is "hostile" so Buzz tries to take off and crashes the turnip. All colony wakes and tries to build hyperdrive crystals to go home, Buzz tests it in spaceship, but it keeps failing, and each time he does it it sends him 4 years in future. He keeps doing it, seeing his bestfriend get married, has daughter and granddaughter, and sees her die in video. New leader tries to stop him, but they do find a viable crystal and Buzz steals a ship to try again. It works but he is 20 years into future now, robots are teleporting things away and buddies granddaughter wants to fight but is shit. Bunch of mcguffins later, buzz faces zerg and finds it is Old buzz who after stealing the ship almost got arrested so he flew FAR into the future, got robot tech, went back in time to steal our Buzz's crystal to go back in time before crashing the turnip. Our Buzz blows up crystal, killing old Buzz(zerg), and settling on planet where colony had means to hyperdrive all along, then made buzz and his moron troop the new space rangers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buzz would rather have sex with his space ranger suit than a person.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was no threat/bad guy/danger. Nothing but references and bad taika waititi humor. And what's even weirder, there was less diversity than the cartoon show that disney wants to forget. The art was great, best looking versions of Zerg and Buzz, but there was no substance in the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >taika waititi
      What the frick does that mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        taika waititi was literally in the fricking movie, doing his same old shitty jokes like he does in the thor movies and other shit. He is the brown skinned person running with Buzz in the movie.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was okay.
    Nothing special, but still fun. I dont get all the hate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people on this site are very angry at Disney and want the company to fail. So anything, no matter how minor, can be blown up into a company-destroying controversy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people on this site are very angry at Disney and want the company to fail. So anything, no matter how minor, can be blown up into a company-destroying controversy.

      It just adds to disney being too safe/not creative anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney isn't playing it safe, they keep quadrupling down on the grooming.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Grooming" is a very serious accusation you shouldn't use lightly. This kiss would've gotten zero controversy if it was a man and a woman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ok groomer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grooming who

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >conservatives hate it because it has gays
    >liberals hate it because there's not enough gays
    >Toy Story fans hate because it completely retcons all previous Buzz Lightyear continuity as well as the origin on how Andy got his favorite toy
    >coomers hate it because there's no Mira Nova
    this film pleasured nobody

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was seriously one of my favorite pixar movies. The ONLY THING that would have made it better would be a post credit scene with older Andy walking out of the threater talking about a reboot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >older Andy walking out of the threater talking about a reboot.
      I was terrified that they would do this. The text blurb at the beginning was already too much

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